>wagies on suicide watch again
wage workers don't wear suits dumbass.
enjoy suicide @ 30 "wizzie"
Work provides perspective to play.
There's a reason why NEETs are never content playing video games. They play through video games within a couple of hours and then search for the next game to play. They play with no enjoyment as they never have time to soak the experience of the game. There's no enjoyment in constant empty pleasure, as it numbs the senses to what pleasure actually is. Just like how masturbating too much makes masturbation become a pleasureless chore, so too is having too much free time.
Work fosters growth for virtue. Virtue is the highest pleasure of all and the greatest good.
So did you go trough with picture related OP?
>>25411546
>"Hey anon, i have some problems with the printer, could you help me out here?"
>>25411849
Sexual harassment, office drama and waiting to be stabbed on the back
It's nice being a NEET, but don't pretend as if you're set for life
You aren't born a woman and you're not willing to become gay and marry a guy, so your days are numbered
Tick tock NEET, mommy and daddy are just around the corner waiting to kick you out
How can you shitpost like this I cannot comprehend
>>25411849
>She can't fix a printer
Red flag tbqh desu
>>25411849
THE TERMS OF MY EMPLOYMENT DO NOT STIPULATE THAT I AM TO PROVIDE TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR OFFICE EQUIPMENT. PLEASE LEAVE ME TO MY WORK OR I WILL CALL MY UNION
>>25411984
>office work
>union
What?
>>25411943
Do gay guys often take care of their boyfriends? I'd be happy cooking/cleaning/having sex with a guy if it meant I didn't have to work or go to college. Would mean I wouldn't have to be alone either. Being taken out on dates and being given affection sounds nice too.
>>25412059
I know a mangaka who lives off of his hubby, so it's a possibility. Although you, presumably, live in the west so be ready for degeneracy. LOTS of it
>>25411782
>2000 thread count sheets
You're just wasting your money at that point.
I have today off because my boss is a human being
>Last week
>Boxing day falls on a Saturday
>Boss decides to give everybody Thursday off as well
>>25412030
Yeah...they're among the most unionized employees around (not that many unions exist at all).
>neets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-XEcD8gRo
>>25412549
Interesting
I've worked several office jobs and never heard any mention of people wanting to unionize
>>25412583
top fucking kekolded
>>25411546
>someone actually spent time making that picture.
>>25412583
outfuckingstanding
>>25412792
It's rare for any workplace to be unionized these days, especially if you aren't a government worker, so you probably wouldn't see it. But it does happen, more so than other workplaces.
>>25413264
Good, I hope not. I fucking hate worker unions
>>25412583
wage slaves need to release their anger sometimes
>>25414254
>this pathetic "comeback"
holy shit
>>25411849
yeah if u succ me
I've been both a NEET and a wagecuck, and I'm telling you they're both equally miserable, soul-crushing existences in their own awful ways.
NEEThood kills any drive or ambition you might have, reducing you to a sluggish blob, doing nothing but wallowing in self-loathing; while wage slavery eats away at your health and sanity day after day, molding you into an autonomous drone with no time for life or any degree of personal enjoyment whose entire existence revolves around your work schedule.
If you weren't born rich you've already lost.
>>25412583
that wagecuck is truly mad. did you notice the NEETs were driving a lexus? silly wagecuck was driving his shitty jeep. kek when will they learn
>>25414363
Speak for yourself, I love being a NEET. It's not my fault you can't enjoy limitless freedom.
>>25411546
ha! jokes on you! it's a holiday and I don't have to work! Three day weekend woohoo!!
>>25414411
>limitless freedom
>limited by the amount of neetbux he receives
Wew, lad
>>25414533
>He's still chasing the Greenback
I could never understand the mind of a wageslave
>>25412583
>MMMMUUUUUH TAXES!!!
>mfw every single time
Why do wagies, white male wagies in particular, fly into a frothing rage about their precious tax money at the slightest provocation?
>>25414544
>NEETs
>Being able to afford Subway
I've never understood this meme.
>>25414544
>>25414544
Probably a lot of things you can never understand. Which is exaclty why you are unemployable
>>25414613
Is the best insult a wageslave can come up with is the notion I will never be able to work?
Wew! I'm so torn up over never being a slave. Let me wipe away my tears
I love these threads cause wagecucks get so assblasted by them
>>25414363
if you were smart enough to neet correctly, you wouldn't have become a wagecuck
>>25414691
>>25414691
Nope. That your lifestyle will forever be limited by what the government tells you you are worth
>the rift comes out in Q1 of 2016
who ready?
I'd rather be a so-called slave than be a self imposed prisoner of my own poverty and mental illness
I spent 7 hours yesterday at work, i loved it, everyone was kind and i got paid and i had a great fucking new years eve with others whilst you fags moped around doing fuck all.
Feel free to tell me im a cuck.
>>25414767
Translation : im a big massive wagecuck faggot
>>25414721
>measuring your worth by jew tokens
never go full retard
if you are not intelligent enough to have fun for free or cheap then it is understandable why you need mr. goldstein to set a schedule for you and give you detailed orders.
we understand. thanks for not killing yourself when we commandeered a portion of your paycheck against your will.
>>25414363
>move out
>get on ssi
>wait a few months
>ye now rich
just be sure to keep it all in ye savings and take out a max of 200.
/r/ing the "Wagecucks HATE him!" pic.
>>25414816
>having to limit your hobbies to whatever is free
Have fun making sand castles in your backyard while I travel the world
>>25414852
they're just jealous senpai
Here in NZ I'm on the benefit, I get $210p/w.
$60 on board and the rest on what ever I want, I had a car but it costs too much money to keep it running. Not the best amount but I can make by with this, only real issue is I can't really get my own place with this kind of money.
Most of my time is spent getting high, shitposting and fapping. It's not the best existence and I want to do something but I'm so jaded and depressed that I can't even be bothered trying. Everybody treats me like I've got special needs and only fat girls want to have sex with me. I doubt getting a haircut and flipping burgers is going to solve any of my problems. I just don't know how to fix my life so I'm just going to be an eternal man child until I get the courage to kill myself.
>>25414890
Free or relatively inexpensive. I can name over 100 things
I can tell you have the small mind of a wagecuck if you can only think of building sandcastles and watching anime
But I understand your type needs to purchase very expensive high potency fun that can be enjoyed in a mere 30 minutes or less due to a lack of free time.
>>25414890
someday travel will be so cheap it will cost less than a happy meal
>>25415082
>I can name over a hundred things
So you are admitting that you are limited in what you are able to enjoy?
I'm sorry to hear that.
Me, on the otherhand, am leaving for Australia next week for 16 days before backpacking through Asia for 2 months. And best of all, I am using PTO so not only does my normal check get deposited every two weeks, but I also have my same position when I come home
But hey, whatever delusions you have to create to keep yourself from becoming an hero is just fine with me
>>25415156
>someday
Good for you, keep that dream alive!
I'm leaving next week for two and a half months :^)
>>25415082
Literally me on the left my brother on the right.
Holy shit.
>>25411546
going back to work on monday. hold me /r9k/
I love these kinds of threads. People living like they're disabled when they're not feeling smug about it is one of the most satisfying things to look down on
You think you're looking down, but and you can't see that down is up
I say keep commandeering those wages. Keep doing it as long as the system is broken enough to allow it. Then when things change and you can't leech anymore, you will live in actual poverty and the 'wagecucks' will at least have a future.
>>25415560
Well, what do we have here? Little fella sought out this cotton field on his own accord.
A fairly common subspecies of Wagius Slavius. Often referred to as the "you just wait" type. The ant to the grasshopper if you will. He harbors mystical beliefs that his years of toil and misery will be pacified at some unspecified point in the future.
The most recognizable characteristics are pettiness and a smug sense of superiority expressed in a tone of condescension.
>>25416610
All that and you didn't say a single thing
>>25416673
>All that and you didn't say a single thing
For me that statement is enough for a positive identification, but I'll run it by a few more expert NEETs in the field to make sure.
>>25416785
Might want to recalibrate, I'm not a wagecuck
>>25411546
I don't get why that man is wearing a suit on a Friday night. unless you work a shit tier job your dont work on weekends. not to mention the average shit tier job usually doesn't make people wear suits
>>25411546
>implying NEET hang out together
Kek for loneliness.
How do neets live without ever pouring their energy into something? Isn't it depressing not ever wanting to accomplish or create anything? I'm not saying being a wage cuck satisfies this, but to be a neet seems to just accept nihilism. You're not really living, you're just doing enough to keep yourself physiologically functional
I'm curious what the definition of a wagecuck is.
Is it someone who works a dead end shit job or is it anyone who works for a living?
Like what if someone works a job that they actually enjoy, make good money and has large room for growth, are they still a wagecuck?
>>25417028
> You're not really living
please stop this
>>25412059
>gay guys often take care of their boyfriends?
I've thought about this prospect before.
-Finding an older "well off" gay guy with a house who wants to take in a younger guy (me) for companionship
-Still get to be a neet, taking care of the house when he's away. Pretty much the same as it is at home.
-Unlike home, I could expect money and presents more often.
-However... he'll come home and will expect sex at the very least, or he could be a kinky type and expect me to dress up or walk around naked
I don't know if I could do that. Sounds like something I could muster if I were incredibly horny, but if I weren't horny I could see myself becoming so disgusted with myself that I would flee. I think the trick to it would be to not think of the gross gay guy himself, think of him as a friendly penis with money that you have to appease.
>>25417028
wageslaves tend to be worse off in this regard.
Are you doing the dreamjob that you've always aspired to? The dream job that fills you with self-worth and feeling like you're making a difference in the world? I doubt it. I'm under the impression that most people are working jobs that they hate entirely out of necessity. The only feelings of pride and self-worth that these normies get is when they get married and have children. They think that just having a stable family unit is all you need out of life.
Me? Though I'm a jobless neet, I, from time to time, contribute various different creative and informational projects. Things that make people stop and say "thank you" in comment boxes. I feel like this does more toward humanity than just raising a family.
>>25417234
you're essentially resigning yourself to a life void of meaning. real fucking edgy man.
>>25417382
Do you happen to be a janitor on 4chin?
>>25417384
meaning is subjective as is worth
If I enjoy doing nothing than it's worth a lot to me.
Also since when has edgy become
>things I don't like
>>25417382
lol ok so you're saying you get enough life gratification from simple thank you comments, right? and you think this does more for humanity than whatever economic prospects having a job has on society? i mean i didn't even mention that portion but you are objectively wrong. wagecucks provide way more to society simply by taxes than your little projects.
i know it is just your impression, and if you're fine with your little contributions to life, then fine, but yet you seem to think you are better than wagecucks and have a need to tell others about it. you are just making a grand generalization assuming the millions of wagecucks don't have their own little subjective version of internet thank you comments to mine self-worth from, while simultaneously believing you're better than them
you just sound like an insecure dick dude
>>25417520
if you believe meaning and worth is subjective then your logic dictates that your life is inherently no different than a wagecuck's
>>25411849
>tfw former NEET tech support and learned how to efficiently deal with the situation and not get flustered
>>25417729
My life is no better than a wagecucks, it has no less meaning either but I simply prefer my life.
It's different to a wagecucks because, surprise, the wagecuck works.
I don't see what your point is.
Can somebody please answer my question about the definition of a neet
>NEET fuck ups trying to make me feel bad for not being a fuck up
I haven't gotten laid in about a year though so I'm still a robot but at least I'm not a loser.
No fuck I meant definition of wagecuck
NEETs make less money than someone working minimum wage for 25 hours a week in the US. $733 is the max if you've got enough work credits for SSDI, otherwise you get SSI, which is usually around 300-500 dollars. Even with $198 in food stamps, that's fucking nothing.
There is no housing support if you're on disability. You can apply for Section 8, but if you're a single male, you can easily be waiting on the list for 3 or more years, and that's no guarantee you're even going to be approved.
You can literally make more money panhandling for a few hours a day.
>inherited 2 million usd and bought stocks
>dont even need to spend it because living sponsored by altria and exxonmobil dividends
wagies and poorfag neets are both pretty miserable
>>25417871
you derive meaning and worth from nothingness
wagecucks derive meaning and worth from work
so
you have no ground to stand on in believing work is any less or better by your own logic since it is all subjective.
believing your's is preferable simply bc your subjective values do not align with their's makes you a hypocrite and prone to breaking your own logic when it doesn't fit your worldview.
if meaning and worth is inherently subjective then i don't see how you can hold this as a value principle in determining a preferable life. maybe the word you are looking for is accommodating
>>25418009
Prove itI refuse to believe your life is as secure as you say but you still come to r9k for shits and giggles
>>25414363
That's the kind of attitude that doesn't lead to financial freedom. Find something you like that has an audience and make something worthwhile for them to buy.
>>25416957
how do you know its friday night in that image? calm your autism anon.
>>25418052
>getting off my comfy chair to prove a point to a jealouscuck
you wouldnt do it either
>>25417993
I'm a NEET at the moment, I get about $920 in SSDI. I got $200 in food stamps when I lived in NY but I haven't applied since I moved.
>>25414363
what an incredibly subjective point of view you have there anon
i've been a neet for a year and a half now and i am absolutely loving it so far. if it were somehow possible to do this forever with my only human contact being 4chan and the cashier at the grocery store i would gladly live this way for the rest of my life.
>>25418039
I never said work is worse or better, I prefer not working. It is preferable to me. Not everyone because not everyone likes the same things.
I never said that people who work are stupid or that work is shit. I just prefer not working. Others prefer not working. Keep on with the baseless accusations though.
> determining a preferable life
I like things over other things,it's not that hard. I just recognise that this worth is something I see and not something that is shared by everyone.
If worth is objective then everyone would like the same things in equal amount, which isn't true.
>if meaning and worth is inherently subjective then i don't see how you can hold this as a value principle in determining a preferable life.
I do what I like, it is preferable to me. Other people don't like what I do, it isn't preferable to them. It really is that simple.
>>25417897
not in education, employment, or training. basically too austistic to do anything.
>>25418311
I meant to say wagecuck, but thank you
>>25418414
according to average bitter r9k neet, wagecuck is anyone who has ambition or desire to leave his comfort zone to get more comfy in the future, even self-employed people are wagecucks.
i personally think only mcslaves are real wagecucks, pseudoslaves whose only purpose is to make more money for someone else at minimum wage
>$920
still below poverty level desu
>>25414816
See >>25411764
>at most you're getting $400-$500 a month
You could barely afford an apartment, let alone food, water, or anything else. And that's in Canada. If you're in america, you barely get a couple hundred.
I'm not saying that being a wageslave is in anyway better. You're doing a shit ton of work to basically be in the same position, but it at least has the potential to lead to something more. It'll lead me to suicide, but at least I can afford a handle of alcohol every week.
>>25418224
If I wasn't full of shit I would.
Don't forget how burden of proof works
>>25418773
If you get SSDI, which you need to have worked a certain number of credit hours to qualify for, it can be up to about $1000, but that's really the best case scenario. Realistically, the average person here is going to get SSI, which means Supplemental(key word here) Security Income. That's typically about 300-500 a month, plus a little less than $200 in food stamps. I guess you could survive if you rented a room in the ghetto, but you'd be living on the razor edge of homelessness. If anything happens to you, you have no emergency fund.
You're better off panhandling, honestly. I knew a kid who would pretend to be homeless, and he'd always have at least $20 in less than a 4 hours of work. You make WAYYYYY more money if you're a girl, but I've never met a woman who was legitimately homeless in my life. You can just get a really desperate guy to take care of you, they've got it fucking made.
>>25419099
>need to work in order to get a comfortable payment from the government
NEETbux requires working. Who would've thunk.
>>25419221
If you're under 24, you MAY qualify for SSDI if you have 6 credit hours in the past 3 years before you applied, which is a little less than 7k.
I know this because I'm applying right now, and my lawyer told me straight up that if you're a single male less than 50, it's going to be extremely difficult to get social security in any form unless you have one arm or something. If you're less than 50 and trying to get neetbux for mental conditions, you're almost certainly fucked, at least in the United States. I've got one involuntary hold and at least 5 voluntary psych ward visits under my belt and 13 years of psychiatric treatment history, and he said it doesn't really make a difference.
>>25419320
Hoky fucking hell.
God, I'm not a tranny but I really wish I was born with a vagina. This ride not only never ends, it's fucking going faster.
>>25419382
>Hoky
Holy shit.
>>25419382
Honestly, at one point I considered pretending to be transgendered just to get a doctor to write a recommendation, but I talked to my lawyer about that too and he told me not to bother. It really doesn't help your case if you're a man. Pretty redpilled guy, he absolutely despised women on SSDI/SSI because every single one would double down by shacking up with some beta, and collect government money at the same time.
Wage slave here, prove to me that I'm actually miserable
>>25419528
you post here
>>25419493
Maybe I could just save up for a gun. It should only take two months.
I don't know how anyone could want to fuck a woman anymore, let alone be in a relationship with them. I mean, it's easy to say no to something you aren't getting, but even still, what the fuck is wrong with people?
>>25419528
The fact you called yourself "slave" is a hint
>>25419617
I don't know. I wish I didn't know any of this, it might have been beneficial to me if I was more mentally stable and attractive, but I'm not. Ignorance wasn't bliss, but it was slightly less painful than knowing the awful truth.
>Wagecuck is at work making ME money so I can buy onaholes and hotpockets
hahahahhaa!!!
>>25411546
NEET's dissgust me
>>25419616
That logic works against you
>>25419617
A lot of men are writing off long term relationships now because they're starting to realize they're unsustainable and don't benefit you in any way. Have you ever truly seen two people in a relationship where the woman contributed equally to the relationship? Hell, I haven't seen anyone in a single relationship where the woman didn't actively drag the guy down.
>>25412583
wagekeks are thieves
jews have taught them well
I fear the day I have to become a wageslave. Working for the man telling me what to do, where to go, how to think. *Shivers*.
Fuck this system. Why do we have to work for green slave points when we could be living in paradise.
>>25420716
You posted The Dude and you should follow his example with life. Try to make due with as little as possible. His idea of a good time is just relaxing in a warm bath and going out bowling with friends, neither of which is very expensive at all.
They don't go over how he made it, but in the film he's a neet faggot who doesn't work yet lives independently and has a social life. He's living the dream, be it by inheritance or gaming the system. Or, who knows, maybe he worked hard early on and set himself up for an early retirement. I've heard stories about single guys being able to retire super early because they didn't have to pay for their wife and children.
Like, /fit/'s very own Scooby "retired" at 50 because he's gay (no children) and learned how to live a frugal lifestyle based around fitness (working out is free)
To call a NEET a leach too society is a offense to leaches worldwide. A leach has to swim and attach itself to its host creature, and after that it have to make an effort to siphon the blood.
A NEET is more like a tape worm. Its born inside its host and doesn't do anything but grow and consume, just like the NEET, who never produces anything of value. And just like any parasite it's detrimental to its victim, in this case society and family. Most NEETs does not want to acknowledge this, since the burden would be just to heavy. NEETs rather live in their of world, where those who actually do something with their life, those who allow the NEETs lifestyle in the first place are the true losers.
>>25421272
wagie, pls
>>25421189
That would be my dream anon.
To live like the dude. Go with the flow and never be outrageous.
Better than those goddam nihilist who don't believe in anything that just fuck people's shit up.
I work Monday-Thursday (10 hours each day), then I get 3 days off. In those 4 days of work, I make more money than you NEET scum make in a month. How does it feel to have to save up your autism bux for months to make a big purchase?
>>25418301
You're using a moot point in determining your preferance though. Don't you see how baseless an existence that is if you can't even define a value to the things you like? You say you like what you like but then you retreat from the responsibility of valuing what you like. Logically speaking you anon seem pathetic.
>>25411598
Lolwut? I guarantee the overwhelming majority of suit wearers, like 90%+ wear suits as a wagie. The rest are still wagies just going to an event like a wedding or something. Suits are nice but it's a pretty sure giveaway that the person wearing is a wageslave.
I'm curious though. What do you think suitkeks are? They aren't wearing it as pajamas or gymwear. Maybe it's cosplaying but that's highly unlikely.
>>25418773
You get free housing(section 8), food(ebt,and a shit load, enough for chips and cakes and other frivolities), and insurance(what we burgers call healthcare), at least in America. Even if you never worked a day in your life you get around $750/mo for just spending money in ssdi. That's a fucking ton in America where cost of living is nothing. I can get an apartment midtown with water, power, cable, and internet for $780. If I move downtown it's a couple hundred dollars cheaper, and if I just rent a bedroom from a stoner buddy in one of the surrounding neighborhoods about 10 minutes from downtown it's all that for only $250. Contain your 3rd world jealousy. Amerineets have life on easy mode. I'm in the top 25% richest in the entire world just by collecting neetbux, and that's pure cash only. I'm probably top 15% if we include the health, food, and housing which is free.
>>25421272
ur wrong, here's why.
Neet's doesn't want to live in the world of jews.
>just like the NEET, who never produces anything of value
Tell me what real value does Mcflipper job have, or any other nonsense job out there, like producing useless shits which are told to normies that they NEED them etc.
I never knew NEETboy was actually this upset!
Anyone who needs to post bait threads day after day is obviously very unhappy. But this thread was very revealing. OP is unemployable and hates himself.
>>25422832
>neet hates jews
huge generalization. there are probably a number jews in the neet community.
>real value
define your value principle
>>25421615
>big purchases
Lel, like what? Everything is free. Music? I download it. Vidya? I download it. Movie? I download itit. Book? I download it, or worst case scenario I do an interlibrary loan. Sex? I already bought a small collection of fleshlight and onaholes, lube is like $2/tube. I can find that much in a parkin lot. What big purchases are left? Food is dirt cheap. I eat a ribeye once or twice a week, do pizza one night, burgers and fries, pasta another, then stir fry or some kind of soup the rest with sandwiches or leftovers for lunch.
I homebrew so beer and wine is nothing. I do all grain brews at about $40 for fucking topshelf 5 gallons of beer. Wine is about $80 for gran cru and apellate terror shit, or $60 for 5 gallons of superior new world grapes. Cider is $15 gallons of 8% soured apfelwein. 3 big ass tanks of co2, n2, and co2 and n2 mixed is under $50 since I own my own gas tanks. If I want vodka I just make sugar wine with a big spoon of molasses as nutrients and distill it to around 85 to 95% pure etoh. I guess big purchases like a hard drive at $90/2tb or maybe a new homebrew toy $1 to $400 could be considered big purchases if you don't have much financial sense, but it hardly seems like a big purchase to me.
You might make more money, but you also have less time and nothing to show for it. Watch out, here comes Mr woneymoney bags. Is that two(2!!) boxes of twinkies in his cart!?!
>>25422984
>projecting this hard
Wew lad, we just want to laff at the morons who actually work for a living. I make nigger threads too. You don't think I actually envy the drug addicts with aids and prison sentences and ugly bodies do you? Wagies and niggers are like entertainment to us neets. Your lives are a joke. Be happy at least someone is laughing. It means your kind aren't completely pointless.
>>25423276
>Wew lad, we just want to laff at the morons who actually work for a living
>>25423314
Now you get it. This is 4chan though. We prefer to use cute little girls from Chinese girl cartoons to represent our feelings, like so.
You can save some of the ones frequently posted here or just Google laughing anime girl.
>>25423193
This. I can understand if you're working in order to become NEET. But working on it's own is pretty pathetic
>>25421189
Don't forget drinking White Russians
>>25423193
not that guy, but what are you trying to do with your life anon? just be beta forever? you buy fleshlights so you obviously have a need for sex. why don't you try having actual sex? you want sex as evident by you spending your limited funds on sex imitations, so why not pursue real sex?
>>25423524
Not him but what does it even mean to 'do something with your life'?
>>25423706
there can be multiple definitions anon. what it means should be defined by yourself, yet i do not think most NEETs can actually accomplish this successfully.
NEETs do not have the conviction to set terms for their lives. they wake and do as the world pleases while believing they are doing as they themselves please. it is a scary thought to have values that define your existence. it is much easier to choose otherwise and let the world decide for you, such is the NEET life.
>>25417949
>I haven't gotten laid in about a year though
>so I'm still a robot
I really hope that this is bait
>>25423524
Beta is something else, the neet is gamma.
I am doing more with a single day of my life than the wagie does with its entire lifetime.
Everyone but mentally ill tumblr snowflakes need sex, it's a basic human need. I don't want 'actual sex' because I've done a cost benefit analysis. Run the numbers and you're either mad at math or retarded if you think with another human is worth it.
And what do you mean limited funds? My dick isn't a chainsaw, my cum isn't sulfuric acid. Fleshlights last for decades with even a minimum of care(far less care than your typical diseased nonvirgin roasty slut requires). The cost per cum is very low. $50 for a fleshlight on promotional sale, let's be conservative and say 5 cums a week. In one year you're under $1/load. After a decade you're under $0.1,and that's not even taking inflation into account. Most neets have more vitality and libido due to their fine tuned diet and rigorous training protocol, so even 10 cums a week isn't difficult.
>>25423921
Failed normies are jelly of our enlightenment. Reddit incels as well. They see our superiority and how we eschew sex with roasties and think that by pretending to turn down sex even though they can't get it in the first place makes them a robot. It's fucking disgusting, but it's all they have going for them so I just let them delude themselves.
>>25424029
lol you're too much bro. let's have a drink some time
>>25422591
i think he's referring to the fact that if you wear a suit, you're probably paid a salary, not a wage. wagecucks are paid hourly and clock in and out of work, while as a salary man I can dip out at 3:30 PM and my pay check is unaffected.
>tfw quit target
>now I work at a big hardware retail store
It really isn't so bad tbqh, this job pays more but it needs alot of training
>tfw work with poeple who have no fiter and make dirty jokes
This may go well for me, hell better than pushing carts all fucking day
>>25411782
honestly this. my job gave me the week between christmas and new years off so I've been living the NEET life the past few days and I'm kind of looking forward to going back.
I can play vidya for maybe five or six hours straight and then I'm usually hungry with a headache and can't get the motivation to start back again til the following day. Vidya is ALWAYS the most enjoyable when you're doing it knowing you should be doing something else at the time, like working on a presentation for work or just while knowing that you should have gone to sleep two hours ago.
Also my dick is raw from jerking off so much.
>>25424029
>I don't want 'actual sex' because I've done a cost benefit analysis. Run the numbers and you're either mad at math or retarded if you think with another human is worth it
Wow. If autism could be converted into energy, you by yourself could power the fucking space shuttle.
>>25422591
Idk I really enjoy cosplaying wageslaves in order to understand the pain of wearing a cheap suit (of course daddy would only allow Armani in our house) and a general existential study of their suffering.
kek
so much wageslave butthurt
gdoing god jobs neets
>>25411546
Am I the only wageslave that finds these threads hilarious? It makes the obviously shitty experience a little funny when you laugh at it
Wagecucks and NEETs need to get along, their woes are shared. Working too hard and not working at all both make people unhappy.
>>25424241
I do enjoy drinks. I have a vanilla porter finishing up in the next week. I can't wait to get that bitch on tap.
>>25424574
I know le outer space is the stereotypical autists thing but I'm more interested in terrestrial affairs. I'd rather power a still or design a water filtration and purification system for a rainwater collection system for a cistern.
That's right, I'm one of those homestead guys/cowboy hat tipping gentleman farmer. This is more a mental exercise though. My beer and wine is made with the finest water straight from the water table. I can distill and remineralize if I want super autismal control, but I like my water and feel it gives my drinks character so I usually just go straight from the well to carboy.
>>25424698
This guy gets it. Acceptance is the answer to all your problems if you aren't willing or able to fix them. I wagekek too, it sucks but I have the spirit of a neet and have an exit strategy.
Why am I not neet? Not enough money. How much do I need to get everything thing I want and live like a king? $20k is enough to have a lot of disposable income and eat like a king. Let's add 10% for the hell of it, so 22k. My lifespan should be 75 years, since I'm not retarded or fat well say 80. Subtract my age from 80 and multiply by 22k gets us at $1.7m. Aw geez, that sounds like a lot, I don't think I have that kind of room under my mattress. Let's put it in mutual funds. But wait, mutual funds are a guaranteed 8 to 12 growth over the long term. I bet it's possible to live on capital gains alone. What does the trinity study say? Money will last forever and ever and newer run out if you withdraw 4% a year. Weird since 4% is less than 10%, but one year isn't forever so I guess the market has downturns occasionally. So 4%? We multiply 22k by 25 to get my 4% a year, so I need $550k to retire and live like a king. This is doable. I make 60k, am debt free, and spend 30k, I will be retired in 18 years using the bank of mattress, probably 12 or so if investing. Easy peasy, I'm not neet yet, but until then I can role play in ticktock threads.
>>25411782
>6 hours of sleep
>refreshed and invigorated
lmfao
>>25427099
But that's not true. Neets are happy because they don't work. They can use their valuable time for actually productive pursuits like the arts, sciences, and philosophy.
>>25411598
Do 100% commission jobs count as wageslavery or are they even worse? Either way, gotta suit up.
>>25427493
If you aren't financially independent you're a wageslave. Financial independence means not having to work to make a living.
>NEETs taking pleasure in the misery of others
I don't buy it. I think these threads are normies riling up other normies.
>>25427438
Let me explain it another way. Imagine being a sled dog, being forced to pull for hours each day in order to receive a meager meal from your master. You wake up and go to sleep each day wanting to die.
Now imagine being this comfy fellow. He has no need to wake up early and run like a slave for his boss. He has the freedom to live his life as he sees fit; today he will sniff a tree and nap in a sunbeam, but who knows? Maybe he will enjoy a patrician bone provided by the back-breaking labor of his slave kin
>>25427650
Yeah, I'm meet and i don't see why id want others to suffer. Tbh only normies are vindictive enough to make a campaign of this to hurt other normies. Emotional vampires. Also normies like to attack weaker targets because they're too cowardly to seek fairer wage from their boss\too sly to work together so intead direct that ire to a class of people worse off. Good job lads.
NEET here. I use my free time for:
writing (finishing my first novel)
reading (East of Eden for the second time)
working out (I look and feel better than I have in my entire life)
Sure, I have my moments of lethargy, but on the whole, not working has afforded me the time and energy to better myself day after day, and to explore more of life's beauty and nuance. I've spent many years working as well, and it's always been a hindrance. I know that some people enjoy their jobs, and their work is their passion, but for many people it's just way to earn a living. But what's a living when so much of your life is spent doing something that crushes your spirit and limits your potential?
>>25427617
>Financial independence means not having to work for a living
Please let this be bait. NEETS cannot (in most cases) and/or flat out refuse to (in the rest of them) do anything to support themselves; they suck on the government's teat.
While it tends to be filled with less than pleasant activities, working people actually do something to support themsel es: they exchange goods or services for pay. If they're decent at what they do, they can go from one job to another if they're dissatisfied. NEETS, largely stuck in mummy's basement, do not usually have this option in case somrthing goes wrong with their ill-gained Autismbux.
Short version:
>NEETcucks are far less financially independent than working people are.
>>25414363
The only way out is loving out in the middle of the woods becoming a poet/artist, family, let me tell you: I've spent the last 4 years of my life working up to earning my degree in Ancient Greel from studying Classics. As my father isn't the most wealthy around, I've resorted to wage-cuckery to earn my degree.
I love the subject and am completely enthused by it, but unfortunately, I can't hold out for much longer. Stress has taken its toll upon my body, and with no grant money in sight, it appears that my life-long dream of becoming an academic is falling apart; I just can't balance myself too much more without offing myself.
That said, the subject is my one and only true happiness; like everyone else on this board, I have had no luck with women whatsoever; also, my interests outside the humanities equate to nothing at all.
Once I earn my Master's, (fortunately I'm able to graduate early), I am going to accumulate as many funds as possible in order to buy a plot of land in the middle of nowhere. There, I shall build modest accommodations, do whatever I need to live, and spend the rest of my time writing and studying.
For what purpose? For the ultimate route of escapism: to cut ties with society from myself forever. If I have to endure the soul-crushing work that fits modern society for the rest of my life, I'll gladly terminate it. It feels like this will be the only way I'll find a nugget of truth, and truly hold ubiquitous joy.
I'm about to apply for autismbux this week. Wish me luck, robots. any advice?
>>25428272
What country? This is important
>>25428172
I'm set financially because of my parents. I can be a NEET forever and never see a dime of NEETbux.
Sorry wagecuck. Some of us are just born into a life of freedom and wealth while cucks like you have to work. Chop chop! Back to work slave!
>>25414411
>Limitless freedom
MOOMMMYYY WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 20 MINUTES! I'M DYING OF STARVATION I HATE YOU
>>25414816
>>measuring your worth by jew tokens
maybe we should cut off the supply of free 'jew tokens' to those who don't appreciate them
>>25424029
No, unless the NEET you're talking about is a writer or something, he is usually an omega, not a gamma.
>>25428202
that's sounds great and all, but how would you afford food, internet etc?
>>25425613
And then the next day he died in a car crash.
>>25428329
>I'm set financially because of my parents. I can be a NEET forever and never see a dime of NEETbux.
Shit nigga. I'm so jelly you don't even know.
>>25428293
America. CA to be more specific.
I've been diagnosed with bipolar type 2 and i'm considering saying i'm agoraphobic as well because some anon said he makes more neetbux by having two disabilities.
I legit FEEL disabled. I've always sucked at the jobs i've held. my management hated me. I want to work on myself before I go back into the work force 2bh
>>25428555
For food, probably subsistence farming and/or hunting.
As for internet, I think that's something I can do without; the Internet has mainly only provided a means of escapism from work anyway. This shouldn't be necessary out indawoods.
Going completely without technology? No way. I'll try and get some shit together to build a wind turbine and some infrastructure, that way I can occasionally listen to music and read by light. (I have little interest in using candles).
>>25428694
>wind turbine
I think solar panels + deep cycle batteries generally work better, but I'm not sure.
But anyways godspeed I hope that works out for you. I am doing something similar actually, going to camp in a National Forest for about 6 months, mostly just to woodshed on guitar and read. I really like the way you put how you feel about the Classics, I can relate with music.
>>25412583
lol, nobody noticed the druggie?
>>25427174
It's enough for many adults. Not everybody needs 8 hours of sleep, especially after they stop being teens.
I think sleeping less than 6 (or maybe 5) hours per night on the regular can be bad for you though. However, sleeping too long seems to have similar effects as not sleeping enough.
My dad used to go to bed around 10p.m. and wake up at 4a.m. even though he could well have slept another 2+ hours had he wanted to.
>quit job at walmart
>get a new job at a museum
>only work once or twice a week
>basically unemployed
>can still pay rent
It's like I'm a NEET without being a NEET.
>>25411943
i have a fund set in my name and been living off that as parents are gone
I live as a neet but the infopic doesnt really apply to me
exercise regularly play lots of sports with different groups of friends. I guess i do play lots of videogames and read though
not sure how life would be like if i had to think about money/work
I wish i could live 2 lives one where i worked to see what it was like
>>25411546
Thisis true of wagies.
>>25422832
>>neet hates the Jews
Lol. Without the Jews and others on the left, there would be no neetbucks other than mummy's purse.
>>25411782
you forgot drugs OP
NEETlife = being as inebriated as you want on what you want all day long because there are no consequences for behaving out of step
>>25428172
They are supporting themselves. They get all the money they need without having to work. This is financial independence. They do not work because they have enough money they have no need for it. Anything they do is just extra pocket change to waste on stupid shit. I for example write books on diet. The subject is a passion of mine. I charge a paltry $2 or $3 per book but I get as much satisfaction from knowing my writing helps retards learn what macros are more than a couple hundred dollars each week. It adds up though, especially since I'm financially independent. I can't really invest since I'm on ssdi so I buy lots of gifts. At first I blew it on stupid shit, but things have never made me happy. I have a home gym, a laptop, a server, and a projector. Anything else is of little good to me. I'm a firm believer in quality goods so I usually gift things that are utilitarian and teach wagies neet lessons. A quality set of knives and sharpening stone, fancy soaps, good linens and towels, it's the little things like that that make the difference between getting by and living in luxury.
Your post comes off as incredibly angry. If the neet wanted to work he is more than capable of itit, more so than the wagie who never developed any real skills or abilities. It's just that when you don't have to waste your life away on stupid baubles you gain an appreciation of life. We're far more likely to volunteer than chain ourselves down to a desk or Register for Mr Goldsteinberg.
>>25428518
Are you projecting or is this a defense mechanism? The neet is undoubtedly gamma, even the image you posted strongly supports this, so you kind of shot yourself in tthe dick here.
>>25411546
Nah, actually I'm on vacation. I'm taking a couple weeks to go snowboarding and snowshoeing in Vermont. Should be pretty chill. I'll probably have more fun than NEETS will get from 100 days of sitting in front of the computer all day.
>>25431155
Drugs are expensive though. Can't afford that on GBP or neetbux.
>>25431935
True I guess, except that literally never happens. It's the wagie who does nothing but sit in front of a computer screen for daysdays on end. That's real neat you're on vacation though. You get money, but you aren't working. You know what we call that? Every day. It's just a day to us. Remember to get plenty of rest, you want to hit the ground running when you get back in the rat race.
Tick tock, cucky.
It's about time I get up. I'm making a delicious breakfast of protein crepes and smoothie(58g protein in the crepes alone, total calories for this meal is 1300). After that I'll lift, read for a while, then once my food has had time to digest I'll probably go for a quick run, 5 miles or so, then I'll write a while, play a bit of vidya, then sleep. I still need to recover from my new years celebration. My family and I went down to the lake house. I design and build explosives, it's a fascinating hobby. I keep it small at the moment with 2" shells, but will one day expand into larger ones. I'm part of a pyrotechnics group. What's your hobby? Go snowboarding once a year? Sounds pretty lame. Try kayaking. There's a serene trip around the reservoir, or guy out and try the white water if you want some excitement. When I want a little extra money I'll do adventure guides. I take cucks like you, charge a couple hundred dollars, and we play follow the leader. We do a meal my the campfire, I share a little of the local lore, and call it done. It's kind of funny normies pay me to let them do what I enjoy everyday, but they wouldn't be wagies if they had any sense.
>>25431948
Drugs are cheap. What the hell are you smoking?(haha, it's a pun, I'asking either what are you smoking that's made you stupid enough to think drugs are expensive, or what are you smoking that costs so much).
But seriously, poor people do drugs all the time. It's a very cheap hobby. Weed costs nothing, rcs cost per dose is just a few cents, and if you just have to have nigger tier shit like crack you can get cheaper and higher quality stuff online. You have no one but yourself to blame if you're buying one rock at a time for $300.
>>25411820
lmao i remember this. how time flies.
the band was death grips, right?
I'm wondering, is everybody with a job a wage cuck or only guys that have soul crushing jobs that they hate, that pay badly etc.?
>>25432558
the latterbic0s09fonhfgfggrwspogfkmv
>>25432558
I would say the latter, but that's basically 99.9% of people who have a job.
I'd rather have a good job than be a NEET, but I'm not capable of it, and I far prefer being NEET to working a job I hate.
>>25414363
Absolutely agreed man. This is probably too late in the thread for you to see but what you said rings all too true for most of us.
It's funny, the people disagreeing with you are the lucky ones. Ever see those posts of people saying "oh yeah, I work security, all I do is lurk 4chan and play vidya for eight hours and I get paid for it too!" They likely don't understand how incredibly, immensely lucky they are. Fast food and retail jobs are incredibly stressful to the point that most robots end up breaking down and suddenly quitting after six months.
All the robots with work-from-home jobs, on disability, or working comfy security jobs have no clue how immensely fortunate they are. For most of us, we're either suffering as a customer service wageslave, or suffering as a poor neetslave.
>scholarship
>going to easy ass classes for free and getting paid to do it
>don't even have to work but still help my parents because I'm a good son
>have enough daily distraction to not feel like a completely useless NEET, but enough free time and energy to not be a pitiful wageslave
>when I need extra money I help fix and maintain my neighbors and friends computers
>>25415082
Okay friend, let's hear what you do for fun.I mean besides watching Chink cartoons, watching MLP, masturbating and posting on 4chin.
>>25411598
Salary workers are still wage slaves. A salary is still a wage.
>>25423193
>Housing
>Utilities
>Social Life
>Hygiene Products
>Transportation costs
>Clothing
Among other things.
Not everyone is a 30 year old social reject literally living in his parents' basement.
But don't worry, it's understandable that you wouldn't know about those thing since your mommy takes care of those big scary bills.
>>25432939
But all these things are paid for by the state lmao.
>>25432965
Congrats on living in section ape housing.
Say hi to Tyrone and Jamal for me.
>In b4 "I live in a million dollar house in a great neighborhood all paid for by the state."
>>25411546
Come at me you disgusting piece of stained cjm pants
>>25433006
It's called living in an actual white country lmao
>>25411598
AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>25411782
>muh false choice fallacy tho
Implying there are only two options, wage slavery and boredom.
>>25433026
>Implying white trash is any different than niggers.
Say hi to Jim Bob and Cletus for me.
>>25432965
Your fucking retarded. The state doesnt write out 1000/mo checks for people with asbergers. Its hard enough to get qualified for those funds if you are legitimately retarded.
Basically, if you are a neet who gets those neetbux from papa goverbment, you are literally a retarded person and shouldnt be bragging about anything lmao
I quit my job and started a delivery service for restaurants, looking for drivers!
>>25412527
he can afford to :^)
>>25433103
Why would I socialize with my neigbhors?
>>25412583
>averagewageposter.avi
>talking the b8 every time
These threads never cease to amaze
>>25411764
>>25411782
>>25411820
>>25412544
>>25412583
>>25414458
>>25414533
>>25414606
>>25414721
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>>25415233
Check these wagies getting ragie.
>>25411546
That feel when:
>worked for a few years in a good job
>be late 20's
>saved a good amount of money
>decdie that I don't wana work for the year of 2016
>basically doing the neet meme
>moveing back into my parents house, buying a new gaming PC and moving back into my cosy bedroom
>have 40,000 yoyos in the bank savings so going to use about 5k of that in my neet year.
It's gona be sweet famstain. It's only day 2 and its so cosy. I'm don't even feel like a pathetic loser either (i.e normal neet) as I'm using some of my saved money to live off, might on a holiday in the summer. Going to do a few projects but mostly play games on PC and shitpost and eat shit food
Might learn the piano or something.
Yes, I know its only a year but I will then decide if I wana contiune or go back and there is no pressure for a whole year of anyone.
Such a good feels to he honest with u
>>25433275
Hey, NEET friend, you hear that sound?
Hey, there it is again? Sounds like someone's crying?
Oh, what's that? Oh, that's just the sound of your mom crying in the next room over because her 30 year old unemployed son is a disgrace to the family? Sorry to hear about that, but hey, at least you must have gotten used to it since it's a daily occurrence.
Well, have a nice day, friend.
>>25433392
This wagie on particular is hurt, mad and upset and being BTFO by NEETs, by me, and by life.
>hurt
>mad
>upset
>>25433026
>mfw NEET
>mfw living in a town where the average salary is 90k
>Went from living in the cushiest homeless shelter imaginable to a private 1br apartment
>Olympic style running track and football field within walking distance
>Million dollar houses
>2 grocery stores
>bux, on my way to getting disability
>mfw I am the king NEET
>>25433482
Where? I live in North Chicago suburbs, rich af, and my parents aren't that rich but the library here is massive and theres good food in all the trash cans and since everyone has a car I feel like i get the sidewalks all to myself.
This has been the best wagecuck thread in a while. All these tears from RAGIE WAGIES.
He there little wagie
Stuck there in your cagy
Don't be getting ragie
When I'm doing what I want and living pressure free and have time to learn the guitar and shit
>>25433353
Why not do a working holiday visa instead?
Teach English a few hours a week and fuck some Japanese pussy.
>>25433514
> good food in all the trash cans
made me kek
>>25433429
Don't worry friend, your mom has to sleep at some point, so the crying will stop soon.
In fact, I can't hear it anymore. What's that, I think she's on the phone with one of her best friends. Let me see if I can make it out for you (since I know you're too busy watching Chink cartoons to listen).
Hmmm, it was tough but I think I caught a few pieces of the conversation:
>Wow, Billy just graduated from med school and is working at the hospital? That's great, too bad my son isn't anything like him.
>It just hurts me so much that I had a son like him. I wanted grandchildren by this point, but instead I got a 30 year old boy. Where did I go wrong?
>I should have just aborted him.
>I think I'm going to kick him out this year. Enough is enough.
Ouch, talk about harsh. Oh well, good luck with that, friend. I won't distract you anymore...go back to your Chink cartoons.
I guarantee 90% of the "NEET" wagie ragie posters here are just self-employeds like myself fucking around during the day.
Claiming being a NEET is good
http://youtu.be/2AlLSxG4vTw
Not even once
>>25432558
>>25432572
>>25432589
These two are retards, ignore them. Everyone who has a job and isn't financially independent is a wagecuck. Wagecuck means wageslave. Anyone who isn't financially independent, meaning they have enough money to never need the money from their job is a wagecuck. Even doctors doing what they love and making $300k/yr are wagecucks if they are wagecucks. How much you make or enjoy, or how prestigious the job is it's still wagecucking if you are using the money you get from it.
>>25433613
>this wagie literally cannot recover from being BTFO
>>25432633
No, he is definitely a very stupid person who couldn't be more wrong. He was never neet, just a stupid worthless faggot. He had no ambition, truly the very definition of subhuman, that's why he struggled to be a neet. He is a natural slave who needs to be told ewery little thing to do. Neets have agency and self determination. If you think there is anything bad about being neet then you are incapable of being neet, it's sour grapes.
>>25411546
To all those NEETS: why don't you just take advantage of your robotness and the lack of any social life anyway and just make money. Wagecucking is literally the best option for robots. Normies are butthurt because in order to make some money they have to sacrifice their valueble social lives while robots don't have this problem. Just find a robot-friendly job and go wagecucking and in couple years you'll laguh at all those stupid normies with their 30y loans. At least that's my approach
>>25432939
>he considers toilet paper a big expense he has no save up for
Fucking lol, no wonder noone takes you cucks seriously.
>>25433709
Yeah, noone really responds to the self-employment posts in these threads because it's really the best of both worlds. I've been working/making money all morning (although I wake up whenever I feel like it), while drinking champagne in my pajamas.
>>25433555
Might do, want at least four months though pressure free where I can just relax everyday play games. Then if I'm bored I'll do something like that.
Nice trips also
>>25433653
Nah m8, there is a certain point where it becomes worthwhile.
I'd say when you have little or no forward progress potential you are a wagecuck, but a cushy high paid job is definitely not cucked
>>25433709
Neet time is too valuable to waste on a job. Social interaction? Are you fucking joking? That's worthless compared to what a neet does. Wagies should work because they are useless people who's time isn't worth anything. Neets are real people though and have better things to do than work.
>wagies getting ragie over a meme
Top keking for sure
Neets done exist, its just a new like the gay meme.
The fact people actually believe someone could be that autistic to be a "neet" is hilarious to be honest family
>>25433723
>All your monthly expenses are cheap like toilet paper.
You better just go away. The grown ups are talking, NEETie. You probably wouldn't understand all the big and scary financial obligations an adult has to face since yours are magically taken care of.
>>25433803
I knew a guy who got a somewhat sizeable "crazy check" (as he called it) from the government every month. On the other hand, he didn't have running water in his house.
>>25433766
I never said it wasn't worthwhile, maybe they are cucking to retire early. Wagecucking is a way to financial independence, but it's still wagecucking until it isn't. A cushy high paying job is by definition, wagecucking. It's no less cucked than flipping burgers. Either you're financially independent or you aren't. The pay or cushiness makes no difference.
>>25433803
You're stupid if you think NEETs don't exist.
They do, they're just usually literal basement-dwellers living with their parents. Nothing like it's portrayed in these troll threads.
>>25433805
Toilet paper isn't a big expense. It isn't to me at least. Your post said you don't have to save up for big purchases. I asked for an example because I couldn't think of anything I would need to save up for, and you mentioned fucking toilet paper and toothpaste as what's raping your bank account that requires you to work for hours save up to buy.
>>25411782
You know I never noticed this until now
>5 am comes quickly to the Wageslaves job
>>25433857
Glorious neets - don't exist, meme
Basement dweller's - exist unfortunately not a meme. These people do exist lelz
>>25433783
I don't know but last summer I was wagecucking abroad (eastern yuropoor here) and it felt better than being a neet, making money is really pleasurable and at least you feel productive and working over hours gives you this nice feeling of excuse for not doing anything normie-like with your life. but for each their own i guess
>>25427174
6 is fine if you fall asleep and wake up at the same time everyday. With a circadian rhythm, more REM accompanies the sleep cycle, and you'll feel more refreshed that someone who gets 8-10 hours on a sleep schedule with no rhythm.
>>25433942
>Glorious neets - don't exist, meme
False, its called being "funemployed." Its for rich kids, theyre all over social media, as a poor NEET I envy them
>>25417028
i pour myself onto my hobbies, srudies, philosophy and save up my neetbucks from time to time to travel around.
which is more than you can hope to do wagie
>>25433874
I said hygiene products, you dumb NEET. That includes things like deordorant, conditioner, shampoo, soap, handwash, and other essentials. And those can get pretty expensive if you don't buy the cheap 99 cent store shit.
But that of course only matters to us that need to shower everyday and keep up a good appearance. As a NEET, that probably doesn't describe you.
>>25433942
There's two types of NEETs in real life.
The high majority are the basement-dwellers who spend their lives posting on 4chan, watching Chink shit and masturbating before committing suicide in their 30s or 40s.
Then there's a minority who are trust fund babies who are able to live normie lives without having the burden of needing to work.
Of the NEETs who post on 4chan, I'd estimate 95+% of them fall into the first category.
Keep working harder, wagie. :)
The more you make, the more I get every month due to increased taxes. :)
Me and my 'disability' prevent me from working, as I have Asperger's Syndrome and can't communicate. So the more you make, the more I get to sleep in, anime, 4chan, steam, everything you do, but infinitely more of. :)
Thank you, keep those monies rolling in, I need it! :)
this thread is a fucking warzone
>>25434081
Stay ragie, wagie. And, as always
Another day, another dollar
NEETS literally on suicide watch
>>25434110
Being able to communicate > getting NEETbux
>>25434110
>gets 300$ per month
>>25434110
Good for you, I guess.
I'd still rather not be a retard than to get a free few hundred dollars a month.
>>25433429
Not addressing the topic- the post
I'd go NEET, but I wouldn't be able to stand the lack of sex. Love that sex!
>>25414568
at least people in america are aware of the taxes they pay while yooropeeans think that healthcare and school is for free.
>>25434276
Disability is a lot more than that pleb.
>>25434496
show us a timestamped pic of all these neetmonies then faggot
>>25434496
Oh sorry, 600$, since you live with mommy.
>>25434029
They don't get expensive thoughthough. Have you not learned how to budget yet? You've got serious problems if you're taking out a mortgage to buy a bottle of shampoo.
I'm not sure where you get the bullshit about keeping up appearances. Is that the only reason you bathe? So your neighbors don't find out you're a slob? I don't understand this mindset, but then again I'm a neetgod, I'll never understand the inner workings of the lowly wagecucks. I shower before bed, and after my morning training session. I don't need all that frilly nancy boy shit like makeup and conditioner. I wear my hair short, a buzzcut for timeless masculine elegance. I shave using a superior safety razor, replacement doubdouble edged razors are like $0.1 each for my preferred brand, feather. I use Neutrogena grapefruit facewash to wash my face and as a shaving cream, it's $6 a bottle. After that is just a bodywash and then I rub on coconut oil, almond oil, or jojoba, they last a long time, and it's only about $25. They each have slight differences so I keep all three on stock. I've yet to need to rob a bank for such extravagance. Deodorant couldn't be simpler. When you're a neet you don't really ever smell. I use pure potassium alum instead of bullshit commercial deodorant with perfumes and carcinogenic bullshit. Potassium alum is a carcinogen but at least it's pure, you're shitty Walmart deodorant probably has multiple ingredients.
You're really not making a strong case. What bathroom products are you selling you organs to afford? I can guarantee you're overpaying if your hygiene products exceed $5000 a month.
>>25434411
>mfw been a NEET for 3 months
>mfw still getting a fine, fat ass to fuck on the regular
Just don't look like a NEET and you're good. I.e. look presentable, have some savings to keep a vehicle running, don't act too poor and you're good to go.
>>25434387
Wagie getting ragie the post
>>25434081
There's two kind of wagies, the deluded retards that make up ridiculous scenarios where neetgods aren't self actualized beings of perfection incarnate, and the wagies who finally find sweet release dying on the job for their masters.
>>25434522
Why are wageslaves so angry? Is your vacation time over?
>>25434234
That's unemployment, neets don't want to work. You literally posted an article describing how retards wagecucks are they sudoku when they can't find someone to micromanage their lives.
