post your drunken new year fuckups
I got wasted and started talking to my ex, we skyped and I think I told her I love her, what do
>>25411854
awwww. shes so caring
is she a whore?
whyd you break up
>>>/soc/
original comment made on Fri Jan 1 14:53:32 EST 2016
Some girl sent me a message on Facebook "Hey" at like 3 am. I saw it today but I didn't reply, what does this even mean?
>>25413081
she was drunk
>>25413081
Messaged wrong person, or they were B8ing you to respond to laugh at you and how small your penis is
>>25411854
Post more. Let's see how that convo turned out!!!!!!
>>25411854
this one got me
>tfw you will never have the comfort of running back to your ex who will baby you and take care of you again because you spent the last few months pushing her away
>>25411854
>my ex
Kindly fuck off back to r/relationships
After getting absolutely fucked I messaged a girl I've barely talked talked to for half a year since I left and told her I 'like her'. I don't really care about her when I'm not drunk which is odd to me.
Tried to make smalltalk and it felt awkward. Also I think my friends mom tried to hit on me. She kept pushing her tits against me.
>got drunk
>didn't do anything stupid
>still feel really depressed and guilty today for some reason
wanted to make a salad, but was out of olive oil so I used bacon grease instead. also put way too much salt in fucking everything
>>25411854
back to reddit fag
>>25414160
This
Why in the fuck do people come here and post about their relationships
Just let us have this space, normies have the entire world
>>25414617
sounds gross anon.
texted my ex who I'm still currently fucking "I love you" kms
Asked a girl I like out at 6am,I was drunk. She said OK, but I have social phobia, and I don't really know what to do. If you robots can help me. Never done it before.
This is the "Cage pillow" btw
>>25411854
Wow, she was very nice about that. My own exgf would probably just pass me off to her current bf [spoilers]who is actually a cool guy, and would probably have sound advice, maybe come over with some beers if he were nearby[/spoilers].
>got drunk but did NOT do cocaine on a strip club danser's ass even tough she was offering it to me...
>>25414935
This is literally the most normie post I have ever seen on /r9k/. Considering you did not mention a gf or a FWB at any point, this is an impressive accomplishment. Good job.
>>25411854
Went a little like this
>HAPPY NEW YEAR [insert girls name]
>Seen 12:45
>no response
I just fell asleep instead
nice normalfag general lads
>>25414864
Is that from the great ( _ _ _ _ & crafts) (moo _ _ _ ) coupon raid a few years ago?
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Pease reformat and try again.
I guess the name of it is still blacklisted.
got drunk and made out with my friend's girlfriend while he was in the other room smoking pot with his friends
Normie here Normie there Normies every fucking weher
>>25415416
And a reee reee here and a reee reee there, everywhere a reee reee
>>25415416
Nice ants you got there
>got really really drunk
>went to a party
>people accused me of stealing drinks which I did not
It would've been okay if those fuckers hadn't done that. I was wondering why they were all such fucking assholes to me.
>>25415589
Anon gtfo of 4chan normie
>>25415741
Fuck off reee-reee piece of shit
