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ask your oneitis out if you roll dubs or a 0. post results
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Joke's on you, I don't have a oneitis
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>>25418421
Don't stare at her tits. It's creepy. Later it's creepy if you don't. _Women_thePost_
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>>25418421
lol whatever,
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>>25418421
>y u doin this now?
>I lost a game to some faggot on 4chan
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>implying I'll actually do it
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>>25418421
lel I don't really have a oneitis
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>>25418490
do it, its new years and you can just say you were hungover/drunk/whatever if she says no
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>>25418421
I already did before opening this thread, results were predictable.
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>>25418527
Screencap plz.
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>>25418490
this
i haven't seen them in six years
kill me
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I would but she blocked me a few days ago.

We were so close too. I recently moved which led to us being really far apart but we've dealt with the distance really well. I was even thinking of starting a long distance with her. Then we got into one little argument and she blew up. Then she straight up refused to tell me what I did wrong. So I basically said that I felt used and that it seemed like she never gave a shit about me. And she blocked me.

It still fucking hurts. I just want to know where I fucked up. We were fucking perfect. I loved talking to her every day.
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he lives on the other side of the world
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>>25418718
iktf

Except it's a her for me but y'know.
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>tfw oneitis is moving to a completely different city

Now I'm definitely never going to be with her. Before that we had some mutual friends and we had even been in same place at the same time, but now she's going away and we ending up together is pretty much impossible.
Maybe this is a good thing, maybe I can finally let it go and get on with my life.
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>>25418421
>oneitis

what are you 13? just ask the bitch out and if she says no don't hang around her anymore
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ROOLLLLing for the keks
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>>25418421
Roller coaster. Wanting to see if I should ask
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>>25418825

inb4 you won't ask her our
I won't
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Rolling even though I'm not asking her out yet
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She's living a better life without me
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I already did! But it was a company party we were both already going to, so it doesn't fully count. She did spend the entire evening with me at the party though.

I plan on asking her on a legit date soonish, maybe some dubs will hurry the process along.
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She will say no anyway. My onetis is 18 years old while I'm 25. I'm pretty sure I creeped her out.
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>>25418421
Meh I'm not sure I want to anymore. I'm honestly scared of dating women at this point. Wish I was gay.
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Oh I fucking hope not
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>>25419632
I asked out a 23 year old when I was 30. We never really dated but hung out a few times. She wasn't in to me but the age difference had nothing to do with it.

You may very well have creeped her out but that wasn't why.
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>>25418899
except I don't have an oneitis like 13 year old,
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>>25418421

Ok, it will be fun
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Lets get it over with desu
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>>25418421
She's dead though...
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>>25418421

she's dead to me and i lay here entombed in my basement.
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>>25418421
>Haven't talked in person with her for the last 6 years...
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>>25419943
Guess she can't say no then.
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newfriend posting here how do I cause a shit storm on r9k?
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>>25419933

It's a sign from god.

My plan is to say I'll kill myself if she says no.

thoughts?
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>>25419933

winrar, post her
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not gonna happen m8
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>>25418421
i dont have to do it immediately right?
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>>25419967
Lemme get my shovel
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>>25418421
No means of contact for quite some time but okay, I'll roll.
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>>25420026
That's the spirit, anon!

original
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>>25420003

I'm doing it in person because it's my oneitis.
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lets see what i get
>you have been muted etc etc
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here goes nothing boys
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>>25418421
Well shit, I'm going to an hero if I have to do this.
Will post results.
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Why the hell not
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But how can I when she's already in a relationship?
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I kind of hope I don't get it, but I swear on my life I'll make a move on her if I actually get dubs or a zero lmao
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>>25420311
The spirit of the robot has decided my fate. Will post results if wanted lmao
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>>25420144
>>25420311
Godspeed, anons.
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I am rolling.

even if I do I'm not going to do it :^)
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>liking girls that are both single and emotionally available
who does this?
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Rolling for the new year
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>>25418421
>mfw i dont get dubs
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roll

(in an original manner obs)
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>>25418421
>implying i have an oneitis
anybody who does is a normie
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>>25419993
if she knew that, she'd reject you even harder.
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>>25418421
Rawlin hopefully not bawlin when she says no
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henry rollins of black flag
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>>25418421
sure lets see
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>>25418421
rolling but if yes i wont do it till the summer cause no way in fuck id ask online.
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>>25418421
You have been Rolling for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Pls no dubs I'm omega as fuck
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>>25418421
> knowing females
> normies gtfo
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YOU CAN'T CAN'T MAKE ME
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>>25420391
Please do
Got banned for this comment not being original lol
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>>25418421
never get dubs anyway so why not
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>>25418421
Fuck it. Ride or die.
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here goes nothing lads

originalcommentblox
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>>25418421
>tfw no oneitis
As much as having a oneitis is shit, it makes me feel more alive
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>>25418421
He goes nuffin'
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>>2542
What defines an onitis
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What's the worst that could happen, lads?
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>>25418421
please god no.

piss out my ass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdWs-PNjk2w

I haven't said a word to her in 3 years, and I don't have her in any sort of media. So i'd have to say it to her over facebook after she accepts my friend request.

Lord have mercy.
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>>25422670
>She will say no anyway. My onetis is 18 years old while I'm 25. I'm pretty sure I creeped her out.
when i dont feel alive..... a year will go by in a second
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>>25418527
>>25418544
Screen caps RIGHT NOW
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>>25418421
Not gonna happen. She's over me.
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jokes on you I don't know any girls
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>>25419881
I want to forget about her but she's really nice to me for some reason. Its probably pity desu familia.
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why do i roll
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Well, let's see.
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