If someone bought a X bedroom house and set it up so that
>you pay $500 month to stay
>3 meals included
>you share bathroom with your roommate
>one of the roommates is in pic
>you MUST participate in the basement gym and morning runs
>everyone cooks for everyone
>no chores, hired maid that you cannot seduce/rape, same applies to your roommate
>you MUST participate in mystery group activity night set up by owner (anything from movie night to camping trip 3 hours from house)
would you live there?
>>25416279
No rape has to explicitly stated, this thread is golden. This post is actually pretty decent.
>>25416279
What the fuck hell yeah.
>Rent goes down
>Free meals
>Free maid
>Mystery fun time
Honestly the only thing that would stop me is if I had to take my "morning run" in the actual morning (nightshifter).
Fuck yes, and the brunette please.
>>25416279
Nope.
>everyone cooks for everyone
>no chores
Cooking for other people is a chore.
>$500 month
I pay the same amount for a flat all to myself, with no weird catches like the compulsory gym sessions and mystery activities.
This is such a weird scenario. Why would anyone want this if you can't even seduce your room-mate?
No, fuck group activities, I'll just rent a shitty studio apartment
>>25416279
No fucking way
Hate women, not going to get forced to go see shitty movies, and not being forced to exert myself. They can go fuck themselves with an electric fence
>>25416279
Better than being alone. C'mon /r9k/ its the obvious choice.
>>25416570
When did being a normie become "the obvious choice" for /r9k/? Fuck off, you weird prick.
No, probably not. In my younger days, maybe. Also you didn't say where. That's key - anyplace with snow is an immediate "hell naw".
