ITT:your first porn wank ever
>>25397358
Who can actually remember this?
>>25397385
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread. Bitch.
>>25397419
sage
also poinles text that means nothing but lets me past the filter
earliest wank i remember was 16 years ago, going to pic related and diddling myself. dont even know how i found it but it's probably why i think face-sitting is the best
>>25397358
I watched a little caprice video and then tried to imitate the man by kneeling on the floor and thrusting my hips while holding me dick. I thought cumming was just when stuff came out and it felt good so imagine my surprise when I properly came
I used to fap before I could cum properly, so when I did cum it would just be clear
>>25397561
>dont even know how i found it
probably your dad's internet explorer history lol
>>25397358
The earliest I can remember was from some photo set of Erica Campbell in which she was on a bed wearing a blue shirt or sweater. Couldn't find it in a quick search.
The first pornsite I ever remember jacking off to consistently wasblackmotherfuckers.com
Somehow I didn't grow up to be a cuck.
>>25398396
This.
Also first time was most likely to some Playboy mag.
>>25398534
Can't cuck someone who's never had a g# in the first place
>>25397358
Fucked up shit.
http://imgur.com/a/pc7Za/embed#0
>>25398668
Well didn't grow up to be some kind of liberal dindu apologist or something.
>>25397358
>kids today will never know the struggle of watching dirty late night movies
>finger hovering over the power button
>senses on alert ready to ninja that shit and exit
>M A D M A N if you even have the sound on low
>looking back now, what was super hot back then was tame as fuck
>it was a different time though (imagine im looking off wistfully into the distance)
then on to kazaa and the age of terrible hoping xXx_real_gud_quality.wmv wasn't the vin diesel movie.
>>25398731
Nah you grew up to be something much worse, a gf-less anonymous edgelord
>>25398768
I don't consider that worse, though.
I was in the 6th grade and it was to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCLxJd1d84s
>>25398812
>tfw back then just about anything could make you diamonds
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/chantal-plays-with-her-boobs_37273.html
EARLIEST porn I can remember
I was young and this was all I could find using the lewd words I knew
I jacked it with my 10 year old dick so much to this
>>25398749
I'm the same but sometimes turning it on will go right back to where you had it so I'd hit "return" or whatever and turn on something innocuous like Disney Channel.
>mfw one night watching Varsity Blues and seeing the teacher stripper scene on mute
>mfw switching over to Disney Channel and it was showing Mr.Magoo and had girls with fake tits in bikinis
I'm still into big tits and I was on a natural only trend for years but lately I've been appreciating fakes, they remind me of a time when I didn't know what tits looked like much and the biggest you saw were fakes on skinemax.
