Get in here, faggots.
We both know you don't have anything better to do.
What is/are your New Year resolution(s)?
Mine:
>quit smoking
>go back to the gym
>make friends that don't do drugs
>find boyfriend or
>do something with my life that justifies not having a boyfriend
ive been saying i would do stuff which i never end up doing since i was a teen. you guys should grow out of it as well
if you had any intent on doing it you wouldntve bothered waiting
>>25400461
>kill self in 5 years
>find girlfriend or
>do something with my life that justifies not having a girlfriend
>>25400537
I've never actually made a NY resolution.
Always felt they were pretty silly. Basically what you said.
However, I figured it might be a good starting point for change this time around. I'll at least quit smoking and avoid drug users. The gym might take a while.
>slim down
>do well in my course
That's about it. I was going to add
>become friends with a girl
but it was too unrealistic.
I actually had these exact goals at the start of this year and did well enough. So, 2016 will just be 2015 part 2 for me. Yep, another lonely year.
Avoid women at all costs and try them like dirt if they talk to me
Get some world records in several video games
Lose weight and go to the gym
Save up my money
That's literally it
Anyone else not even bothering to make a resolution cause you know that you'll just give up on it?
>build time machine
>set practical goals
Finally man up and kill myself, like I should have done years ago.
>>25400707
>tfw no time machine to correct all the stupid shit I've done
>>25400461
This is more a practical life goal thing than a NY resolution, and also just ideas of shit I'd like to do in the future.
1. Make a sizable illustration portfolio full of non-embarrassing work.
2. Make anobscure fandom specificart book, print a few copies.
3. Improve gouache painting/collage skills.
4. Start working tentatively on a dating sim/walking sim?
>Be kinder to myself
>Be more social
I'm really terrible to myself, and I'm a good person who doesn't deserve that much hate. You'll get all the harsh words you could ever need throughout your life. Don't give them to yourself too.
>>25400461
1. Get back in the gym. Three days a week.
2. Start running/hiking 3 days a week minimum.
3. Stop going home on the weekends (in University).
4. Stop eating take-out every day.
5.Go grocery shopping every week.
6. Go to every club event. Leave my apartment every weekend
7. Shave every day, hair brushed, and haircuts regularly.
8. Finish my lit. backlog.
9. Learn Spanish, French, and Russian.
10. Get a 4.0.
Pretty mundane for the most part but I struggle with simple tasks. Complex ones like number 10 are way easier for me than shopping for groceries and cooking meals.
>>25400461
This year i will for sure rape someone.
I'll begin my hunt tomorrow.
>>25400904
Why would you want to cause someone that much pain?
>>25400904
Your new year's resolution should be to stop being so edgy.
>>25400483
finding a boyfriend is as simple as making a dating profile and waiting for the messages to flood in, you lazy fuck
>>25400919
Because he wants a response. The edgiest responses get the most replies, the posts with the most replies get read the most. It's like Reddit's upvotes. 4chan is the Reddit of edgy comments.
>save up 5 million GBP
>use it to buy massive arsenal of guns and ammo
>kill all of the normies
>ascend to the rank of 9/10
>act in a more alpha way
Also off topic, but who is Marco the replier? I always hear normies and tumblrinas alluding to him
>Go mountaineering
I just wanna go climb a snowy mountain and marvel at its beauty. That's all I want from life, lads. How do I even begin though?
I'm going to kill myself this year
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME THIS TIME
FUCK I'LL KILL MYSELF DURING JANUARY
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE SHIT EVERYDAY ANYMORE
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL ANYTHING
>>25401048
What stopped you in the past?
>lose some weight
That's pretty much it.
>>25400461
mine is to off myself
>>25401048
post it for posterity
>learn to play guitar
>continue losing weight
>get a girl friend
>lose virginity
>>25400947
>>25400919
Seriously? How the fuck else am i going to get a girl to let me stuff my peter in her?
If i rape a girl tomorrow or a tranny i won't be a virgin anymore, i wont be a loser robot and i'll be able to focus on my hobbies and school so that i can get on with my life.
All women enjoy rape, it's just a mater of raping them long enough for them to start to enjoy it. Raping women should be legal.
I'm 100% serious, i'm not being ironically edgy these are things i truly believe.
>>25401100
Dubz dubs looks good to me
>Gym at least 3 times a week, run 4 times a week
>Finish learning javacsript, put together a portfolio for jobs
>GF but I doubt this one will happen
>>25400972
They're mostly looking to fuck ya dork
Quit drinking for at least a month, should make it easier to quit smoking, and im gonna start walking to work (2.5 miles away) so i can start losing weight (currently hamplanetfag 320lbs)
>mfw everybody in this threads gives up on their resolutions after a couple of months
>mfw ive been lifting consistently for years and don't need to lose weight
>mfw I never started smoking in the first place
>mfw built my time machine several months ago
new years resolutions are stupid and its statistically likely that you're going to give up on yours. make changes in your life because you care about them and want to commit, not because of some stupid cultural practice
Uhhhh no
>original blox blox
>>25400575
finding a girlfriend is as simple as making a dating profile and waiting for the messages to flood in... oh wait except no because of FUCKING FEMINISM
>lose weight enough to fit into girly clothes
>catch up on all my anime
>get a job to fund my smoking habit
>eat my own cum at least once
>>25401140
Not the beta ones, roast.
>>25401211
>implying tons of beta dudes aren't looking exclusively to fuck
>>25401127
>>25400904
>20 chin-ups (was going to be 10, but what the hell)
>Continue to lose weight, hopefully enough to get rid of my gut or get a thigh gap, maybe 150~170
>Join muh-reens
>Learn to draw porn or yuru yuris, not both
>Find a hair style that suits my hairline
>wear a nice suit with a vest
Not in any specific order. Marines are more of a dream than a realistic goal.
>>25401251
>implying he isn't just an edgelord
>find meaning or happiness that gives meaning
I want to:
>Start doing calisthenics or going to a gym.
>Start university
>Be a good student
>Study more
>Study harder
>Ignore the outside world until graduation
Thank God for online college, learning to program at home instead of around normies is the shiet
>>25401211
All I see on there are betas desu
>>25401127
Don't do it man, you're putting pussy on a pedestal. You won't be able to focus on your life and hobbies with a rape charge hanging over your head.
>>25400740
If you really want to kill yourself, then your life has no value to you. So before killing yourself, you should spend a drunk, drug-filled day staggering around on the beach aggressively catcalling or something. Or masturbating on an airplane. Or just anything that you're not allowed to do. I mean sure everyone you meet will hate you but it won't matter because you can just kill yourself if you feel to ashamed. drunk thoughts, hope I didn't push you off a cliff.
>>25400770
>no time machine to prevent debt
Goddammit, why did I get a credit card for when I was broke as shit?
Why am I such an impulsive shopper even though I'm broke?
>>25401282
I'm going to cut you with these edges if you keep poking fun of them anon.
>>25401316
>i will succeed in the modern world without social skills
>Stop wanking to porn
>be more forward with my desires
>ascend from hungry skeletondom
I will bring my sister back to life.
>Do better in school
>Go out more
>Stop masturbating
>Stop watching porn
>Go to church
>Workout more
>Squat 300 lbs for 10 reps
>Gain 20 pounds of muscle before summer
>Get a social life
>Get a gf
>Get a gamers score of 30,000
>Run a marathon
>Read all unread comics and books
>Make at least 3 new friends
>>25401360
>no time machine to not do that last shot that made me retardedly drunk at my cousin's wedding
I sang Queen loudly and tried to hit on someone so badly.
I have only one. It's to finally commit suicide.
>>25401273
once you get to 10 start doing weighted pull ups instead
I'm going to murder my sister
>masturbate less
>watch less degenerate porn
>lose v
>get a gf maybe
>say yes to more shit
>go out more (at least once a week)
>>25401157
walking doesnt really lose weight, hit the gym.
>>25401497
Not quite true. A neighbor of mine started couch-to-5k and in the past two years she has lost a shitload of weight. Granted, she probably drastically changed her diet as well. Your diet is much more important than people realize.
I've never done new year's resolutions but here goes.
>keep my qt robot gf at all costs
>go visit her
>not kill myself
>>25401528
Why don't you get a bike instead, i hear it's like going jogging and jogging has to be better than walking.
>>25401048
well you should at least try masturbating on an airplane first.
>>25401573
I'm not the same guy you originally replied to. I'm OP.
Biking is less stress on your joints, but it ruins your dick. A scary amount of cyclists develop ED.
>graduate college
>get job
>Make preparations to move out of parents house by next year
>work on my weight
>find girlfriend
>work on my fighting game skills
>Attend more events
>>25401605
I'm betting due to their porn and masturbation habits a lot of people on this board would have ED
>stop overthinking
>get over oneitis
>lose v or at least kv
>study
>part time work maybe?
>get better at guitar
>talk to that qt piano girl from church
>play a gig that's not related to worship music / school
>write one good song
>graduate high school
>get high marks my first semester of college
>>25401631
If you don't mind me asking, how old are you Anon?
>>25401127
Just hire a hooker, at least when you kill her no one will fucking care.
>>25401721
24
Probably not gonna find a GF but the rest is reasonable. Definitely graduating this spring and I have an internship.
>gym
>make a phone game
>buy a decent camera and get into photography (god tier hobby imo)
>try make a few songs
>backpack solo somewhere
>lose virginity
>get promoted or find new job
>take gym more seriously
>work about IT certs
>get IT job
>forget about her
>meet more people
