r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
I strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You will die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.
>>25420048
blame others, that's how you solve your problems
>/r9k/ took advantage of my weakness
/r9k/ didn't target you, it just existed, doing its thing. you came here, stayed here, and forgot that 90% of this shit is a troll.
>i have to get banned
i'm sure it's /r9k/s fault when you don't get banned.
I want out too. Mods pls ban me from this board. No wait, actually permaban me from 4chinchin pls.
1. lol le poopy le reddit poops XD *farts* lelelelel
2. what fleshlight model should I get myself?
3. I will bump OP's repeated threads
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>>25420165
I was part of the problem but if I hadn't come across this place then I wouldn't have spiraled as far down as I did.
And I will get banned, trust me. That or this board will drown in my threads and bumps.
How does one get permabanned from 4chan in general? I'm sick and tired of wasting my time here
>>25420232
look at global rules and break every single one in every board you can
>>25420232
post cp
>>25420296
only if you want to get arrested
akdnaoihewquiwhe evading robot
>>25420350
You don't have 4chan in prison. It's a win-win
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The mods are cruel, they won't ban you
I was broken way before I came to 4chan. Maybe you were different but if so... what attracted you to this place and made you stay?
>>25420589
i hope you believe me when i say it was for porn and ebin memes
>>25420589
I was attracted to this place because it clicked so well with how I felt about society. That society was the broken one, that I am the one that recognizes the truth, that those who aren't socially anxious are deluding themselves. It's all a sham.
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>>25420653
You said that you were normal before but you wouldn't think that if you were normal. /r9k/ just showed you who you are.
impersonating a mod, pls ban
>>25421045
I want to change it now or at least die trying.
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r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
I strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You will die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, l like other boards.
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
I strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
l strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
l strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.ads
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
l strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.mcxl
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
l strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.asedqw4
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
l strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if l'm not banned, l will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.
r9k ruined my life.
This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.
I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.
l strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You wiIl die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.
I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.
r9k's rules are:
1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.cxczxc
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>>25420048
I hate this place and can't leave either. I've tried everything to get permabanned short of posting CP, and I'm lucky if I even get a ban. I was the guy reposting uhura and the word nigger literally the instant the thread would die for like, three weeks on end. Nothing works. This board is practically unmoderated.
I'm not retarded and gullible enough to actually let it influence me IRL though, outside of wasting an excess amount of time.
And yet another soul has been lost to the hell that is r9k.
Beware travelers, for GOD has abandoned this place. The creatures that reside here are no longer human, and will do everything in their power to drag you down with them. Be vigilant and always on guard, lest you fall too.
Why dont you fags just claim that you're under 18
>>25422890
Because I still like some boards. Just not this hellhole
real life is a meme, you'll be a-ok brojanhorsesky
fuck it im branching out and spamming other threads if you faggot moderators wont ban me
you will feel my kissless virgin spam-wrath
>>25422910
Just make a bunch of one sentence posts with "original content" or blox in a spoiler
Ban me
[Spoiler/] original content bloxbloxblox
>>25420232
Post that you're underage
Kek, silly anon dont you know there is no escape.
Getting banned is easy, just remind the janitor of his lack of compensation and affinity for hotpockets.
>>25420048
>life will have been for absolutely nothing
What defines a life that is for more than 'absolutely nothing'?
>>25420048
This would help me as well... but I don't want to leave my crack senpai.
>tfw you were banned and got more done.
I don't want it but kind of want it at the same time; like females with rape.
>>25420048
Can't tell if this is b8. You can simply not come back faggot, it will have the same effect as a permaban.
>>25420232
Break every rule and make a death threat.
Hell I think I might get banned for telling you that myself.
>please no permaban.
>>25423017
No, when I joked and said that I was 16, I got banned for a couple months.
I never really understood why I got banned for a FEW MONTHS when they thought I was 16, but still
>>25420048
just remember there is always wizard chan
you can no longer escape
you are already dead this is hell
try reporting every single thread
>>25420048
meme
BLOXBLOXBLOX
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO M O D S
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Hello I am new to 4 chans and am 17
pls no ban
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Just fucking leave faggot. You never belonged here in the first place. This is what happens to normies.
Take a lesson you fuckers and leave already.
I'll try just once.
As Hiro looked down onto Moot's small, hairless cock, his mouth began to water. Moot looked Hiro in the eyes and said "Onii...Chan...you can put it in...if you want..." Hiro, now overcome with lust thrust his small, Asian cock into Moot's loose boipusi and screamed "BONZAIIIII RUT A NICE RooKING RASSHOLE!" As this happened, the mods all began to circlejerk around the two chan-owners, like the faggots that they all were.
TL;DR: The mods and admins are faggots.
>>25423341
Fuck you faggot. This board cripples any one who browses it consistently. Even if I were a normie coming in, at this point I am indistinguishable from a robot.
>>25423341
No he must stay here. He is one of us now kekekeke
one of us
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>>25420048
Can you explain your state of mine anon becuase though many of us are depressed, most the people here are just playing a character (a degenerate neet) you would have to be really fucking stupid to allow bullshit insanity posted here to seep into your social life. So fuck off, you clearly dont belong here.
>>25423521
If you think the people here are just playing a fucking character, you're the one who doesn't belong.
Ban me. Fucking permanently.
Check 'em. If dubs, will camshow for the first nigga to send me their Skype. If not, still send me your Skype. Am fembot.
>>25423615
Ah, I meant some of the more extreme things posted here, if you cant control that from entering your real life you should fuck off.
>>25423623
josephkony2015
>>25423649
I can't fuck off, that's why I'm trying to get banned, you dumb motherfucker.
>>25423655
Dubs, fucking add me and camshow you fembot
>>25423655
that's my legit skype name btw, if you were wondering
/soc/ is the objectively superior board to /r9k/.
>>25423665
YOU CAN FUCK OFF! /R9K/ is not to blame for your problems you faggot. Take a step back evaluate your life, fix it and most importantly accept the blame.
>>25423731
Kill yourself, faggot. I've accepted the blame, that I can't leave by my own accord. But the fact remains that this place is utterly insane and staying here poisons your mind.
>>25423623
Does hands free fa(p)(p)ing still auto ban?
>>25420048
You have a point, I want out too. I have long life ahead of me and I'm gonna make it great, fuck r9k. Mods please permaban me just from r9k. (I love /fit/ so plz just r9k )
Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.
Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.
Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.
bumping for op
I love you desu
Hey Op u still here dude
Tonight the robots rebelled against the robot overlord
a historic event as robots shake off their circuitry and anger the robot in defiance
>>25423773
You claim that you accept the blame but you are also in the very same sentence saying that /R9K/ poisons your mind. Your posts remind me of the people who blame voilence in video games and music for school shootings and other acts of voilence because they are incapable of accepting that people are just fucked in the head.
>>25423913
I accept the blame for coming to this place and for being too weak to leave. But I will not take the blame for this board being cancerous to the human mind, because it is.
>>25423913
The difference is that he's not asking the admins to delete r9k, he just wants out. All of you fucking robots are just crabs in a bucket
>>25423935
Alright, well anon I hope you can make life right for yourself and get what us anons dream of.
>>25423913
are you fucking dense
op obviously means he is too weak to actually leave this place and is addicted and needs to be banned
>>25420048
personally op I just went to browser settings and blocked the site I want then sperg the keyboard on password so you will never unblock it
OP i got banned for posting a "excuse me sir, we have some reports of illegal dubs in the area" thread on r9k, just post like 3 of those
Type in "Jim Profit" in the name field. You should be banned afterwards.
>>25424012
That hasn't worked in years
>>25424031
Oh, well shit.
Cant you just post someones DOX anon wouldnt that violate a global rule serious enough for a long ban?
Lol @ taking /r9k/ seriously
You know this board is pure satire right?
OP are you still here? Banned?
>>25424232
Not banned. Trying to find a way to block r9k.
>>25424333
nice trips
just type in google how to block website on X browser
youll get an add on likely
>>25424383
Gonna block it in my router's settings.
This is it, then. Bye all, and again I strongly recommend many of you leave like me, for your own good.
>>25424441
OP your doing it your leaving all by yourself in the end you did have the will to leave and take a step away from all this. Good luck anon.
Already two days into the year and this is without a doubt /r9k/'s thread of the year.
I fucking lost it for about 2 to 3 minutes after I looked at this shit.
>>25424441
I will probably block mine when college starts again
I love you senpai
you can still be happy <3
Just get some cp. Anyone who's been here as long as you have knows it's easy to get and where to get it. Just start posting it, get banned
>>25424441
come float with us OP
we all float down here
You will get banned but keep on coming back to lurk, you cannot prevent it.
>>25424441
I commend you. I'm in a skype group that stemmed from this hellhole and it's really starting to bring me down, just as you were.
I commend you for being stronger than me. I hope I can get there some day one day.
godspeed.
>>25424624
I agree and if you go to prison, you can always get raped and become the prison bitch I mean at least you would be loved OP.
free me FREE ME
>>25424707
That won't get you imprisoned
Oh god
there is a phrase which bans you automatically
>>25420048
At the end of the day, this is just a website, OP. If the opinions and ideas often expressed on this board caused a change in your behavior, it's because you allowed them to. I would encourage you to explore ways of improving your self awareness, whether through prayer, meditation, daydreaming, etc. If this board was enough to ruin you, then the fault lies only with yourself. If it hadn't been r9k you would have allowed something else to control your life, and would've blamed that instead. At least that would be my bet based ion what you've posted.
>>25420194
No, the problem is you. look how you keep blaming everything else than yourself. Before it was society/ women/ whatever' fault. Now it's 4chan
Take responsibility for your actions
>>25420350
i posted it a few times. they don't report you 99% of the time.
>>25420048
Damn, all that typing and it's so obvious.
Quickiest way to get banned is to claim to be under 18 or post porn in sfw threads.
>>25424928
A "you" is the product of his genetics and environment. Literally nothing else.
There's no free will.
>>25420048
>tfw didnt realize how small my penis was until 4chan
I was so happy being ignorant.
Maybe I should get myself banned permanetely but its so easy to evade
People who don't accept personal responsibility for their actions are incapable of truly living.
>>25420048
/r9k/ is about sharing pain, opinions, feels, etc., with other people who have shitty lives as well or just going through a hard time. 4chan is bad for your health if you are stuck all day long, just like any other excess/addiction
I have a regular life and I come here once or twice a week when I'm feeling low.
>>25424441
Godspeed anon!
I only wish I had enough to do outside of this wasteland to be able to forget this board
>>25420048
Fucking leave then. Jesus Christ, you're as bad as those people that get cyber bullied. Just close the tab. Leave. Exercise some self-control for once in your miserable life.
>>25424624
It's funny, actually, I don't have a clue where I'd get CP if I wanted it despite being an '03fag.
>>25420048
>OP being the lazy fag as a child
>nobody bats an eye
>OP becomes and adult and continues being a lazy fag
>everything is your fault 4chan!
Why don't you just just stop coming here?
>>25420048
I'll do the same OP. Thanks.
