Happy 2016 robots! Let's see those new year's resolutions you made!
Y-you did make new year's resolutions, r-right?
>>25399423
im gonna fuck a girl this year
I'm gonna fuck this year.
>2016
>starting personal change and growth at arbitrary points along the Earth's orbit
Just do your shit when you get the notion rather than waiting till Jan 1st please fucking plebs
Im losing weight.
This time I'll do it without distraction.
My goals:
Start going to the gym
Drink more water
Gain financial literacy
Meet new people
Try new food
Be less cynicalGet a girlfriend/rekindle our friendship
Remember, robots: nothing will ever change if you don't set goals for yourself
I'm gonna get into a uni this year
Break my 2 year neet streak by going to college and actually do well, fap less, be less beta and fuck a girl
Fit myself up some more
Save more money
I just want to be happy, and/or I just want to be better.
Basically just keep doing the things i already do.
Keep working out
Keep going out
Keep honing my rap game
Keep going after the girl
Keep it 100 nigga
>get new healthy habits
>lose some weight
>find new job
This tre will be hard to acomplish but i will i did it before, i need this fresh view of life, with the coke and acid Im high on
Lose my virginity (I'll be 31 in a month)
Move out of my mom's place
Get a better job
Be happy (ha!)
Find a pussy for this penis to go into
Lower my sugar intake so I can finally lose weight.
>reduce fapping to once a day
>learn to like wine
>get a job
>improve analog electrical engineering skillset
>>25399423
Be social even if the consequences of conversations with others leaves a trace of me being sociopathic/psychopathic
>>25399423
>get a gf
>build gaming rig
>try new shit
>>25399423
NEW YEAR
NEW MEMES
>>25399714
> bent dick
My nigga
How would you even stick it in?
Shit i gotta live with
>>25399793
>>get a gf
OH WOW WAY TO HAVE A ORIGINAL THOUGHT ANON.
>>25399813
I dont think the bend is the issue as much as the massive fucking head i got. I need to lube that shit up to even do a full foreskin pullback wank.
The more aroused i get the thicker my dick gets. Like its going super saiyan second grade. I can barely hold it at times.
I made a new years resolution to ask out this girl I liked, she said yes, so now I just have to figure out how relationships work
>>25399940
Is there a problem?happy new year
I made a New Year's Resolution to stop using 4chan. You can see how that's working out.
>>25399999
nice digits anon, you'll be a-okay
Find something to be happy about or blow my brains out
>>25399991
Mine is bent to the left considerably.
I don't know how that will worl.
Stop smoking, get baptised, get back into the gym, stop drinking, finish my degree.
I am going to kill myself this year.
The daily grind is shit. I have a crapload of money sitting in the bank but nothing to live for.
No resolutions a no new me whatsoever
It's so stupid, to go saying it's a new me overnight. It takes a lot. and anyway, there's no "new me" at all, we're all the product of our past experiences, there is no fucking new me.
Anyway and no resolutions because it's stupid to wait till new year to start doing something, because then it's forced and of course you won't keep it up
>>25400037
I should imagine the pussy would be able to compensate or at least hold it in straight.
Im fortunate my dick is centered still. I dont masturbate frequently. That curving is a bit tough but as long as i dont go maximum boner straight away i dont see it being too bad.
i will try to be happy.
I just don't know what to do.
>>25400086
Nigga use that money
Travel
Get hookers
You don't have to do the daily grind if you have money nigga
>>25400003
the problem is that you are unoriginal.
>>25399423
>decided to quit smoking weed for all of 2016
>already deleted every single weed dealer off of my contacts on my phone
>also made a commitment to not jerk off to any porn whatsoever for the whole year (which isn't really an impossible task, just as long as I can still fapcause luckily for me, unlike most of you guys I already know what a vagina feels like)
>and lastly, work on starting a couple of entrepreneurial online business so I can independently make my own money & and not have to suffer being a wagecuck
Hopefully 2016 won't be as shitty as the past couple of years we've had.
>>25400123
Try finding a hobby, that seems to help a lot of other people find happiness
>>25400398
I tried doing that once i just ended up in a jail cell
not who you responded to BTW
>>25401290
That sucks anon, what hobby was it?
>>25401469
disregard this post this was a post meant for a dirrent thread and a different board.
Already lost a ton of weight the past two years, so this year I'm gonna start lifting seriously and get fit.
Also want to get a job and put away enough cash to afford an overseas trip late in the year. Get out and see the world a little.
