What kind of girl do robots attract?
>>25421000
The freaky kind & the ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
>>25421000
if I'm anything to go by, manic pixie hipster girls with daddy issues and drug problems, as well as extreme left political views
basically female robots
>>25421000
Non desu senpai.
Never had any girls show interest in me
We don't, that's kind of the point.
>>25421000
niggers, gooks and mudslims, and mudslime milfs, wogs of all kinds And gay kikes
crazy, unstable 4/10s
>>25421074
I like the daddy issues. Can deal with pixie haircuts, but will keep pushing for longer hair.
Ok, so where's mine?
>>25421000
Gays and asian grills and the occasional psycho russian
Fatties.
I hate myself, nothing more disgusting than having a heavy breathing landwhale looking at you smiling when you've shown no interest whatsoever in her.
>tfw no human has ever shown sexual interest in me
It's kind of eerie. I know people who I think are uglier than me get some attention. It's like people can sense the autism churning under the surface
>>25421201
I hate that so much. It's demeaning that they presume that you would go for it.
>>25421216
There are probably quite a few, you've just been looking at the ground a lot and not made eye contact.
Sometimes it's better not knowing the kind of people who are attracted to you, it just makes yourself feel worse.
>>25421176
you don't want those kind of girls, trust me
the stress is too much to handle in terms of being in a relationship with them
>>25421201
>smiling means they're interested in you
>>25421328
But why else would someone look at me or want to initiate a conversation with me?
>>25421245
Recently started using tinder.
So far I've gotten three different fat special snowflakes who use tumblr and state a list of pronouns in their bio.
>tfw you attract what you hate the most
>>25421328
A solid 20 seconds of staring and smiling doesn't mean nothing m8.
>>25421201
>>25421201
I wonder how the women you stare at must feel. They probably hate themselves too while some disgusting beta stares at them while drooling, fantasizing of having being married and having sex with them even when they have obviously given the beta absolutely no interest whatsoever.
>>25421032
It's ok, I know that feel
>>25421278
How can you tell? No one has ever brought up conversation with me or anything.
>>25421402
Why the fuck do you think I would be posting on /r9k/ if I went around attempting to flirt with women?
Do you really think I would try to initiate some of my worst fears by staring down some 9/10s? There's a fucking reason why I hardly make eye contact with people I haven't known for more than a year.
The thing with these fat chicks is that they're seemingly oblivious to the fact that they're undesirable to 90% of the population.
No one. I've stopped using tinder and other dating apps quite some time ago as well. What the fuck would even the point be, my ugly face and personality isn't exactly a winner either. And t b h I can't be bothered dealing with women today. So it winds down to me being ugly and girls simply not worth the hard effort. So it just sucks I'm attracted to them and when I see this really qt girl I can't help but imagining a life with her. Fuck you biology.
>>25421000
I haven't attracted anyone in my whole lifetime 2bh
>>25421447
You don't.
Ain't it wonderful, anon?
>nipple piercings
>>25421000
>robots
>attract a girl
>>25421000
arab girls and fat blond girls
I really don't know what they find attractive in me desu
>>25421609
have you been with a girl with nipple piercings? it makes them super sensitive. it's uhhh pretty hot
>>25421609
Always made me wonder if that fucks with lactation.
What if a slut settled down and had a kid, and you had to take them out every time to feed your baby. I wouldn't even want my child to drink from those tainted tits.
>>25421032
Jesus that thing in the black t shirt?! What gender is it? The chubby girl is kind of cute but I've a cow tits fetish
I have decent height and good looking face, even got told that by a lot of people.
But still an aspie beta fag, so I am khv, and I am pretty sure nobody would believe me if I told them.
I attract asian chicks, ugly chicks, nerdy chicks short chicks, black chicks and obviously fat chicks.
The type of girls that I am really into have better options so I never get to them, and I don't want the type of girls that like me.
Depends
>white
Tumblr girls with emotional and daddy issues
>black
Weebs
>Asian
Jesus freaks
>Hispanic
Normies
>>25421380
>Recently started using tinder.
>So far I've gotten three different fat special snowflakes who use tumblr and state a list of pronouns in their bio.
Help, same here
>>25421032
>tfw you always watch the entire video not knowing if the short haired person is a dude or a girl
Oh boy
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>>25421000
imaginary ones desu
>>25421000
Weird, greasy, fat girls are the only ones who make it super obvious.
Sometimes a Stacy will flirt with me and say I'm cute when they think I'm not listening.
There's also this girl who might be showing signs of being interested, but I had to go out of my way and talk to here.
>inb4 chad
This is the time in my life where girls aren't disgusted by me.
Also, nice get.
Got a black gf recently, my first one. That seems to be it really. She's a normie but doesn't seem to mind my robot ways.
>>25421328
Lel, if a girl looks at you then that is a lot of effort by their standards. Now... looking at you and SMILING? She wants the D, unless you are a customer of her, of course.
>>25421000
rich white girls with green/gray eyes
my oneitis
>>25421883
>unless you are a customer of her, of course.
Dangit
>>25421000
i'm a robot that looks like a chad. i attract hot women but most of them bail when they realize im not chad. the ones that stick around are generally less attractive and/or have robot tendencies themselves.
>>25421032
Autists need to be fucking gassed.
>>25421789
literally me
except no kv - i had one BPD black chubby gf.
the problem with me is i think if women saw a pic of me they'd be like oh he's kinda good looking. and pretty girls too. then they find out how weird i am, and i how i don't really fit into society at all and am slightly autistic and go away.
the only way to fix it for me is to become a somewhat popular musician and im working on it. that's all women want is that you have some kind of power int he world. your weird autism will just become "charming eccentricities of a genius' or something.
fembots
only problem is, is fembots dont exist and they actually aren't attracted to robots
>>25422005
and btw im high functioning autism. i even had popular friends in middle school and dated a cheerleader in high school. but once you're out of school that social retardation can't be looked past when you're in your 20s.
>>25421897
Post pics.
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>>25421897
also tsundere
I'm not a native of this board. I come from time to time because of boredom. But i'll answer:
I've with quite a few girls, but I never I had a demographic target. If anything (and its still kind of something I don't know why) i usually attract girls older than me. I'm 23 and I've been with girls 10 years older than me
>>25422005
Yeah, looks are worthless without status, status is the true measurement of a man's worth in the sex market.
Too bad it is by definition something that only a very small minority of men can have, while good looks can be easily obtainable by most girls, they really have it in easy mode.
>>25422073
nevur
Weeaboo girls thankfully.
>>25422073
she ain't that qt, but oneitis is oneitis
Dont know, im to autistic to read signs. Besides i only go out when i have to go to work.
>>25422032
well, I have to disagree.
One time a girl asked me to lead her to her tent because she's lost easly in the crowds.
Was holding my long-ass red scarf which she found smelling really nice.
>oldspice! Bitch!
wat.
None, I think
I always attract the batshit insane ones with daddy/self esteem issues, or 16 year olds. I'm weird looking, yet somehow attractive so normal girls aren't into me. They usually think I'm a creeper, but crazy ones love me.
>>25421000
>>25421133
>>25421499
>>25421833
>>25421877
>>25421911
>>25421944
>>25422077
>>25422166
>the glorious dubs in this thread.
G L O R I O U S.
>>25422087
normie alert
normie alert
REEEE-OOOOO! REEEE-OOOOO!
git out, immidiattely.
>>25421000
small(5'2 and under, without the weird midget proportions), ultra feminine, skinny is cute and a lil chub is hot, loyal, passive, doesnt wear makeup
uhh
itd be nice if they had an interesting unique perspective of life and the world
>>25421498
they're not oblivious. they just realize that they have to basically act like men and hit on people in order to get laid, since no men are going to hit on them.
fats.
no original sempai
>>25421000
None
Tnemmoc lanigiro
Mostly older women. I like the emotional and mental stability. You can't realistically form a long-term relationship, though.
>>25422274
id date a girl who's taller than 5'2 just as long as she's shorter than me
and i might date an ugly bitch cuz i'm fucking tired of girls in relationships that whore themselves out to any ugly ass to flirt with them
>>25421609
Fuck you, nigger. Nipple piercings can be hot. Those dumbass bullring and angel bite girls need to die in a fire, though.
>>25421877
GET THE FUCCVK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25421000
Highschoolers, especially those with straightened hair and skinny jeans. Problem is I don't like them young.
>>25421877
They'll get bored in a month after they find out you're a boring weeb.
>>25421881
Did you burn your hand or does your name start with an "A"?
16 year old girls with rape fantasies. Several have lied and told me they were 18.
Bubbly girls, pretty much the opposite of me.
Surprisingly I had a chance of getting a gf, we held hands and cuddled a few times. But one day I got drunk and was like "fuck off stop texting me" cus she was blowing up my phone and haven't talked to her since. Ally I miss you.
>>25422785
Wow this post has made me more sad than a post has made me in a long time.
>>25422479
> tfw not a weeb just boring
>>25422479
>Did you burn your hand or does your name start with an "A"?
No, neither.
>>25423125
Nevermind, you could've been my robot cousin.
>>25421180
holy fucking crap, that is exactly the troika that's attracted to me. i wonder what you're like? we must be twins.
Really shitty ones.
fat ugly roasties that i wouldnt touch with a nine and a half foot pole
>>25422479
That girl I've been talking to is also a weeb, so that might help.
i wish i knew who was attracted to me. i am so god damn curious bc sometimes it seems like girls are flirting with me but i have to low self esteem to believe its true
>>25421000
none
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>>25421032
a robot wouldn't even attract that
why is this even a topic?
The manipulative ones that want orbiters and desperate guys who orbit me.
I never asked for any of this, I don't feel feelings towards people onlineexcept for my oneitis who I've almost gotten over at this point.
>>25421000
My score so far
> fat annoying chick
> cute crazy single mom
Ignored them both cause I'm still dilusional enough to believe that I can do better.
>>25421000
>nipple piercing
DROPPED
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FEED THIS ONE TO THE NIGGERS TBHFAM
I've attracted a total of 4 girls so far (that have expressed interest in my directly)
1. Freshman year of hs chubby edgy turkish bitch, she groped me
2. Freshman year of college, pretty qt indian girl, but she was really hairy and emo as hell so I was like nah.
3. Chubby short mexican girl, everyone knew she was a slut so I stayed the fuck away.
4. By far the hottest one of them, danish weeaboo girl. The only reason she was interested in my was because she had an insane asian fetish, but I autism moded and gave her to a friend.
>>25422785
>I got drunk
>was like "fuck off stop texting me"
>haven't talked to her since
You know when you tell somebody to "fuck off" they're very unlikely to reach out again right? I think you should text her, if she cares she probably waited on your ass.
Tumblr flakes looking for orbiters. I'm not an orbiter tho.
Weeb girl with daddy issues.
Vegan 'asexual' feminist hipster (I honestly don't know how it happened)
Really sweet tattooed girl (used to go to a lot of parties and get drunk)
Totally different sorts of females, I don't know how.
>>25421133
Ive noticed that gay guys really like me and so do black girls occasonally.
>>25424219
>tfw my 'pole' is ten feet
Feels shrek man.
>>25421000
Girls that always break things off when they get to know me because my personality is so awkward. I've had girls literally ask me out, but a week later they want nothing to do with me. I don't get it man.
Looks being all that matters is just a meme.
>>25421000
Seems like blacks and gingers mostly.
>>25421000
Apparently I possess average attractiveness (6-6.5 tops) and I attract girls with my comedy/sarcasm. Too bad I eventually drive them away with my toxic attitude and general pessimism. The few that stick around longer than a few months are barely worth dating.
>>25421000
Lesbians.
originalpost
>>25421000
Shy asian girls that like to be teased. Pretty sure I made one cry and she stopped bothering me. She liked me for almost 3 years. I kissed her because she basically coerced me to. I feel bad for treating her the way I did.I was just insecure and uninterested in relationships at the time.She wasn't even bad looking too.
>>25421000
The one that fucks your then-best friend and cuts off contact with you when you don't play into her mind games because of your social anxiety. That was the only one.
so about black girls do you think they really like us or are they just really appreciative of us because they aren't used to our kind? black girls are always really nice to me, way more than white girls. in fact its almost 100%
ones that already have BFs/husbands
ones that are looking for orbiters
Robots don't attract girls, they repel them.
Like magnets nigga.
>tfw this thread makes me never wanna try to get myself out of the khv club
Insane ones. Generic red-flag types, coloured hair, piercings, do drugs.
Not exactly gf material
