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>she's had sex with a guy with a 9 inch dick before (she
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>she's had sex with a guy with a 9 inch dick before (she measured it she says)

Jesus fuck what the fuck do I do? Should I trash it?
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Yes, she's a used whore

throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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>>25402222
i flat out told her i have a 6 inch dick and she still wants it

unsure how to proceed
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You realize you will never satisfy her the way she did. You should just bail right now before you invest in her more then you should.
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>>25402203
Invest in dildoes
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come on faggots i need help

she knows im a dicklet and still seems like shes really into me, even if shes fine with it i dont know if i am
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Women over exaggerate dick sizes. You should still be concerned though
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9 inch dick is a meme. No one you have ever met in real life has a 9 inch dick. She is lying OP and even if she isn't she probably measured incorrectly because women are retarded.
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Just fug her, she wants you not him.
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Fug her and throw away after.
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>>25402286
She doesn't want it. She'll put up with it because you'll spend money on her. She's still going to kuck you for a 9 inch cock though.
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>>25402591
i dont plan to spend anything on her

in fact, shes coming over to my house to stay the night next week
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>>25402520
Go through with it. But understand she will laugh at you and compare your small dick to mr 9 inch, especially now that you mentioned it and planted the seed in her head.

I avoid fucking her just to protect my ego. I mean if a one girl is willing to fuck you, other girls are as well.
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>>25402554
What? Nigga, people on 4 chan have posted there big anon dicks. While improbable, not impossible.
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>>25402613
>in fact, shes coming over to my house to stay the night next week

How come?
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>>25402203

fuck her if you want, just don't commit. Do not become emotionally attached, because I guarantee she can't.

>she talks openly about sex like it's nothing
>sex is "NBD LOL IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR"
>tattoos
>piercings other than ear lobes
>hair dyed unnatural colors
>she was "raped" and talks about it for attention

there are more red flags, but those are just off the top of my head.
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>>25402655
i dont fucking know dude

im 18 shes 19, im fucking 5'7 manlet and she is 5'10

i dont know WHAT the fuck is going on
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>>25402613
Look m8 as long as you're not something like a 3 incher, dicks do their job. Sure big dicks are a turn on for women but you can do everythig they do with an average dick as well.

Try not to care about this too much. 3 out of the 4 girls I've ever been with told me I was their best fuck and I'm around 5".not saying they couldn't be lyi g but they still.come back for sex.so who gives a fuck
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How would she measure it? Get a ruler put it next to his dick? You're being trolled.
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>>25402222
Quads of truth
Drop her OP
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apparently "it doesnt matter i think you're super attractive"


is this real life?
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oh man girls just go nuts when you stab them in the cervix with your 9 incher
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>>25402765

>Not having a foot long

Get your inadequacy out of here.
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>>25402203
Trash her. She lied about how he has a 9 inch penis. Stupid bitch can't measure shit, so dump her retarded roastie ass.
Alternatively, dump her so you can get a new gf or a gf at all for the new year!
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>>25402613
>next week
Why plan this so far in advance? Either she's going to bail last minute, rob you, give you AIDs, or a combination of all three.
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>>25402658
>tfw you know someone exactly like this
Is this a trope?
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She just wants you to pull it out so that she can laugh at you
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>openly telling you
trash
>unless you asked, in which case
cuck
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>>25403236
unfortunately, yes. It fits some people perfectly.
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>tfw big dick
>tfw its completely wasted on a shitpiece like me
Its like having a ferrari, but only being allowed to rev the engine in the driveway.
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>>25402286
>tell her you've got a 6 inch
>she didn't 360 and walk away
>she wants it
Buy a 6 inch dildo, give it to her, tell her to fuck herself, ascend to chadhood and leave this hellish site forever.

Pic semi-related
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> Have 4 inch dick
> hooking up with qt
> She says I'm the best she's ever had
> She says "I've had a 9 inch dick and you're so much better. I'm serious, I think women must be lying when they say they like big dicks because they just really hurt. I have to pretend to moan so that they can hurry up and get off but with you it feels really good. Why are you so good?!"
> Now GF
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>>25402745
Can confirm. I have a pretty small dick and nobody cares. Women just suck it and some have even driven over to my apartment to hook up with me. Everybody just tells me how cute I am and leaves it at that. I even got taken advantage of by a model (I'm not lying, I didn't want it. I really didn't want it.) and she didn't say anything negative about it. She just took my shirt off and felt me up more.
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>>25402745
Can confirm too. There are size queens out there, but not all are.
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>>25404475
You're fucking delusional. Every single woman I've ever met says that her current boyfriend is the best in every aspect. That is, until they break up and she moves on. Then the new guy is the "best".

>grill in hs told me how wonderful her bf is
>can't stop talking about him
>breaks up with him after 2 years
>"he was a small-dick ED crybaby who would punch me in the stomach whenever he got mad"
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>>25404587
Poor misogynistic anon is incapable of believing that good people exist.
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>>25404587
>hs
>women
That's a fucking baby, not a woman.

Also
>things get ugly after a bad breakup and include slander
No shit, sherlock.
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>>25404475
she's lying to you bruh. no woman would choose a small dick over a big one. most women aren't size queen but given the option between a bid dick or small one. she going to pick the big one. your girl trying to not hurt your feelings.
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Does anybody here think Chad gives a fuck if the slut he's about to bang has fucked a guy with a bigger dick? Or how many dicks she's sucked?

No, he just cares that he's gonna fuck her.

OP, if she's gonna envolope your penor with her vag then just let her. Why cuck yourself out of sex?

However, the fact that she told you about the 9 incher means she's a big slut so don't get too attached.
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>>25404731
She broke up with him while they were in college, and she still insists on all those things now (years after the breakup).
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>>25404900
Of course he doesn't care, he's doing the same she is doing. That's why they're perfect for each other.
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>>25402687
>mfw this whole thread
OP im not doubting women don't like smaller dicks, but be honest, shes had that thundercock, it wont be long until she returns to it. If you're gonna continue the fugging and have her as gf, be aware of the shit she says, you could be cucked slowly and slowly before you even noticed it. If I were you I would fucc her, but then that'd be it
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>>25402658
Forgot some:
>smokes
>drinks alcohol
>wear slutty clothes
>liberal political views
>fancies extra marital relationships
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>>25405714
>doesnt have sex with me
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>>25405714
>has/had casual sex
>does drugs/smokes
>has piercings (other than earlobe)
>is constantly around males
>has more than 1 relationship every 5 years
>talks about her boyfriend's private shit to friends
>even once utters something along the lines of "I need to find myself" or "I feel like I should experiment" about ANYTHING other than science
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>>25404900
No because he is going to pump and dump. This is only a problem if you are thinking about being in a relationship with them which seems like OP would like to do.
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>>25404427
>360 and walk away
>360

Mate, then she'd be walking towards his cock.
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