What is your edgiest fantasy robots?
Mine is to hire a high class escort, one of the pretty ones who is "empowered" in her job and would be the type to go on a "slutwalk" or something.
Once she is in the room, I would make her sit on a stool, completely nude and begin interrogating her.
At no point during our session would I touch or show any lust towards her, simply ask her questions about herself, what her friends and family think of her and her future prospects - starting off quite mild and escalating in intensity until she is visibly upset or crying or ends the session all together.
>>25422155
Inviting a slut for a drink then tying her up and torturing her by cutting out little chunks of flesh. Then I would ask her how many guys she fucked and break one of her fingers. Then I'd tell her if she lies I'll break 2 more, wait for a response and break one. I would ask why and how she fucked them while breaking the rest of her fingers.
I have a psychic hatred of sluts.
I have a pee desperation fetish.
>taking long drive
>gf super desperate to pee
>get to where we're going
>she gives me a bj while begging to pee
>tell her not until I cum
Beating up cops if they ever give me any lip. As long as I can grab them before they can get their gun, I'm good.
>>25422319
>psychic hatred of sluts
I get off to imagining the annihilation of fucktards like you.
>>25422421
My phone's spellchecker is fucked, I obviously meant psychotic.
>live in a dystopian society where men are property
>sold to a wealthy milf as a sex slave
>kept in the basement and raped relentlessly by her
>one day her daughter sneaks down into the basement and finds me
>she lets me go and we have passionate sex
>we run off together and live a life on the fringes of society
I like to make halfway slutty girls fall in love with me and think I'm falling in love with them.
Fuck them a few times, get inside their heads, learn about their body count etc.
Then after a while when they hit me with the "So what are we?" chat, I tell them that they've simply been with too many men for me to consider as a partner.
The butthurt is supreme.
how good of a man prostitute can i get for 160$?
i just want to suck dick.
>>25422155
Someone has some issues deep down with women
>>25422584
Probably a pretty gross or drug-addicted one with a good chance of giving you AIDS
>>25422628
>being on /r9k/
>even needing to mention this
>>25422319
>psychic
oh anon, you're a psychic? quick, what company should i invest in
>>25422656
Yeah your right must have slipped my mind
>get on my local backpage or craigslist
>hire or arrange to meet a tranny
>ask them around to 'watch the game'
>heart fluttering in excitement as i wait to hear the doorbell
>*ding dong*
>open the door
>invite the tranny inside
>greet it with a handshake
>"How's it going bro?"
>hand him a beer and tell him the football is about to start
>ask him how the missus is
>treat him like a buddy
>shatter his world completely
Killing a pedophile
>>25422853
wow you just gave me a new fantasy. i would also add inviting it to a date, but its a double date with you and a female, and a female for him.
>>25422901
weak and unoriginal. its not even edgy, everyone wants to kill pedos nowadays.
>>25422945
Unoriginal? Yeah. Edgy? Pretty fucking edgy
>friday or saturday night
>post up inbetween frats and campus
>dress in all black/gloves/skimask
>wait until I see a drunk bitch stumbling home alone
>overpower her, ducktape her up good, and bring her into the woods besides the road
>raep
of course i woulder never actually do that tho mister fbi :^)
>>25422901
Underage fuccboi slut who just got raped by his uncle at Christmas lunch last week. What were you wearing you little tart?
Beating someone to death for trying to mug me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LmPKGFhVgQ
who here /revolution/?
>>25422916
Yeah, can you imagine getting rekt that hard?
It came to me after my tobacco was sold to me by an obvious tranny. It was so fucking obvious and he was more than likely a poz pig or mentally ill but still more employable than decent members of the public (high unemployment here atm). Anyway it was the first time I ever actually met a tranny and my first thought was, "I could ruin your day, maybe even your week or month if I called you bro right now."
I didn't. I sort of regret that. But I'm not really a bully irl.
>>25423040
this desu
fuck I never used to use desu, what the fuck are you cunts doing to me
>>25422901
I used to hear people claim that non practicing pedos were some of the nicest people.
Here's a fantasy of a guy I used to know
>buy half a ton of miscellaneous wood
>buy saws, nail guns, etc
>buy work van
>move more near to the national forest
>Start digging a really big hole (above water level)
>build makeshift house inside hole
>bury it with vent system
>?????
>?????
>buy enema, lube, rope, coffin, etc
>?????
>mall goths
>?????
>?????
>?????
>profit
>>25423028
Stay mad, pedophile scum
>>25422155
Yea, paying her to talk rather than fuck some slob of a man, you sure showed her. In reality you would just timidly ask autistic bullshit and she would retort confidently until you got bored and tired of paying for her to do nothing basically.
>>25422319
>AH DAMNIT PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX SOMEWHERE
I never understood why that made people like you upset.
It's because they're not having sex with you?
>>25423277
>2016
>being this much of a cucked white knight
That shit was last year cunt. This year alpha MGTOWs will reign supreme.
>>25423228
I can understand that fantasy, not that crazy. Building a dungeon in the forest on your own, though, is.
>>25423339
And how does this affect a paid escort that you pay to chat? She isn't some drugged out street walker that was raped by her pimp, she is an escort who gets paid to date losers and then you talk about paying her to just sit and talk. Meanwhile there are probably dudes that pay to slap her around and degrade her, she is getting off easy in this scenario.
>>25422584
>thinking you have to pay more than $50 to get a guy's dick in your mouth
>>25423339
>MGTOW
the way that MGTOW are going is straight into the gay village into a pile of boipucci
>>25423420
>women don't like being slapped around and degraded
>i am not a white knight
>u r a loser bcuz stronk independant womyn dont like u
You're the biggest betacuck on this board right now. You should reflect on this.
>>25423533
>dodge any actual argument
>use tumblr level insults
>doesn't realize the irony of being a male tumblerite
Sure thing chief, I am sure the world is super concerned with you in general.
>>25423512
Yeah kind of a shame too. Plus most of the prominent content producers are actually in relationships or dating. The discussions are interesting but there are too many fags and closet pussy beggars under that flag for sure family.
>>25423420
High class escorts don't get slapped and degraded unless the Prince of Dubai wants to pay them 50 grand or something.
They generally think their shit doesn't stink and they can control men with their pussy.
The point of this exercise would not be to "chat" but to break her spirit.
>>25423512
>>25423568
>implying it wasn't a bit scam to try to score more pussy or get money
It is always hilarious when people fall for snake oil.
>>25423512
MGTOW needs to be combined with a 2D complex for ideal results
>>25423560
>use tumblr level insuts
>Yea, paying her to talk rather than fuck some slob of a man, you sure showed her. In reality you would just timidly ask autistic bullshit and she would retort confidently until you got bored and tired of paying for her to do nothing basically.
>doesn't realize the irony of being a LITERALLY LITERAL tumblerite
In your fantasy world, do you get to pick the bull?
>>25423611
>snake oil
Depends what content/people you're talking about. Most anyone with a book to sell is an obvious kike, but there are some honest dudes out there trying to promote good ideas without going too wild on advertising shekels.
>>25423636
In your fantasy world, do you actually talk to anyone other than online? Gonna go bang some dude's wife tomorrow, she just walked out on him a few days ago. Enjoy your fantasy escort "torture".
>what are your fantasies?
I have grown out of this. I'm so used to getting shit on that I don't even care anymore. I think I learned to like it actually. I'm just so used to being fucked with and shit on that I think I don't even notice it anymore. I'm just a blank page right now. I don't feel pain, hapiness, desire, it's the complete nothing. So I get shit on so much I just can't afford spending the smallest amount of energy on fantasizing about anything.
>>25423685
>In your fantasy world, do you actually talk to anyone other than online?
You're loner-shaming people on r9k in 2016? You are fucking disgusting.
>Gonna go bang some dude's wife tomorrow
Probably at the same time I'm fucking your mother right?
>she just walked out on him a few days ago
Prove it or forever be cucked you beta bitch.
>Enjoy your fantasy escort "torture".
That probably seemed like a triumphant, alpha thing to type to me just now, didn't it?
This is internet tough guy level arguing man. You aren't going to fuck anyone's wife tomorrow, you will be back on here defending the honour of whores from internet mysoginists again.
So yeah. I don't have any fantasies. I just make sure I'm still breathing and check my chest to see if I'll have a heart attack every 5 minutes or so.
Physically and emotionally abusing my (imaginary) loving girlfriend to the point that she commits suicide.
Not very proud of it.
>>25423851
>muh shaming
>muh feelings
>stahp it, i am weak
Prove it how? I am not plastering some chick I am going to bang all over the internet. Shit, she buys me drinks and dinner, makes more money than me and her husband, got me a nice sugar mama.
You are some whiny tumblr tier faggot on 4chan, clearly early 20s pussy who will never do shit, then blame everyone else for your problems. You aren't a man, so no woman will give a shit if you go your own way anyway and men won't hang out with you cause you are a bitch. Basically going your own way is you sitting in your room bellyaching till you hit your 30s and realize you fucked up.
It is like when landwhales talk about how they are done with men, no one fucking cares cause no one wanted them anyway. It is an empty threat and cry for attention, you are the same as tumblr feminists.
>>25422155
This kind of narcissism is a sign of a sociopath - you desperately want to humiliate others for their choices to make yourself feel better about your own horrible life.
>>25424017
Nah, sociopathy would actually do something more useful for himself. This is just low self esteem, delusions of grandeur, possible narcissism. People try to apply sociopathy to everything.
>>25423968
>Prove it how? I am not plastering some chick I am going to bang all over the internet. Shit, she buys me drinks and dinner, makes more money than me and her husband, got me a nice sugar mama.
This really fits in with all of your betacuck white knighting. I bet she does all this for you because you were there for her while her 'abusive' husband was ruining her life right?
And yes you do need to prove it if you expect anyone to believe you. Nobody here actually believes that story of yours mate, and no one will unless you prove it. Don't pretend you don't care about what I think either mate, or you wouldn't be trying so desperately to show me I'm wrong about you and your feminist ways.
>You are some whiny tumblr tier faggot on 4chan, clearly early 20s pussy who will never do shit, then blame everyone else for your problems. You aren't a man, so no woman will give a shit if you go your own way anyway and men won't hang out with you cause you are a bitch. Basically going your own way is you sitting in your room bellyaching till you hit your 30s and realize you fucked up.
Let's see here. In order:
>4chan shaming on 4chan
>attempted NEET shaming
>fabricated victim complex you've projected onto me
>not a real man (classic, never gets old)
>no woman would want you (truly pathetic to see coming from a 'man')
>more attempted NEET shaming
>comparison to landwhales
>U R TUMBLR BITCH
I'm sensing a lot of bullshit and projection here. I'm sure the irony of it all is lost on you too.
>>25423831
I hardly ever get to watch anime. What is this one called?
>>25423340
Yeah, my friend was crazy enough to actually have papper/cardboard models of the possible structure. Andyes the friend was me.
>>25424195
I don't care if you believe me, this is an anonymous board and I gain nothing from you believing anything and I have everything to lose from some neckbeard hoping for some in to dox, too old to fall for that bullshit kiddo. Sugar mama is great, just show up and get taken care of, this must be what it is like to be a woman, fucking great.
You do the same thing tumblr feminists do though, deflect from any actual things you know are true. We both know you are weak, pathetic, low self esteem and have some power fantasy cause you blame women for your problems. Dodge it while you can, soon you will reach that point of no return.
>>25424261
I don't watch it either. Just was bronswing /pol/ some other day and I saw a Japanese idiot talking about how 2d women should be given rights and he was spamming those. I have anoither few I saved from that thread. Also there's an arrow just after my post ID, click it and hit for image search.
>>25424261
sasami-san@ganbaranai. But it's shit, one of the worst shows SHAFT ever made.
>>25423602
>break her spirit.
yeah good luck on that. what would you even ask to "break someones spirit"?
>>25424314
>I don't care if you believe me
I am a liar.
>this is an anonymous board and I gain nothing from you believing anything
Then why are you bragging here you sad cunt?
>I have everything to lose from some neckbeard hoping for some in to dox
Your imaginary woman can't be doxxed if she doesn't exist fuccboi.
>kiddo
This is a meme insult, I'm hoping you know this at least.
>Sugar mama is great, just show up and get taken care of, this must be what it is like to be a woman, fucking great.
No one will care about your fantasies without proof anon, why do you think the rules don't apply to you?
>You do the same thing tumblr feminists do though, deflect from any actual things you know are true.
What is supposed to be true here? That I am a neckbeard permavirgin NEET who spends all day on Romanian bugchasing forums discussing nothing but how great misogyny is while you are busy fucking another man's rich wife who spoils you with treats and pussy?
And I am meant to be the deluded one here?
>>25424471
>uses cuck meme
>gets mad at meme
>MGTOW, look out ladies, no welfare money and poor hygiene on the market
Fleecing you tards with this bullshit seems pretty lucrative. Get yourself an older professional sugar mama, it is pretty solid and you get to see how chicks live. They really do have it easy as shit.
>>25424369
Yeah I know how to google seach. I just had nothing but Japanese websites show up for the other gif you posted. I don't like clicking into unknown websites. Just going to that place where there are no mothers gives me trojans. I lost my makeshift spellcheck on my tablet because of this (too nigger to buy a new computer).
>>25424463
Thanks. I don't click with most people and like shitty anime and shows for this reason, especially if I watch it drunk. :3
>>25424470
They don't know, just some stupid bullshit they worked up in their head. They think a hooker is the same as some low self esteem bitch on 4chan and forget that paying someone to sit and listen to them blather isn't torture.
>>25424580
>exposed as a liar
>refuses to prove his claims
>continues the ruse
>more projection
Well that sure showed me.
>>25422996
I'm FBI. You were just added to our watchlist.
>>25424724
>dodge any actual conversation
>memeception levels through the roof
>max autism
>>25424761
>dodge any actual conversation
>Fleecing you tards with this bullshit seems pretty lucrative. Get yourself an older professional sugar mama, it is pretty solid and you get to see how chicks live. They really do have it easy as shit.
How engrossing.
>memeception levels through the roof
>max autism
>the total lack of self awareness
Maybe you can brag about this to your imaginary sugar mama dude.
>>25424725
A-anon, you watching us like this! D-do you enjoy it? A-are you being l-lewd?!?
>>25424835
It's true, clearly having a conversation with an autistic brick wall is worth tons of effort. Let us know more about your MGTOW and how you will "torture" escorts with asking them about it while you pay them, OHHHHHHHH, BURRRNNNNN, they can't come back from that. Sure, they bang repulsively fat and old men for money, but look out, here comes some questions.
>>25424673
i imagine it going something like this
>sit down were going to have a talk
>"did your daddy love you?"
>"sure"
>"n-no he didnt! fucking slut!"
>she laughs at him, he gets his money back and she leaves
>>25424936
I would say probably pretty accurate, but she would keep the money for the hassle. Then he would make a post here about how all women are bitches and he totally got this escort by asking some questions.
The delusions of some of these people are impressive.
>>25422155
amputating girls arms and legs feeding her limbs to her and keeping her around as a fuck petI'm also really into hand holding, kinda ironic
>>25424897
>Let us know more about your MGTOW and how you will "torture" escorts with asking them about it while you pay them
>OHHHHHHHH, BURRRNNNNN
I didn't even post that you presumptuous little bitch. I called you a cuck because you are obviously enough of simping faggot to be one, and you've gone and gotten yourself triggered to the moon and back.
Read the pic, this is called proof you lying faggot. Eat shit.
>>25425056
Right, you just jumped in to defend it like a faggot, which means you support and think it is valid. Keep delusions alive.
>>25425131
>Right, you just jumped in to defend it like a faggot
Why isn't everyone else a good little cuck like me?
>which means you support and think it is valid
What kind of primary school logic is this? It means I think you are a cuck for defending the willpower and hard-knock life of a whore. Retard.
>Keep delusions alive.
Says the man with an imaginary sugar mama.
>>25425206
When you defend something as valid, generally means you agree. Enjoy your autism bucks.
>>25422155
To rape and maul a bunch of sluts I guess.
>>25425056
>>25425131
>>25425206
>>25425241
you're both gay as shit and fuck you
>>25425241
>When you defend something as valid, generally means you agree.
I'm calling YOU a betacuck. This has nothing to do with OP's comment but rather YOUR position on it. You are a simping mangina who defends whores on the internet. Beyond pathetic.
>Enjoy your autism bucks.
I'm sure if you repeat that enough it will become true anon. Just like your stronk independant sugar mama fantasy.
>>25425389
shut up nerd no one cares
>>25425389
I am sure if you repeat cuck enough it will become true.
It isn't defending a whore, no one gives a shit about prostitutes, it is just retarded that some edgelord thinks he can make a fucking hooker cry by talking to her, she sucks fat old dicks all day for money, she isn't going to be bothered by some autist asking questions while he pays her, that would be the highlight of her day.
An actual way to damage her would to be just pay her to eat your ass weekly and nothing else, shit is degrading and funny. Take pictures, plaster them around.
>>25425564
>I am sure if you repeat cuck enough it will become true.
Why not? Your sugar mama is real now?
>it is just retarded that some edgelord thinks he can make a fucking hooker cry
>edgelord
>An actual way to damage her would to be just pay her to eat your ass weekly and nothing else, shit is degrading and funny. Take pictures, plaster them around.
Again, your lack of self awareness is astounding. That's really pretty hypocritical coming from the anon who brought us:
>You aren't a man, so no woman will give a shit if you go your own way anyway and men won't hang out with you cause you are a bitch. Basically going your own way is you sitting in your room bellyaching till you hit your 30s and realize you fucked up.
or
>Dodge it while you can, soon you will reach that point of no return.
And now you're talking about how to best degrade hookers.
My fantasies revolve around being rich enough that I actually matter.
I'm not even a cuck, but I just absolutely want to see my fiancee wrecked, like used pissed on and fucked by 7 different dudes. I want to partake in it, joyfully ruining her holes and leaving her covered in cum. No idea why.
>>25422512
this is the ultimate cuck fantasy
I want someone to cut my as I cum. Have gotten close, with me cutting myself as a sexually partner watches and then we have sex, but never exactly what I want. I'm not even a self-harmer, just think it would be an overwhelming experience.
Not enough girls are into bestiality.
>>25425564
>>25425792
can you faggots suck each other off already and be done with it? jesus christ the autism in this thread is overhwelming
>>25425971
would you describe yourself as a typical 'beta'? i.e. low testosterone, short, poor genetics, etc. i wonder if genetic betas are predisposed to having cuckolding fantasies, because it would improve the quality of their and their wife's offspring.
having sex with a clone of myself because I would be able to perfectly act out all of my own sissy twink fantasies. Not really anywhere near as compelled by this as I used to be. Crossdressing in general, I like when my girlfriend shoves shit up my ass when we fuck, have used strapon a couple times. Incest. Pretty normal shit I guess.
>>25425564
You've never seen porn before, have you? There is an entire company that makes their reputation making porn stars cry about thier life decisions.
>>25422155
I want to find the perfect girl to cosplay my waifu and then pay her to be my cosplay slut every day. Her only job would be to act as my waifu and have sex with me.
