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>tfw no huge cock bf
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>tfw no huge cock bf
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>>25420084
>tfw no huge cock
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>>25420439
>tfw no cock
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>>25420457
>tfw nothing
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>>25420084
thats huge? I thougt that was average
not that anyone will fuck me anyways, I'm aware that my personality blows. Once and a fucking long as fuck while a grill will think Im interesting because I play instruments and write music but when they get to know me its fucking over because Im a fucking dickhead
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>>25420457
fembot or did you lose it in an accident/cancer?
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>>25420084
>tfw no average ausbot to suck

sizequeens are lame, 5-7" is best zone.
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Nice perspective and shaved pubes trick tb.h

no bigger than 6.5
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>>25420084
You're not telling me that robots will fall for that right? Right?
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>>25420457
Would you be willing to be my girlfriends?
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>tfw no huge cock gf
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>tfw no bf with a five or six inch uncut weenis that has a large head to lovingly suck on
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>that dry, cracked head

how? it looks like he's uncut
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>>25421037
>tfw cut
What a shame
I'd still let you suck on it
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>>25420992
I was gonna do >tfw no rayray gf
but I don't have any of his pictures on my phone
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>>25421088
Good, enough threads get spammed with him, he's so ug.
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>>25421037
Please suck on my uncut weenis.
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>>25421129
p-post it, anon
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>tfw cut
>tfw 5.5 x 4.5
>tfw will never satisfy a grill
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>>25421339
Find a kinky one that likes getting dominated. That way your mediocity can be offset by degeneracy. Trust me, this works. The real question is are you man enough to slap a woman around, borderline rape her and call her a whore?
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>>25421401
>need to be a dumb nigger to get away with being cut
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>>25421037
I- I have a 6 inch peenor uncut...
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>>25421129
I would like to see your uncut weenis as well.

>>25421339
A lot of girls like it uncut.
You're also bigger and thicker than my vibrator and it does a p good job.
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>>25421446
I-I meant cut. A lot of girls like them cut. I'm so sorry, anon.
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>>25421446
>>25421202
I'm sure you can find plenty of pictures of uncut weenises on the internet. I just wanted a girl to suck on mine.
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>>25421446
>>25421469
>a lot of girls
>but not me :^)
I hate patronizing shit like that
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>>25421401
no, i am beta as fuck
>>25421446
thanks for the encouragement
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>>25420084
>tfw no r9k beta collector crazy gf
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>>25420084
>7x5.5
>overfapping
>6.5x5 at best now
kill me pls
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>>25421469
sadly i'm in europe where about 95% of people are uncut so i'll just stick out like a sore thumb
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>>25420084
Man that cock has a nice shape

Fuck I wish I was attracted to men but no matter how much I give it a shot all I like is the dick
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>>25421401
How do i know if she likes that kind of stuff, maybe i can even have suspects about some girl liking being dominated, but going and slap a girl to check if she likes it doesent seem a very good idea
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>>25421576

Stop fapping and do kegels and you'll get back to maximum cock.
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>>25421684
Plus kegels let you do hands free orgasms, shit is the bomb
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>>25421684
Just nofap for 3 days straight takes it back to the normal size, but being a high test kv, that is really hard to achieve
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>>25420084
Trust me, that is better than actually having a friend who has a huge cock, who you fell in love with, but won't be your BF because other things in life ATM and living 900 miles apart

It's fucking heart-breaking, tears right into your soul. I feel like an empty shell, and I can do nothing about it

Love can be a fucky thing sometimes...

Count your blessings, robots. Loving someone you can't be with (and probably never will be) is orders of magnitude worse than the crushing feeling of loneliness
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>>25421792
>having a friend who has a huge cock
>who you fell in love with
>has a huge cock
>has a huge cock
>has a huge cock
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>>25421792
Fuck off whore
>Don't worry poorfags being rich is really what sucks :'(
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>>25421792
>Loving someone you can't be with (and probably never will be) is orders of magnitude worse than the crushing feeling of loneliness

its literally the same feeling dumb ass bitch
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>>25422002
>>25422044

I think that poster is a man.
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>>25422082
and they are still a dumb ass bitch
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