>Fem"bots"
>Thinks they can be lonely like robots despite thousands of beta orbiters tripping over themselves just to get to them
>Can have missing limbs, be ugly, short, tall, fat, men will still fuck you
>Picky as fuck and only want one guy where robots will settle for anyone
>Never ask for advice on how to get into a relationships
>Only come here for attention
>Still believes they can be robots despite being BTFO by every actual robot on this board
You never see a boy trying to enter into a girls club, huh fem""""""""""""""bots""""""""""""""""?
Why are you even here?
How come all the worlds fattest men usually have wives or girlfriends?
Females ruin absolutely everything. Can't wait until we get VR and cloning vats or some shit so females are obsolete
>>25408090
A combination of wealth and social status. Whats your point?
I am lonely because of my fear of others. Nothing much to do about it until I can manage to get over it.
>>25408122
Just because you're afraid of being in a relationship doesn't make you a robot.
>>25408113
Dying of obesity and drowning in medical bills makes you wealthy?
>>25408155
I'm still lonely and miserable.
>>25408113
Maybe if it was 1800, but plenty of poor people are fat today. In fact poor people are slightly more likely to be obese than rich people.
>>25408297
you don't have to, any male robot would take you, fuck, even a chad if you're into that
>>25408297
How can you want to be in a relationship and not want to be in a relationship at the same time?
>>25408328
Maybe, I've never tried. The point is that my issues cripple me and I'd be even worse if pumped and dumped.
>>25408348
>Maybe, I've never tried
So you were never even rejected in the first place. Get raped
>>25408328
>even a chad if you're into that
Of course she is. She wouldn't touch any of us
Here are her requirements:
6'3" +
white
8+/10 face
muscular body
must make at least 150k/year
Are you man enough for her?
>>25408347
I want to but I know I probably wouldn't be able to handle it.
>>25408095
>implying that in a world of VR and cloning, men wouldn't be the obsolete gender
So who else here had a miserable New Year's?
>>25408362
I got close to a guy once but their bailed as soon as they understood I'm insecure and it would take effort to work through it with me. He was from here. You guys just think you could handle it but the reality is you can't.
>>25408363
More like
5'6 +
Preferably white but I'm not too picky
Cute face/not deformed
Not fat
Has a job that isn't completely dead-end
Loving and honest
>>25408379
Men are better at literally everything.
>a apple
I'm pretty triggers desu
le female ^_^
>>25408416
>those requirements
>fembot
When do I get to start demanding successful business women to be a house husband for?
>>25408453
Yeah cause they were so unreasonable.
>>25408416
If you're that insecure, you shouldn't be on this board. This board will ruin your mind even further. No woman should be on this board. This board is for us guys to vent our anger. Try another board, like /int/.
>>25408461
If you're calling yourself a fembot they're entirely unreasonable
>>25408469
/int/ is for men too. If you're a white female everybody will go full protect our race mode
t. white female
>>25408499
Please leave coal burner
/r9k/ isn't for you either
>>25408506
I never even had sex, it's just that they go "no fucking niggers, ok dear? Alright then.." before I can say anything
>>25408524
They're entirely correct
And that means no Argentinians
>>25408499
I have no idea what you're talking about. There are a lot of non-white men on this board. I'm non-white myself.
This board just isn't for you. This board is for loser, outcast men who feel a sense of belonging with other outcasts. I'm certain there are forums where you can talk to other lonely women out there, but this board will not help you at all. This board will be detrimental for you in the long run
>>25408555
I'm not her, just chimed in for the /int/ernationals
>>25408524
Why the fuck are you announcing your gender on /int/?
>>25408480
I didn't. I just said I'm lonely. I'm not that fucked up other than insecurity.
>>25408416
what race are you babe. i fit these requirements
>>25408591
Then fuck off normie. And yes before you anything, all of the normalfags on this board who are men should fuck off too.
>>25408064
a boy won woman of the year this year, buttfaggot.
>>25408524
I just pretend to be a man here desu
>>25408348
>>25408416
Oh wow ONE guy bailed on you? I'm sure there are a million other guys to give you a chance. Us robots are not given the luxury to pick and choose.
>>25408650
Get back to doing that whore
>>25408659
Alright faggot
>>25408666
That's betterbe my satan gf :^)
>>25408348
>pumped and dumped
deal with it. you will never be more than a practice girl
>>25408619
White.
>>25408621
I don't think anyone who has completely isolated themselves is a normie but okay.
>>25408657
He was one of you. It's easy to think you could do it but the truth is we're all too fucked up here.
>>25408671
>getting involved with people
>ever
Stop trying to be a normie and accept your destiny like I did
>>25408064
>Why are you even here?
To laugh at you losers.
>>25408064
i have chronic sour pussy stench, faggot. ain't no chad gon put his pole in my smelly-ass hole, you smelly asshole.
>>25408683
>we're
There's no we're
I fit all of your requirements (minus dead end job), but still fuck off normie. This place isn't for attention whores like you
>>25408706
Get Chad when he's ill with a blocked nose
>>25408650
This is actually a good idea. I don't even believe in "femanons" because you're not truly anonymous if you denounce half the human population.
>>25408698
>being a robot is fun
No I'd rather have a fat 4chan gf that calls me a faggot tbqhwy
>>25408709
shut up homo, i'm probably going to marry her someday. how old are you, shut-in lady?
Can we all please just agree that fucking someone is not loving someone?
>>25408416
are you ill ? virgin ?
>>25408728
>I will rescue you m'lady
>>25408718
ohhhh u so smaaaat! U SO SMAT #1 AMEICAN SMAT MAN GIB SMAT IDEA TO MIIII
>>25408730
>tfw a fembot tried to equate good sex with love
Yes as long as we also all agree women shouldn't be posting here
>>25408742
no i mean you're wrong about
>This place isn't for attention whores like you
and i'm going to prove it by courting her
you gay wrong buttfaggot
>>25408723
I'd rather be alone than have a fat 4chan bf to call a faggotthat doesn't sound too bad though
>>25408759
All sex isn't good sex though. Getting pumped and dumped isn't love.
I personally don't even have a sex drive due to depression and other things.
>>25408786
Jokes on you
I'm skinny as hell :^)
>>25408749
I'm not American. And are you being sarcastic? I was being serious. There's no need to be rude, roastie scum. We all know you only want Chad, so you might as well stuff your whoreholes with his genetically superior sperm when he's ill
>>25408728
Probably too old for you anyway.
>>25408739
Yes.
>>25408683
>He was one of you
And there are many more of us, in fact if you wanted to date you could go somewhere else, I'm sure there are thousands of guys willing to deal with your insecurities
>>25408706
Then why don't you go for a normie? or a robot? Or if you really want chad to pump and dump you see a doc and get that shit fixed. Bitching about chad not wanting you over your fish cunt is like me bitching about a super model not wanting me for being a loser. You can lower your standards and still get a decent man.
>>25408776
>>>/soc/
>>25408793
No sex of any kind is love. It's sex whether it feels great or not.
>>25408798
NOOO SOLLY SOLLY #1 AMEICAN NO AMEICAN MAN!!! I NO RUDE I NO SACASTIC I TUN VEY ASIAN AH A SUDEN
>>25408683
>He was one of you
nice generalise. do you think all niggers are rapers because one did
>>25408793
>All sex isn't good sex though.
Sounds like you know from experience.
Just as I thought roastie invader.
>>25408812
I'm too fragile to try again until I get better. It's really crushing to be rejected by someone you thought cared.
>>25408827
Oh fuck m8 now /pol/'s going to come and start posting annoying meme charts
>>25408811
I am thirty-three years old.
>>25408827
I didn't generalize anything. I didn't say you're all like this. I was just responding to him saying I wouldn't give a robot a chance.
>>25408818
I don't think that's true. Because I personally would never and have never slept with someone if I didn't love them.
>>25408828
More like I have a brain. I've only slept with one person who I was dating for 3 years and ended up being dumped because they couldn't handle my depression and other issues anymore.
>>25408854
>I'm not generalizing I just won't sleep with anyone from the same group he claims to be from because of him
Your bullshitt aside, fuck off
>>25408864
>I don't think that's true. Because I personally would never and have never slept with someone if I didn't love them.
Sex isn't the love it's just a way of expressing your love.
Now fuck off normie whore. I don't even get the one person for 3 years like you did
>>25408870
Congrats on missing the point.
>>25408811
ill and virgin ? thats hot
i'd marry you if you wont kill me
>>25408864
What kind of other issues?
>>25408897
Congrats on kissing my joint.
>>25408883
Lol, implying I didn't work my ass off to get that relationship. It didn't just come to me. I'm a shitskin and no one likes me after all.
I never said sex was the love but having sex and loving someone is different than one night stands.
>>25408897
Congrats on ignoring mine
Leave
>>25408915
>I never said sex was the love but having sex and loving someone is different than one night stands.
I never said anything contradicting this. Still just sex though and not love.
>>25408918
Congrats on Amanda Bynes'
Beave
>>25408854
>I wouldn't give a robot a chance because he was one
>not generalizing
roastie
>>25408297
by choice
>>25408297
>tfw no practice girl from /r9k/ to pump and dump
>>25408911
I'm actually diagnosed on the autism spectrum. I'm on the low end but still. I have a lot of issues with people because of it.
I was a NEET for a few years because I couldn't handle school. It set me back a lot and there's no point in staying with someone you don't have a future with.
There's other personal things I don't really want to post.
>>25409011
Post it, we don't know you. Are you obese? Are you so obese you're unable to wipe your anus? I'm assuming it's that. Gross, femanon. You should have kept that to yourself.
>>25408928
I'm not sure which anon you are because I'm not really paying attention, but I just don't think it's fair to say that because a woman can have a one night stand easier than most guys she should be happy because of it when it doesn't involve love.
>>25408830
When I was in high school a group of girls said this other girl likes me, but in reality she didn't and she thought I was a loser. She went on with their games and fucked with me a lot, she showed everyone at school the cringey shit I sent her online and everyone made fun of me. I remember a group of guys beat me up and threw me in a trash can. This went on until I graduated. Tell me again how women can be lonely like men?
>>Thinks they can be lonely
My sister has depression and borderline personality disorder, and I'm pretty sure she'll be alone forever. It's not possible to maintain a relationship like that. Even the most patient man can't handle that level of erratic behavior and emotional abuse.
>>25409051
You think no girls have this experience? We have daily practice girl threads now.
>>25408683
>we're
I like how you tried to include yourself
>>25409088
>We have daily practice girl threads
Those are fucking normie threads, they don't count.
>>25409036
Nah, I'm not fat. I'm 5'7 and I've never been over 130lb. I'm usually underweight because I don't ever have an appetite due to the medicine I take.
Showers and baths are the only thing that relaxes me but sometimes I do get too depressed to even get out of bed and get all gross.
>>25409123
They don't count for what? They prove there's girls out there who have been hurt as much as you. There's also bullying threads.
>>25409143
that's so sad. i'll take care of you and bathe you when you can't move out of sadness and i'll tell you little jokes to make you smile a teeny bit.
>>25408830
>sad at being dumped after a three year relationship
You dumb bitch, that's as normie as you can get.
>>25409088
How much people speaking of "practice girls" can even get a gf? The only one really using you as "practice girl" is Chad, but thats apparently allowed
>>25409153
You know what doesn't count? Someone measuring the length of your penis. The first number on the ruler is all they need.
>>25409075
She's just like all the /cgl/ girls.
She'll use her vagina to ruin men's lives for her own gain.
It always happens.
No woman can be lonely, unless by choice
>>25409153
What?! I would loooove to be a girls practice boyfriend!!! You know what that means you putrid sow?!! it fucking means that sure, she may not love me, but at least I get to feel the warmth of a women, the idea of an actual relationship. Fuck you. I fucking hate you so much.
>>25409075
i was with a girl like that for 8 years. lots of pushing me away and pulling me in and LOTS of emotional abuse. she didn't really date but i was the closest, she'd call me every night and tell me she loved me, but insult me a lot, then she'd get sick of me and tell me off and then leave for a few months and come back telling me she loved me again. her brother thought she'd never find someone but now she's actually with a guy and she's broadcasting her girlfriend status for the first time ever. guys will put up with a lot.
>>25409143
Your cunt must reek. "Self-cleaning" means your body also comes equipped with a hand to scrape out all the feces and jizz and period blood. Tend to your stinkhole, madam.
>>25409011
>diagnosed on the autism spectrum
>a three year relationship
enjoy your privilege
no sperg man in the history have ever succeed to get a relationship
spergs are lucky if they succed to touch a girl's shoulder
>>25409328
I know I complete autist who's married.
>>25409328
>spergs are lucky if they succed to touch a girl's shoulder
>"eew creep! did you just touch my shoulder?"
>"I-It was an a-ac-accident!"
>"omg this is soooo gross! Chad could you beat him up for me?"
>Sure thing babe later we can fug"
>>25409359
you'd have to be a complete autist to get married
>>25409143
Ever squish out a doo doo in your bed because you're too sad to go to the potty?
>>25408064
>Why are you even here?
Because they are always given inordiante amounts of attention, which they thrive on.
/r9k/ should do what wixchan does. Ban all "fembot" threads and ban anyone that claims to be female.
>>25409625
i agree tbhman
>>25409625
This.
Also banned the normans as well, anyone who says they've been in a relationship or has had sex shouldn't be here. Its a shame Wizchan is too slow.
>>25408699
why don't you just go to /mlp/ then?
>>25409143
STINKY CUNT
STINKY CUNT
YOU HAVE AND ARE A
STINKY CUNT
>>25408064
Assblast under radar.
>>25409625
what ca we do about this, anon ?
>>25409784
Roastie so toastie that satan said she was too burnt.
>>25409859
what california can we do about this?
what canada can we do about this?
what calcium can we do about this?
what the fuck are you trying to say?
ca you rephrase that please?
i ca't understand what you're trying to say.
>"I'm lonely :("
>"Hi, there's like 50 of us here that all fit your strict criteria and accept all of your faults."
>"No not you guys."
Women should die.
>>25409960
>accept all of your faults
Except you would realize you can't soon enough.
>>25409930
the end is near, stinky roastie
>>25408408
Not this time, I just took some melatonin, put in ear plugs, and slept from 10P-8A
>mfw the best thing women bring to the table are their warm holes
>mfw sexbots will take that away from them in 3-4 more decades
>>25409970
You don't understand: we totally would. We are so desperate for any attention at all that we would accept every single bit of you, head to toe. All of the problems with your brain, all of the insecurities you have, mean NOTHING to us. We just want someone we can love, who'll love us back. Sex isn't even a part of this. Sex is easy, it's cheap, it's unfulfilling. Any guy here would be your bf.
>>25409970
>chad said nobody would ever accept my flaws
>>25408973
>implying everyone here isn't lonely by choice.
Get the fuck out. Do you guys honestly think you are lonely despite being the best person you could possibly be? literally the most autistic fat neckbeard in the world could clean himself up and be happy if he was fully dedicated to self improvement.
>>25410073
Not even remotely good bait
It's 2016, get it together
>>25410037
>>25410072
The thing is that you think you could but the reality is that relationships are hard and people are selfish.
>>25410132
Yeah, you are selfish.
Fucking roastie scum.
>>25410177
As a matter of fact I do actually have a roastie. Just another thing to accept!
>>25410132
Why don't you just GET THE FUCK OUT WHORE HOLY SHIT YOURE A FUCKING RETARD GET OUUUUUUUT
>>25408572
Ayo so hol up.........
*loudly smacks lips*
you know the rest
>>25408064
>you are surrounded by civilised, dull and boring men
>tfw no gorilla bf to beat his chest like crazy when he's angry
>tfw you will never be held in his arms and be swung on trees
>>25410073
Except this is real life.
>>25410313
That's /tv/, dumbass tryhard redditor
>Picky as fuck and only want one guy where robots will settle for anyone
You actually believe that? You guys are pickier than anybody. You tards believe hot girls should fawn over you. If you would actually take any girl you'd bang some wildabeast or heffer. But you guys think you're too good. It's funny how delusional you are.
>>25408316
Actually in developed countries, poor people make up almost all of the fat people. Its not slightly more, its massively more. Obesity tells you whether or not someone has a stressful, or pampered life.
>>25408316
>In fact poor people are slightly more likely to be obese than rich people.
ITT: We make up senseless statistics out of nowhere.
>>25408122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hzjuf686oA
>>25410072
chad's the only one worth dating, figure it out re re
>>25408064
reminder that trannies are subhuman and should stay in /lgbt/ for destroying their bodies like idiots
>>25410626
wrong thread, but right mentality
>started dating a this girl i thought was a fembot
>she doesn't use 4chan
>found out she uses9Gag
>>25410376
>This is what roasties actually believe
I'm a cs/maths student and it's actually obese neckbeard badly-dressed indians/asians/etc that actually fit in and make friends easiest in this environment. I just want a nice group of irl friends that like some of the things I like. never claimed to have trouble getting a bf.
>>25410329
Have higher standards for yourself.
An external locus of control will get you nowhere.
>Thinks they can be lonely like robots despite thousands of beta orbiters tripping over themselves just to get to them
is like
>People in first world think they can be unhappy despite having alle the food, water, shelter, security, medical care etc
>>25408064
another femanon thread
when will you niggers learnthey ain't real
>>25411065
>it's actually obese neckbeard badly-dressed indians/asians/etc that actually fit in and make friends easiest in this environment
>cs/math
this explains a lot, good shit.
>>25411995
Okay, whats your point? Also fuck you robot, I am original.
>>25408064
This is not true.
I know explaining this is pointless, it doesn't really matter if you believe girls can be lonely too but ill humor you
Id deffinlitly consider myself a robot. Im fat and my face is very average but thats now where the issue lies
Im just boring to be around, i dont have real friends because hanging out with someone who's unstable, or very sad is a pain in the ass, all the people i try to hang out with and the friends i try to make get bored of me quickly, i like my occasional social gatherings because i hate the loneliness but im never good company, i cant contribute to any social event i just sit there and stay quiet and while that feels comfortable for me, the other people involved don't feel the same. I have no skills or hobbies and no ambition or motivation for anything and the only thing that really makes me feel at ease is drugs and sleeping.
considering suicide more and more every day
>>25412611
lmao, you dont have any quality, you're fat, ugly, boring, no friends, no skills, no ambition, no motivation, drug addict, lazy AND YOU STILL SUCCEEDED TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
i cant even imagine how would be this possible for a man
>>25411995
Then it's a good thing I'm not going to Africa to whine about my money problems.
Yet these women with a history of relationships who think they're above us feel the need to come here and get attention from the most pathetic males here.
>>25412723
I dont know what what youre talking about i never brought up my virginity
And think about this, yeah, i could probably get laid if i would want to but that wont make me any less lonley, im not ever going to be able to hold down a healthy relationship
>>25412900
read again what i said and think about it
>>25413102
Okay, altho I do think that hooking up in this day and age is easy for the general population, I'll agree that it probably is harder to score a decent girl for a guy, but this doesn't make the fact that girls can be alone and sad too.
Do you really equate sex with not being alone?
Maybe I'm just seeing it wrong, maybe you're right but I guess just the possibility of having sex doesn't make me any less lonley
>>25413102
suck again what's attached to my pelvis and get squirted by it
>>25408423
What about being wrongfully entitled?
They come here because of picrelated
>"I'm soooooo lonely! I'll never have Chad pay attention to me!"
>>25413361
>but this doesn't make the fact that girls can be alone and sad too.
>no no no, you starving African children just don't understand, McDonalds isn't the right KIND of food that I want. We're all in the same boat here.
>>25414092
Okay then, so you're telling me that if you were to use a gloryhole, or pay a prostitute, and have sex, you would feel less lonely?
>>25414275
>use a gloryhole,
I'm not gay. No ones telling you to have sex with a girl you fucking retard
>or pay a prostitute,
You can get meaningless sex for free, I'd have to pay a prostitute. See the difference??
>and have sex, you would feel less lonely?
Yes, absolutely. At the very least it would give me some confidence
>>25413361
>Do you really equate sex with not being alone?
you can find a person similar with youfat, ugly, boring, no friends, no skills, no ambition, no motivation, drug addict, lazyfor more than sex in a heartbeat
>>25414414
I guess that's where we differ, meaningless sex would not make me happy or feel pleasant for me, I would probably end up feeling used or sad if I had sex with someone who I don't love and doesn't love me, but i see you're coming from a different point of view, and it makes sense that you feel that way.
We just see sex and lonesomnes differently
>>25414511
I get that, and that's fine, just don't act like you are anywhere near as lonely as the men here are. Theres a whole universe of loneliness that women will never be able to comprehend
>>25414275
>pay a prostitute
it's illegal to get a prostitute but it's legal and free to suck a dude from tinder
>tfw you send 100 messages and get no reply
>tfw have nobody to talk
>tfw you create a new account and already have 100 messages
>tfw your beta orbiters keep you entertained
>>25408064
>>Fem"bots"
lmao
>>25414573
I see, maybe there's more that I didn't understand, i do think that whatever gender you are you get lonely, but i relize that it's a diferent experience for diffrent genders
>>25414843
i'd love to take care of you
>>25414843
And this >>25414888 is exactly why women can never be lonely
Barring some extreme circumstance like being an amputee or a burn victim, there will always be some guy who'd love to be your bf (not just sex, your bf) and they'd probably be at least average looking. On the other hand, feminism and Disney princess movies have taught women that they deserve a perfect 6' 2" prince charming with six pack abs and a six figure annual salary simply because they were born with a vagina, and should never settle for anything less than that
>>25414729
>Posting a meme picture
If women act like whores they get treated like whores. Seriously what did that roastie in the panel expect? Sitting around all day on the computer will magically get her a bf? Oh wait, it can! Because there are several dating sites with thousands of thirsty betas. Get fucked faggot.
>>25416745
I can't tell if you agree or disagree with the picture
>>25416836
Well yeah the pic it true, if you just open your legs for any god damn stranger he may leave the second he's done pumping you. Still doesn't prove that women can be as lonely as men.
>>25408064
>>Picky as fuck and only want one guy where robots will settle for anyone
but that's exactly why no one wants to date you, you pretentious autismo fuck. your attention and affection is utterly meaningless. you would give it to anyone. no one has to "earn" it. just like free pussy is worthless pussy, no one really cares about your "free boyfriend with excessive emotional baggage" promo.
>>25417122
>Robots want qt3.14 gf
"Wow no wonder why you're so lonely all you want is hot 10/10 gfs!"
>Robots lower standards to 0
"Wow you guys are so pathetic, no wonder no girls wants you! Your just willing to give it up to everyone!"
>Meanwhile women can be as picky as fuck or slutty and still find relationships.
Get cucked faggot you don't know shit!
>>25416912
thats what the pic is saying though, that there's a whole universe of loneliness that women will never be able to understand
>>25417122
When robots want a pretty girl you call us entitled
When robots say they have low or no standards, you call us pathetic
Get fucked you goddamn faggot. You're a hypocrite.
