>be me home on Winter Break
>mother is "my way or else" type of mom
>dad has resigned himself to do whatever the fuck she wants
>mother decides to literally tear apart his closet and give all his nice shirts to me
>I tell her I don't want to steal from my dad
>she screams at me that he never wears them
>I say again that I don't want my dad's clothes
>The past 15 minutes have been spent with her screaming at me what a horrible disrespectful shit I am to her
>she made me look through each shirt individually (around 40-50) and personally say no to each one
>she said she's gonna scream at my father and force him to tell me that he wants me to take his shirts
>she also demanded that I give her full access to my email account because she wants to look through my emails
what do
Sounds like being a kuck runs in the family. What you should do is wait for Tyrone to come over and watch on with your father.
save money and move away and never talk to her again
Tell your dad to stop being a pussy. Slap the fuck out of your mom.
>>25410752
Make a fake email and email a bunch of Craigslist trannies.
Run the fuck away.
inb4 unoriginal
order a bunch of pizzas to her house
"No"
Besides a wife, what the fuck is uo with dudes being afraid of women who have no bearing over them? It's not like your mother can divorce you and take your house and kids and money. What is she going to do? Unbirth you?
Tell her, "No."
This bitch wouldn't shut up one time so I reminded her she is flat and without tits. She literally started crying.
>>25410752
How can she make you do anything? Just say no, come on dude.
Say no to the email but take the shirts. Say "geez, thanks ma," and never wear them. Should have done that in the first place just to avoid any altercations (and her wanting to get into your email).
>>25410752
>take the shirts, turn around and gift them to your father
Slap her shit up relative