Name one thing you'll never achieve.
Competence.
Uniting all the Germanic people under one banner.
>>25425686
Having friends IRL
>>25425784
lmao
for me probably sex
UnJUSTing my life.
A meaningful and affectionate relationship.
some sweet dubs
>>25425686
Kissing
>>25425686
Pregnancy.
The feeling of achievement.
>>25425849
I like bullying.
>>25425686
Having enough money,stability, and privacy to live with my fictional wife.
Talking to a girl I don't either have to talk to or already knew somehow.
>I'm 19
I-it'll get better, right g-guys?
>>25425847
Original comment on /r9k/, this kind of hurts senpai.
>>25425866
I don't understand the context here.
>>25425686
self-fulfillment
>>25425686
-Anything-
>>25425686
Undeestand morals
>>25425686
Anime is for normies.
Giving up on 3D.
>>25426019
Hugging
99 everything in Runescape
load my life back.
kicking off the day of the rope
>>25426203
Senpai!
I just hit 99 pray on my osrs skiller
>dat 15 combat but muh prayer cape.
>now I can feasibly achieve 99 rc. 89 currently.
You osrs mein nigginzeit?
>>25425686
Anything.
Ability.
Things.
Satisfaction.
Temporary satisfaction.
Finding someone who'll understand me
>>25425686
Genuine connection with another human being
Sex with child prostitute.
But I can dream. ;_;
Getting over my anxiety
A girlfriend
Filthy rich
Love, senpai. Love.
>>25426539
Do you hate money?
>>25426623
Kill yourself fucking faggot.
I wish you were imprisoned as a child and was forced to fuck neckbeard fat fuck basement scourge against your will as you were starved, beaten, and deprived of all enjoyment in your life.
>pls nap in your car in a confined space.
>oh wait I bet lolifag neet has no car.
>>25426718
Who else have you seen 15 cmbt with prayer cape.
>gg no re
But all kidding aside I got 176m fishing exp and 89 rc 99 mining, along with merchanting. Got a killer deal on 150k dbones and used my guilded.
>>25426747
You sound triggered, anon. What happened to you? Please tell us.
>>25426539
I tried osrs and I just couldn't do it I couldn't start over
12 years in so far and I'm in rs3 on legacy mode
I just don't have the money or time anymore ;;
An Understanding of advanced mathematicsFUCK TOPOLOGYFUCK COMBINATORICS
>>25426838
You're mentally damaged if you disagree.
Think about that existence. Its not hard to draw that from implication. You don't have to live it to put two and two together.
If you would support that trade in any shape, form, or fashion you should be hanged. Genitals mutilated beforehand.
>hurrr normie doesn't wanna rape child sex slaves
>not even triggered you just really need some help. Consider suicide. (no meme on u bro)
>>25426960
Starting over is the best runepai! The nostalgia bro. I have scythe an bunny ears on new rs but I'm unable to recover on new rs. I'm mediocre and I don't understand the combat system. (Not retarded I just use wow for cmbt rs is a skill/economics game if you play it as such). I gave away my millz to someone who was quitting osrs and going back to new, got all his shit for all mine on that fag ass java-based wow wannabe.
>>25427056
Whatever, faggot. You only get one life to live and that's what I wanna do so I'm gonna do it if possible. #YOLO
>>25426623
If you've suffered pain you shouldn't want to put someone else through pain.
>>25427239
Whats so painful about wanting to lick a little girl's sweet, hairless pussy? If anything she'll feel good about it.
I dont get you moralfags. You seem to think that sex= pain for some reason.
>>25425686
Getting and maintaining a job.
>>25425686
Becoming a helicopter pilot for the military
>>25427201
Whatever helps your journey to eternal damnation. Yeah I actually hope hell is real so Satan can fuck you with a manta rays AND a mother fuckin porcupine.... simultaneously.
Sad thing is you're gonna go tell your mom you baited me.. when in all actuality you feel disgusting an you've wished for so long you were just being Mr. Edgy McReddit. But you actually are that deranged.
bee tea eff ohhhhh
>get the fuck off my board.
>go back to LGBT
>>25427201
>calls someone else a faggot
>posts #YOLO
wew lad
>>25425686
Speaking Russian fluently or being good at maths.
Mainly because I have no longing to do either but whatever, this is a dumb thread, just about anyone can do anything if they have the time and if they set their minds to it and if they REALLY honestly want it.
>>25427330
Oh, this is a good one, or being a fighter pilot for that matter.
I can't completely convince myself that I'll NEVER be able to get most of the things I want, but these are among the things that are impossible unless we have some kind of giant war where they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for pilots.
>>25427201
Please leave the board. I'm sorry, I'm a fucking loser but I don't, nor anyone else on the board, deserve to be associated with a pedo. Do the world a favor by killing yourself you fucking disgusting scumsucking cretin, don't associate yourself with the people here.
>tfw you will never prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis
>>25425686
everyone tells me that i will never take part in a real revolution, but i think they are wrong and i have to stay vigilant.
>>25427470
Thanks bro.
Glad I'm not the freak for not fucking child slaves.
>ill bet 40 keks he's a handholding-less virgin faggot.
>>25427280
You'd be abusing a child and taking part in her lifetime trauma. That's the painful part. If not the moment itself, then her entire adulthood looking back on it and feeling messed up for the rest of her life.
The end to disappointing my parents and family.
>>25426747
I'm a lolicon, and this is what stops me from ever even considering it in real life.
I think about how the comparatively minor shit that happened to me as a kid fucked me up, and can hardly stomach even thinking about doing something that's exponentially worse to some poor young girl. That extends to any kind of underage porn, too, since it's just as exploitative and traumatic.
That doesn't just mean prostitutes or slaves either, but any girl that's not "an adult" regardless of the context. I'm also strongly against any form of non-consensual sexual activity with any woman of any age, and I don't believe that anything a grown man would do with a girl under 16 or so would truly be consensual.
>>25427468
Pretty much. Wish I could though, being a pilot is one of those jobs that I could do for the rest of my life even if I was getting paid the same by serving fries and burgers.
My oneitis's loving me back.
>>25427280
Children don't understand. Along with the fact, not a moralfag sense of against her will, I mean she is literally imprisoned as a fuckslave. I guess if that's how you get your rocks off whatever. But its unfair to that child. Imagine the damage to the psyche of someone who endures that. The disassociation, trauma, and PTSD involved..
>>25427548
+1
you an addict? or just disappointing. no hate sampay just asking.
Loving someone and having them love me back.
>>25427548
Fuck, this one hurts...
>>25427606
Loli isn't fucking child prostitues. Aside from the stigma, its harmless.
>>25427623
I really enjoy flying, I wish I could still do it. I've taken a bunch of lessons and was strongly considering becoming a commercial helo pilot, and then I developed this stupid chronic IBS and I can't reliably sit in a seat for 3+ hours without having to go take a shit.
>>25427350
>Sad thing is you're gonna go tell your mom you baited me.. when in all actuality you feel disgusting an you've wished for so long you were just being Mr. Edgy McReddit. But you actually are that deranged.
I dont feel disgusted, actually.
I am half trolling (cause I know I'm gonna bait faggots like you super easy) but I'm actually telling the truth.
I know I'm "deranged" according to what the majority of people think, but I dont think there is anything wrong with having some fun with a kid. It's not like they're getting tortured or some sick shit. There is nothing wrong with oral sex and some foreplay.
>>25427470
>don't associate yourself with the people here.
Oh no, what will I do by not being able to call myself an /r9k/ robot?! My life is ogre.
How about you go kill yourself. You got less of a chance to get with Stacy than I am with fucking a child prostitute kek.
I'm sorry for ruining your secret loser club, anon.
Living without financial worry.
>>25427697
>not getting tortured or sick shit
are you serious?
>oral sex and foreplay
you weren't singing that tune earlier mein nigginzeit. guess that mom comment hit ya in the boipucci too, mirite?
buy a home
>>25427544
Look. If it's a child prostitute, chances are I wasn't the first and won't be the last. She won't remember shit.
Also chances are her life is fucked anyways if her adult guardians put her in that life.
What are you gonna say? "But you got the choice to at least not make it worse!" Fuck off you hypocrite. Everyone here hate women, but suddenly you feel bad that one of them might have a bad adulthood life?
Moralcucks. Not even once.
>>25427685
Oh, yeah, I'm well aware of it, I just felt like saying something because we often get lumped in with actual child predators. I can't even handle 2D loli if it seems like the girl isn't into it. (But I love stuff where it seems like she is.)
>>25427697
There are thousands of adults in the world who are totally fucked up as a result of childhood molestation by the adults in their life, I think they'd disagree that there's "nothing wrong" with oral sex and foreplay.
What you think is "having fun" is them being kids that are terrified of an adult and not feeling like they're capable of resisting.
>>25427658
>you an addict? or just disappointing.
Pretty much just disappointing. Unless an internet addiction is a somewhat of a real thing. Plus a few extras.>lolicon
>dropped out of college 2 times.
>hardly have worked a day in my life except for some summerjobs when I was 14-15
>>25427752
I don't give a fuck. If I were a 50 year old virgin who weighed 500 pounds and washed myself with a rag on a stick, wore adult diapers, had been cumming on an MLP figurine in a jar for the past 30 years and preserving it, and lived with my geriatric mother who still makes my pizza rolls for me at age 80, I would still be a better person than a fucking pedo. Literally kill yourself. You are the scum of the earth.
>>25427694
Damn Anon, that sounds horrible man.
>>25427752
>My life is ogre
>#YOLO
you should honestly kill yourself just for that
>>25427811
I'm also 21 btw. Forgot to add that.
>22 in 2-3 months.
>>25427752
As I'm sitting next to my Stacy.
>>25427835
It's not as terrible as you might think, but yeah, it sucks.
The main problem is the unpredictability of it, I never know when I will or won't have issues. I have to get up 3 hours early for work every day because it takes about that long before I can leave the house safely, I'm scared of stuff like road trips, even though they usually end up working out OK, and it's a big part of why I don't try to get with women, because I'm terrified I'll make a fool of myself having to run to the shitter in the middle of a date, or worse, sex.
>>25427895
Are there no options for treating that?
Having a passion.
I'm just so lazy and apathetic. I'm unemployed, lonely, and depressed. I want something to put a fire under my ass.
>>25427801
Oh look, another hypocrite. One that thinks it's okay to like naked children in 2D form, but somehow thinks the real 3D version is disgusting. Jesus, who are you deluding here? Besides yourself.
>>25427827
I have been told to kill myself for years here. Still here tho. :3
>>25427882
>says he wants me out of his loser club because I somehow can't feel those tfwnogf feels
>has a girlfriend
Hypocrite.
Failure. My drive for success is too great.
>>25427958
Yes and no.
IBS is a blanket term for a ton of different disorders with different causes and there's no way to really figure out what's going on in many cases.
There are treatments for some types, but many are unpleasant, others have bad side effects, some require surgery, and in many cases nothing works at all.
I went through a ton of shitty (no pun intended) tests, and know I don't have one of the life-threatening kinds or ones that require surgery (cancers, ulcers, Crohn's, etc.), but beyond that it's mostly a mystery.
My doctor thinks it's actually a stress- or anxeity- based condition, which does seem pretty probable (it gets much worse when I'm in bad situations etc), the problem is that the condition itself creates so much stress that it's self-sustaining.
>>25427988
>Oh look, another hypocrite. One that thinks it's okay to like naked children in 2D form, but somehow thinks the real 3D version is disgusting. Jesus, who are you deluding here? Besides yourself.
Did you actually read my posts?
What I said is that engaging in sexual activity with children is disgusting. I didn't say I don't find real ones physically attractive, I just don't fap to them because basically all porn of them involves the same kinds of trauma and exploitation that actually fucking them would.
It's not about morals, either, just having a damn conscience.
I should add, though, that I don't actually like very young girls, in 2D or 3D, I'm only attracted to them after puberty, when they're like smaller, cuter, smoother versions of adult women.
>>25427669
This.
It's gonna take a long while to fully accept this.
>>25427669
>>25428281
haha dudes don't worry about it haha just don't care about women, my ex girlfriends are all bitches haha who needs em fuck bitches get money
t. chad
Any major in any type of engineering field.
>>25428029
It's sad something like this is keeping you from flying, Anon.
>>25425686
Sentience
>>25428089
>It's not about morals, either, just having a damn conscience.
Isnt that the same thing? You cant morals without a conscience.
>confesses he likes lolis
>I'm only attracted to them after puberty
More delusions.
Getting rid of my only ex from 2003may 16, 4:51 PM.
>>25428480
No, it's not. Morals are mostly arbitrary concepts laid down by society or religion. Conscience is related to doing things that have a direct impact on others.
And I don't know what delusions you're implying. The world would condemn me just as much for fucking a 13 year old as they would condemn you for fucking a 6 year old or whatever. I like girls with long legs, longer skinnier bodies with defined waists, hips and thighs, and proportionally smaller heads, not the opposite, which in real life means girls starting around 11-13, but in hentai just depends on the artist drawing them.
(Honestly I think I really just have a thing for petite girls that carries over into JB/pedo.)
>>25428477
this to be entirely honest
>>25425686
understanding humans and showing emotions
>>25425686
being liked/appreciated by others
>>25428668
Well, don't call it loli then. That's definitely not loli at all.
I don't know man. Fuck what anyone thinks. It's not illegal unless you get caught is what I say.
>>25429029
It's tagged as loli on the boorus and runs in magazines like Comic LO, so I call it loli, and most others seem to as well. I like characters with body types like Tachibana Momoka, Ilya from Fate, Kobato from Haganai, etc, but NOT, say, the lolis from Monogatari (although I love Shinobu enough to make an exception for her) or Ruri's little sisters in Oreimo or whatever.
It's not about what people think or whether it's illegal or whatever, though. It's about the chance that in 10 or 15 years, there's going to be a girl sitting in a dark room, miserable and alone, unable to enjoy intimacy with men, maybe shooting herself up with heroin or doing god knows what else, because of what some guy did to her when she was young.
>>25425686
Have a healthy relationship with a real woman Im not related to.
Can I list several instead?
A lasting, romantic relationship with a significant other in which we trust each other
Buying my own little home in a village with a nearby lake
Emotional competence
Living without ever worrying about needing to make more money, yet not having too much
Owning one of those really neat pilot hats
Leaning anything past basic algebra.
>>25425686
a fulfilling youth
>>25425686
Total extermination of the Jews.
i really want to be a pro gamer but im never good enough
another sticky on [s4s] or any other board
Not hating myself.
>>25425686
Getting into medical school
>>25425686
>Being loved by my permacrush
Whelp lets get back to be her beta orbiter best friend
>>25425686Saving her.
;-;
>>25425686
UNIVERSAL ENLIGHTENMENT THROUGH AGNOSTICISM
Knowing the grace of god.
>>25432152
Worry not my dear britburka,you are now part of another wide empire known as the Islamic Caliphate
>>25432199realtalk before i'm 40 I'm gonna end up blowing up a mosque or something I can't stand this shithole at all
>>25425686
I'll never be able to bear my husband's children.
>>25425686
passing looks
Winning the Fields medal.
>>25432395
>caring about passing when you cant birth his children
>>25425784
Ich kenne dieses Gefuehl um ehrlich zu sein.
>>25432441
Who the fuck even cares about children you mentally ill shit, i wouldn't have them either way, small pricks. I'm not god, i can't decide who is to live or to die, it would be simply unfair of me to somehow pass down my genes since i'm mentally ill.
>>25432461
You know transexuality is like one of the worlds most rare conditions right? The chances youd have a trans kid or whatever would be astronomical. Even mental illnesses is like 30-50% I think depending on both parents having it. If you have a mental ill kid, you could always eat them.
>>25432487
>you could always eat them
kek'd
Anyways, lots of actual girls can't bear children so just deal with it, at least you get love.
gf, that much is obvious
>>25425686
succeeding academically
WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE MOST DIFFICULT SHIT EVER, I COULDVE PICKED THEORETICAL PHYSICS BUT NO
>>25427646
THIS this THIS t h i s
seriouslyyyyy
Fugging a 2D grill
Intimacy.
There are several, believe it or not.
>tatooing my own butt
>getting to know Einstein
>faking my own Moon landing
>inventing cough syrup
>converting to Christianity
>not browsing this site ever
>being a diapered pokemans
Happiness
It's just unreachable for me and I don't want drugs.
>>25433107
This. This is what it's all about desu senpaitachi.
Alpha Centauri
what happened to theohaiuthreads?
