If you're a NEET and have literally all the time in the world, why aren't you getting ripped as fuck? Do you have any idea how much better your life will be?
>>25411787
Because fuck everything
Because getting fit requires discipline and self-motivation. If NEETs had those they probably wouldn't be NEETs.
>>25411787
>falling for the fit meme
>>25411800
Beat me to it, was about to post exactly this.
Getting ripped is retarded. If I could be assed to work out I'd just get ottermode at most. Anything else is a waste of time and effort.
>>25411800
>>25411824
Getting fit requires discipline and self-motivation, yes, for getting fit. But being NEET doesn't necessarily mean you can't exercise, or you hate exercising, or whatever. That's just a dumb stereotype, more like an excuse really.
>>25411800
This is a legit good post
>>25411885
NEETs can pretty much do anything. They can learn a foreign language, learn to play the guitar. Most just waste their time browsing 4chan and jacking off.
>>25411885
NEETs are more than capable, but not many step up and just become gross slobs which is, its why they become a stereotype of fat basement dwellers and piss bottlers
I commend those who do exercise and teach themselves new things than shitpost, watch anime and jerk all day
>acting like a good body will make up for shitface
>>25411787
Diagnosed low test
>tfw if I want to get estrogen supplements it's ezpz but test supplements are the devil
>>25411787
because most people here, although close, have yet to hit rock bottom.
until you hit a threahold of "holy shit, i need to get my act together" people will always wallow on medicroity.
its a sad state. but the individual must harness the will within themself to start on their path. nobody else can do it for them.
and f youre reading this, maybe this will give some of you the motovation to so something about your life. or maybe not.
but just hear this. you can either continue to smoke pot or play video games in yor parents basement, or you can do something about it. if youre fat, gonfor a walk once a day.
if youre skinny do 50 push ups a day.
do something, anything that would benifit you positively even a little bit.
but the most important part is to do a little every day. and the days where you decide ro "cheat" or skip. youre not failing anybody but your self.
having control over your mind is the hardest thing to do in this life.
>>25412616
I hit rock bottom. I'm not going to try coming back up. I'm searching for a good way to kill myself.
found pic of OP
>>25411787
I improved my body a lot last year, It's a fun hobby, but my life did not get any better because of it.
>>25411800
Wagie here, you're retarded.
>>25412647
literally this
>le only way to go from here is up :^)))))
no, the only way to go is suicide
I have all the time of the world... But I'm fat..very very fat. So I need to start loosing weigh. Any tip?
>>25411787
soda tastes too good desu
>>25412647
you know that if you kill yourself your'e lettinf everyone you hate win.
just saying. maybe this video will help.
i hate my enemies too much to let them win.
>>25412800
My enemies won the day I was born genetically inferior. Also, fighting a losing battle is stupid
>>25412800
forgot video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UwLchPMcVx0
>the current year
>lifting the iron jew
I lost 50lbs last year and ran my first 10k but my life didn't substantially change outside of that. Looking to lose some more weight this year and vastly improve my run times, though. So there's that.
>>25411787
If I had any motivation to do anything I wouldn't be a NEET.
>>25412864
>he doesn't know what calisthenics are
>mfw
>>25412887
You have enough motivation to come here regularly. Many others would scoff at your particular motivation. So explain how come you have enough motivation for browsing this shit.
>>25412506
Why are you posting that handsome chap then?
I'm just learning how to fight to beat up normies on the regular
>>25411787
>That utter lack of gyno
You have no idea how mirin I am.
>>25411800
/thread
fuck
>>25413005
>You have enough motivation to come here regularly. Many others would scoff at your particular motivation. So explain how come you have enough motivation for browsing this shit.
Shitposting is my only hobby.
getting ripped requires motivation and ambition, something NEETs dont have
>>25412506
hehe you're not proving your point with this pic, anon
>>25412724
>wagie here
Sure you are, us NEETs are like this for a reason
>>25412669
Holy shit.
Jaw is weak af but otherwise pretty solid.
I would definitely suck that guy's dick no homo.
>lift at home and get really fit
>still a nervous shut in neet that's afraid to approach women
....at least my muscles look cool in the mirror
>>25411787
>NEETs
>affording anything
>eating well
>having motivation
There's a reason NEETs are either scrawny or fat beta males. Otherwise they wouldn't be dependent on a system now used primarily by worthless rejects.
>Life sucks ass
>practice martial arts
>suddenly life doesn't suck
I'm glad I gave the lift / training meme a shot.
I exercise (calisthenics and running) and eat healthy because I understand that my lifestyle is very sedentary and obviously bad for me. If I stop exercising for a month or so I can feel my back, joints and everything going to shit.
I couldn't give two shits about being ripped, though. Bulking, cutting, supplements, counting calories, lifting, roids for the more pathetically obsessed folks (paying for all these things)...fuck that.
>>25411787
Because it doesn't matter
You think it does, but it doesn't.
>>25412684
This, nobody cares.
oh wow, the reaction I get from people now is uncaring instead of utter disdain, this was totally worth all that time I spent working out.
i want a buff guy to fuck me
>>25413976
Do you, or have you ever had a penis?
>>25413927
I am tall and builtfat. I can fuck you good as long as you're not repulsive. Are you male/female? It doesn't matter to me.
>>25411885
You seem like you shouldn't really be here if you can't understand what he meant
>>25413976
Just like every woman
Fuck off
>>25411787
I've been trying hard every day for the past three months but zero gains.
I'm skinny manlet.
>>25413976
Guys quick everyone respond to this
>>25413998
Why wouldn't I?
Where do you think you are?
>>25414079
Well, cant say I'm surprised.
>>25413481
>used to be 260lb fatass
>cleaned up my diet and began lifting
>slowly gained muscle and lost fat over two years
>beginning to look like a big guy
>bf down to 16%
>complete loser with no life and no friends
>spill spaghetti everywhere when women approach me
> terrible at small talk and flirting
>29yo and still no gf
I fell for the /fit/ meme but I'm still a piece of shit.
JUST
I amazed how so many people find exercising "hard" or "boring". Dude, it's one of the most pleasurable feelings anyone can experience. It should be a motivation in itself. Help me understand, why aren't you getting pleasure from exercise?
>>25414117
They might be doing it wrong; or they might sincerely hate exercise-there are people like that, you know.
Cardio without music can be really boring, especially if you're doing it inside with static scenery.
But lifting weights is so great that you don't need music or a pretty backdrop to have your attention satisfied.
>>25414115
I can't imagine why nogf
>>25414115
>Worrying about women
normie gtfo
>>25414117
Lifting weights is boring as fuck.
exercise machines boring as well.
There's not much fun to be had unless you enjoy the activity itself, which is why you should try doing sports first
>>25414150
Did you not read my post?
I'm a complete autist with no social grace to speak of. Quite frankly, I would have been perfectly happy staying fat but I now exercise out of habit. I can't not go to the gym.
Tried it already. Spent an hour a day at the gym, ate well, and got in reasonably good shape. Then I realized that nothing in my live was changing. I was still me, and I was still unhappy. I kept at it for a few more months and still nothing changed. I thought to myself, "Why am I doing this?". There was no point to exerting myself.
So I ended my gym membership.
>>25414115
I know that feel way to fucking well. If I just grew some balls I could become a normie pretty quick.
>>25411787
>If you're a NEET and have literally all the time in the world, why aren't you getting ripped as fuck?
pic related
>jst lift and beeeeeeeeee yourself brah, we're all gonna make it :)
Plus lifting doesn't cure your social autism. You MIGHT (keyword) look like a Chad, but you're not a Chad, you're a pathetic beta
>>25414324
You started off with wrong expectations of yourself, that you'll magically become a radically different person. But working out can only aid your progress as a person, a powerful aid indeed. But this is where a ton of people misinterpret things and hence all the "just work out bro XD" advice is coming from.
Humans evolved to be smart, not muscular
I don't want to hang out with the chimps from /fit/
>>25414350
you definitely look like you cheated, like a lot
jesus, just look at your ass if anything else
>>25414405
There's literally nothing wrong with 3rd and 5th guys at top row.
>>25414405
he head too big for he got dam body
>>25414350
Happy new year gymbro!
You know what really fucking sucks?
I hate the overt awkwardness and disappointment when a woman realizes I'm not a tyrone. I am quite reserved and have gentle mannerisms contrary to what people assume when they see me. I can practically hear the vaginas drying up as I'm spilling spaghetti.
I want to stop feeling this feel.
>>25414459
>3rd
>nothing wrong
It's a 50 year old midget in a 20 year old's body. That's like saying saggy tits on 20 year old girls are perfectly fine and normal.
>>25414439
>Choosing to be weak
>>25414442
Squats and hip thrust. You know you're mirin my ass muscles.
>>25411787
I've been taking boxing lessons
Now I'm depressed, ottermode, and know how to fight
Great
>>25414497
It's not a choice, it's my genetics
Not like a Neanderthal like you would understand basic genetic theory anyway though
>>25414442
Not that guy, but I know you're referring to steroids.
What exactly do you mean by cheating? Cheating who? Muscles are muscles. What does it matter if you build them in 6 months vs 2 years?
>>25414575
HAES please go
>>>/tumblr/
>>25414577
>actually promoting the destruction of fair play
>>25411787
>tfw deep as fuck pectus excavatum so working out the chest is literally fruitless.
Running makes me feel like im on opiates tho so I do that a lot desu senpai
>>25414475
happy new years bro!
I have the same problem. I'm too shy to approach women and the only ones that approach me are loud party chicks. I'm pretty submissive and quiet so they lose interest.
>>25411787
will you sponsor my supplements/protein sources?
didn't think so
frig off
>>25414626
>fair play
See, this is the nonsense I'm talking about. You are not competing with anyone else, so the concept of fair play is asinine. At the end of the day the only thing that matters is whether you are happy with your body or not.
>>25414601
wagie please, real robots have no interest in getting "swole" as you apes call it
we work on improving our intellect for when the beta uprising wipes you lot out and we need to create a new government for the NEET world order
>>25414626
>implying it takes roids to build a body like mine
All I do is eat, shitpost and lift, it shouldn't be surprising that I've gotten pretty big. I live in a never ending bulk.
>>25414801
Not even vouching for getting swole. Just saying that being a fat sack of shit/skinnyfat is no way to live life. Everyone should try to stay reasonably fit
Unless you have a death wish. Then I understand
Also
>brawn
>brains
>mutually exclusive
The Greeks were wrestling each other in hot homolust and creating the foundations of Western civilization at the same time
>>25411787
so you'd go from a self loathing, lonley, NEET guy who spends his life in his room posting on /r9k/, to:
a self loathing, lonley, NEET guy who spends his life in his room posting on /r9k/
>with abs
>>25411787
If we had the will to improve ourselves we wouldn't be neet, retard
It's insanely repetitive and boring
>>25411787
who is that kind of sort of nice bodied guy
>>25411787
No money to buy food
>>25413206
>>25413023
lol he's 6/10 or lower.
>>25412669
Still ugly with great bod will get you better treatment than just regular ugly
>>25415090
>so you post on /r9k/ and masturbates all day instead
>>25412506
You're picture kinda proofs you wrong...
>>25411787
Because working out is insanely boring
>>25417472
If it wasn't for working out I'd probably be completely insane by now.
One can only shitpost and feel tfw no gf for so long before it gets to you.
>>25414632
I got mine fixed, wasn't worth it. They told me it was so deep that it was gonna cause problems, but I think he was just trying to push me into unnecessary surgery to make more money. Was in the hospital for a week with a tube in my dick with a morphine drip button. I don't even know why they have that fucking button, literally makes no difference when they turn you over. It hurt so bad to breathe deeply, cough, sneeze, or hiccup. Opiates give me hiccups, and I was on a shitload of them, so I was hiccuping constantly. Complete nightmare, never do it.
It looks perfect now, and the doctor was super proud of the result, so he took a picture of it when I came in for my checkup a few months later. No one has ever seen me shirtless, so it made no impact on my life.
Only gays care about muscles.
Average /fit/ meal
I just want facial aesthetic gains. Do I just go on an eternal cut?
Good goy, keep it up. Remember, no one will ever love you unless you have single digit bodyfat percentage and very big muscles. Now go buy gym membership and those supplements.
>>25417694
If only, that actually looks pretty tasty, I could stomach that, but vegetables are icky.
>>25412506
would suck his dick/10
>>25417694
You better not forget your mutant whey!
it wont change it much, trust me. all i got was getting mired on my way to the gym. then it was back to my place to play more videogames and spend lonely nights.
>>25411787
/fit/ here
>Do you have any idea how much better your life will be?
not really
i do feel smugly superior to hamplanets and skinnyfats
>>25417154
It gives mental stimulation.
Exercising gives zero mental stimulation. At best you can listen to music while doing it but then it distracts you from the music too.
>>25411787
>how much better your life would be
I lifted for two years and my life didnt change at all. gym membership shill pls go
>>25417989
>Exercising gives zero mental stimulation
bullshit
>>25411800
>wagecuck literally slaves himself to contiue to buy shit he's been trained to want.
>self descipline
ok wagecuck. You realize NEETS are closer to asceticism than you'll ever be.
>>25411787
Is it possible to bulk up to 220 and cut down to 180-190 by May/June?
I'm currently about 208
You know why, OP?
Because a six pack doesn't cure autism.
You can't get your personality "ripped".
>>25412684
>a lot
>a year with no prior experience
that means jack shit you fat or skinny cunt
It bores me. The only reason I'd want to get fit that justifies doing something I despise so often is to fuck girls - but then /fit/fags tell me I'm doing it for the wrong reasons - that it should be about improving myself. I see no higher meaning in life to work towards. Goals and ambitions do not hold my attention. There is only hedonism. I don't understand how any robot could buy into working out, mediation, any of that shit. Feels like they get very pushy and defensive over it to avoid confronting feelings of wasted time. I know I'm wasting my time doing this all day, but I've ceased caring, which is only possible because of that lack of drive.
feels n stuff
NEET here
I've lifted for 3 years. It doesn't change a single thing.
>>25412616
>having control over your mind is the hardest thing to do in this life.
Could not agree more
I was a chubby slob, then I started lifting and after losing weight it turned out I have a very good face.
Got gf quickly and now I fuck bitches.
I guess it's still genetics, but everybody should give it a try
>>25418991
I must add that never had problem talking to chicks, but I wasn't handsome and thus maybe even creepy.
