There are always a lot of threads with topics like "What qualities do you want in a gf/bf?" so let's switch it up a bit.
What qualities do YOU have that you think your gf/bf would like? (if you had one that is)
Literally nothing.
I'm worthless in every regard.
>>25403518
You have to have something, have you ever read those "femanons, what do you want in a bf?" threads and seen a single thing? Are youa manlet?
>>25403540
I'm a manlet, I'm also genuinely ugly, obese, and lack anything resembling a personality.
>>25403499
Optimism or being calm
>>25403499
Everything I have to offer is superficial.
I'm tall and built well and aparrantlty have a good face (I don't know because I have extreme DPD)
But I'm also extremely unstable and very fucked up in the head so I can't see that I have anything of value or put it to use.
And I'm limited physically due to pain so can't have fun adventures
All in all I'm just waiting to die because I'm too afraid to do it myself.
A real catch right here.
I'll start then, hopefully this is not too narcissistic
General things:
>Tall (6ft)
>I work hard and have strong ambitions
>Will probably have good paying job after I finish college
>Above average looks
>I can cook well
>fashionable
>interested in making the other person feel good in the relationship over myself
>level headed and extremely slow to anger
Specific things that would apply towards the kind of gf I would want:
>not a boyslut/manwhore
>would rather die than cheat
>I am a big weeb but I have self-awareness and I won't judge you for liking different series
>I want not only to have children but also to take an active role in raising them
>I'm not good at it now, but I'm interested in learning sewing and stuff and would like to make handmade clothing and dresses and whatnot
>I've been told I look genuinely cute cross dressing before (not just some hairy dude in tights)
>I will watch yaoi with you if you want
>>25403499
>try to be smart, knowledgeable
>steady income
>reliable transportation
>dress well
>try to be funny
>confident
>try to be selfless
desu if i wasn't so fat or didn't hate most fags i could have someone by now, i'm a fucking catch
>>25403577
are you white?whites can't be robots
>>25403624
I'm mexican familia
>>25403641
W-Well.....
What's your penis size?
>>25403499
>white
>nice face
>
>>25403624
I'm the guy who made those posts.
Yeah, I'm white.
>>25403499
Fit
Aggressive with delusional-tier goals
Sadist
I don't know. I'm average heights and average looks; the only thing I got going for me is that I have a lot of hobbies and talents from being reclusive. It's pretty easy to pick up a language or muscle-memory developed skill in 5-6 months if you have 16 hours a day to study or work at it.
As for my personality, I don't think it's absolutely terrible. I still get invited out to places, get contacted by friends, and occasionally when I feel like leaving my cave I still go outside. The only issue is that I'm a complete asshole-- I'm kind in actions, but extremely harsh and cruel in words.
Too bad I like being alone 99% of the time and I only leave the house when I need that little bit of human interaction and an opportunity arises when somebody else offers. I don't think I'd ever get a gf because I'd just flat out ignore her or get bored after a couple days. None of my relationships in HS ever passed the one-week mark
>>25403701
well there you go friend, you have something.
Who knows, maybe you even have a 6'' penis too, and all four of your limbs.
>>25403732
6.5" x 5" and at the rate I'm going, I'll be missing a foot within 5 years.
Probably just money so I'll just be avoiding women for life because id rather not be a cuck in addition to a social failure.
>>25403753
White and a big penis! Way to go anon! Do you have hobbies too?
What's happening with your foot though?
>>25403788
>Do you have hobbies too?
None.
>What's happening with your foot though?
I was trying to say that if I keep living the way I am, I'll be losing it to the inevitable diabetes.
>>25403804
No hobbies? You sure you don't like anime or something?
Eh, diabetes, could be worse.
>Strong jaw, long eyelashes, long arms, broad shoulders, and long ass fingers
Oh, man. It's great. It's too bad I'm extremely boring and am a shut in with talent in areas no one appreciates.
>>25403823
I honestly don't think I'm into anything enough to call it a hobby outside of browsing 4chan.
>pretty
>good career great wage
>pay my own bills
>have my own pad
>gentle, dominant, honest, loyal & dependable
>>25403874
maybe you can find a 4chan addicted femanon to ride your big white dick
>>25403919
My average white dick means nothing when I'm this fat and ugly.
>>25403879
>pretty
Are you gay anon?
>>25403961
....serious no man female
>>25403841
Sounds like my guy except I apreciate his talents and I dig the home body thing
>>25403961
I am another pretty male anon. Don't get upset that people are both more femine and more masculine than you.
>>25403985
pls be my gf to be house husbando for
>>25403926
You still mean a lot to me anon! :3
Never give up!
>>25404007
Just find a female chef bud they love that type.
Loyal as hell to my guy death before hurting or betraying his trust
>>25404034
>Just find a female chef bud
>Just
Okay
>>25404010
>You still mean a lot to me anon!
This hurts the most because I know it's not true.
>tall
>broad shoulders
>above average penis
etc.
I don't know why I'm not an alpha. I have no friends. I think it's because I'm such a bore.
Also, people are so goddamn selfish. I ask people about themselves a lot, but they never let me get a word in about myself.
>>25403499
Self-awareness of my flaws.
That's it.
>same interests(games, manga, anime, and music)
>loving
>loyal
>caring
>young
>natural qt
>(book)smart
>pure maiden
>cheerful
>i can't cook but i can buy him lots of candies and sweets instead?!
>can take care of him
>would do pretty much anything if it made him happy
now why won't my senpai notice me already ; w ;
>>25404072
That sounds like an excellent trait to have a horrible source of misery at the same time.
>>25404076
Noticed, but I doubt I'm senpai
>>25403499
Sense of humor
>>25404044
well, good luck getting somewhere eventually
who knows, maybe you'll loose that weight
>>25404042
It narrows down the search plus she will love feeding you. Spend time on /ck/
>>25404076
You should just learn how to cook. Why not? It's an excellent skill to hav for yourself and for potential spouse/children, and it's not all that hard to develop.
>>25404076
Perhaps I can be the Senpai you need
>>25404109
>Spend time on /ck/
What the fuck would I even post? I don't cook
Why do women give such terrible advice. Someone telling me to anhero would probably be better
>>25404129
Lurk, learn some shit ask questions
>>25404143
>tfw so miserable I fapped in my shorts without bothering to take them off to avoid a mess
I don't think I have the ambition
>>25403499
>What qualities do YOU have that you think your gf/bf would like?
Why the hell do you think I'm here? Maybe because of my crippling social anxiety derived from both very low self-esteem and bad experiences from the past? Nah, can't be, I must be a Chad taking a break on /r9k/ from fucking all the whores that throw themselves at me.
Really though, I don't know. I'm a bit above average in terms of intelligence. If I started working out today, I could pull off a decent bear look in a year or two. I'm tall. That's it.
>>25403985
Whoa whoa. I am that anon that is like your current man. Seeing as I'd be obviously interested in meeting a woman like you, could you do me a solid and tell me how you met and how I could potentially win over someone like you? Much thanks femanon.
>funny if your humor is compatible as mine and dont mind being ripped on
>6'2"
>at least 6/10 looks, not fat
>job
>plenty of free time
>generous
>diagnosed depressed
>diagnosed borderline disorder
>unmotivated
>extremely fridget because I'm terrified of coming off as creepy
>no actual friends
any fembots that would consider being my gf
>>25404198
What kind of humor do you like? I'm a guy just so you don't get your hopes up
>>25404109
>implying that anyone on ck knows how to cook.
>>25403499
I don't really get angry. I'm a mediator. I find it easier and more natural to attempt to understand people who differ from me or do things I don't agree with than to get upset with them, and I'd rather reach out and attempt to compromise than shun them or walk away.
I'm passionate and fairly knowledgeable about my few hobbies.
I don't know what else. I was fat for a long time, recently lost a lot of weight but it's weird to think of myself as possibly being attractive. I doubt I am.
I think I can be funny, but my sense of humor can be too dry or morbid for a lot of folks.
Oh, I can cook. And I eat pretty healthy.
I feel most people just think I'm boring, though.
>>25404205
well normally I just rip into people but I do it with with a smile and in a joking manor, you'd be surprised how many people laugh
>>25404234
I can appreciate that
>>25404241
>Appreciating things
>On /r9k/
Get out.
>>25404118
ehh...i'm busy with school and work. if we have time together i rather spend it ordering pizza and watching anime together
soromantic, i know >___<
>>25404125
>>25404091
nono!
>>25404277
Please anon
I'm miserable and alone
>>25404279
I hope you get your senpai femanon
A femanon is going to reply to my post and ask for contact information r-right?
>>25404297
Which one's yours? I'm not a femanon
>>25403702
Do you even want a gf?
>>25403499
BIG AMAZING DICK
>>25404164
Done.
Women like this can be found working in a position of power in a blue collar male dominated field. To lead men you have to be strong, speak directly honestly and, ernestly. Pay is great but she will work a lot and probably be a bit of a workaholic. This is why I love the home body I spend an insane amount of time around tons of ppl from every day service to photos and interviews. so alone time with my snuggle bug is awesome.
I met him at work ages ago when I was a sous chef. He was hired on as a prep and beginning position line cook. We became good friends I always loved his odd sense of humor. He moved away and came,back a year or so later came and applied to a restaurant I was the head chef at.
Look online keep an eye out for women in those kind of work fields. What made me fall in love with him was the odd,sense of humor, he made me stop and actually think, he's quiet gentle and a kind man.
His hobbies are awesome and i take,part in them. War model painting, terrain building, board games, reading, movies and we have spent an insane amount of time lounging around playing with Legos.
Bonus: we have been together over a year and since we don't bs one another we've never fought.
>>25404307
It has no replies, top half of thread.
>>25404297
Y-Yeah.. haha.. I know someone will take pity on me and try talk to me..I'd be willing to be owned like a pet at this point just to feel wanted by someone.
>>25404337
I've read your story before
Fuck me he sounds so much better than anyone here. I don't think I could get anyone like you to have anything to do with me right now.
>>25404344
Sorry family I doubt it'll happen
Still I imagine you beat me >>25403694
>>25404337
One more thing eyes out for an older woman no kids never married. Super stable can keep their shit together. 7 year age gap between us.
>>25404363
He's got his issues so do I we cross those bridges together
>>25404423
The fact that he had a decent job puts him fucking miles above me. That and I doubt he's got crippling depression
>>25404337
Holy shit. That's always the sort of partnership I've always wanted and always feared was a fantasy. This really brought back hope in finding the type I'd like. That you never argue is another part I like because I've always held the ideal that arguing is a sign of weakness in communication.
Thank you for your advice anon. The long, detailed post was most appreciated.
>hhkv
>get told I'm pretty young looking, people sometimes think I'm a minor even though I'm 24
>music taste isn't exclusively top 40 or 500 days of summer-core
that's it
>>25404441
He was on the bottom rung of the restaurant making 10$ an hour. He does have depression I wouldent call it,crippling 100% of the time he has a really hard time with people. Its hard for him to stay in a job for a long time because of his intollerance for ppls shit.
He's not working atm honestly I could care less I make way more then enough money.
>>25404325
Not really. I don't want to use someone then toss them away like trash once I'm done with them. Nobody deserves to go through that.
I really should apologize, but I don't want to bring up long forgotten events and possible traumas. Maybe I'm just being a coward and rationalizing my lack of repentance. They deserved better than me; I hope they're happy now.
>>25404413
Alright, you're getting my hopes a little too much now.. You really should stop.
>>25404504
>I could care less
Dropped like a bag of rocks. He can have you
>>25404509
Do you sometimes wish you could treat people differently?
Positives
>Tall
>Lean
>Pretty good looking
>Loyal
>Nice hair
>Been told that I am good in Bed
>Somewhat intelligent
>Generous
Negative
>Clingy
>Insecure
>Deep seated problems from Childhood
>Alcoholic
>Angsty
>A bit edgy
>Don't have any real hobbies
>Can't trust people
Any girls want some human-wreckage feel free to apply
>>25404492
It's the first time I've had it it's fucking amazing if he does some shit I don't like I just calmly let him know what it is and why and he does the same thing. Were both laid back enough that we just speak and don't get heated
>>25404528
Meh he'll figure it out like I said I'm not perfect either the point is we work on it as a team.
6in penis
5'7''
140lb
asian
I work out at the gym. skinny mode
Still virgin, pure of heart and pure of soul, atleast until I came to this shithole.
>>25404552
It's couldn't
Couldn't care less
I know I'm a fucking autist
>>25404539
Yep, your man sounds much like myself.. Right down to making 10 dollars in hour in a job I'm overqualified for and have interests in an older yet single lady who is essentially my boss. Oh jeez.
Thanks for making me hopeful again
>>25404566
Like I said I'm not perfect lol
>>25404597
Aye and I said I'm a miserable piece of shit
>>25404537
>>Been told that I am good in Bed
NORMIES GET OUT
>>25404606
>Chef whore gets a pass but he doesn't
At least kick her out too anon.
>>25404604
You don't seem bad just a little to hard on yourself.
>>25403518
This. I don't blame women for staying away from me, there is nothing to gain.
>>25404635
I'm not sure how to express misery over text.
>>25404555
you from LA m8?
>>25404647
What makes you feel like that?
>>25404654
Because you can't get tone of voice over text
>>25403694
interest: checked
>>25404673
No I mean what makes you feel miserable.
>>25404684
I doubt I'll get by on good looks
>>25404699
>no social skills (more or less alone as child)
>no friends
>family hates me
>can feel control of my life slipping away from me
>>25404738
How old are you do you work?
What hobbies do you have or like to do?
>>25404756
19
History, reading, vidya
>>25403611
I would literally marry the man who will watch yaoi with me
>>25404775
I'd watch it with youbut I'm not him
>>25404766
:) I know you've probably heard it before but your still so young. Try working even if it's part time or voluntary work. Its a good way for a young man to get away from family troubles. You learn responsibility, how to begin to care for yourself, how to deal with stress.
Any kind of history in particular you are interested in? What do you like to read?
>>25404801
That's okay, as long as we have yaoi Fridays
>>25404835
You're*
Sorry typing on phone with autocorrect at 3 am gets funny
>>25404536
Honestly, no. If I did, I wouldn't be myself. In the end, I value my own being more than my relationships with others. Maybe one day, I'll find someone who's infinitely entertaining and I'll truly be in love. Or maybe I'll just have a spark ignite and I'll become so infatuated with someone that my love for them will override any of my own other desires.
But to honest, I don't think there is a chance. I can't seem to be able to compromise or make sacrifices for others-- I can only take, I can't truly give. Can you begin to imagine to date someone who seems to love you with all of his/her heart and seems utterly devoted, only to suddenly turn face and treat you like an absolute stranger the next?
I think about it sometimes, though. But it's all just wishful thinking in the end. We're all dealt different cards in life, and some people simply don't have the ability to truly love others. You can try all you want, but in the end, it'll just be insincere.
You can discipline yourself and build a great body, work hard and get a degree and well paying job, study hard and learn many interesting skills, throw yourself into the fray and become highly sociable-- these are all things that you can eventually develop with courage and perseverance. But how can you learn to love? Sometimes, you'll just be a failure of a human being in a certain aspect how matter how hard you try.
>>25404775
I would literally marry the woman who would be interested in me crossdressing and call me cute from a non fetish standpoint.
>>25404838
We could have yaoi everyday if you wanted. I wouldn't mind.
>>25404854
I don't have a crossdressing fetish and you would probably look very cute. Does that mean I could buy clothes for you? Omg
>>25404863
Nah dude cmon we gotta watch some seinen too right or are you into shoujo hahah
>>25404835
>volunteer work
>when I have a job
No thanks. I already did that, and it certainly didn't help me with anything. I didn't do it to help me anyway.
>Any kind of history in particular you are interested in?
I'm a Romanboo, but I enjoy most any history.
>What do you like to read?
Greek mythology
>>25404881
I don't watch anime myself anymore. I only ever watched girl moe shit. I'd probably enjoy more with a gf that liked it than alone.
>>25404886
What kind of work did you do? If not to help you then why?
What made you quit?
>>25404866
>Does that mean I could buy clothes for you? Omg
d-doki doki suru
>>25404906
I don't think I've watched anime since Mushishi ended :') right now I'm into really chickflicky drama movies and channelling my inner faggot
>>25404909
I cleaned the kitchens for my Church. I did it to help my church out not me.
I didn't quit anything, you must have misread that.
>>25404917
I only like those movies because I think they're funny bad. Not sure what the appeal beyond that's like.
>>25404910
S-senpai...
Because we would go shopping for dresses a LOT
>>25404920
Have you had a job?
Tfw my first job was cleaning kitchens
>>25404943
I just got a job, and I had another one before in a factory.
>tfw everyone there talked shit about you behind your back
>>25404931
Ah well uh I mean I go on like these feels trips. And cry. :')
>>25404937
Th-That doesn't sound too bad....I am blushing up here
>>25404968
That's cute
I wouldn't mind cuddling you during thatOr teasing you
>>25404986
Me right now x.x
>>25404998
I deserve it. I deserve all of it hahaha I can't stop it's like this addiction idek man
>>25404853
I feel your pain anon.
Is it worse to be unloved by the world, or to be unable to love anyone else? At least if I was unloved I could work towards it, exercise, study hard, ect. like you mentioned.
If one can't fall in love himself, there's nothing one can do about it.
>>25405057
We all have our guilty pleasures.
>>25404964
Ww1 potato masher style grenade? British?
>>25405080
Tip of the iceberg anon, just the tip :')
>>25405126
Eh
I don't have much trouble seeing past them :^)
>>25405119
That'd be German friendo. Unless you're asking if I'm British in which case I'm American.
>>25405140
I think if you can deal with the yaoi you'll be fine haha!
>>25405156
I don't know
I've never read/watched it before
>>25405031
me right nowA-Around where do you live?
>>25405170
I'm pretty sure nowhere near you truth be told haha I'm in Singapore
>>25405078
ASPD?
botploxsox
>>25405168
Uhhh you might be in for a surprise there bud
>>25405214
I know it's gay shit
I doubt it'd kill me
>>25405199
His smile and optimism: gone.
I'm in Midwestern United States
>>25405152
No just had a hard time iding the helmet and grenade style. Ww1 imperal german army? I imagined the curve to be heavier and not so wide
What are you doing for work now?
>>25405239
Part of me thinks this is a challenge
>>25405205
>ASPD
No I don't think so anon, sorry.
>>25405249
The grenade is a Stielhandgranate
It could be WW1 or WW2 since they used the same style in both, although if it's WW1 it's after 1914 because of the helmet.
Anyway I've got job making sure people get the books they ordered online. Nice, comfy, and nobody to talk to.
>>25405244
Oh shit son
And you watch nichijou? God I love that anime
>>25405263
It's not, but feel free to act like it is.>>25405286
>>25405249
>>25405286
Actually it might be a sticky bomb and an American. That would explain the large head and the fact that the helmet is more uniform in it's edge.
>>25405301
Oho now you got me interested
>>25405287
Nichijou is great!
>tfw it will never have another season
There's the mangas at leasttoo bad I can't read them
>>25405337
I'm interested in why you chose that image for your reply.
>>25405340
Are they only in japanese? I didn't even realise the manga existed actually hahaha so funny though! I really miss it :')
>>25405359
Because 1. I like Pepe and 2. You seem not to know about boku no pico
>>25405408
I know if I go on /a/ and ask for an anime name they'll tell you Boku no Pico and that it's yaoi. Other than that no, because I don't watch any anime let alone yaoi. Still doubt it'd kill me.
>>25405445
It killed me slightly. I was never the same
I can cook.
I can look pretty cute.
I like working out so there's always the hope that my body will stay nice.
I'm very loyal and caring. I would rather die than cheat or anyone and I would do anything for my partner.
I'm adventurous, that might be a plus for some people.
>>25405484
I'd be your bf on that alone.
I imagine there's more to the story though
>>25405477
And you're trying to kill me now? That's not very nice
>>25405498
Sure, everyone has bad qualities. I can get clingy and obsessive because I'm so loyal.
I can also be impatient.
>>25405523
>I can get clingy and obsessive because I'm so loyal.
I'd consider that a plus
>I can also be impatient.
I'm the same so I can't complain
>>25405514
It's like a trial run so you can deal with my shit HAHAHA
>>25405392
I think they're only in Japanese, or at least they only were last time I checked. It was a good show, I miss it to.>tfw no gf to re-watch nichijou and other good shows with together
>>25405544
For most people here it would be a problem since I would nag them to stop playing video games 10 hours a day impatiently.
>>25405553
I can only imagine how underwhelmed you'd be when I most likely just say it was boring.
>>25405559
Dude I feel you on thatI need to re watch all my faves with someone :')but oh well
>>25405573
I play vidya a lot, but I wouldn't have issues stopping for a gf. I have other hobbies too, and just talking to her would be more interesting anyway.
I can fix anything wrong with computers, electronics and cars.
I also come from a family in the construction business, have worked on construction sites and built a couple of family cabins with my brothers and parents.
Nothing special, but my skills make life easier and cheaper, more money for her to run off clubbing :^)
>>25405286
>>25405316
That's going to drive me crazy I can't Id that helmet
>>25405607
>Chef by day, 20th century military uniform aficionado by night?
It looks far more American that German imo and I used to be a WWII buff. I'm fairly amused that it took priority over my misery so that's something.
>>25405581
Awww :^( but yeah I dunno if I have anything that shocking to show you
>>25405631
*than German
>>25405631
Sorry shit like that drives me nuts lol. I enjoy military history
>>25405641
You realize where we're posting right? I doubt there's much you could show me that'd really do anything.
>>25405659
Maybe I'll make a thread on /ck/ about it and that'll get me a gf :^)
I'm white, about 6'0, and as far as I can tell I'm not ugly.
I can cook pretty well, although my repertoire is limited to cheaper ingredients.
I'm reasonably fit and go running almost everyday, I'm not strong though.
I don't care about sex that much and would never even think about cheating.
I'm responsible and not prone to doing anything stupid.
I'm also smart, but I can't say that without sounding stupid.
I'm a guy before anyone asks.
>>25405663
It took me a moment to realise since we were having a comparably normal conversation :]
>>25405584
Sharing your faves with someone feels like such a casual, and yet intimate act.
Revealing the shows that touched you personally, made you laugh, long, cry, to someone else and having them join with you in those feelings. Then having them show you the same.
It's really just chilling and watching tv together, but there's something beautiful behind it all.
>>25405686
You were threatening me with yaoi
>>25405676
I would post good related there lol this seems like a /k/ thing.
It could be an m1 helmet but if that's the case what grenade is that
>>25405711
You know I feel the same way about my books. Like my books change me, my favourite lines and quotes they're all a part of me when I'm done reading them. I only ever show my favourite books to people I'm close to, and I probably guard my writing the same way really. So I get what you mean about the shows and stuff :)
>>25405725
Food*
...I hate this phone or I'm getting to o old to use it
>>25405595
What kind of hobbies, Anon?
>>25405725
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_bomb
Sticky bomb's my best guess
But you said I'd need to look on /ck/ :^)
Maybe someone that likes to overanalyze meme pictures and is a qt chef woman with a younger guy fetish will see it
>>25405713
Well I did say comparably normal... relative to everything else in r9k? :]
>>25405743
It'd be nice to share all of these things and more with someone someday
>tfw no gf intensifies
>>25405752
See >>25404766
I guess I forgot to mention YuGiOh is also a hobby I have, although I'm very casual about it. I don't bother with the meta
>>25405767
There's threads full of faggots posting their yaoi fantasies every day here
>>25405763
It's not impossible!
>>25405815
I'm not so sure about that
>>25405773
Single pringle life feels. Too bad about geography huh
>>25405796
Exactly! So it's not so bad :^)
>>25405853
And I still imagine I could handle anything you threw at me :^)
>>25405838
It's a real shame, oh well.
I'll probably go to bed now though, goodnight anon. Goodbye hugs~ I hope you find a nice bf in Singapore soon!
>>25405763
And I can't reconcile the shape with a sticky oh fuck fuck no that's an rpg 40 anti-tank stick grenade!!!!!!! Russian ww2!!!!!!!
>>25405874
Aw shucks anon you're smooth today lmao
>>25405892
Gnight anon! Good luck to you too mate, sleep well!
>>25403499
>loyal
>understanding
that's about as far as I could get, doesn't remotely make up for the fact that I'm a fat NEET shut-in. just take me out of this misery already.
>>25405907
That looks right. The helmet being Russian makes sense too.
>>25405907
Ssh40 helmet!
>>25405908
Chad on /r9k/ and a hopeless autist irl ;^)
>>25405931
You know all you're doing is make me jealous of your bf
>>25405944
Same tho. I'm friendly but socially awkward. Woe betide me hahaha the only time I gave my number to a guy was when I had had a couple drinks and barely remembered giving it to him at all
Literally nothing.
My dad is rich I guess.
>>25405969
>getting drunk
Worse than the yaoi could ever be for me t.b.h
I'm 6'0"
I have a decent education
Virgin (therefore also faithful)
Not fat
It's not much, I know. I think I am an extremely boring person and tend to get rather melancholy. My autistic hobbies like anime or vidya would probably repel most women and if not they would soon realize that I don't really have much to offer. It's pointless, really.
>>25405954
You should be excited! That's fucking amazing!!! I wonder what was happening at the exact moment he dropped where did they find him.
>>25405989
Ohhhkay then I indulge at special occasions but that probably is a deal breaker for some people haha!
>>25406005
Probably got shot (maybe by a sniper) before he could throw the grenade. Sorry I'm not as worked up as you. But yeah I'm jelly of your bf
>>25406006
I'm an autist browsing /r9k/ so I'm not surprised I'd be good at ruining things with my own hang ups :^)
>>25406005
Think about it a Russian soldier much like this trying to take down a goddamn tank with a hand grenade
>>25406029
If it makes you feel any better that was at my cousin's wedding and with my family getting drunk is compulsory lmao. I usually don't drink much otherwise
>>25406036
The Russians were barbaric savages that deserved everything that happened to them. They fucking destroyed my family's homeland and I don't care about their grunts.
>>25406021
He was single for ages shit was crazy rough for h and he was single for ages before we met you have time man. Shot we didn't start dating until I was 32
>>25406069
That just sounds like shit t.b.h and a complete fluke that I'm not going to hold my breath over. At least from his perspective
>>25403499
My dumps never take more than 1-2 minutes squat-to-wipe. That's about it desu.
>>25403611
>cooking
>fashion
>sewing handmade dresses
>crossdressing
>yaoi
holy shit can you get any faggyer? no woman will be interested in you romantically
>>25406065
The whole thing was savage. My family's predominatly Jewish a lot of them were sent to and died in Dachau. The Germans were fucking monsters the history and events are really important to try to understand.
>>25406055
I'd hardly consider you similar to normies in that department, but I'm not for it ever
>>25406104
Soviets were worse
Germans were also shit
Still the only thing I get is happiness from the thoughts of the Russian grunt getting killed, not inquisitiveness.
>>25406084
Could be a fluke it just seems like it happens when it was time or at least that's been my perspective on it. Not saying to hold your breath just keep an eye out
>>25406121
How much of it do you think that grunt creates or was he a boy fed propaganda, brainwashed and sent off to do the real monsters bidding.
>>25406114
HAHAH while I would hypothetically not mind swearing off it, it would also reasonably take someone I'm very attached to
>>25403611
does your name start with p
>not original
>>25406129
Well I'm right back at square one of misery it seems.
>>25406144
I don't care
He's not an innocent party. If I wasn't Catholic, I might think he was.
>>25403499
>6'2
>not fat
>no deformations
>love singing
>often make jokes out of everything
>like explaining things (learned this is a thing today, somehow)
>watch anime only occasionally, capable of decent recommendations
>don't have female friends (desired by insecure and lacking self-esteem women)
>mostly dom, can switch
>deeper end voice
>a little shy but communicative
Not everything about me is good, even the things I've listed. However there are girls that dig some of those points.
>>25406158
That's a good answer.
>>25403499
>What qualities do YOU have that you think your gf/bf would like?
I'm basically a cunnilinguistic genius.
I'm balding in my 20's. It's still at the point where if I don't fuck with it, it somehow arranges itself over time to cover the spots. Undone every time I wash up though.
Average in every other way, all I do is play vidja/study. The only real emotion I feel these days is IMMENSE ANGER trying to get better at touhou. I am unemployed and self-critical to the point of locking myself down. I can't even drive a car without having a shaky grip because my composure is utter shit (hence the touhou games, at least if I fuck up in those I only lose video game lives instead of my life/dosh). My discipline is so on/off I go from brushing my teeth religiously to stopping entirely and rotting in my bed.
Truth be told I don't know what I'd expect out of a partner, and I don't have anything to offer. It's probably a lack of interest aside from getting my dad to fuck off about giving him grandchildren when I have a chad half-brother that is also his son. He should just give up on me, because after all the rejection and bullshit I put up with people in my childhood I grew up bitter and/or apathetic to other people except the desperate.
I'm fully resigned to the fact I am likely to die alone at the age of 22, seeing how I cannot even support myself in any way with the barriers to entry in the job market. I cannot even fulfill my goal of having a simple life with how things are.
All in all, even if I do have some trait that is positive there is no chance of success anyway.
>>25406190
Honestly it'd probably be good for me :')
>>25406164
What about this let's say for the sake of argument Satan exsists.
He posseses a young man and bends his mind to do horrific things in some manner wouldn't he be somewhat an innocent victim of his circumstance?
And for the misery try to think about it like this enjoy small pleasures let the larger ones come naturally I don't know about you but I'm enjoying this conversation quite a bit atm I'm still awake and imtrested at 4:30 in the morning how about you?
>>25406229
I see no downside to it
>>25406201
We're kind of similar. Want to be buds? I've always been a big fan of Touhou, but I haven't tried out the games seriously until 3 weeks~ish ago. I'm on a 1 week break after clearing EoSD on normal last week and I'm stuck on PCB.
>>25406243
As long as I have my yaoi I guess!
>>25406251
It's been 9 months and I haven't been able to 1cc any game on normal.
JUST
>>25406236
If Satan wasted his time possessing nobodies in Siberia I'd imagine something was up that was far more interesting than some grunt getting shot trying to destroy a tank.
And yes that would be a victim of circumstance. However the Soviet government isn't Satan and the laws of God are written in the heats of men so he doesn't get a pass.
CCC Part 3, Chapter 3, 1 The Natural Moral Law
1954 Man participates in the wisdom and goodness of the Creator who gives him mastery over his acts and the ability to govern himself with a view to the true and the good. The natural law expresses the original moral sense which enables man to discern by reason the good and the evil, the truth and the lie:
The natural law is written and engraved in the soul of each and every man, because it is human reason ordaining him to do good and forbidding him to sin . . . But this command of human reason would not have the force of law if it were not the voice and interpreter of a higher reason to which our spirit and our freedom must be submitted.5
>>25406256
Well I don't really mind that. Or watching it.
>6'3
>strong
>kind
>intelligent
>full head of hair
May have sucked my penis a little with this list (mainly number 4) but it's mostly true. People I know tell me I'll make a lucky girl very happy one day. I just need to find the right girl.
>>25406303
You sound like Chad
>>25406313
I might be Chad in all ways except confidence. I was overweight as a kid and it absolutely destroyed my self esteem. People are always surprised when they find out I'm actually a nice person.
>>25406331
Anon I'm pretty sure you're gonna make it. Good luck
>>25406357
t-thanksthis is original
>>25406280
The Soviet govenment was a close second. In not saying he would have been purely innocent I think innocent might even be the wrong word for what I'm thinking.
So no good or evil innocent or guilty but a product of the time and social climate something akin to brainwashing.
>>25406269
It's k. Clearing 2hu games is just a matter of autism and consistent focused practice... like everything else worth achieving in life, I guess.
Do ya have a steam?
>>25406390
Your assessment only works from an atheistic or maybe deistic world view. I don't have that so it's meaningless to me.
>>25406294
Well as long as we're cool on that :]
>>25406413
You'll enjoy it more sober anyway :^)
>>25406442
You act like I'm a recovering alcoholic
>>25406464
For the purposes of the joke you're still a boozer
>>25406410
But you can see how it would look that way from those views. This is an important part of understanding those around you :) this is a rare quality you are exhibiting
>>25406468
Why thank you kind sir for saving me from my alcoholism hahaha!
>>25406474
Of course I understand. Autistic fedoras try and force their worldview's moralisms into Catholicism to make arguments when they could be doing something else.
>>25406487
It's just a different view point not good bad right or wrong just different
>>25406480
Anything for the qt damsels on arcanine
I'm a true white knight in shining armor
>>25406497
I disagree. I believe in an objective right and objective wrong as a Roman Catholic. You take it relativistically, not me.
>>25406498
Oh my should I flutter my fan and curtsey?
>>25406550
It's the proper thing to do for a weeb girl
>>25406558
HAHAHA fuck you man
>>25406570
Who'd have thunk I'd be so great with women? All I need to do was becoming anon :^)
>>25406587
*needed to do
>>25406587
>>25406596
I honestly prefer it this way haha! Lets you get to know a person yknow?
