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>crush on celebrity grill
>she grows up with you
>she's modest and sweet and innocent
>remain hhkv while she kisses boys/men in movies/music videos
>her shorts become shorter and her shirts become more revealing
>she gets boyfriend after boyfriend, and you just know they're railing the shit out of her
>her behavior becomes so raunchy that you stop watching her movies/listening to her music because it reminds you that even the sweetest most innocent girl just wants to suck cock even more badly than you need air

Pic related is not my personal girl but that's how bad I imagine it. Is there a worse feeling in this world? Do naturally modest women even exist anymore or are they all just repressed whores?
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>>25410541
So is it Demi Levato or Selena Gomez
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Lots of people go through changes. George Carlin was a clean cut fuck until he started doing acid and finally admitted he hates everybody.
Sometimes, this is a good thing.
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DEGENERATE
DEGENERATE
DEGENERATE
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>>25410585
wtf am I even looking at?
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>>25410617
miley cyrus wears large fake penis bares breasts nsfw dead petz tour see pics lead
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>>25410541
I kinda liked her but I felt that enigma of american whore behind her... I was right.
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>>25410541
She didn't grow up. She was murdered and cloned. The Miley you see now is an implanted agent
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>>25410585
>tfw you smoke too much crack before getting on stage and do some weird shit with a dildo and a purple wig in front of millions of people
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>>25410585
Was she on drugs?
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>Meet an innocent, sweet qt
>get to know her
>she's a hopeless romantic and a real sweet girl
>get to REALLY know her
>every night she sexts me
>tells me how she wants to use me to satisfy her insatiable cocklust
>tells me how she soaks her panties thinking about my face on her muff
>get to REALLY REALLY know her
>still incredibly sweet
>still down to earth
>still a hopeless romantic

Why is it that being horny is somehow a turnoff for you guys? Yes, girls want cock as badly as guys want to give them cock. That's human genetics, it's DNA. Not every girl is Miley. Some girls really do want a sweet, loving guy to hold them and love them and never let them go. That doesn't mean that they don't have the base needs of a woman though, to be satisfied.
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>>25410658
Nice meme. She was actually MK-ULTRA'd.
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Thats what you get for supressing natural urges Mericucks.
tfw no Miley fwb

You think shes crazy in bed?
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How did she go from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw to this >>25410585 ?

She should have stayed true to the Aryan Way like Taylor "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Swift.
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>>25410754
So did you fuck this girl or what?
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>>25410585
It seems she envied the penis and so bought her own penis.
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>>25410754
I know this feeling
>tfw she sits on my face and by the time she's satisfied I'm wet from my nose, ear-to-ear, and down my chin
>then we cuddle for hours
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Holy fucking shit when GIRLS turn to WOMEN. Girls are sweet and playful and innocent. They'll wear cute little dresses, walk towards you and softly and shyly ask if you want to play tea party with them or some shit. But then they hit age 13/14/15/16 and BAM dozens of slutty pics on instagram/facebook, shitty posts on twitter about how they're oppressed, the desire to suck obscene amounts of cock for validation, entitlement dripping from their whorish pores, et cetera. Women are fucking terrible and I have no clue how they form from those sweet little things which are girls.

Some anon made a post the other day about how they're made to disappoint. And he was right. Your wife shits out this cute little thing that turns into a fucking monster. Fuck this gay earth.
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>>25410754
Except that's not what the OP is about.
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>>25410805
>Openly advocating fascism
>Yelling sieg heil during her concerts
>Speaking to the crowd and promoting racial violence in between songs
>That infamous time when she screamed, "THROW ROCKS AT THE POCs" and incited a race riot at her concert.

HOW DOES SHE GET AWAY WITH IT?
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>>25410806
She's a tad young so we're waiting until she's 17, plus there's a bit of distance between us right now
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>>25410758
Actually she was a Russian sleeper agent the whole time.

The whole Cyrus family was planted her during the Cold War.

Tell me "Achy Breaky Heart" doesn't sound like a Russian trying his best to come up with a generic American Country/Western song.
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>>25410965
Oh well enjoy getting cucked
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>>25410920
Women have two possible paths in life.
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>>25410920
Beta fathers cause this
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>>25410585
What the fuck has happened to music? Why is every music video ass shaking like a fucking baboon and every song about sex?
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>>25410973
Thanks for the meme baby
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>>25410982
Not any more. Even the most whorish Stacy can make Chads bastard and find a beta provider to support her lifestyle.
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>>25411005
The music didn't change. You did.
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>>25410982
It's the YA fiction. Every girl is raised to think she can date a vampire and a werewolf at the same time.

Vampires and Lycan don't share, ladies!
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>>25410965
Just fuck her if she's 15+ Thats the perfect time to do it
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>>25410965
>Long distance relationship

lol
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>>25411027
It'll come back. Just wait for the social collapse that will come with the inevitable economic collapse that is imminent.

BURN IT ALL DOWN
CLEANSING FIRE WILL BURN AWAY THAT WHICH IS DEGENERATE AND NOT FIT TO LIVE
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>>25411041
She's still very reserved about sex and very nervous about having her first time. If she lets me, I won't hesitate, but I love her and don't want to rush things.
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>>25410585
absolutely disgraceful
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How come we call woman,girls?
Are they envious of manchildren?
Do they have to copy every behaviour from men?
Are women just memes?
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>>25411005
Jews control the US music industry and staff it to the brim with niggers.

Funny how niggers bitch about "underrepresentation" yet ignore the fact they're grossly overrepresented in music.
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>>25411005
Music with lyrics have almost always been about sex. "Baby It's Cold Outside" is a great example especially since it comes from that "era where no women were sluts". Keep memeing my friend. Keep memeing into childish ignorance.
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>>25411005
>Why is every music video ass shaking like a fucking baboon and every song about sex?

alright you nignog, I'll agree that most pop music is garbage but you need to understand that there has been popular music about sex for as long as there has been music. Tons of older popular songs are about sex and women, you're just either too young or haven't listened to very much music at the moment to realize it. I'd recommend you try expanding your musical tastes in not only modern music but older music too.
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>>25411098
>talks about wanting your cock
>talks about how you make her wet
>I don't think we should have sex
Hahahha oh my god. You are a huge cuck. She's just stringing you along so you'll stick by her when she's ready to settle down. If she's really that horny you know she's fucking other guys, especially IF SHE IS NOT FUCKING YOU WHEN SHE SAYS SHE WANTS YOUR COCK
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>>25411042
Something funny?
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>>25410965
Please wait there while I call the FBI, friend
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>>25411166
>dat binary understanding of morality

Things get progressively worse, hence the name you give to yourselves: Progressives. Progressively more niggers, progressively more muslims, progressively less whites, progressively more race-mixing, progressively more garbage culture replacing real culture.
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>>25410920
>>25410982
I somewhat agree but its hard to take these posts seriously because everyone here is a degenerate and a cock slut.
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>>25411249
>>25411042

i hope you did something special for your bull this holiday season~
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>>25411267
Nice red herring. Keep memeing into ignorance.
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>>25410982
The same goes for you.
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im an asexual catholic femanon. ive never masturbated and dont want to. not all girls are like miley cyrus
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>>25411314
>tfw my dad took both paths at once
that motherfucker
who else /chad dad/ here
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>>25411202
She wants to have sex but she knows it's not legal and she knows that her first time is something that should be special. She wants me to touch her when we're together this summer, she wants me to satisfy her and she wants to satisfy me. She's just nervous about the actual penetration, my penis inside of her. I completely understand. And like I said, she's a romantic, she would never cheat.
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>>25411305
At the time of Kinsey's survey, i.e. the 1950s, some 70% of women and 50% of men were virgins upon marriage.

Keep in mind this was the 50s, a time of slackening moral standards (contrary to popular belief).

The fact that people were, on average, less degenerate in the past is that: It's objective fact and it is backed up by real statistics on things like number of sexual partners from the 1930s onwards.
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>>25411336
literally all men can take both paths and most do.

the image is an expression of the double standard held between men and women who sleep around.
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This is the state of the future western women of the world. Do I seriously have to move from this country/culture in order to find someone worth marrying? This is a sad state of affairs.
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>>25411314
>grandpa smoked 2 packs since he was 18
>was stupid rich and enjoyed early retirement
>had like 10 kids, most of whom turned out successful
>everyone looks up to him like some kind of god
>died reasonably healthy at 94

Go fuck your paths. My genetics allow for both.
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>>25410541
Miranda Cosgrove. I always thought that she was a sweet, pure girl. But she is a harcore coked out slut at college actually. College football players even call her "the ghost". It breaks my heart everytime I heard about that.

Fuck the real world, seriously. I want my pure iCarly girl back!!
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>>25411315
>catholic
You're just a repressed whore. If you ever lose your religion and find Chad, his dick will be your new bible and you will spend a lot of time reading it.
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>>25410658
Hollywood is such a creepy place.
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>>25411458
That's a meme isn't it?
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>>25411458
What the fuck. Please elaborate in detail. I've been thinking that she's literally the only "pure" girl left in showbizz and now I hear this?
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>>25411421
Well considering everyone on this board has incredibly high standards and an exceptionally low average, moving countries won't change that.
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Where do I find girls of good character, online or otherwise?? I'm sure tindr just attracts the worst scum, while outside seems quite hard to get someone to talk to you when they're busy doing something else. Please help guys
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>>25411535
Through friends and activities
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>>25411535
4chan is full of broken girls, lots of them are just as slutty as your average tinder girl, if not moreso.

The saving grace is that 4chan girls are actually quite nice and not as shallow as IRL stacies.
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>>25410541
Miley is the unfortunate result of being exposed to Hollywood degeneracy at such an early age. There have been very few child stars who haven't become completely batshit insane as adults.
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>>25411535
>Where do I find girls of good character, online or otherwise??

You attract what you are. If you are scum then you will attract scum.

>while outside seems quite hard to get someone to talk to you when they're busy doing something else.

Your imagination is making it harder than it has to be. You're far more likely to make a positive impression on a girl by talking in real life than you are by competing on tinder or okc with every other bitchmade faggot too scared to talk to girls.
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>>25410541
Everything changes the first time they get fucked. Once I was with a group and these 3 girls (2 were church girls) were talking about how they had to experience getting fucked by this one guy.
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>>25411500
Hopefully. But too much people of her college talk about it. I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>25411504
>Please elaborate in detail.
of course not. I still love her.
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>>25411390
well there needs to be a balance in this society you can't have both parents be degenerates. also women are not build for casual sex as much as men are because women form stronger emotional memories then men. She will have more emotional baggage from all the bad boys she sleep with.
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>>25411529
>not be a fatass
>don't be a bitch
>don't be a whore
>don't have severe mental or physical problems
>wow such high standards guize date this fat obnoxious slut or you have soggy knees
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>>25412028
this, I've never seen ONCE where r9k actually and non-jokingly (this is important) asserted that they have high-standards of women
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>>25411803
>If you are scum then you will attract scum

not true I am a good guy and I attract all types of girls even stoner girls. men need to be careful because women are chameleons and they will adapt to you to attract you.
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>>25410585

>implying I don't want her to fuck me with that.
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>>25411907
>of course not. I still love her.
What the fuck do you mean. Did she turn into a turboslut or not?
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>>25412028
>>25412099
Normie assumptions. Most guys here don't even want a virgin, they just want a non-slut who isn't batshit insane.
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>>25410585
Is this shooped?
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>>25412857
Yup, but there is not any proof at all. Just a lot of gossip (CDAN and so) and rumors at her college. Take it as you will.
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>>25413326
No

http://hollywoodlife.com/pics/miley-cyrus-dead-petz-tour-outfits-pics/#!19/miley-cyrus-dead-petz-2/
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>>25410541

> MK Ultra celebrity mind control
> normal woman
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>>25410951
[citation needed]

your not talking about swift
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>>25413979
For fuck sake
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>>25413602
This disturbs me, seeing how I really like her despite her meh-tier acting and roles in low-budget comedy. I really hope this isn't true, but girls always turn slutty in college. At least Google Images doesn't bring up as many "suggestive" pics of her as it does with other celebrities
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>>25411458
She confirmed that she didn't party much, but she did do a toga party and she's planning on partying more. That much I believe. Is she fucking a bunch of dudes? Probably. That alone is enough to ruin her for me.

But I don't think she's doing some out-of-this-world drugged up orgies or whatever. Someone would DEFINITELY record that, seeing how people are narcissistic enough to want credit for someone else's sex habits.

It's a shame though. Her childhood roles will always get a chuckle out of me, but I'll never unsee the made-up mental image of another guy's cum on her face.
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>>25414731
To add to this, her Instagram posts are humble enough. Most celebrities have a lot of bare skin going on, but she barely ever has cleavage or way-too-short shorts on. Even her wonder woman outfit is really fucking nun-like compared to the reality. Then again, maybe it's because she doesn't have tits.
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women are biological creatures who have a primal urge to mate just like men do?

stop the presses
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>>25414947
>becoming a completely unapologetic whore in every facet of life without limit = having a primal urge
Get a fucking boyfriend then, instead of fucking everything that moves and putting your tits on display for those normiebook points.
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>>25410585
>the final boss of /mu/
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>>25415644
kek but that's also kinda frightening
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>>25414731
She is "the ghost of USC". This is a meme at /tv/ now, but the football team gangfucked her at her freshman year actually. And it's not a secret that she loves coke and molly a little too much; ya know, drug sex and stuff like that.
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>>25415907
How the fuck do you know? I can't find info on any of that aside from those totally believable anon stories.
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>>25410754
Yo what are you even talking about home-boy. No man rates a girl lower for being horny, unless its out of jealous spite
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>>25416041
I go to USC, it's a well know The Row thing.
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>>25416355
Plenty of men do, but really only when it's with other men. That's where the term "slut" comes from after all.
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>>25416966
I envy you. Why don't you try to pork her?
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>>25410754
>tfw I'll never get to know this
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>>25415907
what is the gangfucking story
pls tell anon
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>>25415907
>>25417360
LITERALLY THIS YOU FUCKING COCKGOBBLER WHY ARE YOU JUST CASUALLY PASSING THIS INFORMATION ALONG WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT, greentext or some other form of evidence
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humping slutty grills
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>>25417774
>>25417360
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
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