Hey fellow robots. Anyone else leaching off of their families money for the year till suicide? I am. My rich af parents are letting me live alone on their old house for around a year so I can "get my shit together" and are paying the bills till I get a job. I'm just going to do nothing and watch as much anime till December when I'll kill myself. (I'll stream it for you sick fucks as a present)
Pic very much related (I'll post my backyard next post)
Backyard.
Anyone else got a similar situation?
At this point I'm just waiting for my depression (and the anxiety, which is new) to get bad enough to push me over the edge. Every time I drive anywhere I hope I die in an accident, so my mom won't have to deal with the pain of knowing I killed myself
>>25418041
Can I come stay with you? I'll suck you off while you watch porn or something
step1. get shitty part time job
step2. beg parents to help you live in that house
step3. live a comfy half neet life with help of parents?
>>25418150
But that's nasty anon.
>>25418041
>>25418076
>>25418098
>>25418150
Looks comfy AF anon. What state?
>>25418150
If you're an attractive female. But you'd only be with me for a few months till I killed myself, so there's no point
Pic is of really old food that I finnaly threw away (smells horrible and I got more bags.)
>>25418237
>>>25418150 (You) #
>If you're an attractive female. But you'd only be with me for a few months till I killed myself, so there's no point
>Pic is of really old food that I finnaly threw away (smells horrible and I got more bags.)
I'm an attractive 20 yo male, it might be fun. Or I could find you sluts to fuck before you kill yourself idk
He has three cans of soda. Story checks out.
Being homeless is actually pretty fun
Suicide is pretty good, to, I suppose.
>>25418041
>Has the resources to do anything
>Too stupid to use these resources to work towards his ideal life
>>25418236
I'm in Colorado.
My snack next to nails
>>25418323
Wellp that's that then
>>25418323
>rich af
>McMansion in Colorado
pick one
>>25418041
That's a pretty comfy situation, too bad it can't last. I assume they're paying your phone bill and car insurance, too? How much extra money do you get to buy food and shit?
>>25418478
They do. I pretty much save up the money they send me for food n stuff. I think it won't be too long till they find out I'm doing nothing sooo I don't know how long I can keep up the charade. (Two months so far)
Weeds so far are pissing off neighbors
>>25418369
A McMansion in Boulder could easily be a mil and a half
>>25418098
23 years deep and I still wish for a truck to hit me while I drive. I also keep a rope attached to my ceiling just in case I actually decide to. Only thing keeping me here is so I don't ruin my little brother and his life and my parents.
I just listen to Counterparts and drink heavily now.
>>25418595
1.5 aint even close to rich af, and i6don't see no mountains in that pic.
>>25418682
I'd take a pic now but it's dark. Also backyard faces east so no mountains in shot.
>>25418578
Do you have a set weekly allowance? I want to know the number
>>25418742
>muh bullshit
>>25418041
I want to do this too but i dont want to cause pain to my family. How do you feel about it?
>>25418857
They have other children they care for that are actually successful. So I don't care if theyll be upset. My whole life I've been upset. Soon it'll be over after I selfishly indulge in their money.
>>25418909
what else are you planning to do during the long days until december apart from watching anime? waking up everyday with no goals and not much to do if really depressing
>>25418976
Jack off I guess. I have nothing to live for.
>>25419057
>go on indeed website
>type zip code
>apply to literally anything that doesn't sound to bad or requires degree (no one checks experience)
>get job
>git gud
I shouldn't be giving advice since I hate my job. Just make sure you get paid by the hour/salary and overtime is 1.5 and not .5 like me . .
>>25418909
Why do they have to care for them if they're successful?
Get your bullshit story straight anon.
>>25419174
They're self reliant actually. If you don't believe then fuck off to a different thread kiddie.
>>25419209
too stupid to bait r9k. baka desu
>>25419174
What about OP's situation isn't believable? Are you just so poor and bitter that you can't believe an upper middle class family would let their NEET son live in their empty second house?
OP is quite the diva. Lol at the ultra-beta mental illness groupies itt.
>>25418237
I hope you know someone can find you with that trashcan number right?
>>25419303
I thought they were rich af. Some terrible liars itt.
>>25418237
how bout if I clean ur shit house and pull those weeds
>>25419661
Hahaha. No those goliaths will continue to grow and upset neighbors. It'd take a century to pull them
No one believes your bullshit op. Kill yourself or stfu m
>>25419986
I believe him. I'm in the same situation as him, except for I'm in a little guest house instead of whole other separate house. His family probably just has more money than mine.
This is a pretty common occurrence in well-off families who struggle to cut their failure kids loose
Can't you get a job through your parents thanks to nepotism?
Buy some life insurance and make it two years instead of one and you can do this with zero guilt.
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