>you're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass
What do?
DEFENESTRATE HIM
Kick his ass. Elliot was a pussy.
>>25404166
>Implying the doors wouldn't locked before he even tries to get in
>>25404166
Splash my drink at him
>>25404166
tell him about the plunging im going do do with my penis into his sister
>>25404166
push him on the ground, whip out my dick and start pounding his tight boypussy yelling "I'll be your first, Elliot"
>>25404166
>implying a supreme gentleman would ever slap a lady's ass
Your scenario is too implausible.
>>25404232
Top kek, I read some of his manifesto, this kid cried more than a little girl.
>your gfs
>>25404218
Underrated post desu senpai original comment 123
>>25404256
Yeah, he'd go write in his journal about how he should've slapped that disgraceful whore's ass and then cry himself to sleep at night.
Ask why the hell theirs a corpse walking around.
>>25404183
>DEFENESTRATE
Amazingly, I actually knew what that word meant.
>>25405036
That's not as impressive as you think it is. It's basically a meme word.
>>25404166
always in time
>>25405033
Nice dubs pal
>>25404166
Let him have her. It's for the greater good.
Gently ask him to please abstain from repeating that behavior in the future
Dump GF.
End of problem.
>tfw no supreme gentleman
original tbqh
Call him a magnificent gentleman and invite him to join my World of Warcraft guild.
>>25404166
What gf?
Let the master have his way with my imaginary gf
call the ghostbusters
the proper ones, not the nig nog ones
thinking of starting an elliot folder. he's really cute. i recall a webm of him saying "i mean look at me. i'm fabulous" which is what sparked my interest in him
Let him have his way, as I potentially saved some normie's lives.
