how to get a gf when you are hanz and the illuminati are after you?
man this id raxy dunck pleease help everything fells numb
>People unironically believe in the illuminati
>Hanz
What kind of name is that
>>25413808
its my codename for /x/.
the illuminati are a meme, you'll be a-ok brojackinski
>>25413842
sadly they are not.
they tried killing me a bunch of times.
>>25413705
>>25413758
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>>25413854
please just go and shitpost on /b/. you people make me cringe everytime you do this hanz shit.
>>25413705
Hanz from the Howard stern show?
>>25413880
the last time i shitposted on /b/ someone called my mental ward and sent me pizza
>>25413893
no
>hanz
god I miss the good old days of x
>>25413705
>read about CBT to help with your paranoia and anxiety
>get a hobby that gets you out of the house
>be thankful for the small things you got.
>read more books
>start living life and realize you don't need a gf to be happy.
You are free man to do anything, you have to start believing in yourself. Believing you can do it because you can do it.
>>25413913
i dont care about /x/. my only goal is to find a gf.
>>25413923
>you're a free man
HA
HA HA
HA HA HA
>>25413934
Okay anon, you will never find a gf, you know why?
Because you are a loser and girls like winner. Have you ever tried not cutting down the people that give you help/advice? No because that you are a fucking loser and that is what losers do.
>>25414310
no seriously, the illuminati follow and stalk me and prevent me from getting a gf actively.
i can explain why.
>>25413705
Man my life is hell but these cross board inside jokes make me happy
>>25414436
this isnt a fucking joke
this is really me.
>>25414719
Oh hey man lol how you been? Been a while since we talked last
>>25415182
well i still don't have a gf and it turned out the illuminati really prevent me from finding one.
also i purchased my bugout bag.
this thread made me crack a smile
>tfw everyone you loved is now possessed by demons.
stfu ***z
