You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had sexual contact with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
>are female
tell me how you feel, anons
1st POST FOR FEMALES
> I rape children in my basement and pretend their grown women
>kek
This thread is off to a terrible start, but I expected nothing less from normie hours.
>>25421228
You know what you'll love even more than that?
Getting gangbanged by black thugs in a maximum security prison.
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
why is this listed? I'm pretty sure most guys in long-term relationships have never had one.
>>25423092
You're right. I had forgotten to consider that women are incapable of having a meaningful conversation with anyone. Still, some beta orbiter might be fooled into thinking that he really accomplished this.
bump
originality is king
I feel odd, still having trouble coming to terms with how sex is a normal regular thing and yet even going on a date with a woman seems to be such an alien thing for me.
This isn't supposed to be a challenge, this is supposed to come natural yet I'm about as intimate with the opposite sex as I am a cash machine, if not less so.
>>25420419
Its literally the VERY FIRST FUCKING DAY OF 2016
>cousins come to stay a few days
>all three have and bring gfs
>can hear that stupid female laughter
>occasionally wonder if vaginas are even real never seen one but Apparently everyone on earth has is life the matrix set to sad slow torture or what
Feel pretty lonely Tbh thanks for being the only ones on earth out of 7 billion fucking people to ever even hear my thoughts r9k ill pretend you care as always
>>25425409
no problem anon
fuck origionality and bein muted
>>25425786
I appreciate it anon it means alot really
>>25425409
I wonder if kissing and having sex with girls is real... idk how I can prove it or comprehend it, but even tho I've seen kissing irl I don't believe it exists
>>25425984
I GET IT ANON its reptilian tinfoil tier retarded but i always find myself wondering if vaginas and sex are real things or is life an elaborate lie i often wonder if this is a real person im even replying too you could be in my room right now but its hard to realize other people think and feel the (relatively) same ways i do ill end up in a fucking psychward oneday im afraid
>>25426075
Adding to my own post here I think its lack of intimacy perhaps never truely seeing through somebody everyone seems alien only knowing them at a surface level
Have had
>meaningful conversation
>prolonged eye contact
>a female friend
>held a girls hand
>kissed a girl
can I come in basement dwellers?
>3 am
>Normie hours
>>25420419
>>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
What is a meaningful convo?
I've been expedited by females in stores and companies many time, been able to proceed with work etc. Thta's not exactly meaningless I guess.
>me: so, you like the beatles too? what's your favorite song? maybe we can discuss it
>her: oh, um.... you know, like, all of them!!
why do girls always do that shit? pretend they like something when in reality they know nothing about it
What if you had your hand held, but felt uncomfortable and made her stop even though you liked her?
I have a few female friends, but no ability to actually talk to any girl about anything remotely sexual or romantic. To the point that one had sex with her boyfriend while in the same room as me. This NYE, we all started talking about our lives, and I was describing mine while laughing, and everyone else got sad and felt sorry for me.
ive had prolonged convo with girls and held a girls hand
>I feel the need to tell you I like you as a bit more than a friend
>uhh ok, I kind of had that feeling
I got a handshake and avoided after that
>>25426248
Nice trip buffy
>>25426775
>H A N D S H A K E
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>>25426663
you might be gay? or asexual? do you feel attraction to women?
>>25427369
Fucking tumblr retard
>asexual meme
>must be gay
>do you feel attracted to women
>EVEN THOUGH YOU LIKED HER
Fucking illiterate tumblrites
>>25427369
If I was one of those, then I wouldn't be so lonely and wouldn't be posting on r9k and this thread.
>>25427566
There's one in every kv thread.
>>25425276
>This isn't supposed to be a challenge, this is supposed to come natural
Wrong. It's supposed to be challenging. It's natural for women to be picky and resist men's approaches. And it's natural for men to be attracted to the most picky and resistive girls.
Last time i kissed girls was 2 decades ago. I'm 28 and a virgin.
I can't call myself kv even though I'm essentially one.
I'm too scared to go out and fix it.
I can't relate to normies at all and my social skills are non-existent..
>>25425276
i feel the same anon. i have no idea how people do it. are there videos that explain this phenomenon?
>inb4 porn
i mean actual meeting a girl to fucking her video
>>25422551
Not your prntscrn lmao.
>>25420419
I had a conversation with a female 7 months ago but before that I never realized that I had never actually engaged in a one on one conversation with a female that wasn't behind a cash register
>>25429830
Why bother with anything?
>>25429356
Who did you kiss?
>>25426224
no, fuck off cyborg this thread is for true robots
>>25420419
/anophthalmia/ here.
prolonged exe contact lol
well i did have female friend because of being classmates, thats it.
The rest im just a never had gf or kiss fag
>>25420419
>had sexual contact with a girl
hookers are counted?
>23 year old and and all that
>cant get gf because ugly/autistic/too high standards
>neet living with my parents so i cant bring home hookers
What should i do?
Me. I'm 22. Closest thing I had is small talk with students or other coworkers, nothing else.
>>25425984
THIS
girls make me sincerely terrified
I can't imagine not being a KV
and I still managed to get terminal oneitis
how normies deal with this bullshit?
>>25432529
get a room at some shitty motel
I miss getting hughed by my female friend. The feeling of her soft breasts against me is the most amazing thing I ever felt. Beats the shit of that time I lost my virginity with an ugly girl
It's not even worth it guys
