Why aren't you gay yet?
Because my balls haven't touched another guys balls yet
because im not a degenerate
>>25415942
because I'm a demiagenderfluidless aromantic bipolar transfoxkin femmeboi
>>25415942
Because i'm bi master race
because I like women
i'm gayer than i used to be
>>25415942
Because mother nature didn't mess up during my natural development, resulting in proper hormonal activity and a correct sexual orientation.
I have gay fantasies sometimes. But they're weird, I don't really visualize men, I just fantasize about the idea of getting fucked and stuff. If I see actual men I lose all desire.
>>25416018
>>25416022
Can I touch your weiners?
Since when is that a choice? And holy shit, the quality of these posts are getting worse and worse, I mean really.
>>25415942
I am gay. Stop making these threads. I just want a qt boyfriend like everyone else.
Who says I aint
I'm still evolving towards sexual reproduction.
>>25416065
nigga you gay as fuck, but not really
>>25416005
I came to say this
>>25416229
Why it's degenerate to fuck boys while i don't find a faithful and unique girl?
I have too much sexual desire to be satisfied only with masturbation.
>>25416303
This. Help me gaybots, I've turned prison gay.
>>25415942
because I am monogamous and gays are usually polygamous. Therefore loneliness await.
>>25416496
>and gays are usually polygamous
Come on anon, not ALL gays....right?
>>25416526
Hate to break it to ya. man
>>25416526
I'm not.
I would literally be happy being with one person my whole life.
because nothing will change
if you will never get sex then you're just asexual
"gay" people in r9k are just delusional faggots that want to be a girl and get attention
>>25415942
Because gays don't look like the cute anime girls they post all the time. Face it, you're a hairy fuckin dude, not some smug qt. I don't want to fuck your turd hole.
>>25416496
>>25416526
>>25416550
I don't know where /r9k/ hears silly things like this
Have you been hanging out with /pol/?
>>25415942
Because are you kidding? Die already
>>25415942
Because I don't like dick mate. I don't mind gays but I wouldn't go out and fuck one.
>>25416588
Observation in the gay district of my city. I can confirm this shit.
>>25415942
I am.
Too bad I'm ugly so it doesn't matter.
>Pretty much accepted by now so less reason to hide.
>Can marry so you can still have a committed relationship like a straight person
>Can adopt, giving someone a loving home, again the committed relationship/family thing.
>Tumblr have no ammo against you, now you're not PRIVILEGED
>Prostate stuff/male g-spot stuff, anal orgasms
>Guys just know how to pleasure guys better, best blowjobs
>Less of the emotional and mental fuckery of girls
>Less mood swings
>Gay guys are more open to playful teasing, one night stands or friends with benefits
>More approachable and casual
>People on gay websites will appreciate and compliment you more because of their thirst
>Older males will pay thousands of dollars just to fuck you, sometimes not even that, something as simple as nudes.
All the benefits.
>>25415942
I have accepted women will never want me so I started out with trap porn and gradually moved to full gay porn. I plan to make a good 500 in a week or so when I post a craigslist that I need the money and am not gay but will suck dick. I heard homos like that.
because im not mentally retarded kek
your families bloodline didnt survive from fucking monkeys so you could get drilled in the asshole keke
I want a girlfriend and children.
>used to consider myself "mostly straight" despite a slight bicurious streak
>repressed my faggotry to occasional guilty fap sessions and never expected/intended to actually try anything with another guy
>dated a couple different girls, both of which ended in very messy breakups after I caught them fucking around behind my back
>the second time I was actually tipped off by one of my ex-gf's friends, a cute gay dude who thought it was shitty that she was cheating on me
>we became pretty good friend after that
>few months later, we're hanging out together getting drunk and he admits to having a crush on me
>I'd always kinda suspected
>he's really shy and apologetic about it, keeps promising that he "won't try anything" and doesn't want to make things weird
>less than an hour later, I jump his bones and we end up rolling around making out and grinding on each other
>he gives me hands-down the best BJ I've ever received, I jerk him off till he cums, and we go to sleep cuddling
>been hooking up with him ever since
>it started off as just a casual FWB thing, and I told myself I was just experimenting
>two years later, we're basically boyfriends in everything but name
>super confused about my sexuality at this point, but I've finally given up on trying to convince myself that I'm "mostly straight"
>still interested in girls, but honestly I can't see myself ever having even half as awesome a relationship as a girl as I do with this guy
>we're basically best friends with benefits... no drama, just lots of hanging out, sharing hobbies, and having great sex
>currently working up the courage to finally make things "official" and asking him to move in with me
>no idea wtf I'm gonna do about telling friends/family about this though, they all think I'm the straightest dude ever
cuz I like pussy
>>25415942
>be bisexual
>think interacting with men will be easier than interacting with women and that overall their personalities will be better
Dead fucking wrong, gay men are just as slutty and cruel and women.
>>25417809
>tfw no qt loving bf to rescue me from the cruel machinations of women
>>25417854
this desu senpai whoops
>>25417809
>angstory: irl version
>>25417809
>two years later, we're basically boyfriends in everything but name
Speaking as a gayfag who has been strung along by repressed/confused closet cases before, your friend has the patience of a saint. If you actually care about him as much as you seem to, lock that shit down before he finally gives up on waiting for you to make up your damn mind. Are you at least to the point where you can say "I love you" to him? And I don't mean just at the peak of sex, I mean as an honest everyday thing.
because i dont like ingesting fecal matter and getting aids
>>25415942
>Being prison gay
Literally why, just go MGTOW if you think you'll be a perma-virgin, resorting to being a homosexual degenerate because you cant get a gf is next level pathetic.
you don't decide to be gay
seriously, you don't. you might think you do because you're such a memelord, but being gay isn't fapping to someone's anime picture while they ERP with you.
>>25418612
I know, I know. He's been really fucking great about putting up with me while I figure my shit out. I'd probably be feeling way more confused and angsty if it'd been anyone else, but he's hit a perfect balance of encouraging me to explore my boundaries without pushing too hard. And in my defense, I think I've done pretty well to do a 180 from "mostly straight" almost all the way to "hey everyone this is my boyfriend" in just two years without any real angst or drama.
And yeah, we do use "the L word" with each other, even outside of sex. Just within the last few months, so we're not super casual about it just yet. That was... actually kind of a big hurdle for me, since I never got to that point with either of my past girlfriends. It's kinda what finally convinced me that this had gotten to be more than just an "experiment", if that makes sense.
>>25415942
Honestly, I feel as if my soul is gay. I can never emotionally attached to women while men come easily. Sadly, my penis isn't the same.
>>25419001
mgtow is some powerful ass shit women go batshit crazy if they can't get you not even free sex is enough for me to give them the time of the day.
Because guys are only hot until like 14 then they get too manly/hairy
>>25415942
Trap threads made me half gay anon, I don't need any more gayness.
>>25419001
That's not mgotw, retard.
You can't be mgtow if you can't get laid. I guess maybe in some extremely rare cases like if you're a monk or some shit but not in a monastery, but what's the point then? You're thinking of incel, and they don't matter because they are fucking losers.
>>25415942
Because you can't train a person to like something they don't already like.
Well I am.
>tfw no bf
>tfw living closeted at gay-hating father's place
>>25415942
Because I'm attracted to femininity
I've never met a gay guy that was as feminine in appearance as a girl
>tfw gynephilia and attracted to women or femininity
>would be with a feminine qt guy or trap in a heartbeat
>>25419504
My desktop background in highschool. That picture looks so small now.
>>25419757
We had it on the family pc. It's very nostalgic for me.
>>25419331
>tfw I had a fuckton of sexual misadventures with other dudes back when I was a cute shota
>then guilt and puberty caught up to me all at once and I spent HS unsuccessfully chasing girls to convince myself I was straight
>now in college I'm too fucking shy to hook up with anyone, male or female
How the fuck was it so easy to get laid back when I barely even knew how my dick worked, but now I can't even get a date? Probably doesn't help that I've distanced myself from those experiences so much that it feels like it happened to a completely different person.
>tfw straight but submissive as fuck
>tfw cute and somewhat girly looking, but not a tranny
>tfw small dick that has disappointed every girl I've ever been with
>tfw been using toys on myself so much I think I've permanently rewired my brain so that I can only get off from prostate stimulation
>tfw can't find any girls into femdom and pegging
>tfw cock fetish, but not attracted to any other masculine features
>tfw feel like I was "supposed" to be gay, but never been interested in another guy
>tfw thinking of hooking up with a dude anyway just to see if I can learn to like it
>[INSERT YEAR]
>not being gay
What're you, a faggot?
>>25415942
i dont wanna get shit on my dick
>>25421229
rubbing cocks and oral feels better anyway
bumsex is gross
t.homosex
>>25421229
>>25421613
Bifag here. Why do straightfags think that gay sex is a poop fest? The only time I've ever encountered any gross/smelly substances during sex have all been with girls who apparently didn't know how to take care of their vaginas. Gay dudes are generally super anal (kek) about keeping their buttholes scrubbed clean.
>>25416084
sure why not. maybe stroke my balls too. no homo of course
>>25421641
shitdick happens, it's a fact when you fuck assholes.
>>25419901
>tfw I had a fuckton of sexual misadventures with other dudes back when I was a cute shota
Fucking how. I always hear about people "experimenting" when they were kids, sometimes before they even hit puberty. Did I just miss out on all the secret sex parties when I was in middle school or what?
>>25421970
lol, like I said, I honestly have no idea how I managed to be such a player when I was a kid, considering how little action I get now. It was mostly with my best friend and his brother, started with us looking up porn and jerking off together and things just escalated from there. That inspired me to start shit with one of my other friends, though he was way more shy about it so we didn't go very far. Then I developed an intense infatuation with my older cousin after I snooped and found some of his gay porn--and while he rather chivalrously tried to turn me down several times (he really was way too old for me, but I didn't give a fuck), he eventually caved and gave me what I wanted as well.
So yeah, at the time it seemed like it was super common, but not that I'm looking back I think I was just an unusually horny and precocious kid who got ridiculously lucky.
>at a new years party last night
>spend most of the time hanging out with my gay buddy
>neither of us has a date, and we're both bitching about it
>another friend suggests me and my gay buddy pair up to kiss when the ball drops
>fuck it, why not, it'll be funny
>ball drops, we launch into a huge long exaggerated smooth
>friends start cheering us on
>turns into more of a fight than a kiss, really
>I surprise him by slipping him some tongue
>next thing I know we're full-on making out
>grabbing at each other's asses and everything
>he jumps up and latches his legs around my waist
>I manage to hold him up for a while before we finally break the kiss and I let him down
>our friends applaud and we both play it off with good humor
>I make a big show out of taking shots "to wash the taste out of my mouth"
>but really, that was literally the best kiss I've ever had
>I could feel his boner digging into my stomach while he had his legs wrapped around me
>been thinking about it all day
>pretty sure he could feel my hard-on, too
So, uh, where do I sign up for this gay agenda? Is it like one big book, or more of a newsletter?
>implying faggots don't have higher standards then women
Unless you're cute as fuck or ripped, good luck finding a boyfriend who isn't a fat ugly slob.
>>25423535
a representative will be with you shortly, please hold
>>25419642
>I've never met a gay guy that was as feminine in appearance as a girl
i've met a straight guy who is though
made my life pretty /suffering/ for a while de geso
>>25419106
>I feel as if my soul is gay
max keks
