>two thousand sixteen
Here's to another year of loneliness
>>25399430
>twenty sixteen
retard
>turn 20 in 3 more days
>still a virgin
Welp, I guess I'll just go hire a hooker or something.
>2010 was 6 years ago
>2006 was 10 years ago
>>25399430
it's 2016 why are people still killing each other in the middle east, don't they know it's 2016.
>>25399430
Oh god Im gonna be 20 in five months, what have I been doing with my life?
I dont even have a car yet :(
Happy to be with you guys
>possibly the final year of treading thin ice on college classes to live off of grant money
>have no actual major direction
>>25399538
I did at 25.
It was shit.
>1990 was 32 years ago
>>25399430
>2,016
see you space robot
>ywn never nut into a girl as the new year ball drops
honestly, why live.
>>25399549
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
god damn im 20
>another year to add onto relatives and people you know asking you what you're doing with your life
>wheres your gf met any nice girls where are my grandkids huh are you gay you can tell us
>>25399430
Sums up my feelings.
First time I'm celebrating new years with /r9k/
I'll be 24 this year
just wait till tomorrow, it'll be probably June
REET REEE
PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX
REEET RREEEEEEEEEE
EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25399430
I'll be *5 this year, fucking goddamnit, I need a drink, preferably strong liquor.
>tfw you don't have a plan for this year
>>25399587
How about my get?
>turn 24 soon
>5 year old gf soulmate doesn't love me anymore
>feels like I'm going insane no matter what I do, exercise, read, eat well, doesn't matter, slowly becoming more and more insane
>remember past new years with gf
>realize it will never be like that with her again
>shes my love and I ruined it
>>25399430
>>25399549
>>25399604
>>25399632
666djksdjknsdjinz
>tfw still in 2015
>tfw 27
>tfw another year down the drain
inb4 get out normie
>whole life revolves around somebody
>they think youre the best
>then they change their mind
>void and numbness is all I want now
>tfw it's still 2015 over here
2016ers out
>Still no job
>21 and running out of time
I don't want to be a fuckup.
>>25399761
Glad to be with you bot
>>25399728
hahaha
don't worry, the ride never ends. being an adult is realising how shit your life is and growing a tolerance for it
>>25399668
me too, I've completely wasted my youth
>>25399815
As our youth took flight
>>25399579
I'm happy to have you too
>all these fags pretending 2016 will be better than 2015
Literally lmaoing @ ur life rn
>tfw one year closer to my own death
>>25400145
same goes for everyone my nig
Why am I 23 already, jesus christ I'm old. I need to fix my shitty life even tho I probably won't.
>>25399430
>I'm still alive
>>25400366
newflash faggot, you're not old
>>25400448
I am compared to the average imageboard user.
Im going to murder my parents. Uou heard it here first
>>25399796
The first step is acceptance
>>25399538
I feel ya man. I turn 20 on the 8th and I'm seriously considering it.
>tfw watching new years celebrations on tv imagining being in the crowd having fun with others.
>tfw drunk
>tfw the pain will never ever subside
FUCKK. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORL ARE LEGIT HAPPY WTF. AND HERE I FUCKING AM LIVING IN THIS TORTUROUS PAIN. ILSINCE A KID IVE FELT THIS PAIN. WILL IT EVER GO AWAY
>>25399538
>>25399597
>>25400621
It's really not worth it you guys. Sex is nice but it's only going to be just that if it's with someone you don't really love. I don't wanna be that guy but 90% of it is mental. Sex for the sake of sex just ruins it. Being a virgin isn't a bad thing.
>tfw running out of time
>still 32 years until we can greentext 2^11 as the current year
why even fucking live
>>25399501
no that was yesterday
I made it one hour on my quitting smoking and jacking off resolution.
SO FUCKING PROUD OF MYSELF
>>25400723
>Being a virgin isn't a bad thing.
tell that to society
>>25400723
>>25399597
Ignore these faggots. Hookers are awesome. I've actually slept with 14 girls who weren't hookers and prostitutes are often better at sex desu.
>>25400862
Who gives a fuck what society thinks? You'll be a lot happier if your first experience is with someone who matters.
>tfw il be 25 in less than 2 weeks
>>25400876
>girls who have sex for a living are better at sex
Well you might enjoy sex just for the action but I feel sorry for you knowing that you've never had meaningful sex.
>>25399575
Don't worry. I bought my first car all by myself when I was 20 years old.
2011 Nissan Sentra, runs like a beaut, mang.
We're all gonna make it, kid.
>>25399668
23 here. granted I JUST turned 22 a few days ago, but ouch.
Another year, another plethora of problems.
Hope you all make it through okay.
>>25401661
My life did a 180 when I was 22. Every year after that got better. I'm now happier than I've ever been.
>>25399538
It's not even worth it. Wait for someone else. I fucked one of my friends gf at 24 for my first time. Wasn't that great.
This coming year will be awesome, I can feel it. It may have something to do with where I am in my own life and I'm feeling positive. I went to bed at 0130 31/12/15, got up at 0600 for work and I'm still awake now after a 7-5 work day on the last day of the year when we have some bullshit targets to hit. Utterly spangled as well. Really looking forward to my first sleep of 2016 but it seem a long way off right now.
Try to have a positive attitude and try new things lads, good things come to those who wait.
Sorry for the blog, utterly munted and can't find /britfeel/
20 in 4 months
I'm such a fucking waste of space
>tfw watching everyone in the restaurant miss at midnight
>just stared at my plate and wondered why I'm such a pussy and haven't killed myself yet
>>25402749
*kiss at midnight
Orig
>>25400995
he said he slept with 14 girls who weren't whores. chances are, 1 of the 14 has had meaningful sex with him. the same cannot be said with OP. if your first time having sex is with a whore who doesn't give a shit about you ( aka no passion in the sex) then it will be a lousy experience. you need to first find a bitch and know the experience of having a girl want to fuck you as much as you want to fuck her
>>25400448
Average robot life expectancy is 35 or 40 at best. He's pretty old if you ask me.
>>25399604
TIME FLYS
>>25402805
that stat would be skewed by all the an hero-ing robots
Does r9k not like motorcycles anymore?
>>25399724
Your getis a nice Fore!.
>literally spent the last decade as a homeless stoner
At least I am free from normie customs and culture.
>tfw 28 in 39 days
>>25399604
>The legendary glory times of the 60s, 70s, 80s, where the majority of the population would have hated the modern normies that we know today, that had no conception of social media, feminism, or chads, and were filled to the brim with guys that wanted to be your buddy and girls that wanted to be your fuck buddy
>The only way we even know it existed is from people who lived through it talking about it and the music that the people from that era made
>Now 9 year olds spend all day on smart phones posting pound symbols and girls only want to have sex with chads and inner city black people rather than with you just because they met you 5 minutes ago and think your cute
>>25399604
>>25404313
*the legendary glory times of the 60s, 70s, 80s, are even farther back than the long lost 90s
>>25399549
>closer to 2030 than 2000
>>25401661
Nigger u wat
>>25399668
tfw turned 24 on december 2015
....fuck.
>2016
>no flying cars
>no fusion power
>no Blade-Runner-esque cyberpunk metropolises
>no holograms
>no robot waifus
The future ain't what it used to be
>>25400681
>Every Single YEAR
Whats wrong with us that we cant just fit in and live like everyone else?
>>25399668
Same here. Where the fuck did all those years go?
>its now closer to 2020 than it is to 2010
JUST
