>it's 2016
>you are surrounded by civilised, uninteresting and boring men
>most human men are beta as hell
>tfw all you ever wanted was to be dominated
>tfw no strong gorilla bf
>to beat his chest LIKE CRAZY when he's angry
>screams at the top of his lungs and all the other animals are terrified of him
>tfw you will never be held in his arms as he swings you through the trees
>>25410794
Gorillas have baby dicks, sorry
>>25410809
Lol typical men thinking everything revolves around their penis
Seek the Lord
>>25410912
As a dominant/sadistic guy that's also prone to anger, I honestly don't think you'd like that scenario IRL.
When most girls say they want to be dominated they actually mean pampered and protected. Use that word instead.
a bitter reminder of how women are nothing but mother nature's goalkeeper
Hello there, cunt
plz go drink bleach, while i fist your anus
no lube btw
OP is a guy just rusing fellow robots.
this is his what... 6th successful attempt this week?
>>25410912
You gonna be revolving on my penis
for days when I get started with you
>Work out a lot and try to act tough and confident
>Also a manlet
>"Napoleon Complex!" "Do you have something to prove?" "Overcompensate much?"
No winning
>>25410794nice post
>uninteresting and boring men
they only seem that way because they aren't interested in you , this literally goes for everyone.
>>25410794
OOOHHWHWHWHWOW
>>25411376
So it's treason then?
>>25411359
Everything in moderation. Assert yourself just enough and its confidence, too much and its insecurity.
>>25411398
UNLIMITED
POWER
AUGHH
>>25410794
holy shit i was fucking right women have not evolved pass the caveman era.
>>25410794
you got what feminism wanted, congratz
>>25410794
New year, New ape
>>25410794
I have a friend who punches himself in the face when he's angry if you're into that.
>>25411483
Well it makes sense.
I'm not OP, but when I was younger 9-10 years old I watched Freddy vs Jason and Friday the 13th, I was so scared of Jason Voorhees but at the same time I had the biggest crush on him.
I even had a dream once that I married him.
>>25412042
> married
If you actually wound up with a guy like that it'd be a combination of actual domestic and sexual slavery, without concerns for what you thought about it besides, at best, "it's annoying when she cries too much and creepy when she just lies there staring."
>>25411442
>>25411376
Back to /tv/ plox desu
>>25411131
no wonder this planet is fucked
>>25412042
>married an undead, child like corpse that has mommy issues
ya you're fucked
Oh wow, it's fucking real
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3139679/Meet-Shabani-handsome-gorilla-raised-Australia-fame-Japan-women-flock-zoo-just-him.html
>>25412182
TELL THAT TA KANJIKLUB
