What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
I fucked a goat once.
Get off r9k. You have places to bomb, Assad.
I watched some bouncing-titties-comedy-anime with a girl I had known for less than a week.
She pretty much demanded it, but "grew bored" after the first ep, so we watched a movie instead.
She's the only one who knows I watch anime at all, so it was weird for me.
She's now dating some gym rat, after forcing a confession out of me and just running off without replying or even bothering to friendzone :^)
>>25405819
>had sex
NORMIE LEAVE
I broke my hand to get the opportuniy to flee out of psychiatric ward
>>25405819
Had sex with a prostitute
Maybe not that weird, actually
>>25405819
Dont you have french people to kill?
I got a girl to drink beer out of a homeless guy's old sneaker
>>25405819
I held hands with a girl once.
Pissed my pants in my car driving once.
>>25407778
100 speech skill or was this a dice roll check?
Paid to fuck a beautiful Portuguese trap.
>>25405819
Abu Bakr? is that you?
>>25405819
I fingered and licked my passed out moms pussy. Hope to fuck her next time
>>25408801
YOU ARE A BALD FACE LIAR!
>>25405819
I flayed a group of whores
>>25408820
No, it was real, my phone was not charged and couldn take a picture. It was so good. The first pussy i have ever seen
Fucked a shemale escort. Set fire to a building. Dont know which one is the weirdest.
>>25405819
Hello, Mohammad. How's Germany treating you?
who else /bolton/ patrician house here
>>25408853
>Fucked a shemale escort.
How was it
>>25408989
I enjoyed it. Thinking of doing it again.
I felt up and fingered a dead body with a bunch of my family in the next room.
completelyoriginalbump
>>25408487
Degeneracy actually
I once woke up in a Bugatti.
I don't know if this counts but I used to have an obsession with snapping branches off of perfectly healthy trees.
>>25408853
Christ a shemale? Did he make you cry like a cock mongering whore
>>25411704
Monster, my x gf some 20 years ago broke a branch off a tree in the park then fucked it infront of everyone... strange times
>>25405819
>detected albanian who fucked his mother
>>25405819
Hello Ahkmed
