>out with my Mom for Brunch
>waiting to cross the street
>suddenly swarmed by a TCU sorority, all whores caked in make-up wearing leggings
>say "excuse you" in a normal voice
>"vicious"
>"what did he say?"
>"ugh he said excuse you", in the most nasally sarcastic voice ever
>Mom says "so I take it you don't want a girlfriend"
>"I would never date some College Whore"
>>25410035
excuse you is a pretty passive-aggressive barb man. if you're gonna dark side swing for the fences, just haul off and holler "MOVE SLUTS" while doing your best marky mark impression and shoving them out of the way violently while you walk past in a hurry
sorority fucking shits
>>25410035
haha /pol/ is not real life faggot, everyone thinks you're a weirdo loser in the real world
Your mom was probably a college whore like them. You are probably the product of her college whoredom. Good work, OP. You roasted the roasties. Keep it up. Become snarkier, stronger, more brash.
>>25410129
cuck detected
cuck alert
cuck alert
>>25410121
If I specifically don't even acknowledge them past a simple phrase, it will stick with them much longer than if I were to do anymore.
>>25410145
lol have fun not breeding loser
>>25410139
Thankfully my Father basically forced my Mother to drop-out and raise me.Which is probably why she had an affair with a close Family Friend, which lead to them getting a divorce. I have basically sworn off women since I was like 7, and my exact reasoning was "why would I get married when I can stay single and actually keep all my money and half my possessions".
>>25410145
>tfw not interested in a single thing on that image except maybe korra's tight brown body
>>25410172
don't pretend you're any different. I'm certain I'm the only person on /pol/ to have normal sexual relations/a relationship with a natural human female.
>go on Tumblr
>search ANY Liberal Buzzword (Minimum Wage, Student Debt, Wage Gap)
>post results
>laugh
>>25410145
>depression quest
Lost it. These are dark times.
