If you're tired of being a wagecuck and want to be a NEET, do something to go to jail.
Free housing, food etc
>>25414857
enjoy getting raped by tyrone, brah
>>25414872
that only happens in the movies desu
Yeah maybe rape doesn't happen that often but here's what will
>Alpha males see new faggot inmate
>Fuck with him to see what they can do
>You take it like a bitch
>They begin stealing your lunch everyday and eating your commissary
>You're sneaking food into the fucking bathroom in order to eat
>Guards won't do shit
>Become a laughing stock
>Forced to join white power gang
>You are such a joke that they require you to do a hit for protection
>You do the hit, get life in prison after
Any questions?
>>25415466
god bless norway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlHN2_x6GEE
Might wanna watch this first
>>25415792
But we're from /r9k/ anon
>>25414857
Thisis a unique suggestion. Let's see how many wagecucks will follow it.
Thanks. Also great advice for NEETs when their parents die.
>>25415466
>bathroom
toilets are in the prison cells mate, their are no bathrooms in prison
>>25414857
>free beatings
>>25415466
that only happens in american prisons. european ones are quite comfy
>>25416722
I meant shower I think, still hungover.
What drives me crazy about it is that it could be a great place. Free shelter, food, water, educational materials, clothes, hygiene products, etc.
Everything's there for you, for free. It's not good enough for some people, though. They just HAVE to fuck up a good situation and pin it on "ayooo gotta dit det 2 suhvive num sehn?"
literally the only thing stopping me from doing some profitable crime worth the risk of going to jail is the fact that you cant use internet there and have a computer in your cell
