well /r9k/ are you ready to step up and be a real man?
>completely collapse what is expected of women
>try to expand what is expected of men
just cuck my shit up bro
This is quite possibly the most unreasonable list of demands I've seen. There's nothing wrong doing any of these things is you love the person, but to demand these from a partner is ridiculous.
>>25420260
I'm calling troll. Which one of you fuckers made this?
>>25420366
sounds like somebody isn't a real man
>>25420260
Nah. I'll continue loving 2d women
>>25420260
lmao and i all i need to fuck a woman is talk to her. perks of being 6'1/pretty face.
pay up average fags lol
>1, 2, 5, 7, 8, 10
the rest are for the full cuck experience.
If a man tried paying for my shit I would feel so embarrassed and awkward tbqh
I'm redpilled on male nature so I know that when men spend money on you it comes with strings attached.
Honestly, even most women would think this was over the top.
I can't wait for the vagina bubble to burst
>>25420496
That black woman behind the wall actually fits perfectly
She's obviously capable of going around it, but she's too busy sitting around and whining
>>25420260
>9. No complaining if you get cucked.
nah ill wait for robot waifus
>>25420260
>problems that none of us will ever have to face
>>25420590
>thinking you aren't full cuck
>paying this much for pussy when you can buy qt Korean hookers for approximately the same price
>>25420260
This is the most unreasonable shit I've ever seen
There's no way this wasn't a joke
>>25421036
>implying you're not the joke
>>25420260
Number 9 went from 0-100 real quick
Most of this shit is true though, hookers are cheaper its sad
>>25420260
Sounds like a nigress or white woman wrote this
>>25421114
>thinking asians are any better
>>25420260
>Real Men
>Implying real men commit to relationships instead of the good ol fuck n chuck
This is such bullshit.
I'm not saying that some girls haven't deluded themselves into thinking this is reasonable.
I'm saying that there is no way love could flourish under such conditions
>>25420657
who's that sperm worm?
>>25420260
This has to be bait...
2 secundos!
>>25420260
I will agree, but:
Better keep your mouth shut, unless my dick is in it
Better stay, firm, young and hot, or you are gone
My place better be clean 24/7
Better be able to cook like a fucking chef
Sex is whatever, wherever, whenever I want, no exceptions
Never ever talk back to me, ever