Nofap 2016
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Oh wow guys, I went one whole day without touching my pecker. I already feel the superpowers emerging from their dormant state.
Should I pick the +69 iq first or the talking with animals perk? How's everyone holding up?
>these nipples
>that torso hair
epic trap m8
don't get more iq it will make you too smart for work
start talking with animals and learning about people's masturbation habits and crushes
>all these nofap progress threads
It's two days in to the new year. The problem with you guys, you all expect results straight away, you've got no patience. How can one group of men be so fucked in so many ways?
>>25427992
>you all expect results straight away
These retards shouldn't expect results at all. You don't spend all day jerking off because it's made you autistic, you spend all day jerking off because you were autistic to begin with.
I fapped 4 times yesterday.
Focusing on nofap is backwards. The point should be doing valuable stuff, not focusing on removing one bad habit.
>>25427925
>epic trap m8
That is literally a person who has been pregnant.
I WANT A GIRL TO BREASTFEED ME NOW
enjoy your limp dick
I lost already but rationalized it by telling myself you get prostate cancer if you don't ejaculate regularly
>>25428430
I'm 27 and never masturbated. Don't worry you'll be fine.
>>25427925
don't you see the stretch marks and milk coming out of her titties?
>>25428386
>>25428507
>getting hard from used goods
Slide.
>>25428490
>I'm 27 and never masturbated
What are you? A faggot?
Usually people at your age who say they never masturbate are usually lying or part of like the 1% who truly have never masturbated, I don't know why it's something to be embarrassed or ashamed of, I've literally met girls in their 20's who were embarrassed to admit that they masturbated (these were girls that I was close with and a few FWB)
I guarantee you most people who say they don't masturbate are usually lying and they do masturbate but they are too ashamed or embarrassed to admit it, even the super religious people masturbate, hell some religious girls are super slut and might masturbate like once a day or some shit.
I masturbate at least 1 to 3 times a day while some people masturbate like 7 times a day (though I think that's a bit excessive)
>>25428636
Fuck off back to >>>/soc/ normalshit
Going stronk here
>>25428574
I'm not hard, I want her to breastfeed me.
>>25428714
>Being this assblasted because I had girls find me attactive
>Being mad that he can't talk to girls
>Being mad that girls don't give him attention
>Being shit at interacting with girls in general
I'm sorry you have shit social skills and aesthetics anon, I'm not even that attractive and for your information people on /soc/ only give me like a 5 on average if not a 6 or 7 at times so I'm really not even that amazing looking but I've been with at least a dozen girls and most of them thought I was pretty cute so I have something going for me.
>>25428778
Oh nevermind, you're just a bullshitting faggot. Go make shit up somewhere else.
>>25427925
>torso hair
where m8?
I just lost like ten minutes ago
Already failed
forgot about nofap2016 it until this thread reminded me to be true relative
In on this. I think I'll make it.
>tfw recently bought a projector
>tfw tried to resist but caved and ended up watching porn with it
I've never seen it on such a large screen before
>>25427925
Wrong, I'm the only lactating trap in the world anon
>failed on day 2
Always next year i suppose
I lost this morning but to be fair I hadn't fapped since December 4th before that so I was already at a disadvantage.
So I'm starting again. No fap 2016 take 2.
I started early and am 6 days in. I went for 30 days once and noticed that I didn't procrastinate as much and didn't want to kill myself, which is nice I guess.
>>25427582
It's hillarious to read about all those nofap threads.
noffap 2016, what does that even mean? You want to don't fap for the whole year?
Just do it like the /fitizens do it and fap every sunday once. And stop posting freaking progress-threads. If you do something for the attention of others you'll never go through with it.
>>25430771
Well I'm not doing it for the attention of others. It just feel fun to know there are people who can't resist their reflective urge to spank the monkey when it rises.
>>25427582
>2016
>not picking woodland stride class ability
What a waste, just Jack it faggot you already ruined it.
>>25428490
Disgusting.
That bitch must've been super fat and then lost weight. She's still carrying her badge of shame, foul terrifying fat girl tits.
Christ what a waste of a woman.
>>25428778
no one gives a shit fuckwad, we didn't think you were adonis to begin with
just fuck off and never come back cause we don't wanna read your shitty posts
>>25428636
I masturbated for the first time when I was 31. I had a pretty nonexistent sex drive in my 20s. Then suddenly in my 30s I got a sex drive, started fapping, had sex, got gfs, etc.
