What kind of guy do fembots like?
>>25417144
repost
saged
>>25417144
Chad. No hope for you.
over 5'6
>>25417188
>over 5'6
Literally me, be my gf.
>>25417144
Ones that don't make shitty repeat threads?
>>25417188
Me
>>25417188
5'9 stallion with 15cm dick and only a little bit of hair loss at the age of 25. please be my gf
I'm a lesbian.
>>25417612
be my gf to dick straight
>>25417595
how do you want to compete with 6'3 tyrone with 22cm dick and afro haircut?
>>25417805
by being white.
>>25417776
What do you even mean...
original comment
>>25417805
6'3 man would be hot.
but black?
Seriously?
I'd have sex with an ugly bald man before a black man.
>>25417853
I'm joking about turning you straight with my dick pham
>>25417868
>6'3 man would be hot.
Why do roasties feel the need to kill me inside?
>>25417144
Chads that make six figure annual salaries.
fembots are garbage women, you don't want to date one.
>>25417868
as if you were in the power to choose
>>25417144
i want a travel bf who wants to live in a van with me. we can work seasonal jobs together
Definitely not Asians, yuck! I want to fuck a cute white guy.
Hi Fembots,
I'm a very ugly man but if you gave me a chance, I would be the best boyfriend possible. I would dedicate my entire being to making you feel comfortable, loved, and happy.
Please reply, thank you.
>>25417938
Black people and half bred mutts are the most likely to rape, correct.
one of my many points not to date a black man/half cast, anon. - apart from how they're quite ugly
>>25417169
>What kind of girl do malebots like?
>Stacy. No hope for you.
>>25417996
If we go out in public would you agree to always walk at least 5 steps behind me that way it doesn't look like we're a couple? Also, you wouldn't be allowed to intervene with me flirting with attractive guys at coffee shops/markets etc.
>>25417996
how can i be comfortable if your ugly face keeps me on edge 24/7
it would be a continual jump scare
>>25418036
I could walk five steps behind you, but it'd make me really sad if you were always flirting with more attractive guys and stuff.
>>25418031
None of us want stacies you goddamn retard. We'd happily date an average, homely girl.
Don't try to act like we are entitled as you are. We aren't. You're just telling yourself lies to justify your hatred of men who are on your level.
>>25417992
What's your location? I'm literally a cute white guy.
>>25418042
I could try to cover up my face or most of it. I'd even be okay wearing a mask or a bag or something, if that wouldn't be too awkward for you.
>>25418057
That's not really fair to me though. Pretty controlling. If you're just sad though I guess it's okay, I just wouldn't want you screaming or causing a scene.
>>25418062
Alright. Let's see who you like.
>>25417144
blonde haired blue eyed chubby autistic manlets, of course
>>25418057
post face
coommeme ntnt issss origginall
>>25418081
I mean, flirting with other guys just seems kind of mean. If it didn't lead to anything I could make peace with it, though.
What do you think?
>>25418031
>fem"bots" genuinely believe this
Holy shit, the memes are real. You really will go through every mental gymnastics in the world to make it seem like men are as bad as you are, even though that's nowhere close to the truth.
Different variations of Chad.
>>25417868
2'3" woman with H cups would be hot
>>25418137
I could do it privately, but I'm too ashamed to post it in a public thread like this.
I have really bad teeth and sort of look like I have fetal alcohol syndrome. So, like Eggman, but even worse.
>>25417595
>English system for height
>metric system for dick size
What are you
>>25418189
[email protected]
email me friend
Any fem-bot want a strong 6'1 Balkan gorilla to survive with in a cheap commie-blok apartment in a poor-ass country?
>>25418167
Funny, because you're doing the exact same thing. I'm still not proved wrong. Since that other person isn't doing it, let's see who you think is an ideal girl.
>>25418081
You're such an evil bitch and it's really hot. Please abuse me.
Looking for a fembot gf
Feel free to apply to this post
>>25418240
Are you a girl?
I don't really want to send my picture to a guy just to get made fun of.
>>25418249
>you're doing the exact same thing
How so?
there is a massive difference between what i think is the "ideal" woman and one who i think is on my level of attractiveness.
Thanks to feminism and disney princess movies, every single woman in the West thinks she is entitled to a 6' 2" prince charming with washboard abs and a six figure annual salary simply because she was born with a vagina.
>>25418306
yeah if we chat long enough I can show you some pics (webcam is broken phone is being fixed)
>>25417996
Men say this but I would literally force you to maintain a certain weight, diet, and appearance, have you get fucked by other men while I watch, make you get plastic surgery if you're ugly, dictate your interests and friends, etc, etc. I'll MAKE you the best boyfriend possible, but you're not really up for it, anon.
>>25418216
european guy with far too much time spent in manlet threads
>>25418378
Not him, but I'd be down if you'd let me be NEET :^)
>>25418342
I tried to take a picture of myself to send to you, but couldn't.
I'm sorry. I just hate my fucking face so much. Would you be willing to go into this blindly?
>>25418378
That sounds really mean-spirited. Why? I really wish I wasn't so ugly, I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>25418378
Girls like you make me feel a little bit better about myself when I jerk off to terrifying and surreal slave fantasies.
But getting fucked by other guys while a girl watches actually sounds very hot.
>>25418413
Anon fuck all the whores. You sound like a bro. Ugly or not
>>25418327
This is a thread about what kind of partner each sex likes. Not about who you think is on your level of attractiveness. Please post who you like. Come on, let's see your favorite Stacy, your personal 6/10.
>>25418413
fair enough I like conversation do you have skype
>>25418378
Please do this to me. Contact info?
>>25418456
as far as looks go, my standards are
>don't be fat
>don't have fucked up teeth
>don't be deformed
>don't have armpit or leg hair
that is literally it.
>>25418554
>>don't have armpit or leg hair
Pleb taste t.b.h
>>25418554
>don't have armpit or leg hair
what the fuck?
right now, I just want someone as fucked up and as shitty of a person as me
decent amounts of facial hair doesn't hurt either
>>25418524
I'm talking to a guy right now and I'm a one man only kind of chick. Sorry, I would do this to you otherwise.
>>25418404
You'd be a househusband and raise our kids.
>>25418413
You just rustled my jimmies with your "I would be the best boyfriend possible. I would dedicate my entire being to making you feel comfortable, loved, and happy" statement, it's not personal, I'm not trying to bully you.
>>25418425
Where you're the slave or women are slaves?
>>25418092
kek, like someone would rise to that level of bait.
But sure. Different anon here, mind you.
I like a girl I met here on 4chan, of all places, but the relationship went exactly as expected.
We talked, we enjoyed each others company, and then she... vanished.
I have my reasons for believing this, but ehh.
Suffice to say, whatever her reasons were, I understand that having personal issues sometimes compel you to act irrationally. I went into this knowing that odds, and I hope that everything goes well for her.
A part of me grew to love her, in some way, and that love just wants everything to be alright for her.
An unfortunate by-product of this though, is that my empathy shot up, so now it's easier for me to feel feels, and since I'm on /r9k/ of all places, I trust you understand the implications of why that's not a nice thing.
Not so strange, but it's made it easier to deal with people.
Hard to think she made me a better person in the short time we knew each other.
I'll miss her.
P.S. When she mentioned her home board was /r9k/, I started paying a bit more attention to the anti-women posts here. And I have to say, robots have honestly depreciated in terms of the quality of their character, to hold so much hate towards half of the human population.
Or maybe I'm just growing apart. Who knows anymore.
>>25418597
Shaving my hairy ass back is much more difficult, expensive, and time consuming than it is for any girl to shave her pits or legs
if im going to put in that work, she can do the same on her pits and legs
anyone that isn't a jew.
>>25418635
>You'd be a househusband and raise our kids.
Shit this sounds ideal
Please be my master
>>25417144
The kind that's sweet, kind, a goofball and loyal.
Doesn't do drugs and can handle his alcohol if he does drink.
Passionate about video games.
Able to deal with my massive amounts of spaghetti.
Doesn't mind surgical scars on his lady.
I'm also greatly fond of skellies.
>>25418554
You answered incorrectly. Who you like isn't the same with who you're okay with. This isn't a thread about what kind of partners we tolerate. This is a thread about what kind of partners we like. Are you intentionally doing this because I'm correct in thinking you like Stacies just as women like Chad?
>>25417144
Anyone who can get me horny by what he says.
I fucking love being insulted and degraded.
>>25418670
>This is a thread about what kind of partners we like.
yes, and i would like any girl who meets those very minor requirements and isn't a bitch to me
contrary to your mental gymnastics, robots aren't anywhere near as picky and entitled as fem"bots" are
>>25418635
>I'm talking to a guy right now and I'm a one man only kind of chick. Sorry, I would do this to you otherwise.
No, please. I at least need you in my life. You don't have to do anything, I just need to know you. I want this so much.
>>25418655
*Mistress. The gay stuff is just for fun.
>>25418731
Well yeah mistress, but whenever I hear that I can't help but think of "the other woman". Sorry
>>25418669
all of the above except these two.
>Passionate about video games.
>I'm also greatly fond of skellies.
only mildly passionate about my games and a fat fatty, here's your reply anyway.
>>25418683
Post skype fat whore
>>25418699
Please describe the women you've attempted to get into a relationship with. Let's see if you're being honest.
>>25418669
Fuck my life I'm all of this
>>25418036
>>25418057
>>25418081
>>25418151
I found this pretty funny, a cuck and his bitch finding love on 4chan.
>>25418809
post piciccicicicc
>tfw no skelly bf
>>25418784
The only girl ive ever dated was a chubby white girl with dark hair who ended up cheating on me.
>>25417996
Im sure youre being sarcastic but some people actually believe this. The truth os that if you put a gf really on that much of a pedestal then it is impossible to have a healthy relationship with one.
>>25418683
>I fucking love being insulted and degraded.
How about being humiliated, like being made to do certain disgusting, fucked up things?
>>25418633
you're describing most of the NEETs who inhabit the internet, are you sure you want that?
>>25418776
I'm not fat!
original comment
>>25418839
I don't like the idea of posting pics on 4chan
Got a throwaway?
>>25418683
posts like yours disgust me, why don't you have some self-respect, you worthless slag?
>>25418853
But you're still a fucking whore that should post contact
>>25418846
It depends, but I don't think I really like that...
>>25418850
lol not that kind of shitty person
I don't want a deadbeat or someone pathetic. just an asshole.basically chad.we can treat each other like shit all the time and it'll be lovely. i'm sick of having to be nice to people out of guilt.
>>25418633
I'm really fucked up and shitty and that is what i want too
>>25418859
[email protected]
just email this
>>25418669
>surgical scars
Are we talking amputee here, or what?
Too bad I'm a manlet anyway, so you won't respond.
>>25418843
I've heard this a lot and believe it's true, she will misjudge her self-worth and assume that since you cherish her so much that you are beneath her which will lead to cheating and eventually leaving the poor beta.
>>25418878
>I don't want a deadbeat or someone pathetic. just an asshole. basically chad.
This is me, >>25418881
Yeah, i think i am what you're looking for and i have proof. skype?
>>25418840
Okay, so then it looks like you're actually very picky, if you've only attempted a relationship with only one woman. That's good to have few partners because it means you're not a whore.
However, looks like you liked a Stacy. Why am I not surprised?
>>25418877
>tfw no piece of shit whore femanon gf who likes being raped, spat on, degraded and beaten during sex
Sick of having to date normie girls ffs.
>>25418907
lmao let's be real anon you're not chad you're a NEET robot as evidenced by how fucking desperate you're being now. have some self respect
>>25418883
Send friendo
Enjoy
>>25418878
bahaha, you're truly something else.
guys like that are usually deadbeats so good luck with that, might as well get a normal guy and slowly convince him to be that way.
>>25418937
Not really, i'm "desperate" because that sounds perfect and none of these other girls interest me. Like i said, i have proof
>>25418944
thanks guy you got skype ?
>>25418934
Been there done that, girls like that always cheat. Big surprise. The sex is fun though. I've got stories that would make a hooker blush.
>>25418950
naw man, to be successful in business-type fields you have to be a total dick
>>25418958
>perfect
oops buddy that's a red flag word, you can't imply that I'm perfect in any way. better luck next time
>>25418967
I do, but
>women asking for my contact
I'm shy as hell
>tfw my fembot gf wants me to cum inside her pussy
Soon
>>25418969
Done what? Dated normie girls?
I thought you were a normie girl. Normie girls in my experience cheat less and are less drama than your average internet girl. They're much less fun though.
>>25418982
Whatt? Are you the person i was talking to? She is not perfect, the situation would be. Because i've recently realized how pointless it is for me to mess around with others
>>25418731
>>25418748
Also please be my mistress
It sounds so perfect ;_;
>>25417967
I already do that, but without the van
>>25419003
No, I'm a dude and i've fucked with a few girls that fit the mold of your greentext ie masochistic whores. Good times.
>>25418921
>Okay, so then it looks like you're actually very picky, if you've only attempted a relationship with only one woman
No, im just really self conscious, afraid of rejection, and terrified of approaching women. Im really not picky at all, if a girl came up to me and asked me out i would almost certainly say yes unless she was a landwhale
But what you're saying just shows how entitled you are, since you think men HAVE to be the ones to make the first move.
>However, looks like you liked a Stacy.
No, she wasn't a stacy at all
She was a homeschooled mildly autistic loser with no social skills who had like, 2 friends aside from me, one of which was her cousin. The only reason we got together was because her mentally ill friend who i knew from church basically set up dates for us and then we started going out, and eventually the same friend who set us up started hating me for some reason and she cheated on me with a different guy that she introduced to her
>>25419013
why are you still talking to me you're only making yourself look worse
>>25418982
how many successful businessmen who are fucked in the head and willing to date some sloot who browses Laos kite-fishing forums do you think exist out there?
you're asking for more than you'll ever get, it's time to settle before your eggs dry up.
>>25419045
So have I, which makes going back to normie girls so fucking painful dude.
>>25418902
Ummm no? See here is now a WHOLE NOTHER PROBLEM!!!!
You respond to presuming that you know whats up, then prove that you dont!! Honestly desu youre acting no better. Putting a woman on a pedestal might cause the woman to change her behavior to be more arrogant or abusive, but the main problem is by a man claiming that they are giving 100% of their being to a woman willing to be their gf creates a power situation. Man claiming to be servant and submissive, but truth is they are cultivating entitlement. Thats all this filters down to: false entitlement.
>tfw no qt fembot gf to hold my head against her breast and whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
>>25418712
>men knowing what they want
>getting a bf off of r9k
Seems like a bad idea to me.
>>25419049
Because I was explaining myself. I don't care at all how I look here, think whatever you want
>>25419084
>getting a slave off of r9k
Fixed
Would be loyal to the end
>>25419084
Yes, I know exactly what I want. Not that it matters much.
>>25419064
I can smell the axe wound between your legs. post timestamped tits.
>>25419055
>implying
ohohoho my friend I'm more than just my looks. finishing up an engineering degree at a prestigious university. but you won't believe me so I suppose you can make believe like I live a pathetic life just like you :)
>>25419085
all right anon sorry I woke up with a ridiculous hangover so I'm pretty grumpy
>>25417144
I know its shallow but I genuinely find tall muscular guys attractive ._.
>>25419147
;_;
original
fucking robot
>>25419146
>all right anon sorry I woke up with a ridiculous hangover so I'm pretty grumpy
Suddenly you seem really lame
>>25419058
Tfw she doesn't like being choked
>>25417144
>tfw writ out the perfect description of what I'm looking for in a guy in the last thread but it got deleted so I cant find it
I'll never be able to write it so eloquently again. my life is doomed because Ill never be able to express myself as well
>>25419147
i'm 5'11 and muscular, be my gf
>>25419170
well see that's probably because I am
>>25419103
I don't really believe you. Plus, I wouldn't just enslave anyone. You're probably too tall.
>>25419114
age, location, height
>>25419147
How tall and how muscular?
blox box tox cox
>>25419207
>age, location, height
23, Europe/Anywhere, 5'9. I really want this, please.
>>25419207
>I don't really believe you.
Trust needs to be earned anyway
>Plus, I wouldn't just enslave anyone
Just give me a chance ;_;
>You're probably too tall.
Is 5'8" too tall?
>>25418986
do you want to exchange emails then?
>>25419146
>I suppose you can make believe like I live a pathetic life just like you :)
>:)
you got me good, I do live a pathetic life, but you'll still never find that mess of a man you so desperately seek.you're going to die alone and unloved just like me. <3
>>25419237
I'll give it to you over my throwaway if you still have yours
>>25419230
>>25419236
You are both too tall. What a fucking shame.
>tall
>dark hair
>masculine features
>not a pussy (some of you have too many feelings it's irritating)
>independent financially, I don't want to pay for his shit
>well educated
>doesn't talk too much
>isn't too happy
>>25419256
oh yeah sounds perf
>>25419206
>well see that's probably because I am
You don't know why it is i think you're lame, though
Why do you think you are lame?
>>25419269
>too tall as a manlet
Ought to kill myself really
>>25419269
I'd get shorter for you. Please. I need this more than anything.
>>25419276
Sent again skelly chaser
>>25419017
hmu bby
>>25417967
>tfw met a femanon on here that expressed interest in this
Are you in the army (or have you been)?
>>25419298
how would you manage that?
Gingers are my weakness, or anyone with nice hair. Well maintained, no longer than shoulder length but not short by any means
>>25419307
sent you an invite
>>25419288
You got dubs, though!
>>25419298
How?
>>25419254
we'll see my friend
>>25419282
that's not important
>>25419360
>How?
I don't know, but I know there are surgeries for getting taller, by extending one's legs. I could do something like that. I would.
>>25419360
>You got dubs, though!
Dubs confirm my scoliosis and bad posture make me look 5'6" mistress :^)
>>25419046
>But what you're saying just shows how entitled you are, since you think men HAVE to be the ones to make the first move.
Oh? But who says I'm a girl? Where did I say I expect men to make the first move? If anyone is truly attracted to someone, that person will be the one who makes the first move. Granted, it may not be straight-up asking them out, but they'll do extra-special things just to be noticed and to show their affection. Do you do anything like that? You're presenting an image of yourself as someone who can be attracted to nearly any girl. If you're "not picky at all", you'd be acting somewhat nicer to lots of girls compared to how you interact with men, but I doubt you do that. If women aren't making themselves known to you, they're not attracted to you. If you're not making yourself known to women, you're not attracted to them. It's simple as that. People who make themselves known to plenty of opposite-sex people are Chads or Stacies, and that's one way to define Chad or Stacy. It's one of the reasons why we're robots, because we do not make ourselves known.
>she wasn't a stacy at all
If she's not a Stacy, why did she cheat?
>>25419334
No, I have not.
>>25419346
I'm a ginger and people have told me I have nice hair
Where do you live?
Femanons, when are you going to have your first child?
>>25419372
>we'll see my friend
you're damn right we will, amigo.
>>25419518
>implying the women in this thread aren't entirely made up of the breed of woman who never wants to have children
Posted here yesterday but basically i'm weeaboo trash.
I want to find a cute Asian American boy, and move to Asia with him.
>>25419423
>Do you do anything like that?
not really, because like i said im very self conscious and afraid of rejection, and im afraid of wasting people's time or coming off as a creep
> If you're "not picky at all", you'd be acting somewhat nicer to lots of girls compared to how you interact with men
I just try to treat people nicely in general
>If she's not a Stacy, why did she cheat?
Because she was emotional and bipolar, and wanted to "get back at me," although im not sure what she was "getting back at me" for
>>25419569
>>25419518
this guys right, children are a plague on society
>>25418921
Holy fuck you are one pretentious cunt you know that? Whats the matter? Chad won't fuck you on your period?
>>25419518
Hopefully before age 30. I want to start early so I can have at least 10
>>25419381
Your responses are hot but our love was not meant to be. How would we even afford limb reconstruction surgery?
>tfw i don't know if femanons would like me.
So what are your barometers?
Would you enjoy a the company of a
>Nerd(videogames, comic books and other "geek" culture crap)
>Metalhead that doesn't dress like a metalhead and isn't that obtuse about it anyway
>Movie buff
>>25419509
All over New York. Live in one area, go to college in another
>>25419665
By making money. Anything is possible with sufficient motivation. I'll do it. For you.
>>25419593
You realize you're the equivalent of white women who like black men right?
>move to Asia
Your half-blood children will be bullied mercilessly, you will be mercilessly ostracized from female social groups in your destination country.
Maybe then you'll finally realize why race and racial solidarity are important, but by then it will be too late.
>>25419714
I bet you say that to all the girls that you meet anonymously on this Indonesian basket-weaving site.
>tfw no fembot gf to hold in my big muscly arms as we shitpost the night away
>>25419714
Smooth anon
I'd kill you irl for the femanon, but you win it seems
>>25419776
No, girls like you are very rare, and this is the first time I've encountered one. If I've ever said it before it was a lie and now it is truly true.
>>25419857
I can almost hear the dry mouth from here, your thirst is without compare.
>>25419599
People who are truly attracted to someone aren't afraid of being called creepy. True attraction allows you to overcome that fear. Can you think of anything embarrassing you do but continue to do it because you enjoy it a lot? If you didn't actually like the thing you do, you wouldn't be showing signs of liking it. Showing attraction to the other sex is just like that. Unfortunately in this society getting a girlfriend is very risk-and-reward based and you have to deal with being called creepy as a consequence for going for something you find rewarding. It's stupid, it's a problem within both the sexes, and thankfully I'm not part of it.
>>25419613
I never revealed my sex, so stop acting like I did. I'm intentionally leaving that unknown so posts like yours seem especially stupid.
>>25419857
You're saying you're interested based on one comment I made, you're too tall, and you have never once offered your own contact info.
>>25420041
skype is shakes32321Not him though
>>25419849
I could be totally disgusting. Would you kill another man for an ugly girl? I mean, think about it. Why would I be on 4chan if I was hot, well-connected, rich? I'm just saying, anon.
>>25420041
I thought you'd never ask.
Skype: c.wa39
So how many femrobots have you gotten after chatting with them on sites like omegle?
And asking as someone who has received a few, is that a good thing?
>>25420107
>Would you kill another man for an ugly girl?
For the things you described? Yes
>>25420117
given you their skype account*
Sorry, forgot to add that.
>>25420116
I don't have Skype.
>>25420059
age, height, location
A king, or at least a prince.
>>25420185
I'm the 5'8" anon who got dubs ;_;
And had the scoliosis. location is burgerland and age 19
>>25420185
>I don't have Skype.
What do you have?
[email protected]
>>25420185
>height
cursed succubus
>>25420208
>tfw your family is ex-nobility
Fucking eternal Anglo ruined it for us
>>25420210
Too young.
adam driver 2bh
>big nose
>fucked up teeth
>messed up jawline/teeth
>chipmunk cheeks
see also josh dibb from animal collective. i'm aware i have a weird taste in guys tho
my bf tbqh
>>25420241
And you told me not to kill myself
>>25420264
whos ur bf
>>25420212
That works. Are you this anon >>25419298?
>>25420226
5'6" or shorter is preferable.
>>25420241
>too young
>too tall
kill yourself entitled roastie princess
>>25420299
>Are you this anon
Yes, I am.
>>25420304
Nah fuck off
She deserves it family
She sounds perfect
>>25420298
read the op, "the kind of guy that fembots like"
:^)
>>25420266
Did I?
>>25420359
>You got dubs, though!
The though indicates that I shouldn't do it. So yes :^)
>>25417144
One that I could love and be with for the rest of my life.
>>25420329
Well, like I said, I'm talking to someone else. If it doesn't work out, we'll talk.
>>25420449
What a stupid fucking answer. And what exactly would that be?
I knew one fembot but she was into Yuri/Les tiny little thing, lived alone, cute but quiet, genuine not, pretty chill.
I'm 6'1'' but have a fucked back and right knee. No obvious limp but spondylosis is a bitch. I imagine most anins here suffer from some kind of physical mental or social abnormality so I don't see why people even bother with skypes, most of it is neckbeards or shitposters.
Even worse are the anons looking for sex but forget they can't stick their dick through a monitor and expect pussy to appear magically, like a dindu catcalling and wondering why he is on welfare.
>>25420117
>>25420174
Anyone got any advice on this? One of those girls is even relatively close by.
>>25420339
women don't deserve shit except to be raped by wild niggers
>>25420477
Genuine bot* my bad.
>>25420472
The kind of man who is conservative/serious in terms of relationship
>>25420456
Okay. I will just sit here and stare at my empty inbox until then, I guess.
>>25420304
>having age and height limits is entitled
I'm glad Elliot is dead.
>>25420553
That describes me, but I'm autistic enough to still be bothered by your vague answer from before
>>25417144
Re-posting mine from the other thread.
Let's see..
Someone who likes sick humor but not too sick, taller than me because I'm 5'7 and I enjoy feeling cute and small, someone with a decent amount of intelligence.
Someone who shares similar hobbies such as: nature, camping, hiking, mountain biking, animals, swimming, video games, cars, etc.
Not very outgoing but knows how to stick up for himself and voice his opinions, and also someone who doesn't talk a lot because I don't.
Someone who likes to cook because cooking together is really fun.
To me race doesn't matter as long as I find you attractive but I like guys with medium length hair because I like to play with it.
As for body size I like skinny, hairy guys, average guys, as well as larger guys that have a decent amount of muscle along with the fat not just pure fat.
There's tons of other things but that's just the gist of it.
>>25418646
let me guess
her username is "yeah" and she likes horns/goats?
>>25420562
This is what I want. Are you up for this, anon?
Has to be attractive, good amount of money and better than just a stable job. Also a massive swinger of a cock. Shouldn't be too much to ask for desu.
>>25420602
Responded to that last time. I fit except only an inch taller and know nothung about cars :^)
>>25420654
I don't understand. Up for what?
>>25420654
>19 too young
>Posts guy who looks 15
Why?
>>25417144
how tall is 189cm can someone on this thread convert to amerifat measurements
>>25420577
I'm autistic enough to be irritated to a certain extent because of your answer.
>>25420602
>tfw I'm all this but 5'7
>tfw I love cooking but grils don't seem to like it anymore
>tfw no one seems to like nature as much as I do
>tfw if you liked guns I'd be all over you
>>25420700
That's fine. I think anger looks cute on women :^)
>Most robots would settle for a mostly human girl who loved them
>All fembots either want chad or a quirky boyish Tom Hiddlestonesque guy with no exceptions
Just kill me
>>25420698
6'2-3" is moonwalker units
>>25420761
damn im tall, feels goood :)
>>25420754
Remember friend
You're an entitled ass for liking anything other than the bare minimum you'd date ;^)
>>25420727
That's good. I'll be extra cute then.
>>25420662
Sorry I lost the last thread and forgot about it.
Height isn't a super big deal as long as you're not shorter than me and if I get along with the person.
>>25420724
Yeah cooking is really fun then chilling and watching a movie with the delicious food you've made.
I've never really been around guns except hunting with my dad once. I've tried archery a few times though.
>>25420793
If you're a girl that's hot
If you're a guy I'm jelly>>25420799
>>25420799
You can always be my angry gf to argue with and then have make up sex with :^)
>>25420685
>Men say this but I would literally force you to maintain a certain weight, diet, and appearance, have you get fucked by other men while I watch, make you get plastic surgery if you're ugly, dictate your interests and friends, etc, etc. I'll MAKE you the best boyfriend possible, but you're not really up for it, anon.
Hmmm, what COULD I mean?
>Height isn't a super big deal as long as you're not shorter than me and if I get along with the person.
I feel pretty boring despite meeting most of the things on your list honestly. But location?
>>25420811
Archery seems fun but I've never tried it
My uncle is taking me hunting for the first time soon, once I get my permits so that should be fun
Cooking is so great. Every week I try something new. Never cooked with someone before, must be a blast! What are your specialties?
>>25420654
>tfw I've got the same girly eyes and pointy/bony jaw
Too bad I'm pale as a chicken and cant tan without burning.
>>25420847
'Make up sex'
I don't wish to lose my virginity because "make up sex"
>>25418167
I'm guessing that image is a joke?
>>25420883
And the attention whores arrive
Threads over
>>25420929
>I don't wish to lose my virginity because "make up sex"
I'd rather not either
We can have meaningful romantic sex that's awkward at least once
>>25420883
Would marry/10
>>25420909
Pale is hot though.
>>25420857
19 year old's looking better femanon :^)
>>25420857
Well, yes, I did already say that I am willing to anything that it is physically possible to do. I wouldn't mind at all. I suppose it's no unachievable, I'm not super far from his appearance. Although my eyes are the wrong color.
>>25420951
That would be preferable, yes.
>>25420933
nope, real video
i've seen before
>>25420966
Not when you live in the southern US, everyone here is tan. I look like a ghost surrounded by orange people.
>>25421010
Guess we're in perfect agreement then
Be my vague answering qt gf
>>25420903
I cook a lot of Italian and Japanese food. I think I'm the best at making chicken parmigiana. I make my sauce from scratch and everything.
I also like making pizza and noodle dishes.
>>25420887
Fuck this was meant for >>25420811
>>25421033
Hope you're into lasians. (Latina-Asian)
If you're black you'll disappoint me.
Any guy with an average IQ or better that liked me and wasn't too young. I'm 26, overweight, and have small boobs. RIP.
>>25420995
Brown eyes are best eyes. Are your eyes brown?
>>25421101
>If you're black you'll disappoint me.
I'm white actually
>Hope you're into lasians. (Latina-Asian)
Asians aren't attractive to me sorry (epicanthic folds). If you looked more Latina I might be interested
>>25421051
Nice!
I've only done american/english so far with a bit of russian but italian and japanese are two I've always wanted to try
do you have a disposable I could message you on?
>>25421177
Yes, sort of. Greenish but mostly brown.
I'm just gonna describe myself lads
>fat
>blue eyes
>light brownish hair
>irish looking decent
>nationality: British
>6 foot 2 inches
>family says there Jewish blood in the family from some Hungarian fella
>straight
you should watch the circle on Netflix
>>25421101
i'm white, please be my Lasian gf.
Does anyone like me? I'm short and really pale and apparently somewhat attractive and I try to dress nice and I wear glasses and I have brown hair and blue eyes and I try to be nice and I have no sex drive and I hate men but I am a men so it leads to confusing moments where I realize that I am one of them and maybe I hate myself but I dunno but probably but at least I'm not a rapist like all the rest I guess idk also porn is evil ok
>>25421182
I'm actually 100% Latina but I look very, very Asian. I have them.
Too bad.
>>25421236
>I hate men but I am a men so it leads to confusing moments where I realize that I am one of them
There's trans threads on /lgbt/
