>2000 is to 2016 as 1984 was to 2000
>>25411195
>was born in 1984
>in four more years I will be a double 18 year old
>2 x 18
>mfw 2006 was 10 years ago
>mfw we're relatively close to 2020
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>Super Mario World was released closer to the moon landing than the present
>>25411220
Damn
i love these threads tho
>tfw will die soon
Just fucking shoot me OP. I can't keep up anymore.
When will the earth die?
I'm tired of waiting, it has to happen in my lifetime, robots, it has too.
>tfw Christian master race and one step closer to eternal paradise
Oh well, atheists. Enjoy whatever you've got left, I guess.
>>25411295
Overpopulation in africa and the subsequent migration to europe and other places, the wars for resources and wars for other reasons might do the trick around the year 2060. It will all most likely burn.
>>25411195
>we are closer to 2050 than to 1980
>>25411195
>The PS2 is older than some teenagers now
>>25411195
>allowing the illusion of time to trigger your inner autism...
big deal, its just a mental thing..
holy fuck I'm wasting so much time
>>25411418
>tfw I'll be 65 years world by 2060
>will probably be around to watch the world crash and burn while shitposting on r9k
>>25411423
good lord SOMEONE AT LEAST SLOW DOWN THIS RIDE
>>25411439
Fucking hell stop right now....
>>25411508
4chan won't exist in 2060. It won't even exist in ten years.
>>25411574
>implying there won't be a replacement
>High school seniors don't remember 9/11
>>25411574
d-dont say that pls
>tfw people born in 2001 can legally drive this year
>>25411588
There won't be. Chans are holdovers from early 2000s Internet and they'll soon go the way of Kazaa, Limewire and Flash sites.
This site itself has been on a downward spiral since at least 2007. And in this increasingly-regulated and censored Internet, sites like this one won't be around for much longer. Eventually you'll just have a handful of sites consolidated under a few companies.
The future doesn't have any room for this place. It will either be wiped from the face of the Internet, or mutated so badly that it no longer resembles anything like what it used to be.
>people born in 1998 can legally post here today
>there are people entering work placements that were born after 9/11
>kids who weren't old enough to remember 9/11 are becoming old enough to drive
>people born in 98 are turning 18
>>25411751
Please, nigga. 4chan is the pop culture center of the internet. So many people use this site that the day it goes down, if ever, it's going to be replaced.
>>25411619
fuck. thisis the one that really got me.
>PES 6 was 10 years ago
>>25411220
>tfw our predecessors thought we would be going to mars by 2002
>tfw there has been no fundamentally life changing creations or developments besides the computer revolution and GPS satellite.
>there are people on here that never used windows 9x
These are probably the same people that get nostalgic about dial up when in reality it was only ever good for the internet of the early 90's.
>>25411985
Technology isnt getting much better than what we have now. The 20th century was truly unique, doubt there will ever be so much change in 100 years again.
>2015 was one day ago
>>25411775
>legally
01S2817A2
>>25412019
The 20th century was the turning point. We were able to host huge wars without lasting destruction. With nuclear weapons there would be no buildup. The climax would be over before it began.
The biggest things we have right now are commercial space flight, genetic engineering, nuclear fusion reactor and organ regeneration.
>>25411195
>2007 was 56 years ago
>>25412257
Once they master space travel people like us will be left in the dust. If all of the worlds wealthiest people get onto a space shit right now it would probably be bad news for anyone left on the surface.
>>25412293
Thats hundreds if not thousands of years into the future. The world population is projected to dip after getting to 10 billion and rapidly decline after that, by the time any habitable space station could be built there will be less than a billion people alive.
It might never be possible though.
>>25412293
They don't have the resources for sustenance.
It will be much like it is now: the many work the fields and factories while sending it to the upper class in exchange for wages or salaries. Only then, their mansions will be in space. The big difference is that we will be provided with large quantities of rare Earth metals due to asteroid mining.
>Watch a video from 1998
>No one on their phones, no one looking at a tiny screen, no mention of social media or memes
>>25412406
>kids physically walk over to their friends house when they want to hang out with eachother
>kids not born yet on 9/11 have lost their virginity to eachother.
>>25412488
Fucking stop now
>>25411195
Surely doesn't feel that way.
>>25412406
Those same people are as addicted as all of us or dead by now.
That probably doesn't make anything better.
>children born in 1999 have lost their virginity before you
>>25412488
Even back then during middle school I somehow knew I wasn't going to get laid but the idea of people born in recent times doing it just reminds me how how much of a genetic failure I am.
>>25412619
>kids who never heard about the Y2K scare are fucking each other right now
>>25412488
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
>>25412655
>kids who were not alive to see "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" in theaters are fucking each other right now
>>25412699
>kids who never used a phone that wasn't an iphone are getting laid
>>25412699
Shit, now I remember how much of a big movie event that trilogy was back then. Everyone was talking about it and my dad took me to see the return of the king when I turned 12.
I first watched the fellowship on a DVD that I borrowed from a neighbor and that sparked my obsession with constructing replica weapons.
At one point me and the neighborhood kids would have mock LOTR battles in the street.
>>25412761
>kids who have never used dial up internet have more sexual and romantic experience than you
>he'd turn 27 this current year
>kids younger than this episode of spongebob are already fucking
>>25412807
Man new years always brings out the worst in me. Just knowing that kids as old as my younger sister are probably doing some morning-after fucking while I shit post on r9k kills me inside. I always joked about killing myself but the line blurs every year.
>Several science fiction movies from the 80s and 90s now take place in the past
WE'VE FAILED THEM
pokemon can drink legally in the usa this year
>>25412886
>the line blurs every year.
The things posted here used to be exaggerated version of myself but these days all of it is true.
>>25412934
an exaggerated*
Why did everything start to get noticeably worse from 2008 onward?
>zyzz died 5 years ago nearly
stop the clock
>>25412897
>already passed back to the future
>blade runner is coming up in 3 years
>>25412962
because of videogames, tv, internet, smartphones, movies
i blame them because there arent any other reasons
>>25412934
I know what you mean anon. This was the first year that christmas went by and I felt absolutely nothing. Not happiness, not depression, nothing. It used to be the one thing that brought me the slightest bit of joy, and I just wanted it to end. I might as well be dead because I'm sure hell not living.
>>25411220
Not if we land in the moon again in the next five years.
>>25412962
CERN warped us into the purgatory dimension
>>25412962
Because you started to notice it.
Things were getting worse much earlier than that.
9/11 ushered in the current era. The euphoric 90s may have been an era of sterile consumerism, but you really don't know what you've got until it's gone. There were major intellectuals claiming history had ended, for fuck sake. Some thought that war would just gradually depart from the earth now that the Cold War had ended.
>>25411195
STILL NO GIRLFRIEND
>tfw you left high school 10 years ago
ABLOOOO
>>25411195
>2015 was 4030 years ago
>>25412779
>mock LOTR battles
>tfw noone wanted to be GimliI was always Gimli because I was last to choose
>>25413149
t.hairy manlet
>TFW, will die before reaching 2100
TFW, you're going to die eventually
>TFW , your memory, like others, will be forgotten through the sands of time
> it'll be like you've never existed at all
>>25411295
Why is Sakura so perfect tho?
>>25413196
>tfw you've already been forgotten
>>25412488
wew lad
straight up W E W
>>25412962
Same as everything, over saturation. All of the good things go to shit once more and more people join in.
Pic semi-related but on a global level.
>>25412993
>Akira will be dated in 3 years
>>25413196
by 2100 most of the people reading this will be dead and completely forgotten about.
>>25413266
>Being this hipster
>>25412779
>>25413149
i still have a collection of LOTR warhammer in storage.
>tfw id make lego helms deep and shit for battles with my friends and little brother
I was always Aragorn in mock lotr battles because i bought his plastic sword online
LOTR on battlenet back on frozen throne
>>25413323
I miss the TT and RoTK games, I gotta torrent them or something.
>>25413149
Shit I know exactly what you mean, nobody wanted to be a small hobbit or dwarf. Although I was always Legolas because I made the bow and arrows.
The weapons were only made out of bamboo and tape and were relatively harmless, but I sperged out on the bows and arrows which were lethal. I could shoot them at a tree and they would stick into the truck, I even managed to smash a double glazed window with ease.
Thank goodness nobody lost an eye.
>>25412962
in that year my parents' relationship started to broke. Since that time, it was all downhill for me
If this really is as fast as time goes, then human history really is short. If 10 years passes so quickly then 5000 is fucking nothing. We really are just newfags to the universe.
>this came out in 2006
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWrbGEFgI8
>12 year old kids who played that game when it was released are now 20
>metroid prime came out in 2002 on the game cube
>14 years ago
>mario 64 came out 20 years ago
>there are kids in high school who never played mario 64
>god of war is almost 11 years old
>Avatar came out in theaters 7 years ago
>Rugrats all grown up came out 13 years ago
>>25413345
i never played wow because i knew it wasnt the same, i havent even played the new dota.
i remember a conversation like 3 years ago where i heard dota was on steam and i was just like hahaha i played it grassroots before it was cool
i used to spend hours upon hours on battlenet playing tt and rotk and the custom games like the dawn of the dead someone made using starcraft characters
good times
>>25411418
The migration to Europe won't go on long for any apocalypse though. They probably won't even get as bad a USA is now.
>>25411439
But the ps2 came when i was a kid and i'm still a kid.
You're lying faggot.
I've always wanted one and when i'm a bit older maybe i can afford it.
>>25411751
The old places died because something else took all their users.
4chan still has a bunch of users and who is going to take over this bunch of faggots?
>>25411751
/g/ please leave and take your tin foil hat with you
>>25411911
Yeah there will be tons of replacements and then most of them won't be big enough so a bunch of people will quit chans after a while. Sooner or later only one will be active which will be much smaller than 4chan. It might survive and it might not, if that replacement dies it's likely that none of it replacements make it.
>>25413544
brb getting on gears of war ultimate.
>>25411379
enjoy your lame heaven!1!
we will be busy beeing kick-ass skulls!
can i get an ayy for that?
>>25413544
Im 23 and that made me feel old
>ocarina of time is now 18
>pokemon is 21
>DBZ is older than I am
>FMA is 15 years old
>Cowboy bebop is now 18
>>25413681
lmao
fuck you this is original
>>25412962
The financial crisis was really huge.
>>25413196
actually the first person that will reach the age of 150 has already been born last year
so it's safe to assume we will all reach at least an age of 110-120
>>25413764
b-but i smoke and eat cheap processed food, will i get to be alive that long?
>Nichijou is 5 years old
time is a meme, you'll be a-ok brojangleski
>>25413764
>actually the first person that will reach the age of 150 has already been born last year
Based on what? Some sensationalist "science" article?
>599 US DOLLARS will be 10 years ago this June
>>25413839
>Ping Pong the Animation was released 2 years ago
>>25412962
Because on of the biggest transfers of wealth in the history of the US happened. The bailouts shifted huge amounts of tax dollars into the hands of the ultra rich. It quite literally mortgaged the future of all lower and middle classes for the benefit of a few.
>Fallen was 13 years ago
WAKE ME UP
>>25411751
Come to think of it, when I did nofap and stopped visiting pornsites I came to the aweful realization I dont visit any places besides this one.
That I had no interests left.
Or ambitions.
I spend all day shitposting and fapping.
>>25413891
You face this giant enemy crab
>>25411751
>increasingly-regulated and censored Internet
Kid you haven't seen a real internet doomsday.
That was the CDA of 1996. It would have outright banned anything not appropriate for children. This was before normal people gave a shit about the internet and there was no such thing as an encrypted darknet, back then the whole internet was like a darknet. The CDA was like a Terminator sent back in time to kill the internet when it was still a baby.
Looking at the state of our faggoty always-online society, we might have been better off if Bill Clinton succeeded.
I had shit day today
pls no
>>25415026
Don't we all anon, don' t we all. Maybe one day tor will take off and we can get our true websites back.
>>25411751
>smartphoneusers.jpg
We are truly alive because we see the face of death. Everyday, he's staring at us. Normal people don't see him. They see the circle but not the edges. They wander the great plains. Wandering and wandering. We stepped off the rails. The rails of the lives that have been known to exist. And we're wondering what lies ahead. ...ONE TWO THREE FOUR... We see the lies, brothers. We've peeked through the lens. Take the whole world away. It doesn't exist.
>>25411195
>Spider-Man 2 was 50,000 years ago
>The moon landing happened closer to human migration to the Americas than to the present
>>25415505
>The CDA was like a Terminator sent back in time to kill the internet when it was still a baby.
Pretty good analogy. I do remember the CDA, but back then it wasn't really necessary. Almost no one used the Internet back then and posting your personal information was considered one of the worst things you could do online.
Even 10 years ago, the Internet was completely different to what it is now. Back then, if you wanted to go online, you had to be seated in front of a PC screen, and unless you were NEET, people didn't spend the entire day on the Internet. Not to mention, the Internet was treated as a very separate thing from real life. It didn't bleed into the real world like it always does now.
>Looking at the state of our faggoty always-online society, we might have been better off if Bill Clinton succeeded.
I'm not sure, but I may agree with you. I do often wonder if the world as a whole would have been better off without the Internet. At the very least, I know we would be better off right now without social media, smartphones and Wi-Fi.
>>25413075
Fukuyama is literally retarded
>Baneposting started 5 years ago
>>25413544
>>25413715
>metroid prime came out in 2002 on the game cube
>there are kids in high school who never played mario 64
>ocarina of time is now 18
>Cowboy bebop is now 18
Just fucking end this ride please.
>>25414265
>Fallen was 13 years ago
>>25417427
Holy shit, well THAT hit me really hard right now. What the fuck mangs. I wasted so much time.
>>25413073
The Bernstain universe.
>>25415026
You really need to be careful about porn addiction. I'm 87% sure you're porn addicted right now. Do you lnow what that means?
If your dream-female appeared right infrobt of you, right now, naked and ready for sex, you wouldn't be able to cum and perhaps not even hold an erection. After all this time, your body is conditioned to porn. It needs porn to achieve orgasms. That's what happened to me. Watch the Ted talk about porn addiction on youtube.
>There are teenagers born after attack of the clones that are having sex
>>25413308
Fucking kek at pic
>>25412993
All those gains long gone.
>Hybrid Theory was 16 years ago
>tfw Cure For The Itch doesn't sound to you like a cool nu-metal song anymore, but rather an instrumental funeral song for the early 2000s/pre-9/11 era
>>25412406
I know this feel well.
>>25418814
kek yesterday i was at a new year's eve party and one of my older mates brought his 15 yo daughter and all i could think about was that she was born when HT came out
>>25413149
Gimli was my favorite character.
>tfw you grew up to be a stocky manlet powerlifter just like your childhood hero.
>>25418963
>play WoW
>roll dwarf because dude beards lmao
>Ironforge is comfy as fuck and winter is the best season
>grow up to be a stocky lifter and eventually moved to Scandinavia
It's a weird flavour of autism but I like it
>>25418814
>unironically listening to linkin park
why elliot why would he do this
>>25414265
>american idiot came out 12 years ago
>green day are to contemporary teens what nirvana was to me as a teen (a cool "retro" band that the 20something grownups liked back in their day)
>LotR is now an outdated oldfag fantasy trilogy that gets shitty prequels like SW
