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tell me the worst thing that happened at school to you
>music appreciation class freshman year
>we have to make a commercial and add music to it
>I made mine. It was a life insurance commercial
>have to present to entire class.
>play video of horribly made commercial, can barely even recognize music. My voice was way too loud in it.
>mfw it was so bad
>i was a fat kid in 6th grade
>gym class
>walking outside to the track
>holding the door for everyone, some Chad stand next to me, grips my shorts and before I can do anything, rips them down
>underwear come down too
>everyone in class including teacher sees my hairy (small at the time) dick and balls
>wearing comfort tier clothes
>sweat pants, sweat shirt
>going commando as well because fuck underwear
>going to class upstairs
>trip falling up the stairs
>my pants literally fall off my ass all the way down to my thigh
>literally show my asshole to people walking up the stairs
I walked up the stairs, then down another one to go home and start crying while taking codeine.
>senior year psych class
>assigned project about topics we think are important to discuss
>must present to class
>decide to do mine on Men's Rights movement
>bang out written report, provide some stats, the works
>night before presentation comes, can't sleep, take a sleep aid at 9pm, normally take those at 7
>get shit sleep, medicine hasn't worn off
>not the best public speaker either
>fumble through the report, stop halfway and tell teacher I'd rather he just read it
>Luckily psych teach is cool dude and understands I'm having a hard time
>go to bathroom for rest of period
>playing piano in front of class
>hit an A# instead of a Bb
>they all laugh at me.
>give up piano
:^(
>>25424062
Your first mistake was not playing the guitar
>>25424157
If you actually played that pleb instrument you would know that A# is the same as Bb.
You fell into my trap.
>>25424220
That's.........not the joke I was making anon.......
that I went there
