Tell us how you will cope with the loneliness in 2016?
Kind of like r9k resolutions
>Fembots are welcome to share
>Pic related, no qt asian gf
>Pic related, bed post get more action than most of us.
I will cope by working out and learning chinese.
Reasons:
- I will get in better shape
- I will increase the pool of people who potentially can but won't date me by about half a billion.
How about you fellow robots?
>>25402199
I'm gonna shitpost on 4chan
original comment OC
>>25402234
thats what i did in 2014 and 15.
Going to try a change.
Will it be the year??
I give myself 2 months before i revert.
>fembots are welcome to share
HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I sure do wonder how a girl will cope with loneliness
>want to go out?
>fuck off nerd
>want to go out?
>fuck off nerd
>want to go out?
>fuck off nerd
I think this is the year it will happen.
I only ever had 1 gf for 4 months back when i was 18 so basically feb-may 2011.
Havent even touched or flirted with a girl since, but I am going to be living in Cali for 15 months starting in March while being in the best shape of my life (155 5'9" right now). I think the pieces will fall into place and ill lose my V card with a qt AF chick
I just want some r9k skype friends.
But every attempt I make gets shuts down by "ree normie" posters or normies.
>>25402313
thats the spirit anon! youre still in your early 20s, lots of slutty college girls in California.
Some of those asians feel sheltered and now is their chance for freedom
You might just upgrade to cyborg.
GL anon
Let us know how it goes!
>>25402313
Like you would take any dreg that comes your way. If you lower your standards, it taints you. You'll only ever be able to date up if you get lucky
>>25402373
bumping with qt
Adding another 10lbs of muscle and being the 200lbs 6'4 badass I always knew I could be
I think this will be the year I finally take myself out. Just need to set up cremation and burial plans and pay those off as well as have a will drafted.
>>25402430
gl anon, i believe
beep boop
Just keep clicking those "I'm not a robot" captcha
Soon it will be more than a dream! 2016
>>25402199
I just started working out at the gym again. I'm going to become the strongest in the world by november. Once the election is over I'll challenge the winner to a duel and become the new president.
>>25402438
thats right anon, you don't want to burden anyone with those bills. keep it classy.
You prob want to figure out and record how you want your service too.
You don't want to roll over in you grave, when your mom invites your "friends" from school as a kid...
>Verifying "I'm not a robot"
I knew it!
I didn't feel any gf feels for about a year, but lately they've been coming back a lot more. Loneliness feels like it's eating me alive desu.
I might be able to get a gf one day, but the reason I can't now if because I'm disgustingly obese. Even if I lose the weight, I'm going to have a lot of loose skin I'll need to get cut off and that's going to cost me close to $55k. I'm going to try this year..
>>25402488
I can be one of your PR guys. "Yes we can GAIN"
>>25402313
Sorry buddy, but us manlets just get passed over for a half as attractive, twice as tall chad
>>25402517
I only have extended family, all primary family is dead and the small town graveyard where my family is buried is several hours away from where I grew up. Shouldn't be an issue, even then services don't matter - even if not what I'd care for I'm already dead so it won't affect me.
>>25402543
OP here
lose it slower. it shrinks a little better that way.
A little loose skin will be fine. just not a ton.
GL anon
>>25402586
I don't need PR guys, I need rivals to push me further! Think you got what it takes?
>>25402647
Nah, I've dug my own hole with my weight and I'm going to need skin tightening surgery or I'm going to look like I'm melting.
>>25402199
finish my masters, get my bjj blackbelt, keep myself distracted from the crushing loneliness of life.
>>25402640
any bucket list before you hero?
You might as well get those done in 2016.
Maybe you'll end up changing you mind and have all the money planned for the grave saved up as a bonus.
I believe anon. you can do it!
>>25402665
I'm down for body improvement.
>>25402199
Same way I cope with it ever year.
>Cry
>Feel Sad
>Masturbate
>Feel even more sad
>Think about drinking but never actually drink
>Browse r9k
>Watch anime, movie play video games
Then wait for 2017 to repeat it all over again. I wish I would die in my sleep or be put in a coma.
I'm building a PC and it should be complete by mid January. I always used to fill the void with videogames but was limited in what I play because of my shitty laptop. Might as well go all out, not like anything will change.
Same way as every year.
Nihilism!
>>25402725
try finding a group of gamers to play with. their ends up being one asian girl in those groups usually. You can be her orbiter
GL anon.
>>25402688
None. I've never found any passions or interests to pursue. Every day since my mid-20s has been hoping to find something I care about and waiting for death.
>>25402808
I'm not really capable of orbiting because I don't open up to anyone. I also don't like Asian girls either.
Gl to your endeavors as well.
>>25402199
Going to a marathon.
First prize is 20.000USD
If i lose i'll probably just kill myself.
>>25402831
OP here
there has to be something anon.
Fan of food?
Thats one of mine that keep me hanging on. Im not ending it until i get to eat a lot more nice food first.
being using my slave labor money visiting europe and asia to eat their food.
Kangaroo in AUS was neat.
hopefully i will finally kill myself
>>25402893
dude if you can run a marathon well, there is a decent chance you can get one of those runner chicks.
They are fit and hot.
But if you do win... can i have some cash? haha
Recently i've been getting in shape due to jojo, i'm getting tired of videogames, the only thing i've played for the last 4 months is Project m and i haven't played it in 2 weeks, my social skills suddenly got way better and i'm as shy as i have been these 6 years (i'm a shut-in neet with only 6 friends, all male), i'm lurking for a job right now so i have money to keep studying and so, i feel like i'm becoming an adult now, i think it's just matter of time for me.
>>25402915
Why kill yourself when you can upgrade to mk 2?
Your a robot, not a emo kid.
You have to have some goal.
>>25402941
>only 6 friends
>only
>I'm slightly insecure please feel bad for me :(((
You're a normalfag, Harry.
>>25402199
more asians girls
Who here knows that feel when no girlfriend
>>25403104
I'm not telling you to feel bad about me, pretty sure you're way more normalfag than i am anyways
>>25402899
No. I've traveled and it was no different than seeing the same places in pictures. Food is just food and it never tastes as good as I imagine. Everything I do is just a distraction to forget about a complete lack of fulfillment. Hopefully a lethal dose of heroin will give me euphoria first.
>>25403027
>You have to have some goal.
If I had a goal to work towards, I wouldn't be spending my time on 4chan doing nothing with my life.
I guess I'll try my best to not be lonely. Working on it kinda numbs it for a while.
>>25403201
I know
>tfw
>>25403340
>>25403201
>tfw foreveralone manlet reading >>25402768
I-I don't think I'm cut out for a gf
Going to go somewhere secluded where nobody will ever find my body, and kill myself.
Can't afford a funeral, and I won't want to burden my family with the costs
>>25402355
What kind of things are you into anon? I might be down to talk on skype
My resolution is to remove >tfwnogf
I don't how I will do it but I will succeed. Getting a gf, complete and total resignation to my life of solitude, a shotgun to the face, whatever. I hate that my loneliness consumes me more than anything and I will remove it.
Help me robots, how do I remove >tfwnogf?
>>25403437
1.Be normal
>>25403443
How do I be normal? What is normal? I hang out with normie friends but all we do is play vidya when we do.
>>25403489
>friends
Well there you go. Now you just need to be yourself and go to social gatherings.
>>25402199
The same way I coped in 2015, by not giving a good god damn.
>>25403507
Outside of playing vidya on the couch with my close circle I hate social gatherings. All anyone talks about is there boring job, the weather, and other shit. I hate it. I did meet one guy and we talked about set theory which was cool but I prefer to learn things like that on my own with no distractions.
I retract my original question to replace it with: how do I even get interested in socializing when it bored me to tears. I both yearn for and despise social interaction. I just want to be able to laugh and enjoy myself around people.
>>25403572
are you INTP
>>25403620
Yes (or INTJ). I don't know how much that test tells though. I loath to base my psychological framework on a 30 question internet quiz.
>>25402199
since august, I've been losing weight. starting 2016, I intend to join a gym, start working lifts on a regular basis, at least two times per week on non-work days, continue to lose weight and achieve the 10% body fat goal that allegedly achieves visible abdominal muscles on men.
additionally, I will start praying for a swift death. I no longer want to live in this world, but I will not commit suicide. So I will, instead, start hoping for my death at a personal high of health.
>>25402355
fuck off to /soc/ in my opinion
28 here. I feel like life's passing me by and I'll become one of those middle-aged guys (hopefully with moneys) fucking women in their 20s. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but come on.
>>25402199
I'm going to fully embrace it. I will work out like a fiend, eat well and spend all the time I would spend trying to be social doing other shit. Occasionally, I'll hop on the motorcycle with some gear and just go.
If things are still looking mediocre in 2020 I'll take a 9mm aspirin
>>25403204
you just don't get it do you faggot?
