Why do you deserve a gf?
>>25403158
I don't, but then again there's a lot of girls that don't deserve a bf either so maybe we could pair up and not deserve each other y'know?
because i'm clingy and obsessive
>>25403158
Because after all I've suffered, I deserve a break.
>>25403290
>>25403212
Get fucked betacucks.
>>25403158
I don't
But nobody deserves anyone honestly
>>25403383
That's the goal.
>>25403158
Because I want one.
I WANT ONE NOW.
NOWWWWWW!
>>25403527
no, you must not
>>25403158
A gf doesn't deserve me
Why is the universe so hostile to us? Was it really just bad luck in the genetic lottery? Imagine being attractive how awesome that would be, all the females that despise "nerds" would praise you and actively pursue you, if only I were more attractive...
I'm somewhat attractive, sweet, kind, and other than depression and anxiety I have a stable, intellectual head on my shoulders.
>>25403158
>implying 2D is the closest anyone would get when you can just look up pictures of real tits on the internet
>>25404110
Yeah right loser.
>>25403158
Everyone bitches and moans about Starfire being loose but Robin can go fuck Barbara and then hand her the invitation to his wedding the next morning and everyone just laughs.
Say what you will about 3DPDs being whores but 2D girls deserve better.
>>25404280
>Was it really just bad luck in the genetic lottery?
yea
You don't deserve to reproduce basically or you will just hurt the gene pool.
>>25404386
I'm to good for this world
>>25404280
Science tells us it was a mix of genetic predisposition and environmental factors.
Basically everything in life conspired to fuck you over.
>>25404418
Yeah, whatever you say mr virgin.
I don't deserve a girlfriend. I'm a fat, stupid piece of shit. I should honestly just kill myself but i'm too much of a coward.
>>25403158
>tfw you'll never run your tongue over Starfire's beautiful alien abs
>>25404511
>tfw there are alien chads out there right now banging 10/10 alien sluts and you're here posting on r9k
>>25404396
>implying that not everyone in comics are fucking degenerates
There's not one worthwhile person in them
WAAH I DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE IM LONELY AND MUH BIOLOGY DICTATES I MUST HAVE A GF OTHERWISE I CAN NOT BE A HAPPY PERSON WAAH WAAH WAAH
(ironic post)
>>25404544
Starfire only ever wanted to be loyal to the dick she loved.
>>25404580
kekles muh smeckles
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>>25404525
>tfw Raven is probably getting gang raped in hell and loving every moment of it.
I don't deserve a girlfriend, nobody deserves a girlfriend. You just meet someone and the two of you hang out. You flirt, you fuck, and you do stuff together. Eventually the two of you hang out alot and may even start to behave like each other. Its not rocket science.
>>25404434
I'm not a virgin. That's how I know I'm too good for any female
