ITT: Cringey things you do while masturbating alone. I pull up photos of girls I know and say "Ah yeah, I want some bitch ass cooch."
wat a fuck op
>>25422099
I'm going to have to start doing this!
>>25422099
>implying you masturbate with others
>shiggydiggy
>>25422197
I meant when there's no one else in your house
>>25422339
What? Who waits until they're alone?
I usually say "OH YEAH REI MIYAMOTO IS SO FUCKING HOT". No lie.
>>25422405
I masturbate all the time, but I don't yell out things unless I'm alone. I like to say "Bitch ass cooch" when staring at photos of girls I know with their nice butts and breasties poking out while smiling as if they know
I memorize the male dialogue, then I edit the video and mute the parts wher ethe man says something and I will instead say the lines myself
>>25422467
>I like to say "Bitch ass cooch" when staring at photos of girls I know with their nice butts and breasties poking out while smiling as if they know
my fucking sides
i moan quietly.
Try to imagine I'm a girl and fingering myself
>>25422099
While masturbating to my crush I had in high school, I imagine her sending me facebook messages now, a year on from school, asking me to do things for her like send her money and stuff. I imagine eagerly following her orders, sending her money, completing her tasks. And then I cum alot.
FOR FUCKS SAKE DOES NO ONE POST HERE? ITS LIKE A FUCKING GHOSTTOWN
>>25422570
make a vocaroo please
