>wake up tomorrow
>look like this
>wat do?
Sage this thread
Eat for the first time in three months. Shave.
>>25400991
>Buy 4chan account
>name myself something stupid like sage
>Kill self
Shitpost on 4chan
>>25401084
spoken like a true neckbeard fatass
go fuck OP's bitch ayyyyy
kill myself for being a muslim
>>25400991
>Become male stripper/male escort for ladies
>Get sugar mommas
>Fund lavish lifestyle
>shitskin
Kill myself.
>>25400991
Cut my shoulder skin off so I don't have a shit tier tattoo
try to use my morphing powers to turn into a girl of equal attractiveness
if successful, suck lots of cock
I'd unsuccesful, eat lots of pussy
>>25400991
Go on a rape spree. Become the raping Chad. Girls won't even be upset that I raped them because I'm so attractive.
>>25401084
>knowing this little
He probably eats the same amount of calories as you, lard ball, the difference is he actually eats clean and builds muscle by working out.
>>25400991
get that shitty tattoo removed.
>>25401597
Getting abs is 1% exercise, 99% not eating.
>>25400991
Fuck as many ugly girls as possible. Watch as beta women murder eachother inorder to climb on top of my dick.
Smile cause I know I've made it.
>>25401751
This. Except I'd rather make one 'ugly' shut-in girl's dreams come true and stay with them.
>>25401931
You're a noble man, anon.
>>25400991
Go back to playing vidya and watching anime like usual.
Kill self I don't enjoy looking like an ape
>>25400991
Shitpost on /r9k/ and masturbate all day.
>>25401945
>>25401931
>thinking ugly shut-in women are good and this is somehow noble
it's still a woman.
The only honest to god woman you'd find that would be a 'forever alone' would be a 600 lb moldy 50 year old
>>25401931
Because every woman deserves to be treated like a princess.
>>25400991
Finally try to get a qt /fit/ grill.
>>25400991
It'd be an improvement for me, but his body looks weird. Still, like I said. I'd be all :3 to be honest.
>>25400991
Be sad that I turned into a twinkey faggot with a tattoo.
>>25400991
Seduce every girl who has ever mistreated me, and get nudes from her then use the nudes to humiliate her
>>25401945
For what? Proving that the ugly shut in girl would suck his cock if was Chad mode but have nothing to do with him otherwise? Yeah, real noble.
Guess you can't undo being a beta
>>25401685
No it's not you turd, you have to work abs out like any other muscle group
>>25400991
Fap and shitpost on here
Honestly wouldn't change much, I would still be terrified of women/any sexual/flirtatious encounter. I mean, I suppose I could go on tindr and post this pic and hook up with a qt, but I would still be completely incompetent in every social aspect and cum in 2.2 seconds. Shits pretty hopeless.
>>25400991
>all of the things I normally do, except maybe I'd be even more paranoid about the nature of reality than I already am/have been
>maybe have a bit of an ego boost from being attractive but feel bad about it because I know it doesn't actually amount to anything
>just sit there and wallow in self-pity like the sexy man I have become
Everything I do would become erotic, would be a little weird desu
>>25400991
>shave
>remove tattoo
>bleach skin
>go back to living my regular life
>>25400991
>wake up looking like that
>4" dick
What do you do?
>>25400991
Make friends with some normies so I can get 'connections' for jobs, then work my ass off so I can fund my expensive ass movie prop collection.
>>25400991
>praise white Jesus that i'm not fat anymore
>get that fuck awful tat removed
>>25402081
No, but the girl I'd pick would.
>>25400991
Still have paralyzing fear involving social contact and extreme levels of paranoia.
>>25400991
wtf mexican pride tattoo, thats not a mexican
>>25400991
>masturbate
>feel no difference
what's the point of looking like this then? I hope it's not to please women you cuckolds.
Why are his abs so asymmetrical?! This is honestly upsetting me.
>>25403970
He looks like a shitskin to me.
Still can't get a girl because I have a severe inability to woo a woman regardless of my appearance.
Already really fit. Doesn't matter because I'm a shut in neet.
>>25402449
maintaining a low bodyfat amount means eating a certain calorie count per day, most likely a low one, you fucking idiot. this is coming from someone who actually exercises.
>>25400991
>become shitskin
>kill self
>>25400991
be bad that i lost all my gains
>>25404086
>most likely a low one
yea 1500-2000 is soooo looooow
>>25400991
>yell allahu akbar
>go to nearest mosque and obtain explosives
>blow up at any optimal gathering spot with lots of white civvies
>>25400991
Wake up
I'm not in the mood for this shit robot
>make new friends
>try to make friends with a girl that crushed on me and I crushed on
>introduce her to my new girlfriend
>watch the world burn
It'd be simply epic.
>>25401931
Spoken like the faggiest white knight of all time. Kill yourself.
>>25400991
>Become a park core/one hand photography pro
>I'm like spider man but instead of shooting web i shoot creep shots of hot womens
>Build a massive collection
>Black mail everyone on social media with the help of an bunch of out sourced Indian IT guys I met whilst jumping of this sick ledge.
>Become rich and buy the island of Haiti
>Release feral cats with a 5/1 population to humans just for shit and giggles
>Then one day whilst doing a double summer salt off a 5m high ledge whilst taking a up skirt and lighting a cigarette the cops catch me.
>At my trail I enter the booth
>Out of nowhere I turn back into a fucking beta neck beard
>People scream in horror tossing feces at each other
>I tip my fedora at them
>And exclaim
>shhhhh
>no tears
>only dreams now
>>25401931
I see you have betaitis
My advice: Kill yourself
>>25405968
>>25406140
Why so mad? That just leaves more Stacey for you to orbit.
>>25400991
He does look a little like me hahaha. I'll just do the same as always, I am an hermit devotee of the intellectual ways and have long transcended petty concerns such as physical appearance.
>>25401758
Sad but a true statement of this kardaseun reality some live in daily. Est 85% of North American $ seekers and their hangers on in Asia so this pushes the world est to 58%
>>25400991
Get rid of the tats, play vidya.
>>25403514
power bottom
>>25400991
Probably kill myself for having shit tattoos and a dyel as fuck body
Plot twist: laughably small penis.
>>25400991
remove tacktoo
jerk off and play video games and talk about star wars lore on 4chan all day
Get very fat to troll myself.
>>25400991
Schedule an appointment to laser that shit off.
>>25402449
No you don't you fucking retard
