>2015 + 1day
>not smoking the marijuana errday
>not wanting to be stoned
It's like your gay or something
>>25412732
>Tfw no reliable dealer
I haven't talked to my man for a month and a half now, he probably got a new phone and I'm fucked now.
Weed gives me panic attacks, so no thanks
dude weed lmao
test
>>25412783
So call him and say "hey bro, can you meet me in an hour for a half?"
Then he will say "gea gea, 100doe" or whatever niggers say now
And you'll be stoned in 75 minutes
>>25412732
I actually recently quit smoking weed. I used to smoke it every day, until I started feeling paranoid day in day out. Went to a therapist who warned me against a potential decompensation if I kept on smoking. So yeah, that's done for me.
>>25412843
He's a total hick, but yeah I'm going to give it a day or two. I'd hate to be dogging him on holiday.
>degenerates getting brain damage: the thread
>>25412881
That's because your a bitch
No seriously, just smoke an indica
>>25412926
Weed is literally less degenerate than alcohol.
>>25412922
Holiday? If he's a hick he has a blue collar job and is off today. If he works besides just selling marijuana
>>25412931
>lol dude take the mental illness strain!
>not like that's going to give you more paranoi-
(^:
>>25412944
actually they're equally degenerate if not more you fucking brain damaged faggot
>muh dealer muh dealer!
>>25412931
Nah man, apparently I have a paranoid personality structure and dissociative tendencies, which is why she strongly advised against me keeping on smoking.
GUYS IM SOOOOOO HIGGHHHH XDDDDDD MY IQ IS OFF THE CHARTS!
LOL SMOKE IT DUDE SMOKE ITTTTT 2016 NOT TURNING INTO A NEET FUCKING FAGGIT WHOBLAZED HERE??
>>25412973
How many people died ever from marijuana compared to yearly alcohol deaths? The only way it will kill you is if your crushed by a bale of it.
lol, the pussies in this thread
drinking 4l of milk right now. You kids will never know
>>25413010
the one fag who always reframes the question
i dunno brah, just how many mexicans has ur drug money tortured today?
>it's not degenerate or normie guose, im 100% organic nature brain damaged smokah! just like g,washington help 4 prezzie
I just come to these threads to laugh at you worthless stains. hahah
Do stoners shitpost more or less??
>>25413070
I wouldn't know. I don't buy Mexican marijuana, I live in Colorado, it's legal here. Before it was legal I bought marijuana grown by a local guy everyone knows
>>25413032
milk can't get you high like the weedz can, man up dude
>>25413070
>2016
>caring if Mexicans die anyway
I can't believe I fell for that one
>>25413099
#degenrate lyfe
>i buy from da dealer who funs da mob who pays da mexicans but i dont pay bad ppl
somebody get these hipsters back to california jesus fuck
>>25413123
Your literally too autistic to explain anything to. Just take some pills, that should even you out
imagine, a world where all the potsmokers get strung up by their necks and roasted over a christmas bonfire
just imagine
>>25413145
kill yourself my high fedora smoking man (^:
I smoked way too much weed last night. I don't know if I ever want to smoke again.
I have trouble inhaling so I usually never get seriously high, but I took about four big hits and five more weak ones. I thought it was the same, so I said goodbye to my friends and drove home. Big mistake.
I felt like the world was moving in slow-motion. I wasn't totally sure that I could control myself, because it felt like I was watching a first-person video of myself driving my car. I was terrified that I would crash. My heart kept racing, and I wanted to scream the entire time.
When I got home, I tried to sleep, but I was wide awake. I kept having disorganized, indescribable thoughts, and whenever I closed my eyes I imagined myself being blown by a trashy black slut. I had this huge erection out of nowhere, and a massive urge to masturbate. I did, but moments after I came, I vomited everywhere.
Panic washed over me. I was sure that these effects would last forever, and I worried that I might have made myself Schizophrenic. My entire mind felt busy, and time was passing way too slowly. I only felt normal when I stared at a bright light. I kept trying to go to sleep, but I wasn't able to. I kept having bizarre, half-formed thoughts that I couldn't comprehend or describe. I was only able to fall asleep at 5:30 AM, when my body couldn't stay awake any more.
pot man here. I just hate you fucking straight edge normies who cannot smoke a giant IQ increaing joint to grow your iq and disbelieve in that phoney big government
WEEDZ 4 CANCER NOT HEALTH CARE
smoking every day made me the top of my class lol GROW UP it's time to take the weed 2016 challenge 1 joint a day 3 on sundays
>>25413200
congrats dude, you've got a predisposition towards mental illness brought on by smoking schizophrenia and also experienced mild brain damage
don't worry brah, you're only SLIGHTLY stupider than you were before. also you paid a bunch of fucking normies
milk tokers post itt
just bought a 4l from 7-11. bottoms up!
#drink4trump
#prohibitionisafraud
#$$$
>>25413200
i took a 6 month break from weed at one point in time. just take breaks if you feel u need them
said the little milk smoker to his friend
DO YOU SMOKE UP CAAAT SHITT? (do you smoke up caaaat shit???)
said the little milk toker to his friend
GLOOOORRRRRY TO THE MILK, TO THE TYYYPPP TO PHAN AND SERO-TONEEE. SMOKING MILLLLLLLKK AND DRINKING SMOKE. SMOKING MILK, ON CHRIST MAS DAY
\
OOOOOOHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHHH SMOKING MLIK, ON THE DAY THAT COWS WERE MILKED
>>25413200
>people still claim smoking weed isn't degeneracy
>>25413274
*takes 6 month break*
lol, time 2 get mental illness
>weed man here
>w-w-w-eed man here
>weeeeed man here
>>>>>>>>>>/weed man/ here
after dropping the 4l im seeing cows lol dudes im so tryp'd . drink it errryday grazin
i don't belive in big government just ike that phoney big g-d christ was the original rastafarian its time to smoke up HIGH ABOVE LIKE THE LORD
woah.Just w-a-oah guys i need another thread wherez mah bong smoking saved my life even da fetuz ain't real what if we're all just weedz lol synapse the reflector cube timewave zero is when the machine elves are twenty twelving
I have a love hate relationship with weed.
About 30% of the time that I smoke, I get too high and start to get anxiety and denationalization. I have no clue what causes it, but I can't stand the feeling. Though other times, I feel as if I could smoke a whole ounce and be fine. Smoking weed is a gamble every time for me.
>>25413387
another guy getting mental illness from the weedz and in denial about it
woah, this is like, 3/3 posters
>>25413387
Depersonalization, not denationalization
>>25413408
deweediztation
it's the worst withdrawal
>>25413405
I've been smoking weed for about 7 years on a regular basis friendo. I think I'd have the mental illness by now.
>>25413428
>the schizophrenia rises
you should look up the neurology some time, my uneducated friendo
>>25413438
Now I'm convinced you're trolling.
Schizophrenia typically onsets around the age of 18 for males. I'm nowhere near that age
>>25413228
Nah I just mooched off this qt girl who shared
>>25412958
That would be sativas you're thinking of
>>25413438
There's yet to be conclusive evidence that marijuana causes schizophrenia. In a regulated environment where people didn't grow weed for THC content and actually grew the shit properly so it had everything else it's supposed to have, the kind of bud you would get would not be likely make you mentally ill. The other cannaboids in the plant would even out the psychoactive effects of the THC.
can someone hook me up with a guide to making a decent gravity bong but that doesn't involve the use of foil or duct tape or anything that may be potentially harmful?
>>25413228
>smoking schizophrenia
sounds fun where can i get some
this is the year I want to stop smoking daily after doing it for nearly 3 years
>>25413548
Its been proven to increase your odds if youre already genetically disposed to develop it, other than that you're good.
>>25413548
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/818082
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/can-marijuana-cause-psychosis/
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/marijuana-study-long-term-use-causes-cancer-schizophrenia-1468823
schizophrenia-like brain changes. yeah man, that's what you're inducing
>>25412732
i dont know how to get it
>>25412973
I've given my stupid ass a concussion while drunk, but with weed I've only ever given myself a sandwich. It's 100% safer both short term and long term than alcohol. You don't even have to combust the plant to ingest it, you can fucking cook it or vaporize it if you need. It's just a really versatile medicine that earth happens to produce naturally. If you don't smoke moonshine tier prohibition weed and get shit grown by someone who doesn't think "hurr THC = magic chemical" then you will be fine. THC can have negative long term effects on the brain, but that is when it is not mediated by a certain proportion of other cannaboids.
>>25413631
eat a lot of broccoli and take a fat shit. Then put it in a plastic baggie and microwave it after leaving it out overnight
>>25412732
Underage: the thread
>>25413693
>concussion
guaranteed brain damage
>drinking
guaranteed brain damage
>weedz
guaranteed brain damage
hey, it's 100% equatable!
>muh "medicine"
just like, everybody is constantly taking opiods to numb the pain of lyfe amirite. it cures!!!
b r a i n d a m a g e
potfags 100% in denial and yet will readily agree with everything i say if not confronted about it
>>25413604
Again, if you know nothing about biochemistry than those articles are confirmation bias-tier fear mongering. If you understand that a subtle change in composition to a substance completely changes how it acts on the brain and body, then you should know that there's a huge difference between marijuana with too high a THC to CBD/CBD/etc. ratio and medical grade bud.
>>25413211
i call bullshit on this. You are either a shit tier major like psychology or suppressing gifted iq. since you sound like a complete moron, im going to assume the former.
>>25413750
this is true but, that debunks none of what I've posted
>>25413844
The fact that you aren't information literate debunks it all, because absolutely none of those articles linked directly to those studies. Again, basic fucking biochemistry is the difference between table salt and an explosive compound. It's the same shit with weed and just about anything in which humans guide the development of new species of life (be it through breeding animals or breeding plants). If you don't actually know a god damned thing about what it is you're breeding and you choose for X arbitrary quality over another without fully understanding WHY you are choosing for that quality, you're probably going to end up with something pretty fucking awful.
>>25413973
>shittiest possible debunk possible outside of being a fundamentalist christian
>IT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER UPVOTE THIS ONE GUISE
hey, it's just like arguing on reddit!
lmao WEED dude rofl
I'm already ahead of you.
>>25413750
>>25413973
You used the "biochemistry" twice without giving any technical data.
>your argument
literally what
>tfw audio hallucinations on weed
I like getting high, but no.
>mfw hearing hentai girls talk to me
It comfy
>>25413200
Yea pretty much the exact same thing happened to me the 4th time I ever smoked. You'll feel back to normal in a couple days.
>>25412732
>2015 + 1day
stoners are so braindead they don't even know what year it is.
>>25414173
I am referring to the way that THC interacts with the brain when compared to how it interacts with the brain in conjunction with compounds like CBD and CBN.
>>25414025
> None of your sources had academic sources or scientific journals linked at the end
> Expecting anybody to take you seriously
>>25414214
4/4 for bmental illness
>>25414234
5/5
kek'd
>>25414229
reimu don't smoke m8
>>25412732
Yeah, I love me some bud, but smoking it heavily is making me very paranoid about stupid shit I did kek
I got so high once my whole awareness became composed out of bubbles. I thought I would never come down and i'd be stuck in a bubble-based conciseness for the rest of my life. Bad vibes man
>>25414268
"i dun no how ta googlez dese guys r wrongz where is da obama birther cert"
>>25414280
6/6
>>25414284
7/7
when will the insanity (pun!) end???
Weed should be legal, if you don'
t think so you're actually dumb as fuck
>>25412783
Grow it yourself. It's not a short term solution, but in a few months you'll be thanking me.
>>25414313
6/6 and 7/7 are the same thing cock sucker
>>25414299
I hope you understand that speaking in memes will not help further your argument, meme man
>>25414328
legal weedz. legal retardz
muh lyfe 4 weed! legal 4 uk
>>25414329
>grows da weedz
>hello copz
>brain damage
>>25414342
the ratio of brain damage to save muh life, friendo
it's 1:1 on brain damage
>>25414353
you don't have an argument fag, that's what differs
>>25412732
I don't have the money or regular access. I'd feel way too awkward to approach the dealers I do know, and the times I have asked they never have it on them. Plus, I don't know how to roll and I still live with my parents (19 here).
>>25413200
Wow, that's the worst way to green out. You got wayyy too stoned and then got slammed with panic and anxiety right out of the gate. That ruined the high for you. That's all it was, you weren't going schizophrenic, you were just freaking the fuck out with anxiety from being too high.
You're a fucking idiot for driving though without waiting for it to kick in. I guess you're just inexperienced and don't know how long it takes to hit you. Why would you think you would take 5-10 times the normal amount if you've never gotten high before? 1-2 hits is the normal dose man.
>>25412732
ehhh i find it is better not to smoke everyday
for myself anyways, i get more stoned, save money, and take more time on myself like going on walks, or going to the gym, and other things if i space my weed intake out. i used to smoke everyday and it really wasn't a very good thing
but i do love me some weed
>>25413211
It's ironic because he thinks he's mocking them but in fact weed does have well-studied anti-cancer effects and the main opposition for the legalization of weed is the pharmaceutical industry. Also, the federal government (NIH) holds a use patent for CBD which is the cannabinoid with the most medical properties in marijuana (and which doesn't get you high) and has denied researchers the right to synthesize the compound in order to stall research.
Just take it easy it sounds like y'all doing big milky hits or something
>>25414416
>driving under the influence of ANY drug
It's like you want to kill yourself/other people. Either that or you like the idea of getting it up the butt by Jamal in prison.
>>25413373
hey doc scratch
>>25414377
I wasn't making an argument, meme man
I've been smoking daily for 10 years and don't really care about the health drawbacks. I'm likely more successful than you anyways so I find it hard to take you seriously
partly because you argue in memes
>>25414278
Cumulo-nimbus
>>25414479
well studied cancer effects
*in causing
>>25414419
8/8
>>25414543
>10 years
brain damage
>now I don't carree about the health drawbacks so marijuana can'ts hurts me
lol
>>25414552
zun a drunk not a stoner
>>25413123
what are you even on about? are you to intelligent to communicate properly?
>>25414979
enjoy that IQ loss m8
>>25414876
Touhou belongs to the people
>select all images with trees
>>25415084
better mock up 420 the loli
>>25415013
i work in a factory that makes wooden spoons. why is my iq important for that?
>>25415208
do you honestly not value your intelligence?
>learn early on I don't fucking like people
>time spent lifted in the great outdoors or working on my hobbies infinitely more enjoyable than socializing with the average tardvarks
>bust my ass through engineering degree at a top tech school
>get high paying comf-as-fuck programming job
>about to buy a truck and move to western slope of Colorado
>work remotely as needed to fund living expenses and buy premium tree from the dankmart
I don't need to be lectured by degreeless math-illiterate scrublords with no marketable 21st century skills, my federal taxes alone exceed your gross income
If you can't handle life with the occasional sesh your brain is too weak to ever produce anything of value regardless. Have fun justifying your boring time on this Earth tame boys.
get blown the fuck out
>>25414278
Mate majority of people on this board and mentally ill regardless of their drug preferences.
>>25413302
lmao lad
>>25415529
Do you honestly value or care about anything or anyone other than yourself? Fuck off you normalfag cunt.
