its chad bingo time, cross the ones you have and circle the ones you are working on.
I'm not a virgin, yay.
But having a one-night stand every month is a shitty "goal". A girl must be very bad to not fuck her again.
Also, I squat some okay weight but I don't even intend to go 2x my body weight. It's not like being that jacked buys you much more pussy if you're a Chad, and it's not exactly good for your knees if we're honest here.
Had to look up "varsity".
>>25419125
I think I have one saved.
Let's see.
Meh i'm only 16
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>CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL ;__;ORIGINAL
>>25419315
Yup.
Wasn't sure if the OP was a new one.
Also, I should just note for all of the anons tuning in that this bingo board was almost certainly made by a friendless, virgin NEET.
For example, I work in "finance" and "business".
Wanna know what I do?
I sell insurance for a major national carrier (business and maybe finance depending on how you look at it).
The insurance company I work for also has a bank and sells financial instruments (CDs and other investment tools).
My job is the most middle of the road normie gig out there. By /r9k/ standards it might be "chadish" because I have to be good with people and sell lots of product but in reality I wear business casual and mostly sell to middle aged or older dopey upper middle class fucks.
I make 26k and will maybe clear 40k this year with commissions (to be fair this is only my first year and you can make a comfortable living doing this provided you're not a total sperg).
I ran varsity track and cross country- I wasn't Chad "football star" Thundercock.
And while I have hooked up in the past and am above average in the looks department I don't particularly enjoy one night stands and sex with randos.
I'm more of a monogamous man and would rather marry and spend the rest of my life with my gf than have a ons every month.
Life isn't like your Jewish produced music videos OPie.
>>25419337
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha that's what you get you absolute Fucking chocolate orange
>>25419337
Topc.uck
lads
>Is that enough verbiage for you Mr. Roc.ucko
>>25419337
GOOD
JOB
SENPAI
>>25419337
Is this real life
This post is orginal
>>25419337
Postin in le epic bread dudes ;)
>>25419516
*make 26k base + commission
>>25419337
>wonder why everybody replies to this
>refresh thread
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>kek
>a lot
>>25419337
lol
based mods
Pretty much this.THISCOMMENTISORIGINAL
>>25419125
this is retarded, some of those things are literally super-Chad characteristics
>>25419125
Easy bingo to be honest.
>>25420150
such as? Enlighten us.
>>25419337
>trolling this hard
ayy lmao
>>25420314
>Not 6'2'' or above
>Being this much of an overcompensating manlet
Topkek
Wow I literally can't cross off any of those
Wow
>>25420459
I'm 6'1". Problem?
>>25420607
>6'1'' c.ucklets think they can post on the big boy board with alpha males like me
>>>/reddit/
might be more your speed little guy.
>>25420722
>Literal 5'4 projecting
Whatever. Nice reddit maymay too.
>>25420763
You're five four?
Ahhh, it sure is fun to role play as a big tall 6'1'' guy, isn't it?
**pats head and smacks bottom**
now go be a good boy and play with the other c.ucklets on reddit dear
>>25419337
MODS=GODS
this is original desu
>tfw dedicating hs life to a sport didnt get you any pussy
>tfw trying to get a 2xbody weight squat and a 1.5xbody weight bench
being a failed normie is suffering
>>25420822
No. You.
I know it must be hard to read from that low angle but do try harder.
>>25420942
>friends
>sport
NORMO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXIT MY FORUM ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIGINAL
>>25421030
b-but I did swimming, which is one of the least normie sports, and almost all my drinkning buddies are as autistic as me.
please validate me fellow bots
>>25420942
>Participating in a sport to get pussy
>Not participating in a sport because you get a high level of intrinsic satisfaction from competition and improvement
>Not enjoying the deep pussy wells which will naturally spring forth when you're doing something you're genuinely good at and enjoy
Stay beta cuck
>>25420993
6'3'' c.ucklet
Shall I grab something off the top shelf for you?
>>25419337
hahahahaha
based mods
I haven't left my house in a week and a half.
>>25421149
Id be lying if I said i didnt expect me doing it to generate pussy, but after freshman year I really got into it and eventually became captain my senior year.
And T.B.H for how grueling the practices were if I really was in it for pussy the whole time I probably wouldve quit within the first year.
>>25419125
>made varsity as a freshman for two sports, one I had never played before
>>25421257
what sport anon?
>>25419337
>mods actually doing their jobs
>on /r9k/
Is 2016 really going to be that different?
That being said, I miss when banning meant you couldn't access the site at all. Now when I get banned I just keep lurking like this guy is probably doing.
>under 6'
>literally autistic
>multiple diagnosed mental disorders
>dont like people
>prefer my pets over my gf
>have no clue why people like me
>hate the thought of sex and other things
>imho the only good things in my life are my snake and my gf (who is basically just my best friend who i have a mutual love with
even though i have a gf and i have had sex i dont feel like im a chad, but hey, if you think i am - you do you lol
>>25421307
Lax senpai
>>25421538
>lacrosse
>literally the most chad frat boy sport there is
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
tfw i get BIO and im studying biolagy at uni. it all makes sense now... Also just for the record i was abysmally shit at sport at one point i was made to play in the lower teams with years younger than me. i fucking hated it
How the fuck are you suppose to get any of these? Goddam normies.
>>25419125
played a group sport in hs. thats literally it
Was going to try to fuck 20 girls but got into a serious relationship about a year ago. She told me the other day though she would let me fuck her and one of her girlfriends at the same time.
I actually didn't make BINGO though so I guess I'm still a robot.
