Lose your virginity in 2016, you shall.
>>25427185
Getting delusional with your old age pepe...
>>25427185
lost it in 2015 familia
>>25427185
If I use the force, Pepe Yoda, won't that make it rape?
>>25427185
I'm going to die alone, what's any different from last year?
>>25427185
This is a secret Star Wars add they've infiltrated us boys
Size matters not, right?
Shilling for pro-cuck jewish media, you are.
>>25427383
Did you even watch the movie? The black guy was a comedic relief character and got his ass whooped.
i actually managed to fuck a qt after NYE, I thought I'd become a normie, someone here on r9k told me to run and never look back, but here I still am
i know im still an autist faggot dweeb but now I dont even fit in with robots FUCK MY LIFE
>go watch the movie! it's not conditioning, I swear!
>it even has a black guy getting his butt kicked in it, you like that don't you?
Not today, schlomo.
>>25427383
I can't believe someone actually took time to make this pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc5xdXtRP1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQQ95H_mvP4
>>25427457
You're paranoid
go back to your containment board
>>>/pol/
No (you) for (you) :^)
>>25427383
this is a fucking lie considering I have heard not a single woman express interest in Finn, while everyone has been all over Poe and Kylo Ren like flies on shit.
>>25427185
i seek training master pepe
teach me the ways of the smug
I lost my virginity in 2013 but I wouldn't mind having sex a second time.
>>25427383
> cuck ball
Ok, I stopped reading there.
Are they really a couple in the film or it's just the old chan's racism?
>>25427889
No they're not a couple, even though Finn tries to hit on her a few times like an annoying beta faggot. Its very cringey and she obviously doesn't reciprocate.
Fuck I think I was close last night boys
>drunk at best friends NYE party
>chilling on couch because I just smoked two stoges and felt sick (don't usually smoke)
>girl spills vodka on the carpet
>I smile at her and say it's all good I got it
>later she sits next to me on the couch
>leans her head against my shoulder
>talks about her school, my school
>we drink some peach vodka
>she starts freaking out because she has to go
>fuck
>she asks for my number
>put it in her phone with my name
>realize I didn't tell her my name
Well there goes that. She was pretty hot too, I doubt I would have had that opportunity if we weren't smashed
>>25428023
>A girl talked to me
>I totally almost banged her you guys
Rofl what are you 14?
>>25427240
When 900 years old you are, least ok as good you will not
I'm not listening to a ghost fuck you yoda pepe
>>25427185
Teach me the ways of the NEET, Yoda Pepe.
>>25428095
no I'm just a guy who isn't huge into parties and hasn't been in that situation many times before
>>25428095
and I was talking to girls all night, this girl was particularly flirty
