>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your thick, warm, syrupy cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your loving wife. You've already probably gotten me pregnant and I just um...
>Oh anon, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you.
I didn't raise you like this son
>>25406984
Pls give birth to my inferior brain dead children
I love you too babe xoxo.
>>25406984
Girls don't know that it's this we live for.
Girls don't know that men kill themselves just for not having this.
>>25407016
Harumph! You're the worst! Giving me your retard babies like I'm your filthy, slutty, breeding sow. I hate you!
>>25407065
Nice pics anon, anime name? She's a qt
>>25407057
>Anon, I couldn't imagine you killing yourself if you didn't meet me. You're just so handsome and cute! I knew the moment I saw you I just had to have you all to myself. You're just so sweet and kind...you make me really happy! I love you, anon. I love you lots and lots!
>>25407126
You're gonna make someone kill themselves
>>25407126
See, that actually gives me chest pains and that feel in your eyes you get when you want to cry.
I'm used to it, though.
>>25407065
kek worthy post my good anon
Please be quiet, shitpig.
>>25407126
I wonder what the male equivalent this is for women.
It doesn't exist, does it?
Boys can't get pregnant or married. Silly anon.
>>25407207
no. but to quote some unfunny faggot
>a 10 inch chocolate penis that ejaculates money
>>25406984
>>25407126
You guys would only want this if the girl in question was attractive. If she were unattractive, you'd run for the hills.
>>25407233
Hold up. When you say attractive, how attractive do you mean?
I assure you, your idea of attractive and our idea of attractive differs considerably. Fuck fat chicks though
>>25407233
Even ugly women are incapable of unconditional love, so it doesn't matter either way. Just another unattainable fantasy.
>>25407233
I find very very few girls unattractive, even then it's not like being told you're cute or that they like you isn't exactly creepy.
>>25407233
You think that. You really do. Despite all we tell you.
>>25407233
Post a picture of yourself. You might not be as unattractive as you believe yourself to be.
>>25407153
>Ugh, more bills came in. This always puts me in a bad mood. With us two and our child I didn't expect the utilities to go up that much. Oh, anon, I'm sorry for being all grumpy. Hah my mood doesnt match this shirt you got me at all. I'm sure no matter what happens it'll turn out fine in the end especially with you by my side. I should probably begin cooking dinner. You can just relax while I figure out what I'm going to cook for you. I love you, honey.
>>25407283
Please let this end in a murder suicide.
>>25407283
2d really is better, isn't it?
>>25407283
I've seen enough animes to know where this goes.
>>25407277
Yep. Tbh even giving girls compliments without getting anything in return feels good because it's a way of making them feel good and helping them.
Maybe that's why some men really hate women. It's like wanting to be raped and hating yourself for it. You don't care if you get cucked, your brain tells you to do suck it up and do your biological duty anyway.
>>25406984
>>25407126
>used to say lovey-dovey shit like this all the time
>he still left me
I just want a bf that'll care for me while I care for him
>>25407327
But anon you're gay and used goods
>>25407126
>GF essentially said stuff like this to me
>Somehow still lost interest in the relationship regardless of how well she treated me due to depression.
I think i'm beyond dead on the inside. Part of me just wants to have that closeness with someone, and the rest wants to be a hermit living a life of bitterness.
>>25407327
O-Okay, I'll do it. I love you anon! I'm going to make you a sweet coco and cuddle you lots!
>>25407333
fug I know ;___;
I even gave him a handjob once (kind of, since I stopped in the middle of it because I was really scared and it was my first sexual experience), I just thought it'd make him happy
>>25407400
Even if you were a female I wouldn't date you now
>>25407415
Shut up shithead. A girl being scared of giving a handjob, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard ;_;
>>25407415
I-is there any way I can redeem myself?
>>25407454
And I wouldn't date her.
But it's guy anyway so who cares.
>>25407461
Cut off the hand you used and join a convent/monastery
>>25407303
>>25407306
>>25407314
>Anon, you were right. I really was worrying over nothing ehehe. I'm so silly for thinking those bills were an issue. I guess being lonely at home with our child made me overthink things. I saved up my own little amount of money too and gave it to your mom to help with the ceremony today. What? You thought I'd just stand by and let you bear the cost? Honey, this is a really nice day and it's for the both of us. I really wanted to help you! Although, if you really wanted to pay me back...you could kiss me! It'd have to be a reeeeeally good kiss though. Be sure to make it worth $20,000!
>>25406984
>>25407126
>>25407283
>>25407493
This pains me
>tfw you'll only ever date used goods
>tfw they'll always compare you to their ex
>tfw they've probably been blacked
>>25407126
These threads are only good when the quotes have qt grils posted with them, the weaboo shit just makes me laugh.
>>25409024
why did you bump this
>>25407126
Dem feels they never change...
>>25407207
Nope not at all anon not at all
>>25407493
>20k for a legal marriage that should cost a few hundred at most
>waifu material
i had a female friend who talked like this with me, minus the cum.
we stay as friends
Inb4 I don't want kids. I don't. (y)
>>25409139
I'll make him change his mind! Just wait and see! I did it before, I can do it again!
>>25409157
What am I even reading?
>>25409173
Don't lie anon.
>>25409197
What?
Go back to >>>/lgbt/
>>25407233
2D can't be unattractive
>>25409206
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Go back to tv
>>25406984
boys cant get pregnant you dumbfuck
Why is reality so cruel?
Why do we never live the dream?
>>25406984
>>25407283
t-thanks
p-please kill me
>>25409260
It wouldnt be called a dream then
>>25407493
>>25407283
>>25407126
>>25406984
its over lads
time to end it
>>25406984
this is gay. you're gay. this is a gay thing to do. gay.
N-no I don't want these feeks anymore. It's something I'll never have and I'm trying to forget about it, I will never be able to do it ain't I?
>>25406984
>>25406984
Man, all I want is a woman I can give my love to that won't cuck me and looks pretty.
