>Well well well
>Look who finally crawled out of his hole!
>Have you got a gf yet, anon?
>>25405293
My entrenching tool is the only company I need.
I have a gf.
She is cucking me with some asshole back home.
Dont worry lads though, your gf's do it too
fuck off Jim lets finish the fucking trench already
>>25405293
Aye, she's a rat but she's my rat
>>25405293
>tfw you're so mentally damaged by shell-shock at this point that you have absolutely no idea what's happening anymore.
>these posts
never have a gf when you're in the military, basically ask to be cucked.
>>25405293
Getting a gf in 2015/2016 is definitely way harder than getting one in 1914.
Back then it was expected for a male to have a woman as soon as he becomes a man. Women needed someone to provide security, food on the table and warmth in winter.
Now they'll just wave their credit card and some wageslave will do anything for them.
They can live in gated communities for a mere amount of jew papers and never be afraid of anyone.
They can order food online or just go to the supermarket and never have to risk their lives for a beefsteak.
They can turn the electric heater on and never have to work or chop wood as natural resource.
>>25405293
>tfw German gf
I-I'm cucking the enemy right lads?
>Uh, sorry anon. We're all out of gas masks.
>>25405729
O-oh, okay. I actually like the smell of phosgene, so it's fine.
>>25405690
Doing gods work lad stick it to them krauts
>>25405729
Jokes on all of you i pissed in all the masks
>>25405760
kek
It actually smells pretty nice.tho
>>25405771
y-you too>tfw I'm afraid she likes the baker in her town
>tfw you fail foot inspection day
>>25405855
Fuck the baker in his boi pussy to establish dominance pvt.
Now help me collect dead krauts watches so i can a buy one of them oriental brides i heard about
>>25405929
Y-Yes sir
I'll get right on that
