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ITT Weird shit you do.
Anyone else still pee like this?
My dick isn't big enough to let me piss with just undoing my zipper, so yes
In my 20 years of living on this earth.
I have NEVER used a urinal. Ever.
>>25424112
lmao what the fuck man
>>25424785
I try never using a urinal but had to at my old job.
Half the time there had a tiny stream of piss, no matter how long I shook it off.
>>25424112
Nigga, only the retards pissed like that back in school. We had these urinals that ran all the way to the floor. Those freaks would be pissing on their pants and everything. Despite what a loser I was/am, it made feel a little better about myself.
>>25424112
Yes, but only in my home. Would never ever do it at a urinal.
>>25424785
sitzpinkler
>>25424785
I can't pee in a urinal around other people, but some places have private bathrooms with urinals. Those are nice.
>>25424785
I pee in stalls because the urinals at my college spray pee back onto my shoes
>>25425219
>stage fright
So annoying. Why does this happen?
>go to state fair
>restroom has a giant trough for a urinal
>have to pee really badly
>enter room, unzip dick
>too many other dicks around
>stand for a full 2 minutes before leaving, still having to pee
>>25426144
>Why does this happen?
>washroom has one stall and one urinal
>guy in stall, have to use urinal
>standing at urinal trying to pee
>imagining what guy in stall is thinking
>"Why the fuck isn't this guy pissing?"
>end up leaving the washroom and waiting for him to leave so I can take stall
One time I exited a strip club three times to walk a block away and pee in a bush.
>>25424112
I sit down on a toilet, duck, and pee.
I don't care if people think it's faggy. Shit's comfortable. No worries about spraying all over the place, losing my balance, or how to conduct myself around other dudes pulling their dicks out.
Shit's comfy, and you can shit too, if you gotta.
feels good, man.
bloxblox
I've done that a few times as a joke, it makes people really uncomfortable.
>>25426568
>duck
wtf? are you afraid of being shot?
>>25426613
>i was only pretending to be literally retarded
>>25426568
>tried peeing sitting down
>mfw it sprayed on my ass
never again
I wear an adult diaper because of this kind of shit
I can't go if someone else is in the toilet
So I just piss anytime, don't even have to get up from eating
Is fucking awesome when I am heavy into a game or movie
My friends call me Iron Man, cause no matter how much I drink, I never use the toilet
They work great, when you buy them, I tell the cashier, my dad has dementia
You can piss a couple of times before you need to change, I keep extras in my bag, they even come off without having to take off your pants, way better than normal underpants
The don't even smell, unless you shit and it is a fucking bomber, shitting gets messy, just use 'em for pissing
To control the shitting, if you'll gonna be out a while, use an enema before going out, clean that shitter out, also take one of those anti-diarrhea pills they stop you up good
>>25428194
fucking seriously? What? Kek this is one of the most pathetic things I've ever read on here. They probably all know.
>>25428194
Dear Lord, this can't be real...
>>25426259
>ducks
Oh god anon youre making me drown me sweat and tears
>>25428194
>they even come off without having to take off your pants
>>25428194
after you pee, doesnt the diaper expand to absorb the liquid? youve seen kids with full diapers, they are very obvious. also, what if someone looks in your bag and sees your adult diaper collection? this will end badly for you anon.
>>25427854
>tfw having to pee while sitting all the time because your dick is bent
>>25429049
ive seen pics of erect dicks being bent, not flaccid dicks though
>still pee like this
>still
I have literally never pissed like that. I don't think anyone with a properly functioning brain has ever pissed like that.
>>25424112
>26 replies
>no original pepe, before he became the frog meme we know
you let me down /r9k/
you were the chosen one etc etc
>at a public bathroom
>been holding my piss for about an hour because of a movie
>literally takes me two minutes of constant piss streams to finish pissing and let out like 30 spurts
>entire time self concious people are thinking there's something wrong with me
>>25428194
1 min and 20 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es4ja_flD7U
>>25429630
Thought I was the only one
I drink a shit ton of water throughout the day.
It's even worse when I'm holding in a shit at the urinal b/c then my piss stream is limited
>>25429629
And here comes reddit to finally shit up the thread with le facebook frog. Great job.
>>25428194
Fukken saved m8.
Bloxblox
>>25429694
lol. how are you enjoying your break from 10th grade?
>>25429665
>trying to pee when you're also holding in a shit
I don't even bother trying. If I have to shit, I either hold it until I get home or go take a shit and piss while I'm at it.
>>25425556
This. Me too man.
>>25424112
I did that as a kid, apparently to an age that it was not normal... One time I was seeing a movie with my brother, one of my Aunts and one of my Cousins. After I used the restroom, my cousin told my Aunt that I had pulled my pants down to use the urinal. I then got a lecture on home to properly use a urinal.
>>25428194
I don't know whether if you do it for real or not but you made my day :D
>>25428279
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>>25428575
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>>25429745
Not him but I do the same thing. Seriously, diapers are fine as long as you don't shit in them.
>>25429745
lmao how are you enjoying shitting up this thread with your awful posts?
>>25429801
Doesn't that get expensive, dude?
>>25429825
I dry them out and re-use them, baking soda takes out most of the odor
>>25429825
It's ~$100 for 72 premium diapers, but if you buy stuff like depends it's much cheaper. Just don't expect to be wearing those for a long time.
>>25429833
Even for a robot that's too much. Normies buy cellphone subscriptions, I buy diaper subscriptions. Normies will never know how liberating it feels to piss yourself while drinking around family.
>>25429835
how long do you wear a premium diaper vs a depends?
>>25429858
do they ever leak? or has anyone noticed you have a huge puffy pouch on your ass and crotch?
>>25429861
The depends can handle maybe one wetting before they start to leak. So maybe a few hours?
A premium diaper can last 6-8 hours easily, longer if you know you won't be sitting down.
>>25429869
I take them off before they leak. I've had close calls before though.
And I don't think they notice. It's not like I wear skinny jeans.
>>25429810
im australian, so it's not so much a joy as it is my national duty.
>>25429835
the premium ones are more cost efficient often times because you use less of them. Plus, it's much more convenient not to have to change or worry about a leak after just one wetting.
>>25429835
Interesting. I've always wanted to buy them but I'm too chicken to do it.
What brand are these? Where do you get them? Do you buy them according to waist size? (I'm like a 30 or 31 waist)
>>25428194
This is a new lvl of weird stuff...
>>25429878
>longer if you know you won't be sitting down
so if you sit down the diapers squish and the piss leaks out and stains your pants? How do you know you will not sit down? E.g. bus or train, going to eat, people sit down all the time.
>>25429753
I can't take shits on a toilet that isn't in my home, unless I'm desperate.
>>25429895
Well yeah, but that's only if you buy them in bulk. Plus many anons are NEETs who may have a hard time buying good diapers.
>>25429904
XP-Medical is what I use. Their packages are plain boxes and they don't even use "Medical" on the shipping label.
>>25429924
Only if they're very full. That'd be after multiple wettings.
>How do you know you will not sit down?
Work or shopping. I'm not a normie so those are the only times I ever go out.
>>25424112
>Anyone else still pee like this?
Yeah, except I generally remove my pants entirely or drop them all the way down to my ankles. I can't shit if I have anything else except a t-shirt on.
>>25429951
>>25429904
The brand I use is Dry 24/7 btw
http://www.xpmedical.com/dry247.html
>>25429964
When I am home alone I take all cloths off to take a shit... don't know why I do that...
>>25428194
>>25429665
>>25429801
>>25429833
>>25429835
>>25429878
>>25429895
>>25429904
>>25429951
>>25429965
what the actual fuck man
>>25430009
FUCKING NORMIE
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25429904
when I was a kid I would tell the cashier something about buying them for a grandparent who was visiting (for the adult diapers) or that I was getting them for a cousin who was visiting (for the goodnites). I was So happy when self checkouts started appearing in pharmacies.
If you can order things online without your parents or roommates getting nosy I would suggest doing that instead. The only place online I've ever ordered from is xp medical, but there are a bunch of other sites to order from. In fact, you can even buy adult diapers on amazon.
>>25430009
Ey! Don't knock it till ya try it!
You'd probably like it, but I bet you don't have the balls to try.
>>25430003
I do that even if my roommate is home.
We both do actually, I think a lot of guys do.
>>25430003
>>25430298
this is super weird. why? you aren't gonna shit up your clothes, just pull your pants and underwear down and let loose senpaitachi
>>25430332
It feels better?
I don't really know, it feels natural to be naked when I shit.
>>25424112
No, I wear skinny women's jeans, so it's hard to pull them down any significant amount. I just pull them to my thighs and sit down to pee.
>>25430469
If you're going to cross dress, at least wear something comfortable.
>>25430503
But they are super comfy and stretchy, much better than stiff men's jeans.
>>25430551
How can jeans be stretchy? do you just mean at the waist like they have an elastic waist or something or do you mean the material they are made from is stretchy? Because jeans are made out of denim and denim is not stretchy.
in terms of softness, jeans become soft overtime, originally jeans were made from old sails and were very soft and comfy from being weathered for months or years, but also durable.
>>25430626
Not him, but my mom bought me stretchy girl jeans a year back because I got skinny and she said I looked great in them. The material looks and feels like denim but is a bit thinner than the one I'm used to in my regular jeans, and a lot more stretchy. Got a boner while wearing them once and haven't touched them since.
>>25424785
Me neither, it just seems uncomfortable. I have pissed in plenty of sinks tho
>>25426597
under r8d post.
>>25430551
I agree wholeheartedly with this. I have worn nothing but girls' jeans for the past 4 years and I'm never going back to mens'.
>>25430656
post a pic fag
>2016
>not having a diaper fetish
