shoo shoo roastie

you're not desired here either.

>>25404191
if you really love us post pics of your crusty vagina

>>25404191
Tell me you love me, bby

I'm buzzed and it's 5 am here

I have more beer in my beer but I don't want to wake anyone... Should I go get it, friends? I took a 5 hour nap so I'm not really tired right now,

>>25404191
femanon, what does it mean when a girl texts you "goodnight anon" followed by a blue heart emoji?

IT'S BLUE IT'S FUCKING BLUE WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>25404293
More beer in my car.. fuck maybe I should go to bed

dumb bitch didn't asnwer anytihgn

>>25404191
What happens when u like a femanon a lot but you don't really pay too much attention to the stories she tell about her friends that you never met before and she gets really upset about it?

I fucked up so bad

>>25404191
Choke on your own vomit, roastie.

>>25404448
No you didn't, that's normal. She might get annoyed and pissy about it, but if she's acting like it's the end of the world, then you're the one dodging a bullet if she leaves.

>>25404191
>ask a drunk femanon anything
are you a slut? do you have sex often?

>>25404293
>more beer in my beer
don't get it anon! drink some water

>>25404308
blue means hmm absolutely nothing she sounds into you. go for it

>>25404448
just tell her why you're not relaly interested in stories about her friends

>>25404464
i fucking wish anon i really do

>>25404481
not a slut and i have neve rhad sex

>>25404191

if that's you Rebecca, have a happy new year

>>25404613
>i have neve rhad sex

be my gf

>>25404613
YOU DIDN'TANSWER MY QUESTION WHY

>>25404613
Why didn;t you tell me yo loved me?

>>25404191
i just drank a bunch of smirnoff too and i hate the world
whenever I'm drunk i just get really angry

>>25404678
not rebecca but i hope both of you have a good year

>>25404692
no

>>25404693
what was ur question if it was silly that is prob why i did not answe r

>>25404709
i don't love you anonn sorr y

>>25404730
i get really happy until a point where i get rly sad i am angry when im sober though

I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT YOU GUYS I'M REALLY SORRY

>>25404885
Pls love me just for tonight baby

>>25404914
why though not original comment

>>25404941
Pls baby it's new years

>>25404947
you're weird anon but ok i love you

how can I have sex with my sister

>>25404965
thank you bby

I love you too

>it's 2016
>girls can't stop shitting up the board
hope OP deepthroats a shotgun before the night is over

>>25404973
you shouldn't be doing that my friend

>>25404979
glad to make you happy

>>25404992
hey eeyore listen i'm a big fan, just relax, it's new year's eve, just stick around, talk to us about whatever is bothering you, I don't want to shit up the board I just wanted to have a nice thread like this ok? just relax

>>25405017
kiss me bby

>>25405029
no thank you that is where i draw the line

>>25405052
pls bbby

Why do normies think posting shit with typos is an acceptable way to show intoxication?

>>25405052
bby pls

OP my hair is thinning a bit at the crown and receding a little do you think i shoud buzz it if it's not SUPER noticeable but you can tell if looking for it?

thanks sis