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How do I get my bf to masturbate more? He keeps humping my leg
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How do I get my bf to masturbate more? He keeps humping my leg when we're in bed, and if he gets that shit out of his system, he'll be calmer.

No, my bf isn't a dog.
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>>25407864
why is he staying with you if you won't even give him a handjob?
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>>25407864
Put out more. You're clearly not giving him enough sexual attention.
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>>25407901

We do have sex, but apparently not enough to keep up with his base urges. 2-3 times a week is plenty, and we both have relatively strenuous work schedules; there's usually a disconnect when one of us is too tired for the other.
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>>25407864
Masturbate together in bed shower anywhere. Also have more sex. Wear sexy lingerie for him
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Just get out of here normal lixo
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>>25407917
You don't need to be into it to blow him or give him a hand job.

2-3 times a week isn't enough for a man with a normal libido.

He is turned on by you and wants to fuck, at least suck him off or leave him. It's obvious you aren't sexually compatible and he is probably secretly getting sick of your shit.
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>>25407917
Girl, you shoul have sexual intercourse everyday. Give him massages naked sand bj plus hj
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So hes 12?
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>>25407943

It seems like that, sometimes.

But he'll be 29 in April.
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>>25407917
>I'm the woman, I decide how many times is plenty
>Strenuous work schedules
So he busts his ass working while you bang Tyrone all day and when it's your boyfriend's turn, you just tell him you've had enough sex for the week. Must be easy being a woman.
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>>25407974

No, we both usually work 10-12 hours on a typical weekday. At offices. You know, like normal people.
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>>25408007

Life of a wagecuck. Tell your boss Shlomo to give you some rest
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>>>/adv/
Fuck off roastie
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>>25407968
Nope, you better give him more sexual pleasure or cheatbon him
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>>25408007
Even in this case you should have more sex intimacy dummy
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This is one of those relationships where the woman complains about him wanting to fuck all the time, then a year down the line cheats on him with some chad from work or a boss or something.
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>>25408059

I figured you guys would be experts on masturbation.
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Maybe if you actually pleased your man adequately he wouldn't be doing this shit. How are you 'too tired'? all you have to do is lie back and open your fucking legs.

People like you who have absolutely no consideration for other people are everything wrong with the world. It isn't a wonder so many men are turning to plastic pussies and porn
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Can't you talk to him about it?

His sex drive is obviously higher than yours. Explain it to him. Obviously don't sound as bitchy as you did in this thread or it'll turn into an argument.

2 - 3 times a week seems healthy enough.

Also why are you guys working such long hours, that shit will cut 10 years off your life due to stress.
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>>25408097
If needs sex everyday comply with him bitch
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>>25407864
maybe buy him a gift voucher at the local asian massage parlour, then you won't have to touch his disgusting penis
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>>25408118
.. Why are you calling me a bitch?

I'm a 25 year old guy with back hair.

How does it feel to have to wear a helmet in public?
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>>25407864
>>25407917
Circumcise him.
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>>25408262
>actually believing that a girl, who works 12 a day average in a fucking office, with a bf who works the same hours in a fucking office too, in a stable average relationship, fucking posts here
B A I T ED
A S
F U CK
L M A O
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>>25408276
You would be surprised what women would do for attention
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>>25408262

He is circumcised already.
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>>25408143
Do this and motivate him to have 2 lovers
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>>25408314
Cut his balls now
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>>25408276
Maybe your one dimensional view of women is partly why you're still a virgin, anon.
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>>25408276
>it matters if it's b8
as long as op plays the part, who cares
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>>25408314
that's probably why you don't want to fuck him that often. get an uncut guy. there is evidence that uncircumcised penises feel way more pleasureable for the woman during vaginal intercourse.
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>>25407864
Why ask /r9k ?
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STACY CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS IS ORGINAL
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>>25407864

You literally need to learn to give head. That's all.

> ew

When he doesn't get it up, doesn't he go down on you?
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>>25409169
yes he does. suck on these cum stained meat flaps, bitchboi
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