/britfeel/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
No updated image with fresh calender edition.
>>25406352
/britfeel/ is the cancer of r9k
>>25406396
Your reply gave me cancer. Thanks.
>>25406396
Sod off ya mardy bugger
>tfw northern england
https://youtu.be/OZjjRlzP1s4
Where is everyone today? Such a late thread.
Who /havingahorribletimedealingwithfamily/ hers?
My parents haven't stopped whinging at me for the smallest bollocks since I got here, shits nuts.
Can't wait til I can move out again, not sure how to put up with a few more weeks of this.
>>25406433
All the normies are hungover
>>25406408
I wish they made a late night version so I can hear what they say without being censored.
>>25406433
I woke up at 12pm.
>>25406433
All the normies were out partying last night of course
/r9k/ is normie central and brits are the worst
>>25406463
Agreed.
Even in the most extreme circumstances, British Robot = American Normie.
Can't you redcoats go Jack off to your queen or something and leave my board alone?
had stomach ache since i woke 3 cunting hours ago, fucking sick of it. didn't even drink last night and this is how i am repaid. fuck everything
>>25406514
Fuck off yank scum
>>25406514
>>25406463
Can't you dirty yanks fuck off? Stupid prats.
I went to a "house party" last night and it was terrible.
Had to listen to some slag go on about how she doesn't have the hots for this guy we know with 1000 women after him even though she was frothing at the gash for him.
Used the opportunity to ask her a few autistic robot questions. According to her, women know they basically all want to be in a harem of the top 10% of guys, know they're all boring as fuck and know they'll probably end up settling for some beta they wouldn't even look at in their 20s.
She basically confirmed the entire /r9k/ thought bubble.
>>25406542
post her FB i'll tell her what a roastie slag she is
Just got another refund from amazon for a product i actually did receive lads, their customer service is actually really good
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>25406624
Oh and they extended my prime membership for another 30 days AGAIN that's like 6 months and 150 of her Majesty's I've received now
>>25406624
They do eventually notice numerous issues and will permanently disable your account and home address from using amazon services again.
>>25406664
Any idea how many times?
>>25406514
>my board
said the underage cancer who's been here a month
A Muslim slapped by gf's arse last night. I didn't do anything, she just giggled and we continued walking home.
Hungover? I know of a qt that can make you a delicious hangover beating wrap (complete with spit) in under 30 seconds!
I'm being serious here lads, how do you get to as bad as some of you? Not being mean but I'm a fat fuck who collects anime toys and plays video games all day and even I have a gf and spent new years eve with my friends
>>25406717
that's it, the uk is fucked. we're just being cucked by literally every fucking sandnigger who sets foot in this country.
I'm fucking killing myself
>>25406717
>tfw pakis gang banged my 13yo sister last month
>>25406749
Normie normie scum.
>>25406717
The moment she's apart from you she'll be heading to his to be inducted with faz, amir, salim and wasim.
>>25406749
Saying "not being mean" doesn't negate how condescending your post it. You have similar interests to us but you're not nearly as miserable? Good for you, really. Now sod off.
>>25406697
....and in "only a month" I've accurately deduced that the britfags are shitting up this board.
Go get scurvy, unless Muslim dicks are made of limes you're fucked.
>>25406784
Or lemons, or they jizz Ribena. Vitamin C doesn't just come from Limes anymore, silly boots.
>>25406784
>mocks the uks muslim problem
>his country is literally being overrun with nigs and spics
>watching your wife getting railed by tyrone and alashawnwa is his countries national sport
ayyy
>>25406784
Shitting up the whole board with one thread? How bootybothered are you by us that having one dedicated brit thread ruins the entire board for you? It's not like the rest of the board is anything to write home about.
>l-limeys..
You'd be hard pressed to find a single person in the UK who'd be offended by this, jej.
>>25406813...notice he glossed over the Muslim penis thing.
What's the matter, scared the diversity police will take you away if you say the "M" word without it immediately being followed with a bow and presenting you lil' eel pie for the taking?
>>25406841
>presenting you lil' eel pie
English, please. I don't speak yank.
Just woke up to find someone set a local school on fire.
>tfw revising for exams
Just end it all lads. I'm so fucking bored of this shit.
Great start to the new year desu senpai, filters were finally revoked thanks to my emails to hiro.
gonna be baka at cucks all year long
All the normies will be rekt by hangovers so I'm gonna have a quiet pint on my own down spoons.
>>25406856
Oi' ya bloody wanker! 'Es talkin' about that nahsty lil' porridge hole you bend o'er an' present whenever Big Ben bongs it's time to honor your immigrants!
Better?
>>25406352
>tfw when No Fap 2016 is still going strong
>>25406946
Oh, I see. His typing imitates an accent that nobody speaks in. Good post. Upvoted, good sir.
1-3 I play /trb/
4-6 rome total war ii
7-9 civ v
0 I leave the house
>>25406973
I'm glad you got it. I was worried your mummygovernment might've blocked anything they found offensive.
>>25406463
>/r9k/ is normie central and brits are the worst
I think you mean Australians.
>>25406749
It blows my mind that disgusting fat fucks can get gfs and I can't.
I'm not fat and ugly, I don't dress like a complete retard, I have a car, house and I'm not too much of a cunt.
But some boring fat loud greasy fucker can get a gf while I can't.
>>25407051
>>25406946
>>25406813
Are all yanks like this? It's really sad especially when they interpret an accent no one speaks.
strawpoll.me/6419767
need your opinions lads
Poleaboo needs to jot down 2 weeks of jobs he applied to over the next 3 days
>>25406463
>/brit/ convinced me we were going to have a night out together in Manchester
>turn up, spending 8 quid on train tickets and 1 hour 30 minutes of my life
>It was all a prank
>>25406765
Now tell us what rating your gf is. 3/10 because that's understandable with your hobbies.
I would be questioning it if you was with an 8/10 or something but I can only see your gf being a 4/10 with a shitty looking body.
>>25406352
actually I did before I went to sleep.
FUCK OFF
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.zzzzz
>>25407194
I dont know, you tell me, she's cute to me at least and that's all that matters
>>25407223
I went to bed at 2am so I probably missed it.
>>25407231
Yeah she's alright. Pretty cute too in my opinion. Well done.
>>25407250
Yeah i wonder why she is with me too a lot, she's probably mentally fucked or into guys with dad bods
>>25407263
How did you get her?
>>25407263
My ex was good looking. Everyone at work always said she looked nice and I did good.
Sad thing is that she was insecure and didn't trust me. She was the first serious relationship and I stuck around for that long trying to get her to trust me but she didn't like that I had a female friend who was a good friend.
>>25407272
I met her in secondary school and a year or two ago we started hanging out a lot and going to concerts. I was too much of a beta to make the first move but she asked me if we wanted to take things further and we've been together ever since
>>25407181
>/brit/
brit are mostly normies, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>25407286
>she asked me if we wanted to take things further
>she asked me
Keeper right there. Not everyday a girl asks the question.
>>25407296
what the fuck desu
>>25407296
I want to be a normie so I hang out with normies
>>25407297
It's always funny to see a girl who really wants to go out with someone but won't put any effort into making a relationship happen.
>>25407159
The secret to this is that their girlfriends are completely unattractive.
This is not rocket science. I'd rather fuck my hand than a ham queen.
>>25407297
Must be desperate as fuck
Mum's going mental at me because my little brother are following me around the house wanting to play and I keep telling them to piss off.
Why can't people understand sometimes you just want to sit down and be alone.
It's like an alien concept to them.
>>25407363
I think it's also the fact that out of a group of nerds the skinny ones are usually quiet and submissive while the fat ones are loud and outgoing which is what women like.
>>25407297
>female making the moves
Red flag, most likely a slut.
So my New Year's resolution is to kick the porn, lads.
Been going for a week already, I think two weeks is my record within the last few years, next weekend will be the hardest, prolly gonna have to stay off 4chan as my hand and boner conspire against me in the most utterly insidious ways
"Oh I aint gonna look porn tonight...but I'm just gonna look this up just to have a quick look but I'll turn it off when it gets saucy, I just wanna see how quickly I get a horn on...oh well I've overstepped it a bit here and they're getting naked, now I've screwed up I may as well enjoy it"
Now I know how fat people feel about food, those little mental demons creep in.
But not anymore.
NOT ANYMORE.
What are you going to accomplish this year lads?
>>25407433
As long as you don't wank you're alright, right?
I guess I'll see how long I can go without wanking this year. Half a day down so far.
>>25407231
Looks very pretty and kind
Idk why but the fact that she went for someone not Chad-like makes her even prettier
Not sexually attractive, just admirable as a person
You're lucky
trying to set some goals that i will actually forfill. but as i think about it, its just too much.
welp.
>wake up and vomit up some blood
>mummy is shouting at me for things out of my control
H-happy new year!
>>25407433
Poleaboos New Years Resolutions
>Get drivers license
>Get job
>Get friends
>Get gf
>Get even
>go to the bar/club section of deansgate to have some fun in NY
>see some arab/paki looking guys in proper clothing
>bouncer just tells them to fuck off cause they're shoes are unacceptable (looks like small leather shoes, appropriate for work)
>go inside
>there's fucking 40 year old white guys in a T shirt and jeans, also some ripped eastern european in a white collarless shirt and jeans
>a fair amount of pajeets, blacks and paki males as well, so it can't really be a race issue
>lots of women without boyfriends or male with them, lots of crying bitches just outside at 1am when I pretend to smoke for easy approaching
>hippie girl literally just walks straight at me asking if I have weed
>6'4 eastern european just asks me bluntly if I want to buy drugs(outside)
>get to see bouncers headlock people and throw em out
>finish at 5am
fuck me mate lol, these bouncers can be pricks to some people, was scared entering one for the first time since I see horror stories on the net.
This shit is fun as fuck, costs a lot though and kills gains, gonna do it once a month mebe.
>>25407514
>Get gf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Little Women's properly sad. ;_;
>>25407481
Did you drink rubbing alcohol on NYE or something?
>>25407433
Have you noticed any psychological changes in yourself?
I've heard porn does mad things to you mentally.
>>25407514
>Get gf
setting your sights a little high lad
>>25407514
>>Get gf
You might be setting yourself a bit of a high goal there. I'd say get the licence and job.
>>25407469
The is the problem not the wankin, the porn just fucking overloads my brain, I can go for fucking hours it's sick and it has induced some kind of chronic anhedonia in me. After a good wank I just feel refreshed, after doing a porn stint my brain is pounding and feels like it's been squeezed dry of all endorphins, it's mental.
Need to give the neurons a break to regenerate.
>>25407525
I'd be worried if I was wearing earrings to
But more because of my life choices than bouncers or clubs
>>25407531
It's the lowest priority goal tbf
>>25407481
nobody cares
go back to vomitting
>>25407533
No, I've never drunk any kind of alcohol before~
>>25407566
nigga people love it, easily starts conversations.
>>25407573
See a GP regardless.
Also, what's a "tilde"?
>>25407533
>moe reading little women
that's all i know of little women
>>25407514
Don't focus on the result, focus on the method used to attain them.
How are you going to achieve these goals? What steps will you take to make it easier to do this?
It's very easy to say "get a girlfriend", but what does this entail?
>>25407558
Just wanked again today. Finally can focus and get some sleep now before the urges come again.
>Thought I was 6'1
>Dad remarks that I look taller than he remembers
>Measure myself
>I'm actually 6 foot on the dot
Terrible feel
Don't know how you neet guys do it. I've been home for two weeks and I'm already going fucking nuts.
>>25407570
It's something that comes when your life is on the right track. Don't expect it to happen right now when you're at your lowest. I'd say hold off on that goal for at least 2-3 years.
>>25406449
who /getaskedwhyyoudon'thaveagfbyrelativeseverychristmas/ here?
>>25407684
>tfw 182.5 cm
>can claim I'm 6' but deep down I know I'm just a manlet
>>25407708
>Wait until you're 27 to get your first gf
Pushing it awfully close
>>25407723
My family know why I don't have a girlfriend, because I don't fucking want one and hate being around people, I know I like being alone and they give me shit for it constantly for not wanting to sit around gabbing with them for hours.
>>25406542
Only applies to slags, there are boring girls you could go after who are more morally upright. They're still girls though, so be careful.
>>25407741
>implying you have any chance at one now
you have a criminal record, live with mummy, zero job prospects expect minimum wage, no friends and no social life.
you need to fix your life before women are interested in you, and that's going to take a few years
>>25406721
>Wearing makeup to work
>>25407684
>tfw 6'3.5
the perfect height lads. 6'4 is an abnormally and freakishly tall height
>>25407772
Not him but it's just easier to end it all desu.
>>25407776
lol anything above 6'1" is Smerch territory
you look like a gangly alien
>>25407525
Bouncers are cunts, they'll turn you away cause they feel like it.
>>25407758
They're even worse tbf, talking to them is like talking to a brick wall. If you're not leading the conversation it's just silence.
Thoughts on this lads
>>25406458
>>25406463
>Being hungover = being a normie
m8 a lot of us were drinking alone last night
>>25407772
>tfw men need all their shit in order to get a gf
>woman don't need anything in order
Saw a homeless woman begging the other day but she was a young qt with a cut up face, probably got battered by her bf and kicked out.
Though how someone will probably take her in while the grubby old men would be left to die.
>>25407772
>live with mummy
There has to be a couple of NEETs around Manchester who want to club our housing bennies together to get a place of our own
>zero job prospects
Give me one
>>25407834
Why should we care about the normies on /brit/? For fuck sake stop bringing them over here.
>>25407834
literally irrelevant and half of these memes are foreign
who cares what those normie retards get up to?
>>25407843
Yes no shit. Females are precious commodities.
>>25407843
A lot of beggars aren't actually homeless she is probably raking in mad stacks, there are loads of women's shelters she could go to if she is that stuck
>>25407772
How comes Jeremy Kyle guests all have girlfriends and are useless scum?
>>25406931
what the fuck is filtering into baka famine?
>>25407889
yeah mate bet shes living the dream
honestly this fucking meme
>Go clubbing in a huge group of normies for NYE
>Me and two lads I know pretty well are at the back of our group in the queue
>Everyone else gets in
>Bouncer says us three are too drunk (bit tipsy, not half as drunk as half the cunts there)
>Tells us to go sober up then come back
>Rejoin back of long queue
>Says we're still too drunk when we reach front, tells us to go eat some food
>Bobbies standing there tell us to go away or they'll "disperse" us
>Go get chips
>About an hour later, front of the queue again, completely sober and very pissed off by this point, but all our mates are in the club
>Bouncer tells us we're still to drunk and we're now banned
>Shout something at him
>Copper grabs me and fills out a dispersal form while his mate holds my arms
>tfw banned from Croydon for 48 hours
>gives me a map of the area I'm banned from
>tfw my house is on it
I swear to god I hate the police so fucking much
>>25407906
shaking my head - s m h
>Spent news years at my normie friend's house
>First social event of 2015
>Just a tiny group of us
>Spent the whole time pretending to enjoy constant episodes of How I Met Your Mother and trying to ignore the sound of my one friend and his gf getting off
>Just wanted to die
>Came thinking I might actually make it someday
>Left knowing I'll never
Nothing like starting 2016 with the theme to some fucking normieshit "comedy" stuck in your head and feeling physical pain from >tfw no gf
>>25407915
Probably a ruse but you can go to your house chav.
>>25407915
Poleaboo know how bad the oinkers can be, all they care about are their stats
Proper little jobsworths
>>25407915
Shouldn't be such a useless pisshead then. Thank you police, for keeping this danger off of the streets for 48 hours.
>Finished work
>Went to gym
>Fell asleep before new years so I wasn't lonely and thinking about ex
>Wake up today and go gym
>Chill
>?!?!
>Hold me.
>>25407946
Yeah, you record one woman shitting without her knowledge and suddenly they're against you, what a world we live in eh?
>>25407959
>gym
Fuck off you normie.
>>25407915
While I'd like to say this is bullshit, the few interactions I've had with the police they've been pretty bad to me.
Had some turn up at my door the other day saying some girls phone got stolen and if I knew anything about it, the way they spoke was very accusatory.
As if some skinny white nerd is gonna make off with a Stacie's iPhone.
>>25407934
I know they're not going to come to my house and find me, and I can still bloody go into town it's not like anyone's going to spot me and chase me down like fucking james bond, but its still a pisstake
>>25407915
>get drunk
>try to push past the bouncer three times
>get aggressive despite police stood nearby
>surprised when you get banned and have to live on the streets for 2 days
fucking idiot
>>25407961
>you record one woman shitting
Didn't happen, never actually charged with that
It's like when a woman makes a false rape accusation, you're marked for life
>>25407921
having a gf aint all that m8, they whine and moan constantly and you wont be allowed to ever sit on your pc again or they'll break up as they need constant attention.
>>25407845
>NEETs around Manchester who want to club our housing bennies together to get a place of our own
That's not how it works lad. You shouldn't be even thinking about moving out without a job first. Hell, personally even on minimum wage I wouldn't move out. I'd need above that.
Get some real money coming in first. Not looking for neets to shack up with, it's a wild goose chase, you won't find anyone doing that.
>Give me one
Why? It's not my responsibility to fix your life.
Apply to ALL jobs open, and I mean all. Nothing is below you, not anymore. Work a few shit jobs, apply to other jobs, leave well on very good terms with solid references, keep applying to slightly better jobs. That's how I did it. Took me 3 years total but it's manageable.
When you message them so many times, it's actually pathetic. When you sort of wish something bad happened to them so that would mean they just weren't ignoring you by choice. When you give up and start shit posting on the Britfeel thread to feel with the Brits. When they no longer love you, the way that they used to. When it feels like things are never going to get better.
>>25407845
>clump together our housing bennies
but why? if full housing benefit pays for like 90% of your rent or whatever it is then you should be fine for bills with the rest of your bennies and still have plenty of free spending money.
>>25407893
have you seen the women they date though? slags who do nothing but shit out 4 kids or go and party all the time and love drama. robots need a laid back gf
>>25407994
you did stalk her though kek
why are so many british people autistic?
>>25408037
>Nothing is below you
I know that, problem is that there's nothing on my level either
I only apply to the most basic jobs possible, I ignore everything that requires some form of skills or experience
>>25408037
I'd happily shack up together with other brit normie's in manchester but i'm not delusional enough to think my neetbux will afford rent
>>25408124
eccentric*
>>25407946
poleaboo should kill himself for being a disgusting paki. justa being in the same thread as you makes me want to puke
How do you even say poleaboo?
Poh-lah-boo or poh-lee-ah-boo?
>>25408135
I'm a normie from Manchester, Fallowfield to be exact. I have a spare room. Cheap if you're quiet, which robots are. Only problem is I have a gf. I read your blog and saw how much you hated the 'chads' there for having partners.
>>25408248
poo-in-loo
>>25408127
>I only apply to the most basic jobs possible
like what? give all the examples you can
>>25408248
>Poh-lah-boo
Polaboo is the correct spelling but people would miss the "Pole" part then
>>25408248
pah-kee-boo
>>25408280
Warehouse/picker/packer and retail/customer service/sales assistant
Nothing else apart from the odd quirky one like working with kids at Man City FC and a few hotel jobs
>>25408285
but that's /pol/-aboo
fucking love spy films lads
anything James bond or Jason Bourne esque I should watcg
>>25408320
>retail/customer service/sales assistant
Stop right there lado, you're not getting those without solid references and experience as they are always highly sought after. Those are the jobs you move onto after a few other jobs with references and shit first. It's a waste of time to apply to those unless it's just padding for the work booklet thing.
My first job was a night shift cleaner. Which I used to move up to other jobs and so on.
>>25408350
Kingsman
True Lies
For something a bit more cerebral try Zero Dark Thirty or Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
Burn After Reading is also good, but it's a comedy.
>>25408350
The Living Daylights is the best Bond film and most people haven't seen it. You should watch that.
Do you guys wonder if any Johnny foreigners lurk these threads? Wonder if they understand britspeek
>Rarely go out
>Dragged out on new years with mates, get fucking smashed
>Go clubbing, sit down for a bit
>Room is spinning and can't see shit, already been sick like an hour ago so feel fine just drunk as fuck
>Random guy sits next to me
>Oi mate you looking to pull? My friend is gagging for it Bro go get laid
>Reply yeah sure point her out
>Drags me over to some 8/10 redhead, she hands me a half empty bottle and I down it for some fucking reason
>Mong about for a bit under the strobe lights
>Realise I'm definitely too pissed to get a boner without some serious effort
>Nip into the bogs and slap some life into my dick
>Go back out to qt redhead and back to dancing with 100% more copping a feel
>Drags me to the gents toilet and fuck her in a cubicle
>Stagger out of club shortly after and go home
And that's the story of how I sort of made it
Were all going to make it mates 2016 is the year
>>25408450
They're everywhere. You see them all the time with their inability to spell anything properly and their not knowing simple British concepts. It's just too much effort to call them out individually.
>>25407816
When I entered the guy shouted "TWENTY BONGS"
I was like, what the fuck?
apparently it meant 20 pounds.
>>25408509
Reminder that this is what normies call romance, and you should avoid them at all costs.
Hope you get an STD mate.
>>25408388
Guess I just wasted my time applying to "Sales Assistant - Manchester Piccadilly Station" just now then
>wrapped up in a blanket
>eating Thai sweet chili peanuts
>watching keith Floyd
pretty cosy lads
>>25408509
Very nice lad, quick thinking, pretty dirty situation and I'd get yourself checked for diseases but good effort.
I didn't have the confidence to fuck my ex-gf in her own home, let alone in a public toilet.
>>25408537
>Normie
Not fucking quite mate I'm an absolute lose
Posted a selfie on /soc/ a couple weeks ago and some pretty fit girls gAve me a 7/8 though so definitely the confidence boost I needed 2bh
>>25408509
>Go clubbing
>>25408625
>he doesnt enjoy loud music, dancing and chill bros and bitches from 10pm to 5am
missing out mate.
Britfeel folder is 800mb when stripped down.
this is gonna take a while to upload.
>>25408662
Why come to britfeel if you're a normie?
aoooro old angs-eye
arooooao old angs-eye
aaaa aquaintence be forgot
aroo old angsye arooo anngs eyee
Can't you yanks go Jack off into your burgers or something and leave my thread alone
Any of you lads got the nexus 6p?
I like the look of it but don't know anyone who has it.
>>25406869
>tfw we live in the same town
>>25408840
noice you 2 should suck each others cocks
>>25408840
>>25406869
Mornin' whales
what do people do on new years day exactly?
>>25408938
I think its a day normies recover from their hangovers and do everything really slowly.
>Just had a sound as fuck roast chicken dinner lads
>Found a youtube channel with a literal SHIT TON of old school kung-fu movies
>Suddenly feel comfy as fuck knowing I'll have shit loads of stuff to watch for the foreseeable future.
Ain't no stopping me now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xOdsI8oK84
>>25408972
What channel are those movies on?
>>25409006
Here you go lad
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtG36aNGHp_H0NNOFr-B-Qg
>>25407915
>keeps causing trouble
>complains when the police are being reasonable
At least you're not in America or you'd have been shot 3 times by now.
Sucked a guy off last night lads, think I'm a faggot now.
>>25407921
>>First social event of 2015
you mean 2016 lad?
Any of you lads know where I can buy a black CD shelf like this from? My mum picked it up from a charity shop years ago and it's got no identifying marks, just shiny black painted wood, and I think it was flat-pack because there are four screws on the inside of the top and bottom shelves to hold the top and bottom on.
I've looked through Argos and Ikea but found nothing similar.
>>25409035
We all knew this, that's why we kept calling you a fag, fag
>>25409047
The fuck do you think this is? Google?
>>25409047
Check target. Had a similar one, paint didn't hold up to well but it was only like 25 bucks
I have already failed all my new years resolutions. I have only been awake 3 hours
>>25409047
>not immediately checking IKEA
finnby, apelviken, billy
>>25409138
What were they?
>>25409080
No I thought one of you lot would know where to rob one from and I could buy it off you
>>25409095
I just checked their site and there was nothing, I don't think Target exists in the UK as actual shops.
>>25409138
I don't even have one. Who the fuck sticks to them anyway? Maybe 1 in 50 people. And why does it have to be New year and not any other time of the year.
>mfw I go the the gym next week and see a bunch of fatties who I will only see a handful of times
I'm all for self improvement but lets be realistic, barely any of them will stick with it.
>>25409174
>wake up early
>don't fap so fucking much
>keep up a proper hygiene schedule even on days you don't need to
>stop eating so much fatty
>>25409203
There's always next year, right?
>>25409179
>see a bunch of fatties who I will only see a handful of times
Must be a good gym if it only takes them a couple of times.
going for an all you can eat cooked breakfast with my dad tomorrow. gonna take a load of sausages home
>>25409443
All you can eats don't allow you to take away doggy bags.
Wew lads, just woke up again, have had a stiff drink to take the edge off but now the room is starting to spin, might have to go back to sleep for a bit
>>25409478
Depends where you go I suppose. I've been to a few Chinese all you can eats and they all let you take home anything left on your table since they'd have to throw it in the bin anyway.
>>25409478
they do at this place, done it numerous times lad
>>25409516
The ones in London will charge you for leftovers, as if you had ordered that dish off the menu.
You're expected to completely clear the plate which means eating all the vegetables they chuck on.
>>25406352
go to university or get a job faggot. its your own fault you are on the dole, you have the opportunity to succeed.
>>25409593
London is disusting
Is Poleaboo right in thinking very few new jobs are advertised over the Xmas period?
He hasn't found anything suitable to apply to
>tfw flooding
All of last year's shit weather was saved for December
>>25409593
London is horrible. the place I'm going to tomorrow is serve yourself
>>25409694
I think just the bots advertising fake jobs have been posting for all of December here. you might want to take note of them so you don't waste time applying in the future
>>25406952
>tfw no fap is about to end
I can't take it
>>25409694
shut the fuck up already and die
if i get ESA for anxiety/depression will they want to reassess me within 5 years?
i've read they do but the idea i could lose it quickly would always be hanging over me like an executioners axe.
i want to work, i just couldn't realistically show up on time all the time. i want to phase things in slowly and it seems like there's no way to get the government to let you do that.
Dadanon here.
Reminder to use protection so you don't get a kid from a fat roastie. Latest I've slept is 7am since finishing work.
Had to spend every waking hour with family and trying to figure out where I'm going to put all the stupid inappropriate toys people have bought him.
>Tidying dresser
>Find old P.E. shirt I wore to last day of primary school
>Signed by classmates
>"I <heart> Anon - Stacy"
>"Send me your 1st novel! - Teacher"
>>25410233
nice blog retard
There it is as promised. all the britfeel images.
tinyurl britfeelmasterfolder
I was going to include a text document crediting everybody but I forgot, but the images are labelled that are not mine.
-Im not the creator of the britfeel op image concept, I only created this version in may so I could keep it updated myself.
-the creation of the image was a group effort with suggestions on what images to use
-I suggested a separate nightfeel ijmage but wasn't the creator of the original darker version. someone did that and game me the psd.
various anons contributed to it over the year. thanks to them.
if theres anything not in there you were expecting to be in there, ask me about it.
I think that's everything.
I wont be op image guy for 2016.
I don't mind helping create a psd but im not maintaining it all year.
im sure nobody gives a fuck anyway, but there it is.
Watching The Golden Compass.
What do you think / hope your daemon would be?
>>25410280
I forgot about mine from high school, it's literally just dicks
>>25410280
who gives a fuck about what you did when you were 10 m8. i got arrested for burglary when i was 11 and i don't give a shit about it today.
>>25410319
Daemon Blackfyre
>>25410377
greentext pls
bl0x
>>25410449
>bugled someone
>got arrested
>parents paid a fine
>>25410233
Reminder that protection isn't always effective and that roasties will get Chad to impregnate them and claim its yours and the condom broke.
Get snipped if you intend to sleep with a girl lads.
>>25410300
your tinyurl dun work, mate.
>>25410484
didn't pay a fine. had to do community service. they thought it'd be fucked if my parents paid for their stupid kids
>>25410529
just type the url in the image in then, it works for me. cant post it directly cos it thinks it spam.
>>25410529
Worked for me lad
>>25410528
>tfw we live in a world where we have to teach men to avoid being cucked, instead of teaching women not to cuck
Wish /int/ would fuck off 2bh, /britfeel/ doesn't go out, doesn't have a gf, doesn't have to tolerate normie shit.
Who here /0 friends, no job, no social skills, no car, living at home and fed up of normie c/int/izens/
>>25410659
Stay mad and get a car
>>25410659
I have a job but otherwise that's me.
>>25409046
Both. Hadn't been out socially all year before that.
Fucked up my fridge freezer, spending 120GBP to replace it.
Literally 18 hours into this year, and I've already fucked up. Start as you mean to go on, lads.
>>25410923
Your plumber accepts good boy points?
Bit gay desu
I cant fucking wait for dark souls 3 lads holy shit
I just remembered how much I enjoyed DS1 and DS2 and it suddenly made me really want to play more dark souls
>want to get NEETbux
>parents are strongly against the idea
>family members know people who're responsible for the assessments and would likely tell them i was just lazy
was i born just to suffer?
>>25411103
Unless she knows a fucking Minister, ain't no civil servant going to take the word of some random family member
Currently wearing these:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00V9GJBDG
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B016UJ1YAO
I have ascended onto a new level of comfy.
>>25410300
How big is this mate?
263 MB / Unknown so far
>>25411156
I'd wear the robe, though I do have a similar one already just a lighter blue
>>25411156
that's basically what I wear, except the check versions
>>25411168
about 800mb... kek
Trying to learn to dress well but everyone in britbogistan that seems normie just wears fucking palace and nike
>>25411186
I hope you're going to do some hoovering now you have time on your hands.
>>25411260
>learn to dress well
Why? Normie, ree, etc.
>>25411294
I do... every week..ish.. hate having a white carpet desu. really needs professionally cleaning but I live in a small box room so I have nowhere to put my stuff whilst doing that.
>>25411297
Cause my hairy shit covered ass crack feels uncomfortable in these ill fitting jeans
>body feels young
>mind is very old
Feel half the world away
just took my first ever selfie lads
>>25411479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OCRlLB-DQ
>>25411377
>every 15 year old ever.
>>25411372
Wear a pair of leggings under your jeans, it's more comfortable and will help make them fit better.
I do the same so I don't get blisters on my ass from where the back pocket cuts into me when sitting at a desk
what is the /britfeel/ consensus on gordon ramsay?
Gonna take a night off the booze, was sick just after 12 quite explosively, was sick again around 4, was sick at about 11 too then took a nap in pain from 3 till 5.
>>25411627
People who get famous in Britain then fuck off abroad should stay there. I hope he hates how badly he's typecast himself.
>>25411627
I always enjoyed him, but he spends so much time in America now. Like, good for him he's gotten really big over there it's just a shame. He also, at some point, started acting differently on his American shows than he does on his British TV appearances.
Does he still do Christmas Day cooking shows on British TV? Those were pretty good
>Browsing through random profiles on Normiebook due to boredom
>Notice that lots of the attractive girls seem to constantly be on holiday and taking selfies of themselves in Paris/Tokyo/NYC etc
How the fuck do people afford to travel all the time? I swear I'm missing something here, do they just save up money and not spent it on anything else? I have a 15k/year job and I can't afford shit.
It seems strange to think I haven't had a cheese sandwich this year.
>>25411951
You'd have bigger savings if you could get a free meal just by flirting with someone.
>>25411951
Daddies money.
>>25411951
Daddy and cuckee pay for it.
