I said the other day that I would host a private server for /r9k/ after a failed party mode thread.
There are 15 bots playing at the start so it isn't totally empty. When enough people are in I will kick the bots.
All bots are called 4chan
Link to join
http://agar.io/?ip=151.229.172.126:1502
>>25410334
what continent are you
also it doesnt load
>>25410465
UK server
>>25410475
what am I supposed to click on here
I thought I just have to give name and start
>>25410526
just paste it into the url bar give urself a nick name then press play. the leader board will have things like 4chan, hitler OP and pepe on it etc
>>25410526
>>25410601
nvm figured it out
fucking OP I thought we were a team
fuck you you piece of shit
>>25410661
ok real team then this time
fucking kissless virgin fuck you
Team, anyone?
Love you King <3
>>25410334
i cant get in
7 bots left as there are a lot of players now
I just got eaten by Shitpost
12/10
>i'm a girl BTW
kek
>>25411146
that's me
I just accidently closed the game ;_:
is it me or you really shrink over time?
>>25411335
you do
oc ocococ
>>25411335
perhaps i may have made the player lose mass too quickly though, next time i will set it slower. dont want to try change that now it might fuck things up and i cba to restart server, people might not rejoin
>>25411441
Turn it down faggot. You can't gain from eating at like 400-500 size right now.
>>25411441
just turn off the shrink completely next time
its really annoying
>somebody change my color
>somebody changes my size
>mfw I am named a lil cunt head
What is happening am I getting doxxed?
>>25411477
>>25411489
ok ill try it now then. if everything fucks up i will restart server. it will take like 5 seconds for it to come back on, just refresh if it happens
>>25411547
Happened to me too lol
>>25411651
>>25411489
>>25411477
ok it worked, mass decay is turned off completely and it didnt crash :D
>>25411705
Might not be the best choice, but it's more fun. Problem is that once you get big it's overpowered.
Decay increases as size does for this reason.
The best option is to actually increase the size of the food. Keep decay normal and make each food size like 3-5 points each, instead of 1.
>>25411825
ok well ill put it on but it will be lower than before. also all bots are gone now
>>25411898
You keep fucking with my size and name, I love you op ;=3
Shitpost here. Dammit Op, I was winning!
OP stop fucking with the settings
Shit sorry lads, i thought i put decay on low but i forgot to put an extra zero before the 4 in the settings
(decay 0.004)
and it was on super decay xd
OP Im the nr 1 unnamed cell can you rename me to ayy lmao
How dare you change my name? I am a highly respected woman in the gaming industry and i will NOT be mansplained to.
some faggot is using cheats
>>25412440
Its just op.
>>25412440
just fucking with shit, being a cunt. spend my day ruining the lives of robots on a popular internet forum
dubs get, message=OP is a faggot
Shitpost will rise again OP.
DEAR GOD I HATE (being a pacifist)
managed to get on the leaderboard without a single kill, which is nice
player 116 here, <3 u OP
>tfw chad did a weird suckback technique and pulled me in to him
he can't keep getting away with it
Shitpost pls no.
>>25412804
DEAR GOD I HATE not being you
you're a good player <3
remember everyone, when you kill someone and assimilate them into your whole transdimensional blob being, you are ruining someone's day.
Rip tsarist russ
>>25412874
U silly <3
so my name WAS dicks and then it was "And his name is john cena"
and then i died. Rip.
>>25412972
Multiple times I shed myself for your love and you hunted me
deargodwhydoyouhurtmeso?
STOP EATING ME
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Chad is dead [*]
KILL AUTISM
>>25410334
niggas u suck
not even 3 minutes in
dubs still gets the leaderboard message
fuck you pepe
>>25413133
shouldn't have posted this walking all the way up but rather played instead
>>25410334
Autism got me, nice.
REVIVE CHAD
Pepe's killed me at least 3 times as expected of worst meme.
>Managed to do okay without eating anyone.
HOW2JOIN pls
Ya dun did got autism.
>>25413219
you're /herbivore/ too?
name?
we can meet
im deargod
WHO THE FUCK JUST ATE HIGH TEST
PLAYER 116 IS GOING OUT WITH A BANG, NIGGERS!
>>25413409
thanks for playing dude
>>25413483
fuck you faggotfuck you fagggggggot
>>25413483
auf wiedersehen
Who Reddit/9gag here?
I were ">Because its 2016 :DDDD"
>>25413303
DED
just got killed, fun while it lasted.
>accidently ran into cancer.
my bad.
Host killed me?
not sure.
WOJAK JUST JOINED THE GLORIOUS BETA UPRISING
CAN'T STUMPO
EL TRUMPO
Chinese Moot aka DirtyLittleSlut
went out with a bang
nr1 was fun
was top for a while then got shat on
fed to 4chan good luck
Tee hee~ I had fun~
But fuck 4chan~
GG lads got to No.1
Thank you based trump, together we will remain unstoppable
Got to 3rd before being inevitably stumped
CONFEDERATE IS A GAY ASS NERD
did i crash it?
>>25413993
beta uprising NEVER!
Killed by a roasty...
as expected REEEEEEEEE.
pacifism over time for Evolution.
fucking death star fucking cheating ass motherfucker
The fuck? I disapperared from game and now i cant join
Bumpin this thread. This game is pretty fun
assimilated by doge and fed by trump and a peaceful being, funny and fun.
>couldn't run away in peace.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
FUCK "FEMBOTS"
thank you based mexico refuge
>''I ONLY EAT NORMIES'' MY ASS
FUCK YOU PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT
game was fun. i was number 1 for a good amount of time.OP also kept changing my name. FUCKING C H A D
>>25414529
picrelated be myirlfriend please
>>25414588
only if you prmoise to bebestfriends
>>25414651
That double kill though, sorry Senpai.
OP you motherfucker
Helpmekillchad I fucking helped you NOW REPY ME
>>25414674
Its okay m00nr00n-kun
>>25414714
>>25414714
IonlyKillNormies here I ate chad then fed myself to helpmekillchad when I was bigger then him to thank me he ate me when I was small again he is the new chad kill him.
>>25414651
s-sure..[email protected]
Allies, anyone?
>>25414752
need to kill him - im rose.
>>25414811
Let's team up Elliot. I'll be Stacey.
Anyone want to make a 4p team?
I'll make us all the black colour, no cheating and we call ourselves Star wars dark side references like darth vader, death star, galactic empire and stormtrooper
IonlyKillNormies here
confirmed non normies and chad hunters are
Rose
Japan
Third Reich
And pepe (I will never forget your sacrifice)
Literally got cucked, also sorry for running into you bait.
>>25415061
Will you not kill me now? -Rose
>>25415005
I'll join. I'll be Kylo Ren
>>25415061
Whoever the fuck that green guy is I'll slaughter
>>25415086
Yeah don't worry
green with no name you are a chad you will die
tfw you get semi big just by farming small blobs and a big guy instantly globs you and all your pacifist effort is gone
>>25415148
>iktfb
Escaped death and gave life to the land of the sun.
Fuck you Unnamed Cell, hadn't noticed that green spike you fed
at least I was on top for a tiny bit
>tfw feeding m00nr00n-kun
friendship feels so good
>>25415061
ohhi is also cool
and star wars people
leave me alone and unnamed cell #1 normies
-IonlyKillNormies
>>25415098
lel, OP got super salty
>>25415396
killJapan also normie
RIP japan
>>25415370
fucking kicked kylo ren for being a major noob
Mysterys Clunge
>>25415458
Right.. a major noob that climbed back up to #3
>>25415480
yeah but why ask to join team but then not even team
>>25415536
...you ran into me
>>25415565
thats how u team
wanna try again?
>>25414750
Sorry for running into you.
>also
Pleb being such a pleb, you do live up to your name.Forgot to split apart.
Server lags and I get eaten :(
i was #1 for the first time ever in agario
I was the arabic text guy
hey guys
just out of curiosity when I was the big guy on the block did my text cover the whole screen?
>>25415396
Killed you 3 times.
-Norm E.
it is fun!
all are friend
>>25415802
no, fuck you just leave me alone
>>25415802
yeah and I ran like fuck once I saw it
just when I was being top of the leader-board :(
>>25415813
when I just spawned you did
FUCK OP
I had the biggest fucking blob and you rekt it.
>>25415802
Don't think it showed up, you were all cubes were you not?
>ate me like 4 times senpai
What the fuck OP?
You nigger
Op are you fucking serious I was at 15000 and then suddenly I am all small and you eat me!
>>25415973
I'm hosting a server Germany OP is a faggot
i almost dominated the game as the FEMINIST but butthurt shrinked me lel
dumb frogsters
server is at normal settings again
wanted to see what it would be like to just fuck everything up
>>25416066
Ok, going to eat be back in 20 minutes or something.You are already dead is me in Japanese.
W.T Snacks please
well fuck (original comment kek)
Why are you eating your lord and savior?
randytaylor69 here, dominated third place for a while but I just died, gg BETAUPRISINGNOW and W.T. Snacks.
Thanks for the fun boys
>>25416521
thanks for playing dude
probably about an hour until its over
Did we make America great again Trump-san?
Anyone having problem with the server?
>reach rank 4
>about to eat someone else on the leaderboard and get higher
>game freezes
Lagged out, also Senpai please don't kill yourself kudasai.
I've never been number one before :)
Thank you for it, betaupright, moonrune-kun and Reichsloli :) :)
Wew this lag
>>25416734
Yeah, was already on the top 10 when it crashed
PTP power
I am. O h w e l l.
Well OP w-why doesn't it work?
Op I want you to know that you are a fucking asshole I was having fun and you ruined it
and it's better not to ruin a neets fun
>>25416769
oh gee i dont know mate
most fun i had in a long timet-thank you guys
g2g lads, thanks for the fun:)
for ruining my day fuck you
Your shit broke again, nigger
Yes, It was a pleasure to play with all of you.
>>25414750
Rip in pieces.
>please no more sacrifice.
I want you to grow big Senpai.
>>25416751
*betauprisingnow
sorry for going wrong on the name
i love you
please excuse me
should I stop now?
>>25413016
I never hurt you, I wanted you to be part of me. PART OF ME.
China has only 2511 players we all could go on that server
I think it's OPs home connection so I'm stopping.
It's not a dedicated server...
I can host if you guys want
>>25416902
we'd still end up separated
>>25416923
please do
4
>>25416923
Yes plz
This is definitely an original comment
>>25416923
I'm down.
muted for 87 seconds comment
>>25416923
Ja.
thiscommentisoriginaltbhfamcuck
>>25416961
>>25416939
ok doing it wait a second
>>25416923
How does one host a server?I'm not trying to take away people from your server, but just curious do they have a client or something?
>>25417037
I googled for a client and found something called ogar
I'm installing it on one of my dedicated servers
>>25416923
no no keep ddossing me its great fun
>>25417071
I'm not ddosing I'm dosing and I stopped
>>25417063
dont really know how i "ruined your fun"
it was kinda you who did that mate
tfw want to play but it won't let me connect. i don't have any antivirus and i turned my firewall off
+1 for server
>>25417105
blame this guy for ruining your fun
>>25417092
>>25417130
What happened?
Muted For Two seconds
>>25417168
ddossed me cause he died lol
so im not going to host it again now. at least not today
he wants to host his own because its the only way he can get friends
Done
http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443
dedicated server so it will be online 24/7
>>25417168
OP shrinked me so I got mad and dosed his server
>>25417198
I stopped dosing you because it's you home connection and I don't want to be an asshole?
anyways with me hosting it it will be easier because I am running this on a dedicated server with 1gb/s upload so no lag
>>25417198
OP kept changing my name but it was funny
>>25417199
nope, just turned the decay up a little too high
it happened to everyone at the same rate
>>25417199
anyone know if OP really shrunk him?
Why can't we all be friends?
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE I JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME
>>25417225
>my pools bigger than lisas
i reset my ip anyway. just dont kick me if i join. i never targeted you.
>>25417248
>>25417229
>>25417256
everyone shrunk. it was after i put the large food mass on, when i reduced the food i forgot to take fast decay off and everyone shrunk lol.
R I P P U
I added to many bots restarting sorry
>>25417199
OP ok mayby not make a 1000 bots and crash ppls computers.
>>25417269
WAY TO FUCK IT UP OP
>>25417282
its ok we all make mistakes
but youve totally ruined my fun this time
>>25417289
sorry man how much should I add 50 - 100?
>>25417312
10x more
>>25417312
like 25 and make the food size larger
orinanaly conmet
What's up with the server? I've been away for a while.
>>25417385
The first one is off go to http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443 This one is working
>>25417282
if we can be friends and no more childish shit
this is my gameserver file if you want to emulate what i did
http://pastebin.com/raw/qjrLd9bY
and i removed bots when i had a lot of people and only added them in temporary when people left to stop the game being empty
Make food more common please
>>25417421
paste it to the gameserver file and type reload in the server
>Barely any food.
Can't even into pacifism now, although it's kind of fresh for more running from bots.
I've been playing this again after stopping last spring , been thinking about posting here and doing somthing like this but
HOW THE FUCK DO I JOIN IT ?
everyone seems to be getting on fine but I must be basic cause I just don't know how to work it
pic is today on the reg servers
>>25417385
Epic Face desu senpai
>>25417385
u r a cheeky cunt.
>>25417421
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qjrLd9bY
ok sure I will do that after
>>25417457
Copy paste this in your browser: http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443
and join
eat shit manlet harold here
>>25417496
please turn ther bots off, they are ruining it entirely
>>25417409
>http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443
>>25417457
ok this is working I guess it dosn't matter what u select but it's lagging so I'm shit
Only 3% of cpu used and a few 100 mb of ram
>>25417571
server is in Netherlands
As expected of Chad.
>>25417601
>tfw chad kills you
>>25417571
well i support the new host as long as he is no longer going to be an arsehole
but im hosting my server until he sorts his shit out
http://agar.io/?ip=151.225.25.21:1502
Mfw bots are the new chads
chad fucking chill
>botbotbotbotbot
disconnected
server is rip
blox
>>25417668
Git gud Senpai.
FUCK CHAD RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
My crush wasn't enough.
Chad had to take my number 1 spot
>>25410334
>disable your adblocker
not in a million years
>>25417496
hmm I just got booted but any how could you do experimental instead I really like making the brown things big
I vote to ditch the bots , I like it when a map has less than 10 on it and u can fuck around
I wish this was a team mode, now its just Chad raping everyone in sight like typical Chad.
>>25417743
isn't that the nature of us though? we're from /r9k/ we're meant to be raped by chad.
fucking cunnymeister got me and then i was disconnected
this game sucks
>>25417766
We should all be teaming up together and destroying chad. BETA REBELLION WHEN?
Are my internets fast enought to post?
>>25417766
not in games. That's our turf fuck off Chad
>>25417732
me again shit isn't working again
and when it was it was laggy not sure if me or what
Dicks everywhere.
have been muted for unorginality.
>>25417796
Are you sure?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25417815
Chad too busy getting pussy too learn how to be good in games
So is this over?
Servers back up!
Are the r9k just different names for bots?
Don't really want to eat them.
>>25417901
what makes you say that?
http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443
back up should we try another gamemode?
>>25417927
nevermind I'm just stupid
new thread: >>25417980
this is og comment
sorry lads, tried to do team mode but it crashed the server :(
http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443
sanik is the winner
this is shit easy for me and then strangness happens but it's cool
why is server so lag??
