What do you do with the cum when you're done wacking off?
>>25398806
I shoot it on my belly then wash it off. I don't eat it like you though, you fuckin degenerate.
cum on belly and clean up with tissue, then bin
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>>25399333
my bewwy is hairy so its kinda hard to do that ^~^`
eats it precious
Is it gay to suck your own dick and/or swallow your cum?
>>25399378
Then shave ya weirdo!
>>25399419
I don't think it's much different to picking your nose.
>>25398806
Cum on shirt then roll it up and under the bed it goes till next time. How about you?
>>25399419
Yes
>>25398806
Let it sit on my inner thigh, no ones ever going to see them so why not have cum shorts?
Leave it on the carpet to dry. It wouldn't have to be this way if I had a girlfriend.
>>25398806
I cum into a cup and then wash it out
>>25398806
cum in my hand and flush it down the sink
no mute pls
>>25398806
Swave it down my throat
>>25399444
Post pic of cumshirt.
I squeeze it out of the onahole into the toilet.
>>25399490
I will never know why you want to see that shit, but here it is anyways.
>>25398806
Into sock or into mouth.
who /CumInOldSocks/ here?
>dick fits inside nicely
>warm and fuzzy when they are fresh
>good for a few uses if you turn inside out
>throw away and grab new one when crustiness gets unbearable
cum on belly then wipe up with underwear
>>25398806
Cum in hand, lick it clean, wipe remainder on hair.
Easy, efficient, tasty.
>>25399894
Cumming into socks seems barbaric to me. I know it's popular, but it's kind of shit
Wipe it on my couch or bed. It's quite a noticeable stain now.
>>25399419
It's only gay if you think it is anon
>>25398806
I cum into my hand and rub it into my hands as one would hand sanitizer, then wash my hands next time I get up
>>25399641
That's fucking disgusting desu. Just shoot it on your belly and wash it off in the shower you lazy bum!
I have foreskin. Just cum in the foreskin, tighten it, then go to the bathroom and piss it out. Don't you have foreskin Anons
I cum on my bathroom floor then lick it up like a good slut
Eat it if I'm especially horny
>>25400508
Would you bury your face in this anons cumrag? >>25399641
Why are faggot threads so comfy
>>25400431
More work to shower, plus I always fap then sleep so it's convenient.
>>25400534
Ew.
>>25398806
>>25399326
>>25399333
>>25399444
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>>25399455
>>25399456
>>25399475
>>25399807
>>25399894
>>25399929
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>>25400462
Jesus Christ people, just do it on toilet paper and flush. No smell or need to clean up, it's easy and sanitary.
Literally nothing, it just goes where it goes.
>>25400558
Because we're all accepting.
>>25400645
It's easier to empty it on your belly especially if you blow a big load.
>>25400534
Yeah I would.
I bet it smells delicious.
>>25400772
You're a dirty little slut. Bet you have a little cock too, don't you.
I just jizz on toilet paper and then throw it on the floor like a fucking disgusting animal. My life is in shambles. I', drunk as fuck.
Fuck you all.I love you all, still. Thanks for being there for me when I needed you.
>>25399929
Man after my own heart, good job Senpai-san.
>>25400820
N-no. It's average!
Cum into Fleshlight, rinse fleshlight in the sink
>>25400889
I want to cum on the bathroom floor and force your head down, making you lick it up like a mop. I'd have full control of your head as I'm driving it into the cold tile.
I just jerk off into the toilet before I take a shower, usually 2-3 times a week. I'll put a few pieces of toilet paper in the water so it doesn't stick in the bowl. no mess at all, feels good senpai :~)
honestly I'm not even a fan of masturbation. it's just a chore to me. also I find cum disgusting, just looking at it makes me gag
You fags are so nice ^,^
Makes me feel really comfy
>>25398806
>safe it in the freezer
>some day dump it into the ocean
>hope for the best
>>25401182
I-I'm not a fag!
>>25401253
In the distant future your sperm mixes with some alien race to create the ultimate lifeform
Or it would just melt
>>25401257
from the thumbnail I thought that was fanart of courage the cowardly dog with his ass in the air taking a giant shit.
>>25400729
That why you set toilet paper there
I masturbate while on the toilet.
Usually after shitting because it's convenient.
I feel relaxed because I know no one is going to burst in on me when they think I'm shitting which is how I started doing it this way.
Now it's a habit and I pretty much masturbate every time I shit no matter what.
When I cum I just sit farther back on the seat and point myself downwards, cumming into the toilet as I continue to fap.
I have gotten good at keeping up constant stimulation as I come, but it takes wilpower.
If I continue to stimulate, I can cum for about a whole minute or a bit longer, with at least two, and often three orgasmic spikes.
It is a technique I have been practicing since I was young.
>>25399641
Jesus Christ anon, why don't you just use tissues like a normal person?
How I fap
>lay down on bed with laptop
>place tissues on stomach near benis
>hackitwhackitsmack
>all the semen lands on the tissue
>use second tissue wipe down benis
>put them together and make it into a ball
>wrap third tissue around cumball
>throw it across the room into the garbage can
ball is life
>>25399444
Based robot anon. Best cum disposal method besides in the mouth of a qt
I have a collection of womens panties I use as cum rags.
I usually shoot it out of the nearest window. But I have to stick my dick out a bit though otherwise a string of cum would fall on the floor.
>>25398806
I cum into my bedsheets and then sleep in it.
I lick off whatever gets on my hand and wipe the rest off with tissues
Does anyone else feel immediate regret/sadness after cumming?
>>25400645
It's way less satisfactory when you try to restrict your cum flow into a tissue or something like that. Nothing feels as good as laying back, jerking like a maniac, and letting your cum fly free wherever it wants to fly. You can mop it up afterwards with a cum towel.
You tissue-catchers haven't truly lived
>>25402610
No I feel amazing, like nothing else matters.
>>25402610
Yes, every guy does.
>>25402639
>>25402610
I have never once felt depressed after cumming. You're doing it wrong if you don't feel great afterwards
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>>25402703
Don't get me wrong anons. It feels great. But when you have no gf no more it kinda feels like shit to me sometimes. Maybe I need to stop deathgripping.
>>25402610
Depends on what time it is and what it was to.
If it's 3 am and it's to some crazy degenerate porn, then terrible.
If it's 9 pm and to something fairly vanilla, then it feels great.
>>25402742
>having a girlfriend ever
You disgust me
>>25402639
>projecting
Fuck you, masturbating is great at every point.
>>25400825
Y-you too
original commend
>>25402834
Y :c
I use the towel I use to dry off after a shower as a cum rag, I just let it soak it up and treat my skin after I bathe.
I exhert as much force on it as possible, but it has to be me, a sentient one. Reality bends are real, and they are caused by force, as is everything. (I'm taking any biggest chances I can get, which are the one I'm finding. I'm going to tell explain you and you will find to see out and fine why.)
Caused by force, like an equatoion, more force is more bigger alter of reality, and or wider spread of effect. and/or makes a better cahnce of it.
But if you just have a dead force, like a bomb blowing up, very small probablitiy of cuasing reality bend, because bomb not think alive and cannot direct flow of force to specific of reality bend.
Only sentient creature can, like me. Chance is small but if I put a liot of force on cum. I squish cum or stick on wall and run into it head first, (i have to run into cum) that make best chance of an effect where, say, it scatters across the universe and lands into the mouth of alien waifu. alien waifu is different chemicals, cum addicts to them so alien waifu cannot resist me.
literally best chance
cum in a towel
immediately listen to house of the rising sun (the animals cover)
>>25399444
omg i have a cumshirt too we have so much in common
I can't be the only one who rubs it around my skin and just lets it dry...
>>25402610
Not at all but it's something I hear about a lot so it seems to be a thing
>>25402610
Nope. I always feel good after cumming, the more i cum the better i feel.
>>25403516
Show me some good yuri so I can try to feel good again
>>25403562
I don't have Yuri.
>>25401752
>throwing it in the garbage
>not just flushing it
you know cum has an odor, right? you might not notice it but I can guarantee other people can
>>25402610
I do. I regret doing it and I try hard to prevent myself from doing it again. I don't know why.
into my handand then i lick it all off
>>25398806
I cum into my bedding and sleep. I have mad stains on my blankets tho.
>cum in underwear and let it dry.
>continue wearing underwear.
>>25401738
My room has always been next to the washroom
So when I know I'm gonna cum I just get up dick in hand and waddle over to the toilet.
Although it does lead to some unfortunate things sometimes like cumming without actually feeling it, or orgasming without release.
>>25398806
Let it lie where it falls. Eventually the dog will clean it up.
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME YOU FILTHY ANIMALS
>>25403562
yuru yuri?
dafs
>>25402861
>you're projecting! Everything about it is great!
>Irony
Right back at you, anon
>>25402610
More often than not.
I usually play with my butt with my legs in the air, so when I cum it goes into my mouth. If it gets on the sheets I suck on them
>>25401752
>Ball is life
>ball is life
>>25407647
Cute Senpai desu
