>couple of normies invited me to a club
>dont know how to dance
>never danced in my whole life
How can i survive that shit without making an ass out of myself?
>>25414855
Just bounce your knees, Bob your head, and do the reloading animation of every video game gun you know
>>25414855
Don't go obviously.
>>25414882
heheheheheheheh
>>25414882
damn that's actually good advice
>>25414882
I know you are shitposting but I actually unironically do this. I also pretend to hold a gun sideways and shoot into the crowd.
Let the comfy howcast nigger of dancing teach you how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkGWqhM9u5s
>>25414855
Post up near the bar. If anyone asks why you aren't dancing, playfully say "G's don't dance."
>>25415006
>I also pretend to hold a gun sideways and shoot into the crowd.
Being this autistic.
>>25414855
You should have refused. Now just drink a lot and hopefully you won't be too embarrassed next morning
>>25416508
The comfy howcast nigger of dancing even teaches you how to get bitches by dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdEFixGHZg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRzN5WuDj2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXEGSdTOSW4
>>25414882
>in the club, on the dance floor
>everyone's digging my smooth mag swaps and quick double barrel reloads
>notice a girl's looking at me
>itstime.jpg
>get my M60 machine gun
>start the long reload sequence
>before I know it I'm having sex with a 10/10 girl
>>25414855
Get really drunk or try to get speed.
The worst part about dancing at clubs is the music is usually terrible and it's really hard to fake enjoying terrible music.
ITS YOUR LAST CHANCEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hue ooze do cawl mew hyundai shell fun
>>25414855
Just get really drunk, then even though you suck you and then will just blame it on the alcohol.
Rate my new ebin forced meme
>>25414855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zsscszZAkY
listen to this
>>25417094
>Jay Rock
>>25414855
ALLAMELLE ALLAN 'BLIN
U NO DE REAL THANG
ALLAMELLE ALAN BLING
U NO DE REAL THANG
EVE SINC I LEFT DE SIDI U
STADED WERIN LESS EN GONG OUT MOR
HNGIN WITH SUM GIRL I NEVER SEEN BEFOR
U USD 2 CULL ME ON MAI SELLFON
>>25417034
Keep on dancing, comfy howcast nigger of dancing
srsly, that guy is smooth af
>>25417034
Keep on dancing, comfy howcast nigger of dancing
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>>25414855
>going to a club
>going to a club with normies
Why though?
>>25414882
hahah fucking kek'ed there mate
also do the power moves from Skyrim
>>25417034
KEEP on DANCING, comfy HOWCAST nigger OF dancing!desu familia
