>live with Mom at 23 in a small 1 bedroom apartment (I sleep in the living room)
>Mom hasn't left the house the entirety of her 3 week long winter break from work
>can't fucking masturbate anywhere in privacy
>new job starts soon
>will finally have enough money to live on my own without a roommate
>tfw I can finally fap
>15 days till I get my first check
Forced nofap will literally be the death of me.
Not recommending masturbation, but why don't you do it in the shower, you dolt?
Why not just fuck your mom?
>>25410330
Cause I want to jack off to porn and I hate shower faps.
>>25410330
That's because it's fake.
take great advice from r9k
you should ask your mommy if it's ok to masturbate around her. she's an adult so she'll be fine with it, she might even help you out. stop being such a shy fag
>live with Mom at 23 in a small 1 bedroom apartment (I sleep in the living room)
See? Another proud single mom. Nothing personal OP but your mom a shit.
post pics of mom
you might not be able to masturbate around her but we might
>>25410292
Op cant you just lock the bathroom door the wank there at night when no ones up? Works for me
I use paint when i'm bored.
>>25410523
I even drew this pic for OP
>>25410715
>>25410523
I really like how much thought went into this picture
>>25410523
This may be the first time anyone has screencapped one of my shitposts. Thanks a lot friend.
>>25410461
My father cheated on my Mom 6 years into their marriage, Mom forgave him, found out he had a kid with some woman at his job and she divorced him after that.
My Mom took me and my older sister to another state and didn't ask for child support or alimony, just wanted to forget my Dad existed. We lived in a nice 3 bedroom apartment in a nice gated community for the entirety of our childhoods. My Mom decided to move to a one bedroom apartment last month since my sister moved out and she knows I'm leaving this month, so a 3 bedroom would be useless.
She has a stable job, we've never lived in poverty, and both of her kids turned out relatively alright.
Your Mom a shit faggot.
